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Unforeseen Consequences - Teaching and breaking

Oct 11th, 2017
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  1. >This mate could very well be your standard snobbish pony, or rather, your standard Canterlot’s upper high class pony if it wasn’t for that cap he was wearing sideways and those awful, awful purple shutter glasses
  2. >What was wrong with his coat?! It was orange… no wait, it was grey but for some reason it had this unnatural fake orange covering his body, at least his mane and eye color were the same as Ruffle’s.
  3. >The way this stallion entered Bill Neigh’s office was very pompous? Casual? You really didn’t know how to describe it.
  4. >Like, the guy had his head held up in a very snobbish fashion, and was clearly looking down on you and Bill Neigh and that attitude was complimented with that poo-eating grin, but the way he walked… it was as if this stallion thought he was swimming instead of walking.
  5. >This guy… this guy was a jock like no other jock, Ruffle’s dad was the hyper jock and geez, you hated him already.
  6. >Without saying a word, the stallion grabbed a chair, turned it and then planted his butt on it. Of course he couldn’t forget to cross his hinder legs and held his cane with both hooves.
  7. >Then he turned to Ruffle and… uh… you really don’t know how to describe it, but they bumped their hooves, and then shook them and… well, it was a secret salute alright.
  8. >”Yo, son o’ mine! Your dad is ‘ere! Why don’t you go outside, and wait for me in the chariot while I remember this guy who is boss.”
  9. >”But Dad! I… The Ruffle wanted to stay here with ya! I HAVE to stay here, right Bill?” Ruffle Truffle was pleading? Wait, what?!
  10.  
  11. >Bill Neigh nervously nodded ”I-I understand the inconvenience, Mr. Hide Tanner, but it would be better if your son stayed here for the duration of this meeting. I’m sure that you can understand the gravity of the situation”
  12. >”Gravity?” Ruffle’s dad tilted his head back in disgust “Are yo tryin’ to give me a class or somethin’, bruh? ‘Cuz I left all that school mumbo-jumbo behind years ago!”
  13. >”No, no!” Bill Neigh frantically shook his head and then readjusted his glasses “You got me wrong. I was talking about-“
  14. >Ruffle’s dad waved his hoof as he let out an annoying laughter ”Man, I know what yo talking about. That’s what we the cool guyz call a joke. Fo’ real man, chillax!”
  15. >”I-I know, Mr. Bits. It’s just that I can’t let your son to go while-“
  16. >”Did I hear ya right, Neighy?” Hide Tanner slammed his hooves on the desk as he leaned closer to Bill Neigh “Are ya tellin’ me what to do?”
  17. >”N-No!” Bill Neigh frantically shook his head “Not at all!”
  18. >”Really?” Hide Tanner narrowed his eyes as he pulled Mr. Neigh closer to his face ’’Cuz it sounded like ya were telling me what to do, and ya know very well that I don’t like the sound of ponies tellin’ me what to do!”
  19. >”Ehm…” Bill Neigh let out a little whimper as he started to cower behind his desk, then he looked at Ruffle Truffle and waved his hoof “Mr. Truffle, you are free to go now!”
  20. >”But Dad, I wanted to…”
  21.  
  22. > Hide Tanner shot his son’s pleads down with such a cold and hard stare that even made you flinch.
  23. >”Alright… I’ll wait…” With a heavily depressed look, Ruffle hopped off his chair and walked to the office’s door “The Ruffle will pick up some cuties while he waits for ya”
  24. >”Atta boy!” His dad yelled at Ruffle after the poor guy exited the office “Go and make yer ole dad proud!”
  25. >You didn’t believe that you were actually thinking on doing this but… you MUST help Ruffle Truffle in one way or the other, because this was just too sad to see.
  26. >And you think that you know where to start. You have know more about the extraordinaire jerk that Hide Tanner was and more importantly, the reason as to why Mr. Neigh was so submissive towards him.
  27. > Hide Tanner sat on his chair again, leaned back and chuckled “Yo, Neighy, where are yo manners, man? No greetings for yo best friend since school?”
  28. >”O-Oh, yeah… uhm” Bill Neigh cleared his throat and timidly asked “Good day, Mr. Hide Tanner. How are you doing today?”
  29.  
  30. >The stallion looked away from Bill Neigh and shook his head “Good day?” Then he started knocking on Mr. Neigh’s head with his hoof “Hello? Anypony home? Wake up, Neighy!”
  31. >Why was Mr. Neigh’s laughing? Or rather… was that even a laugh? It sounded so forced.
  32. > Hide Tanner leaned back on his chair and then rolled his eyes “I was in the middle of an important business meeting with that uptight bro of Filthy Rich when I got yo message asking me. ME OF ALL PONES! To come to this prison. Honestly bruh, if yo made me lose a single bit, I’ll ask muh boys to make you pay me back everythin’ and with extra interests!”
  33. >”I-I understand how important your job is, Mr. Hide Tanner. I’m thankful that you took your time to come here, but you see, your son got in a fight with Mr. Anon right here and we are seriously concerned with-“
  34. > Hide Tanner frantically waved his front hooves to shut up Mr. Neigh ”Bro, bro, bro! Stop babbling and listen to me, alright? I waste lots o’ bits in this prison you call school, it is simply incredible that you even summoned here.” The stallion glanced at you with a disgusted look “Just expel the kiddo and be done with it!”
  35. >Okay, that was it. You were already tired of this frickin’ idiot! Time to get involved!
  36. >You turned to Ruffle’s dad and talked to him with a very angered tone.
  37. “Are you joking or are you THAT stupid? It was Ruffle and his friends who caused all of this! If you don’t believe then you can ask bet you ugly cap that the entire school will back me up on this, you elitist-“
  38. >”Mr. Anon! Please!” Bill Neigh quickly shushed you before addressing Ruffle’s dad with a submissive tone “I’m sorry, Mr. Hide Tanner, but Mr. Anon is right. It was Ruffle who provoked this situation, so I’m afraid that the rules tells me to-“
  39. >”Let this go as if nothing happened kick the guy who my kid’s beat out of the school. That’s what ya were going to say. Right, bro?” Ruffle’s dad interrupted with a menacing stare to Mr. Neigh.
  40.  
  41. “No, he wasn’t! Mr. Neigh was going to tell you to stick your cane in your mouth and go back to the trash bin where you belong!”
  42. >”Mr. Anon!” Bill Neigh protested as he started to heavily sweat.
  43. >You turned to him and pointed at Ruffle’s dad with your hooves
  44. “What?! This guy can’t just waltz in as if he owned the school!”
  45. >Bill Neigh opened his mouth to speak, but he shut up when Ruffle’s dad held his hoof at him “Nah, Neigh, it’s cool. Lemme teach this kiddo a lesson of reality”
  46. >Then he turned to you with a cold stare “Listen here, kid. I may not legally own this place, yet. But I’m the biggest contributor this school has. My money, my rules, and if I say that your little flank is getting expelled, then it doesn’t matter who your parents are, ‘cuz ya are getting expelled! So get up and walk away, capische?”
  47. >You narrowed your eyes at him and growled.
  48. “And what if I don’t?”
  49. >”Then you and me will have a problem, and ya don’t want to have a problem with me” Ruffle’s dad stared down at you.
  50. >Mr. Neigh cowered behind his desk, a thick silence formed in the room. Ruffle’s dad was glaring down at you while you were just waiting for him to give you a reason to use your magic.
  51.  
  52. >A new voice broke the silence ”Seems like I got right in time.” Everyone in the office turned at the door, where Moonlight Shadow stood, for some reason, she wasn’t wearing her armor this time.
  53. >”Well, helloooo~ there! Ruffle’s dad looked at Moonlight and then at Bill Neigh “Hey, Neighy! I dunno why you brought such a cutie here, but I liiiiike it! ”
  54. >Bill Neigh frantically shook his head “I-I didn’t do anything like that… I-I think she’s Mr. Anon’s tutor!”
  55. >”You think? Well, I think that you may not be very smart considering it was you who sent the letter to the castle” Moonlight shrugged as she walked to the desk, then she took seat and looked at Mr. Neigh “Oh! And you’re right by the way, I’m the legal tutor of the kid. Name’s Moonlight. Moonlight Shadow”
  56. >”So this hot mamma is in charge of the kiddo!” Ruffle’s dad said as he gave Moonlight a very dirty look “Listen lady, why don’t you and I talk this in… y’know… a more private place, maybe I can find yer kid new school that ain’t so bad… if you play it cool, o’ course”
  57. >Moonlight let out a snicker and shook her head ”Getting expelled for getting into a fight? I’m sorry dude, but nah, I don’t think so. How about you calm down and stop sniffing your own flank?”
  58. >Ruffle’s dad narrowed his eyes at Moonlight but he quickly regained his composure ”C’mon lady, don’t make this hard… unless yer talking ‘bout me! Heh, heh, heh! Whatever, just take yer kid and walk out o’ here”
  59. >Moonlight rolled her eyes and giggled “I’ll have to ask the same thing that the little dude” She then turned to him and narrowed her eyes “And what happens if I don’t?”
  60. >”Then you’ll know who I am, that’s what will happen”
  61.  
  62. >Moonlight raised an eyebrow as she slowly shook her head and shrugged “I’ve heard that line so many times. So let me give you an advice, dude. Drop the lame act before it gets you into real trouble. You may be swimming in bits, but you don’t make the rules around here”
  63. >Ruffle’s dad got up from his chair and walked to Moonlight ”Yo, ya ain’t very clever aintcha? You can cry whatever ya want, but as long as my bits are in place, then I make the rules. So unless yer willing to… give something in return. Ya can take that pesky kid and walk out of my school, understand?”
  64. >Moonlight let out a tired sigh as she shook her head “Alright, you want to do this the hard way? We’ll do this the hard way, just… don’t say I didn’t try to play nice, because I really, really tried” Then, as she looked back at Ruffle’s Dad, her pupils became thin as she spread her wings and showed her fangs
  65. >Ruffle’s Dad took a step back, looking at Moonlight with fear “What the-?”
  66. >In less than a second, Moonlight flew towards Ruffle’s Dad, knocked him into the ground and completely, absolutely, beyond any shadow of a doubt, subdued him.
  67. > Moonlight had pinned down Ruffle’s Dad with one hoof while with the other she was holding his hoof. Kind of like how a police officer would do to a thug.
  68. >”Hey! Lemme go, you crazy mare! Ruffle’s Dad struggled as hard as he could, but Moonlight was overpowering him with ease.
  69. >Then, she as she leaned closer to Ruffle’s Dad’s ear, Moonlight let out that terrifying hissing of hers, the one that sounded like a monster from a horror movie ”*HIIIIIIIIIS* Every word you’ve said. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. Is just stupid! I swear by Luna and Celestia, if you open that cloaca you call mouth once more… I’LL SHOW YOU THE OLD INTERROGATION METHODS! THE ONES THAT WERE USED BEFORE EQUESTRIA WAS EVEN A THING! Do I make myself clear?”
  70.  
  71. >Ruffle’s Dad was now squirming like a worm as he angrily replied back ”Hey! Yo crazy hot mamma can’t treat me like that… I ain’t into that kind o’ stuff!” Moonlight in her scary wisdom, shut him up by twisting his leg a bit further “AAAA! MY HOOF!””
  72. >Moonlight hissed again only that this time it was harder and way more scarier ”*HISSSSSSS* DO. I. MAKE. MYSELF. CLEAR?!”
  73. >Ruffle’s dad went from orange, to grey, to a ghostly white in a matter of seconds. The guy simply nodded and timidly said “Y-Yes, ma’am!”
  74. >Moonlight slowly nodded ”Good…” then she twisted Ruffle’s leg a bit more “Now listen to me, worm! This is not your school! Get that through your thick skull! I don’t care how many bits you have donated to it. I don’t care who you are, but if your kid got into a fight, then he’s going to get suspended for the remaining of the week.”
  75. >Ruffle’s Dad growled as he narrowed his eyes at Moonlight ”Do ya know who yer talking to-“ to which Moonlight answered by twisting his leg and pressing his head against the floor “AAAAAAH!”
  76. >”I don’t care if you are the immortal King of Stupidonia! You are going to follow the rules like everypony else or you’ll know who I AM! Understand?!”
  77. >Ruffle’s dad was now heavily panting thanks to the pain, but he gathered all his forces to nod “Y-yes… I’ll do whatever yo want, just… don’t hurt me anymore, please!”
  78. >”Goooood” Moonlight grinned as she stopped pushing Ruffle’s dad’s head against the floor. “Now we’re making progress!”
  79. >You agreed completely with Moonlight, that’s why you had to take this opportunity to… ugh… help Ruffle Truffle
  80. >Before she released her grip on that jerk, you quickly intervened.
  81. “Wait! I have some demands too!”
  82.  
  83. >”Wha-?” Ruffle’s dad looked at you with disdain “Get lost, kid! The crazy hot mamma is one thing, but you? You can go and kiss my-“ And once again, Moonlight twisted his leg “AAAAAH!”
  84. “Thanks Moonlight”
  85. >”My pleasure, little dude” Moonlight said as she twisted Ruffle’s dad leg a bit harder
  86. >Okay, Anon. You don’t like this, every fiber of your body is telling you to stop but… ugh… it’s your duty towards one of your subjects.
  87. “Listen, when Mr. Neigh mentioned that you were coming, Ruffle got very anxious and nearly had a panic attack. I have no idea why, but I’m sure that you are the root of his bad attitude. So when you get home… be good with your kid for once, will ya? Treat him well, like if you were an actual father and not… the thing you are right now. Get him an ice cream, take him to a hoofball game, I dunno, just don’t be a jerk with Ruffle Truffle, alright?”
  88. >”Pffft! Seriously?” Ruffle’s Dad rolled his eyes “Man you kid have no idea what ya talking about! I do all that stuff to teach Ruffle to not be a lame loser like yooouaaaah!”
  89. >”Oh? So you see your kid as a loser?” Moonlight pressed her hoof against the guy’s head once more “*HISSSSSS* Listen, worm! You are going to change that nasty attitude of yours right now! And if I hear that you haven’t become an exemplary father by tomorrow morning, then I swear by anything I hold dear that I will hunt you down and make you regret that you ever crossed paths with me! MOVE YOUR HEAD IF YOU UNDERSTAND!”
  90. >Ruffle’s Dad let out a pathetic whimper as he frantically nodded.
  91. >”Good…” Moonlight finally released her grip on that jerk “As for you” She turned to Mr. Neigh with a furious glare.
  92. >Mr. Neigh simply cowered behind his desk, looking at Moonlight with complete fear “Y-Yes? A-A-Anything I can do f-for y-you?”
  93.  
  94. >Moonlight narrowed her eyes at him, making poor Mr. Neigh even more frightened “What do you think you are doing?! This is supposed to be one of the best schools in Equestria for Celestia’s sake!”
  95. >”I-I understand ma’am.” Mr. Neigh nodded as he readjusted his glasses “I promise you that this disgrace will never happen again”
  96. >Moonlight looked away as she planted her forehead and Mr. Neigh’s desk and rubbed her chin ”You are right… it won’t happen again… and I think I have a very good idea that will help you with that.”
  97. >”O-Oh! Constructive criticism! I love it!” Mr. Neigh quickly sat at his chair as he happily placed his hooves on his desk “Please, tell me your ideas. Here at Celestia’s School for Gifted Unicorns love the proposals that we get from our student’s parents”
  98. >Moonlight smiled at Mr. Neigh as she let out a giggle ”That’s nice to hear…” Then, she slammed her hoof against the desk, reducing it to a bunch of splinters “BECAUSE I WILL PERSONALLY MAKE SURE THAT YOU GROW A BACKBONE! AND IF YOU DON’T, I’LL RIP ONE OUT OF A DRAGON AND MAKE YOU SWALLOW IT!”
  99.  
  100. >Mr. Neigh ran to Hide Tanner and then, the trembling stallions hugged, trying desperately to not look at Moonlight.
  101. >Moonlight took a deep breath and then walked to the door “I’ll ask Princess Celestia and Princess Luna permission to do a weekly inspection on your work here, and believe me, they won’t say no to me. So be happy, dude. I’ll make you a vice-principal that is actually good at his job, even if I have to crack some skulls in the process.”
  102. >Oh no… if your own experiences with her hellish obstacle courses was anything to go by. Mr. Neigh was about to get into a wild ride of misery and pain.
  103. >As she placed her hoof on the door knob, Moonlight quickly turned her head to you “Little dude, show me where your classroom is so we can pick up your stuff. We’re leaving.”
  104. >You nodded as you quickly galloped to her side
  105. “No need to tell me twice!”
  106. >And so, you left a crying Mr. Neigh and Hide Tanner in that office as you followed Moonlight down the school hallways.
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