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Backstory: Itsuki is breaking in his new ride while a bunch of benchracers berate
Then racing autism ensues
The time stamps are from the [a-s] mkv

1:35) Dude, just look at this sorry excuse of a car. It looks slow.
1:43) I'm crying! I bet this piece of shit is slower than bromaro's Z/28 on the quarter mile!
1:49) You can stay assmad kid!
1:55) You should've gotten an ecoboost you tofu loving losers!
2:03) It's on. I'm starting the eurobeat.
2:13) S-slow down or we're gonna blow the welds
2:18) You're not double clutching like you should!
2:36) It's too fresh in here!
2:40) Ta... Takumi...
2:43) THE BRAKE IS ON THE MIDDLE YOU FAAAAAAAAG![voice fading as it pans to the mountain]
3:14) Blown the fuck out!
3:30) What the hell?
[While he looks in the mirror, faded eurobeat is playing]
3:35) Hey, that looks like a fiero with a bodykit.
3:38) He probably thinks he can compete. I'll show you what my turbo V6 is capable off!
3:47) Oh I get it... It's time to bait a fag
4:07) Let it go you moron, it's a bait!
4:25) You absolute madman! You autist!
4:46) S-So fast... I should have just gotten a miata
4:58) We underestimated him... Huh... Hold on. This doesn't look like a fiero with a bodykit. It's those assmad fangirls.
5:07) That shitbox could never keep up \Nwitha godmachine like mine!
5:18) What the fuck! It that shitbox after all!
5:21) Those fucks lied to us! It's probably... Some weird dodge stratus!
5:27) Alright, I got them.
5:33) I need nos... I won't even get over 140 miles with just, that(while looking at Itsuki)?
5:39) And I have no grip to the point where I need to use inferior drifting...
5:50) Woah, he faster than a viper ACR!
5:53) I wish I was driving my twingo.
5:57) Oh well. I guess I'll just use my special lines.
[maybe some more faded eurobeat in the mirror shot]
6:23) You cannot out-meme me you loser!
6:29) What?!
[again some faded eurobeat, but stereo from left to right as he passes him]
6:33) How is that possible?! He should be slow! This is not what liveracers is saying. The verdict was clear... "My car is noticeably faster"...
6:50) But, it rolls more than a foxbody mustang. Maybe the site... is not very accurate?
7:09) My ecoboost could not compete.
7:12) That shitbox was so hektik!
7:14) Does that mean... (all together) We're not in Big Willow?!