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  1. TRANSLATION BY HORIKAWA OTANE
  2. (http://horikawaotane.pythonanywhere.com)
  3.  
  4. Koishi Komeiji's Heart-Throbbing Adventure
  5.  
  6. Warning:
  7.  
  8. The following is a derived work and represents the author's interpretation
  9. Please be aware that bloodshed and death are shown in this work
  10. There are changes from black-and-white to colour to highlight certain brutal scenes
  11. Please be aware that some of the artwork is graphic
  12.  
  13. If you feel any of the above is problematic for you, please press the "Back" button immediately
  14.  
  15. P-please don't die Mistress Keine!
  16.  
  17. Don't worry... Your mistress won't die...
  18.  
  19. With that most-eccentric woman coming back to town and the fact that I've still got work I have to do making doubly sure of the histories... I can hardly afford to die.
  20.  
  21. Captain! There are Humans and Youkai headed straight for us at an incredible pace!
  22.  
  23. We're not backin' down! Kill 'em!
  24.  
  25. Haha! What d'ya think your Youkai Battleships can do against me? They couldn't even take down a couple a fruit flies!
  26.  
  27. Marisa! Don't be so reckless! We gotta be careful!
  28.  
  29. I KNOW THAT.
  30.  
  31. Our target is extremely large and powerful, so we should start off by slipping into the hull as carefully as we can and not making sure not to lose our heads and get unwanted attention. Then, we can...
  32.  
  33. CRUSH THEM ALL!!! Carefully.
  34.  
  35. Marisa... Please listen to at least SOME of what I'm saying...
  36.  
  37. Marisa, don't you think it'd be best to listen to her?
  38.  
  39. Alice! Sorry to interrupt your advice, but... We've got company!
  40.  
  41. YAAAAAAAAAY! Now it's time for you bitches to DIE!
  42.  
  43. Hold on tight, Alice!
  44.  
  45. Please say these sort of things before you fire!
  46.  
  47. Heheh. Funny. You thought that attack just now would finish me off?
  48.  
  49. I haven't felt this amused in a long time.
  50.  
  51. How about I go ahead and show you what it's like to really destroy someone with all your strength, huh?
  52.  
  53. Now sit there and think deeply about the POWERS WE ANCIENT YOUKAI CAN WEILD.
  54.  
  55. Gimme a break, we were in a rush and now we gotta deal with this?
  56.  
  57. Marisa - Please let me handle this.
  58.  
  59. Really? It's okay to just leave you here and go?
  60.  
  61. It's really fine. Please leave me here to take care of this. Marisa - don't you have people important to you to meet on that ship?
  62.  
  63. Well then, with that said, I'll go ahead and jet!
  64.  
  65. Hey Alice - Don't go and die!
  66.  
  67. Heh. You're a fiesty one.
  68.  
  69. If you look at it from an outsider's perspective, Marisa Kirisame is just some eccentric who's terrible at understanding people.
  70.  
  71. She removed herself from those who didn't understand her. She separated herself far from her home and her family. When she returned and saw her hometown completely changed and her father dead before her eyes, she felt not a single thing.
  72.  
  73. No emotions would come out. Neither would a single tear. She felt forcing herself to get worked up about it would have been dishonest. Instead, she simply thought, in her isolation, "Ah. It seems my emotions are dead."
  74.  
  75. One day, imitating the protagonist of some novel, she made her father a grave.
  76.  
  77. She placed her hat atop the tombstone in an extremely formal manner, just like the character from her novel.
  78.  
  79. In that moment, the hero Marisa Kirisame, Destroyer of Evil, was born.
  80.  
  81. Marisa continues onward. With those few who truly understand her.
  82.  
  83. ATTACK! Just try to destroy me! Come on you blondie magician!
  84.  
  85. G-go... G-goliath.
  86.  
  87. Heh. Big and slow~. Idiot.
  88.  
  89. Hey, don'tcha have any friends?
  90.  
  91. No. Making friends is difficult enough, not to mention keeping them...
  92.  
  93. But while you keep struggling to make your mere acquantainces, I don't feel a bit of weakness, even if I am alone!
  94.  
  95. Y'know, here's where you die. But, before I kill you, lemme tell you somethin'.
  96.  
  97. That okay with ya? Y'know this Girl's Talk thing is where we talk about gossip behind other people's backs, right?
  98.  
  99. Urf.
  100.  
  101. Oi, Doll-User. Last night's moon sure was pretty, huh?
  102.  
  103. Last night's moon...? I didn't see it.
  104.  
  105. Hoho. Is that so? Me either. Fancy seeing you here.
  106.  
  107. I can't help being concerned about that. Not seeing last night's moon isn't right.
  108.  
  109. You didn't seem to think so though at the time though. Didja, nue?
  110.  
  111. Now, can you do me a favour and stop asking each other stupid questions?
  112.  
  113. We that see the moon and feel vigor and strength are Youkai, yes?
  114.  
  115. Heheh. You thought you'd become strong just because of the moon?
  116.  
  117. Ah..!
  118.  
  119. Erf.
  120.  
  121. Besmirching the moon's power, huh? You're a disgrace to the Youkai, Marizou!
  122.  
  123. Nue... Bitch, you're really a true disgrace...
  124.  
  125. While I'm looking at that shining, mysterious moon, I feel a hunger. Like I could even eat a human!
  126.  
  127. But I'm so lonely! I can't hold a conversation while I feast if I'm alone... That's beyond even me!
  128.  
  129. Heh. Nue, when this strage nonsense is over, how about we go out to eat together? I won't take yes for an answer.
  130. (more lit, I won't let you say it's not inconvenient)
  131.  
  132. Meanwhile, on Marisa's Side...
  133.  
  134. Crap I forgot you guys were on the ship.
  135.  
  136. Ichirin! Unzan!
  137.  
  138. Heh. Exactly.
  139.  
  140. Unzan! Flatten that human like a pancake!
  141.  
  142. I... Crap, I'm gonna be a pancake!
  143.  
  144. Salvation Flash!
  145.  
  146. UNZAAAAAN!
  147.  
  148. *pant* Man, I was wondering whether I was gonna die, but then I got saved. ASNKLSDHLDJSAJHKLSDJHLKSLKAJSD
  149.  
  150. MISS HUMAN! MISS HUMAN!
  151.  
  152. I've got a request! The people in the temple need saving! We believe you have powerful magic, so we believe you can do it, Miss Human!
  153.  
  154. She's a saint.
  155.  
  156. She told me she would return all of the people of the temple back to normal for us!
  157.  
  158. How dare you fail me Unzan!
  159.  
  160. You AIR-HEAD!!!
  161.  
  162. Don't hate me for this, Youkai.
  163.  
  164. Wow~! Princess Toyosatomimi sure is incredibly strong! I can't help but admire her!
  165.  
  166. ...?
  167.  
  168. Yoshika, to be brief, it is okay for you to eat their delicious vital organs.
  169.  
  170. Pick some tasty ones, yay!
  171.  
  172. Miss saint, there's a certain difference between what you say and what you do...
  173.  
  174. Won't you be putting that leaf on your head?
  175.  
  176. That's for beginners!
  177.  
  178. TRANSFORMATION
  179.  
  180. SHEARS
  181.  
  182. Ugh... You had to choose something like this!
  183.  
  184. Umm...
  185.  
  186. Now will ya look at that, Nue! Your underwear's all exposed, huh?! Won't you finally just give up?!
  187.  
  188. W-What are you doing, y-you damn raccoon!
  189.  
  190. Marizou! It's been such a long time! How they heck are you so damn peppy!
  191.  
  192. Hoho. Well aren't you quite the pessimist!
  193.  
  194. It's only reasonable! SDJKLSDJAKLSJADKLJSKLADJSDLKA. I LOATHE IT! It's even in the novels I've read. It doesn't matter, even if they're in the temple schools, there's this seemingly 'natural' trend for the hero to make friends and get along with every goddamn passerby!
  195.  
  196. SDAKL:SADJKLSAD
  197.  
  198. Marizou! You're awful!!!
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