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  1. <DM> -=INSANITY STARTO=-
  2. <DM> *You enter a vast void of absolute nothingness. Suddenly, Sephiroth dropkicks the DM.*
  3. <Red_Enrics> BAGELPUSS
  4. <Red_Enrics> BAGELPUSS
  5. <Red_Enrics> BAGELPUSS
  6. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  7. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a Testicle Cover Guard tournament. «14,366»)
  8. * Now talking on #zurpg
  9. * Topic for #zurpg is: Affinity reroll, see this topic for more information - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/showthread.php?tid=234
  10. * Topic for #zurpg set by WindStrike at Sat Aug 17 11:20:23 2013
  11. * ChanServ sets mode +a #zurpg DM
  12. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to DM
  13. <DM> .....
  14. <Kirran> lol
  15. <DM> And this is why I was scared going into this.
  16. <Sephiroth> REDO.
  17. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  18. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a tree. But, then you fell and landed in manure! «14,367»)
  19. * Now talking on #zurpg
  20. * Topic for #zurpg is: Affinity reroll, see this topic for more information - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/showthread.php?tid=234
  21. * Topic for #zurpg set by WindStrike at Sat Aug 17 11:20:23 2013
  22. * ChanServ sets mode +a #zurpg DM
  23. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to DM
  24. <DM> ouch
  25. <Red_Enrics> POOP MOUNTAIN
  26. <Kirran> That is one big pile of shit.
  27. <Dex> conductor of the poop train
  28. <DM> *Everyone finds themselves in the middle of a wasteland... literally. The smell is absolutely atrocious... so horrid, it may affect you on a rather painful level. Trying to move around in this manure doesn't seem to be working well either...*
  29. <DM> $4d8
  30. <Navi> DM: You rolled 4 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 7, 1, 6 and 2. Total: 16.
  31. <Kirran> This is why I'm glad we Sheikah are given face masks.
  32. <DM> oh wait, just 3, derp
  33. * X_X is now known as RockGolem
  34. * X__X is now known as ArmoredStalfos
  35. <Vincent_Valentine> (Note: Because I am running Vincent -AND- Sephiroth tonight, I cannot run any enemies.)
  36. <Kirran> (poop golem?)
  37. * Red_Enrics is a janitor this time. ^_^
  38. * X___X is now known as Firerobe
  39. <Red_Enrics> I've smelled worse
  40. <DM> *A myraid of unsightly brown-colored enemies appear. They appear to be suffering as well, but since they can't find the exact cause of it, they're blaming you all.*
  41. <DM> *Roll initiatives!*
  42. <Dex> init $1d10
  43. <Dex> wait i forgot how
  44. <Kirran> $init 1d11
  45. <Red_Enrics> $init 1d10
  46. <Navi> Kirran: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 1.
  47. <Navi> Red_Enrics: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
  48. <Dex> $init 1d10
  49. <Kirran> DAMMIT!!!
  50. <Navi> Dex: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
  51. <Dex> keks
  52. <Vincent_Valentine> $1d11
  53. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 1 Die with 11 Sides. Result: 9. Total: 9.
  54. <RockGolem> $init 1d10
  55. <Navi> RockGolem: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 6.
  56. <ArmoredStalfos> $init 1d10
  57. <Sephiroth> $init 2d8
  58. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 9.
  59. <Navi> Sephiroth: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 4 and 7.
  60. <Firerobe> $init 1d10
  61. <Navi> Firerobe: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 9.
  62. <DM> oh god
  63. <DM> Vincent_Valentine, reroll, you used $1d11
  64. <Sephiroth> (Sephiroth isn't participating in the fight)
  65. <DM> (I know, lol)
  66. <Sephiroth> Quickstep
  67. <Sephiroth> Increase your initiative roll by $0d1.
  68. <DM> right
  69. <DM> and you did literally $1d11
  70. <DM> not $init 1d11, lol
  71. <Vincent_Valentine> derpy me
  72. <Vincent_Valentine> $init 1d11
  73. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
  74. <DM> $init s
  75. <Navi> The Battle has started! Turn Order: Firerobe (9), ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), Red_Enrics (3) and Kirran (1).
  76. * Kirran discovers the face mask does nothing.
  77. <Red_Enrics> http://prntscr.com/1lw2pe
  78. <DM> -=FIELD EFFECT - Attacking by melee and defending dice are reduced by 2.
  79. * Red_Enrics scrubs all the floors in hyrule
  80. <DM> ...... brb, getting a tower and fixing a spill
  81. <Kirran> (Must be a vertical spill...)
  82. <Sephiroth> ... must be one huge-ass spill to require a tower for it all..
  83. <DM> not really
  84. <DM> kay back
  85. <Dex> its his dark tower
  86. <Dex> the spill motivated him to finally finish it
  87. * Firerobe pulls a jerk move and immediately casts Shockwave, hitting Vincent_Valentine, Dex, Kirran, and Red_Enrics! (Roll Wisdom)
  88. <Red_Enrics> Reduced, huh? Yep, we're gonna die
  89. <DM> (Question, anyone have water or nature affinity?)
  90. <Dex> $14d10
  91. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 5, 9, 2, 7, 5, 1, 8, 2, 9, 3, 1, 4 and 4. Total: 69. Successes: 7.
  92. <Firerobe> $18d10
  93. <Navi> Firerobe: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 9, 6, 4, 4, 9, 7, 5, 8, 3, 5, 8, 2, 2, 5, 9, 7 and 2. Total: 105. Successes: 13.
  94. <Kirran> $14d10
  95. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 1, 10, 2, 8, 4, 9, 3, 6, 8, 3, 5, 4 and 8. Total: 76. Successes: 9.
  96. * Vincent_Valentine just dies.
  97. <Dex> im currently shadow
  98. <DM> who knows, you might live
  99. <Vincent_Valentine> $4d10
  100. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 9, 3 and 6. Total: 24. Successes: 3.
  101. <Dex> im seriously thinking going for arcane though
  102. <Red_Enrics> (Do I put $10d10, or $12d10?)
  103. <Vincent_Valentine> ...
  104. <Vincent_Valentine> actually
  105. <Vincent_Valentine> defending dice reduced by 2.
  106. <Vincent_Valentine> $2d10
  107. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4 and 4. Total: 8. Successes: 0.
  108. <DM> oh, you don't have armor... well then....
  109. <Dex> oh shit
  110. <Red_Enrics> $10d10
  111. <Vincent_Valentine> k, still 3..
  112. <Navi> Red_Enrics: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 5, 6, 6, 9, 2, 5, 7, 6 and 4. Total: 56. Successes: 8.
  113. <Dex> i need to rerollthen
  114. <Dex> $12d10
  115. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 1, 2, 3, 6, 1, 10, 9, 7, 8, 9 and 6. Total: 64. Successes: 8.
  116. * Vincent_Valentine just curls up in a corner somewhere, smelly and fried.
  117. <DM> (Who knows, a kick line might revive you)
  118. <Red_Enrics> Umm, shit, How much damage did I take?
  119. <DM> 13 - 7 = 6/2 = 3 - armor = damage taken
  120. <DM> (for Dex)
  121. <Vincent_Valentine> actually
  122. <Vincent_Valentine> wait
  123. <Vincent_Valentine> i have fire 1.
  124. <Dex> so 3?
  125. <DM> 13 - 9 = 4/2 = 2 - armor = damage taken for Kirran
  126. <DM> well if you have armor, it'll reduce it more than that
  127. <Kirran> No damge for me.
  128. <Dex> armor is -2
  129. <Dex> so 1 damage for me
  130. <Red_Enrics> My armor reduces damage by 3
  131. <DM> 13 - 3 = 10/2 = 5 - armor = damage taken for Vincent_Valentine
  132. <DM> 13 - 8 = 5/2 = 2.5 rounded = 3 - armor = damage taken for Red_Enrics
  133. <Red_Enrics> 0! YAY!
  134. * Fireblast124 (~ThatOneGu@CPE-65-31-190-95.wi.res.rr.com) has joined #zurpg
  135. * ChanServ gives voice to Fireblast124
  136. <Fireblast124> $recall
  137. <Firerobe> 8h, 4m
  138. <Firerobe> $endturn
  139. <Navi> Firerobe has ended their turn. ArmoredStalfos: It is your turn now.
  140. <Navi> Turn Order: Firerobe (9), ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), Red_Enrics (3) and Kirran (1).
  141. <Dex> 12H 5M
  142. * Fireblast124 is now known as Fireblast
  143. <Vincent_Valentine> 5h, 3m | Shielded Shield 1h
  144. <Fireblast> $init j
  145. <Navi> Fireblast: You have entered the fray!
  146. * ArmoredStalfos covers Firerobe.
  147. <ArmoredStalfos> 13h | 6h armor
  148. <ArmoredStalfos> $endturn
  149. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos has ended their turn. Vincent_Valentine: It is your turn now.
  150. <Navi> Turn Order: Firerobe (9), ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), Red_Enrics (3), Kirran (1) and Fireblast (0).
  151. * DM pokes the corpse of Vincent_Valentine. It is not amused.
  152. * Vincent_Valentine hurls a spiked boomerang at Firerobe, but hits ArmoredStalfos instead due to cover! (Roll Wisdom)
  153. <DM> oh, you're alive, nvm
  154. * DM face-palms.
  155. <Vincent_Valentine> ... (power)
  156. * Vincent_Valentine face-palms
  157. <DM> lol
  158. <Vincent_Valentine> $19d10
  159. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 9, 5, 3, 7, 8, 6, 3, 7, 9, 8, 2, 3, 8, 2, 5, 8, 5 and 4. Total: 108. Successes: 13.
  160. <ArmoredStalfos> $14d10
  161. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 3, 7, 6, 6, 3, 1, 10, 10, 10, 2, 5, 9 and 1. Total: 76. Successes: 11.
  162. * ArmoredStalfos is hit!
  163. * ArmoredStalfos loses 2 hearts on his plating.
  164. <ArmoredStalfos> actually, 0 damage on plating, 2 damage reduction on the plating itself
  165. * Vincent_Valentine 's boomerang bounces off ArmoredStalfos's armor and redirects itself to Firerobe's face! (Roll Power!)
  166. <Vincent_Valentine> $15d10
  167. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 5, 9, 9, 6, 5, 7, 7, 1, 1, 1, 1, 5, 6 and 1. Total: 74. Successes: 11.
  168. <ArmoredStalfos> 13h | 6h armor
  169. <Firerobe> EEP
  170. <Firerobe> $6d10
  171. <Navi> Firerobe: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 8, 3, 8, 2 and 2. Total: 26. Successes: 2.
  172. * Firerobe is thwacked upside the head and melts into the bottomless abyss of... crap. What a load of crap he was.
  173. <Vincent_Valentine> 5h, 3m | Shielded Shield 1h
  174. <Vincent_Valentine> $endturn
  175. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine has ended their turn. Dex: It is your turn now.
  176. <Navi> Turn Order: Firerobe (9), ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), Red_Enrics (3), Kirran (1) and Fireblast (0).
  177. <Dex> shurp
  178. <Firerobe> $init r
  179. <Dex> uhhhh
  180. <Navi> Firerobe: The bot has been reset.
  181. <Fireblast> Should have been acid
  182. <Sephiroth> Amazing.
  183. <Dex> so firerobe is dead?
  184. <DM> yep
  185. <DM> oh
  186. <DM> OH
  187. <Sephiroth> Our turn order is gone.
  188. <DM> woops
  189. <DM> uhhh
  190. <DM> Turn Order: Firerobe (9), ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), Red_Enrics (3), Kirran (1) and Fireblast (0).
  191. <Dex> ok
  192. <DM> manual turn order acquired, lemme fix that one
  193. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), Red_Enrics (3), Kirran (1) and Fireblast (0).
  194. <Kirran> It shouldn't have hit Vincent with magic.
  195. <Kirran> Especially after last battle.
  196. <DM> last battle? wha?
  197. <Dex> Dex daringly does daze darts at the dumb Armored Stalfos (courage)
  198. <DM> ... everyone should be maxed prior to the start of this session
  199. <Kirran> Vincent is scary when he's angry.
  200. <Fireblast> This is great, the world is tearing apart from that Firerobe derping up the command
  201. <Dex> $19d10
  202. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 5, 9, 9, 9, 1, 5, 5, 8, 5, 2, 5, 7, 3, 7, 9, 3, 8 and 8. Total: 115. Successes: 15.
  203. <ArmoredStalfos> $18d10
  204. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 1, 1, 4, 10, 6, 3, 3, 2, 5, 2, 10, 5, 9, 4, 3, 10 and 8. Total: 95. Successes: 12.
  205. <Dex> wuut wuut
  206. <Dex> also
  207. * Kirran is commenting on Vincent's revenge.
  208. * ArmoredStalfos is twacked painfully by a daze dart... wait what.
  209. <Dex> crit roll
  210. <Dex> $1d5
  211. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
  212. <Dex> damn you
  213. <Dex> also leech
  214. <Dex> so i get a heart back
  215. <DM> actually
  216. <DM> ArmoredStalfos is Shadow Level 3
  217. <DM> ... you lose 3 successes from attacking that, since Daze Darts uses Shadow
  218. <DM> ROLLOFF
  219. <Dex> FRIG
  220. <Dex> $19d10
  221. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 1, 7, 5, 3, 9, 5, 3, 3, 4, 2, 8, 2, 10, 6, 1, 10, 9 and 8. Total: 105. Successes: 13.
  222. <ArmoredStalfos> $18d10
  223. <Dex> well shit
  224. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 2, 1, 8, 9, 7, 5, 8, 6, 4, 10, 7, 2, 1, 10, 2, 8 and 2. Total: 102. Successes: 14.
  225. <Dex> god damn you all
  226. <Dex> i shoulda looked at the affinities
  227. * ArmoredStalfos enjoys the power of affinity counters as he gracefully dodges through the manure infested land.................. what.
  228. <ArmoredStalfos> 13h | 6h plating
  229. <Dex> 12H 5M
  230. <Dex> $endturn
  231. <Navi> Dex: Want to end your turn? Get a battle started!
  232. <Dex> yes?
  233. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), Red_Enrics (3), Kirran (1) and Fireblast (0).
  234. <DM> up next, new kick line
  235. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  236. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in another channel on this network! Woah! «14,368»)
  237. * Now talking on #zurpg
  238. * Topic for #zurpg is: Affinity reroll, see this topic for more information - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/showthread.php?tid=234
  239. * Topic for #zurpg set by WindStrike at Sat Aug 17 11:20:23 2013
  240. * ChanServ sets mode +a #zurpg DM
  241. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to DM
  242. <DM> .........
  243. <DM> gimme a second
  244. <Kirran> wut.
  245. <Dex> BATTLE IN zuchat
  246. * Firerobe is now known as X___X
  247. <Fireblast> But where are we supposed to chat in
  248. <DM> #zuchat
  249. <DM> oh
  250. <DM> ... #zuchat
  251. <DM> .... alright, I apologize ahead of time for this, I personally have nothing against Billy Ronald....
  252. <Red_Enrics> WHY YOU NO USE THIS TEXT
  253. <Kirran> ouch, my brain.
  254. <DM> Everyone must now type like they've got dyslexia.
  255. <Red_Enrics> eqwkr
  256. <Kirran> waht
  257. <Red_Enrics> fucking penis bagels
  258. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), Red_Enrics (3), Kirran (1) and Fireblast (0).
  259. <Dex> lysdeixia isnt just tpeiying backwerds you no
  260. <Kirran> wrehes[ grmmr nazi wehn yu need him??
  261. <Dex> guise its moar about bad speeling and knot understhanding writtttten werdz
  262. <Dex> si
  263. <Red_Enrics> I want my grammar correcting friends back ;~;
  264. <DM> -=FIELD EFFECT - Dyslexia. If you do not type incorrectly, you will suffer a 3 dice penalty to all rolls. Also, as a result of this, Red_Enrics is forever drunk again.
  265. <Kirran> lul
  266. <Red_Enrics> FCUdfsk
  267. <Vincent_Valentine> fsck.
  268. <Fireblast> weRHes tAht Wierod naemd Garmma Niaz
  269. <Dex> incorrectly wose turn iz et
  270. <Red_Enrics> Teh won tiem im nto durnk, I hvae ot ytpe liek dis
  271. <DM> *it isge redgenericvs turn-
  272. <Fireblast> yuo scuk oto
  273. <DM> *It is eagr red enricscaeo turn, he musto af now attack gor somtehintef affore agrpegeriopgijregoreatg.*
  274. <Dex> incorrectly i heop dis doesnawt last too match lunger
  275. <Kirran> crse u sepirot.
  276. <DM> *heavnea dosnt pheel like hetaven anyomero
  277. * Red_Enrics explodes
  278. <Fireblast> waht si htia dsualxa
  279. <Red_Enrics> $removeme
  280. <Navi> Red_Enrics: Want to remove yourself from a battle? Get a battle started!
  281. <DM> Tdfurn Odrder: Armoreddfstalfos (9), Vifdsagncent_Valentfdaane (7), Dexrfre (7), Seghirotgerh (7), RockrehtrhtGolem (6), Sephirorgeah (4), Red_Enricgres (3), reg (1) and rgreaFireaegr\blast (0).
  282. <DM> kay just kdiding
  283. <Dex> incorrectly waht are ew vene doin
  284. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), Kirran (1) and Fireblast (0).
  285. <DM> *kireanf is upa next
  286. * Red_Enrics is now known as RedsGhost
  287. <Kirran> krin nik and arru end fries is et the rocc gollom (rll crge)
  288. <Kirran> $s1d10
  289. <Kirran> $21d10
  290. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 9, 9, 9, 10, 4, 9, 6, 5, 10, 9, 6, 3, 2, 6, 1, 6, 8, 2, 10 and 4. Total: 134. Successes: 18.
  291. <RockGolem> $9d10
  292. <Navi> RockGolem: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 8, 6, 1, 3, 6, 8, 1 and 3. Total: 43. Successes: 5.
  293. <DM> 18 - 5 = 13/2 = 6.5 rounded = 7 damage
  294. <RockGolem> 7h
  295. <Kirran> $endturn
  296. * RockGolem ends his egoeragtea tunr.
  297. <Navi> Kirran: Want to end your turn? Get a battle started!
  298. <RedsGhost> I'm a dead ghost, getting rid of my dyslexia. ^_^
  299. <RockGolem> oh wiat nvm
  300. <DM> (lol)
  301. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), Kirran (1) and Fireblast (0).
  302. <DM> *Fireblaltsdgt hath enterd a battlte thaaaaaaat aheaheheheeeeheheheheh is too hiiiiii fer.*
  303. * Sephiroth kicks Fireblast out the window.
  304. * Sephiroth has kicked Fireblast from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in an adjacent building's bathroom where someone was showering! Uh-oh. «14,371»)
  305. * Fireblast (~ThatOneGu@CPE-65-31-190-95.wi.res.rr.com) has joined #zurpg
  306. * ChanServ gives voice to Fireblast
  307. <DM> *You all land in a very cramped shower, where a naked girl is showering. Frankly, you should all be stabbing each other naturally with all of the weapons you're carrying, there shouldn't even be enough room for you all here.*
  308. * Fireblast gets stabbed by her own sword
  309. <Dex> Ohhhhh I'm going to do some "stabbing" alright...
  310. <DM> -=FIELD EFFECT - You have all inadvertently-
  311. <Dex> SEXUAL INNUENDO
  312. <DM> .......
  313. <Kirran> So that's what they look like naked...
  314. <Kirran> I mean...
  315. <Kirran> uh, how did we get here...?
  316. <Kirran> >_>
  317. * Sephiroth sets mode +s #zurpg
  318. <Sephiroth> Rated R.
  319. <DM> -=FIELD EFFECT - You have all inadvertently killed a naked girl simply by transporting into a space too small to possibly fit all of you. The blood causes Sephiroth to kick me again.
  320. <DM> lol
  321. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  322. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in the fountain! «14,372»)
  323. * Now talking on #zurpg
  324. * Topic for #zurpg is: Affinity reroll, see this topic for more information - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/showthread.php?tid=234
  325. * Topic for #zurpg set by WindStrike at Sat Aug 17 11:20:23 2013
  326. * ChanServ sets mode +a #zurpg DM
  327. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to DM
  328. <DM> ... wow
  329. <DM> *Everyone is restored to maximum Hearts and Magic!*
  330. <DM> *Dead people stay dead.*
  331. * Fireblast reads a random comic book out of nowhere
  332. <RedsGhost> "naked girl"...DM, this isn't BoaB
  333. <RockGolem> 14h
  334. <Dex> Alive people stay alive.
  335. <Vincent_Valentine> 10h, 3m | Shielded Shield 1h
  336. <DM> -=FIELD EFFECT - People die if they are killed.
  337. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), Kirran (1) and Fireblast (0).
  338. * Sephiroth has changed the topic to: Affinity reroll, see this topic for more information - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/showthread.php?tid=234 | [18+] ONLY.
  339. <DM> -=KIRRAN EFFECT - He has a nice, naked leaf-covered lady next to him. He gets lots of love when it's not his turn and recovers 1 heart and magic every turn that he's not targeted.
  340. <Kirran> Woo!
  341. <Dex> YARGLE
  342. <Fireblast> :derp:
  343. * RedsGhost is now known as Red_Enrics
  344. * Red_Enrics rejoins the frey
  345. <Red_Enrics> I wonder what my effect it
  346. <Red_Enrics> *is
  347. * ArmoredStalfos ingeniously targets Kirran with his Skeletal Blade! (Roll Courage)
  348. <ArmoredStalfos> $20d10
  349. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 2, 5, 8, 2, 10, 4, 9, 3, 8, 7, 8, 6, 3, 7, 6, 8, 10, 6 and 9. Total: 130. Successes: 17.
  350. <Kirran> $22d10
  351. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 7, 8, 4, 2, 4, 6, 8, 4, 7, 10, 8, 2, 4, 4, 8, 8, 7, 7, 10, 2 and 10. Total: 131. Successes: 16.
  352. <Red_Enrics> Well fine. ;~;
  353. <DM> lol
  354. * Red_Enrics is now known as RedsGhsot
  355. * RedsGhsot is now known as RedsGhost
  356. <Kirran> That's the power of love.
  357. <RedsGhost> fuck it
  358. * RedsGhost is now known as Nolyghots
  359. * ArmoredStalfos bounces off of Kirran's armor (and the power of love), but he's now able to control Kirran's attack target.
  360. <ArmoredStalfos> 13h | 6h plating
  361. <ArmoredStalfos> $endturn
  362. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: Want to end your turn? Get a battle started!
  363. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), Kirran (1) and Fireblast (0).
  364. <DM> *Vincent time!*
  365. <ArmoredStalfos> 14h
  366. <Fireblast> *Ding*
  367. <Nolyghots> How love works: Fuck it
  368. <DM> lol
  369. <Kirran> lol
  370. <Fireblast> Nolyghots, no, get out, you are a poe
  371. <Nolyghots> Life is like a woman: Fuck it
  372. <DM> o_O
  373. <Vincent_Valentine> O_o
  374. <Dex> so is death
  375. <Kirran> -_-
  376. <Dex> NECROPHILLIA
  377. <DM> wooooaaaaaaah there
  378. <DM> woah man
  379. <Kirran> 0_0
  380. * Fireblast slaps in a Rated D for Drugs
  381. <Nolyghots> Nintendo, now your playing with incest
  382. <Dex> These are the joke folks.
  383. <Kirran> (So now it's rated DM?)
  384. <DM> *DEX EFFECT - He's a necrophiliac and can make love with a corpse, thereby restoring hearts and magic equal to half of the corpse's respective hearts/magic. The corpse is then unusable.*
  385. * Vincent_Valentine grabs his Axe of Jealousy and charges at the RockGolem. (Roll Courage!)
  386. <Vincent_Valentine> $23d10
  387. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 1, 3, 7, 5, 5, 1, 1, 9, 8, 9, 3, 4, 2, 1, 5, 6, 10, 9, 6, 4, 10 and 5. Total: 116. Successes: 15.
  388. <RockGolem> $9d10
  389. <Navi> RockGolem: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 9, 7, 10, 7, 7, 7, 1 and 7. Total: 59. Successes: 8.
  390. * Dex ...'s
  391. * Nolyghots joins the frey in place of Red_Enrics, because he's a lazy fuck
  392. * Dex eyes Nolyghots.
  393. <DM> 15 - 8 = 7 - 2 = 5/2 = 2.5 rounded = 3 damage
  394. <Nolyghots> Eek!
  395. <Vincent_Valentine> 10h, 3m | Shielded Shield 1h
  396. * Vincent_Valentine ends turn.
  397. <DM> +1 bleed damage too
  398. * Nolyghots hides behind Kirran.
  399. <RockGolem> 10h | Bleeding x1
  400. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), Kirran (1) and Fireblast (0).
  401. * Kirran is feeling the love.
  402. <Nolyghots> Oh god damn it!
  403. * Nolyghots hides behind sephiroth
  404. <Dex> Sword of the Jagged Edge to the Rock Golem's ghoulies.
  405. <Dex> $19d10
  406. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 5, 7, 5, 6, 4, 5, 10, 9, 5, 2, 9, 10, 5, 2, 2, 5, 6 and 1. Total: 105. Successes: 16.
  407. * Kirran shoots at the DM out of turn.
  408. <RockGolem> $9d10
  409. <Navi> RockGolem: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 7, 6, 8, 1, 4, 8, 8 and 5. Total: 56. Successes: 7.
  410. <DM> 16 - 7 = 9/2 = 4.5 rounded = 5/2 = 2.5 roudned = 3 damage
  411. <RockGolem> 7h | Bleeding x2
  412. <Dex> ALSO BLEEDING
  413. <Dex> also
  414. <Dex> forgot
  415. <Dex> $1d5
  416. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 5. Total: 5.
  417. <Dex> CRIT
  418. <Dex> WOOOO
  419. <DM> OH WOW
  420. <Dex> RIGHT IN THE ROCKS
  421. <DM> 9 * 1.5 = 13.5 rounded = 14
  422. <DM> 14/2 = 7/2 = 3.5 rounded = 4 damage..... nice multiplier bro
  423. <RockGolem> 6h | Bleeding x2
  424. <Dex> 13H 5M
  425. <Dex> ENDTURN DESU
  426. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), Kirran (1) and Fireblast (0).
  427. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  428. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in the middle of a Civil War! «14,373»)
  429. * Now talking on #zurpg
  430. * Topic for #zurpg is: Affinity reroll, see this topic for more information - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/showthread.php?tid=234 | [18+] ONLY.
  431. * Topic for #zurpg set by Sephiroth at Sat Aug 17 22:39:44 2013
  432. * ChanServ sets mode +a #zurpg DM
  433. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to DM
  434. <Fireblast> Wait, it a RockGolem is bleeding, then does it bleed out rocks?
  435. <Dex> gravel
  436. <Nolyghots> ROCKS!
  437. <Nolyghots> >:D
  438. <Dex> or sand
  439. <Fireblast> Or those
  440. * Nolyghots throws a rock at Dex and hides
  441. <Fireblast> I have no idea
  442. * Dex catches the rock and throws it at the Rock Golem.
  443. <DM> *Congratulations, you're in 1862 in America in the middle of a bloody crossfire! At the start of your turn, roll $1d2. If it's a 1, you're hit and you take 3 damage from a bullet (ignores damage reduction). If it's a 2, the poor man with a gun has a misfire and spontaneously explodes.*
  444. <Kirran> http://youtu.be/EQG3I5efwWo?t=48s
  445. <RockGolem> $1d2
  446. <Navi> RockGolem: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Heads (1). Results: 1 Head (1) - 0 Tails (2).
  447. * RockGolem experiences rocky pain as a bullet strikes him right in the... rocksack. .......
  448. <Nolyghots> AMERICA
  449. <Nolyghots> INCEST
  450. <RockGolem> 3h | Bleeding x2
  451. <Dex> BAD RACIAL RELATIONS
  452. * RockGolem finally stomps the ground, sending a shockwave at everyone! (Roll Power)
  453. <Nolyghots> DEX
  454. <RockGolem> $23d10
  455. <Nolyghots> I AM YOUR SISTER
  456. <Navi> RockGolem: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 2, 4, 1, 10, 3, 9, 8, 8, 5, 4, 5, 8, 3, 2, 5, 6, 6, 6, 1, 10, 2 and 5. Total: 123. Successes: 17.
  457. <Dex> WHAT
  458. <Kirran> $11d10
  459. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 2, 4, 7, 3, 3, 3, 2, 1, 10 and 1. Total: 37. Successes: 3.
  460. <Dex> You're not even a lizalfos
  461. <Kirran> Wow....
  462. <Sephiroth> $21d10
  463. <Navi> Sephiroth: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 7, 6, 6, 5, 1, 5, 8, 7, 3, 1, 7, 4, 4, 6, 5, 4, 6, 3, 7 and 7. Total: 105. Successes: 13.
  464. <Dex> $13d10
  465. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 10, 1, 1, 5, 8, 3, 7, 3, 9, 8 and 3. Total: 64. Successes: 8.
  466. * DM fowards Sephiroth's roll to Vincent.
  467. <Vincent_Valentine> ... err
  468. <ArmoredStalfos> $16d10
  469. * Kirran throws a reroll to himself and prays
  470. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 9, 4, 6, 2, 8, 5, 2, 8, 10, 7, 10, 8, 7, 2 and 7. Total: 104. Successes: 14.
  471. <Vincent_Valentine> $21d10
  472. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 2, 7, 7, 6, 8, 10, 6, 3, 7, 8, 4, 8, 9, 2, 8, 7, 4, 1, 6 and 4. Total: 124. Successes: 15.
  473. <Kirran> $11d10
  474. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 5, 8, 4, 9, 2, 7, 2, 2, 4 and 6. Total: 52. Successes: 5.
  475. <Kirran> Eh, was worth a shot.
  476. <RockGolem> $9d10
  477. <Navi> RockGolem: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 1, 3, 8, 8, 1, 3, 10 and 3. Total: 43. Successes: 5.
  478. <DM> 17 - 5 = 12/2 = 6 - 2 + 5 - 2 = 7 damage to Kirran
  479. <Nolyghots> OKAY THEN FINE
  480. <Nolyghots> DEX
  481. <Nolyghots> I AM
  482. <Nolyghots> YOUR
  483. <Nolyghots> COUSIN
  484. <DM> (it's technically a double hit, so armor is applied twice)
  485. <Kirran> 3h, 5m
  486. <Dex> Still not a lizalfos.
  487. <Nolyghots> COUSINS DON'T HAVE TO BE THE SAME RACE! >:D
  488. * Kirran does have vulnerable spots. That hurt!
  489. <Nolyghots> Then again
  490. <DM> 17 - 15 = 2/2 = 1 + 5 = 6 damage to Vincent_Valentine
  491. <Nolyghots> In a way
  492. <Nolyghots> everybody's cousins to eachother
  493. <Dex> Well considering lizalfos arent able to sex up non lizalfos thennnn in this case it means they do.
  494. <Nolyghots> theoretically
  495. <Nolyghots> Incest is everywhere
  496. <Vincent_Valentine> 4h, 3m | Shielded Shield Active.
  497. <Kirran> er, I forgot to update my stats. 4h, 6m
  498. <Kirran> derp
  499. <DM> 17 - 14 = 3/2 = 1.5 rounded = 2 - 2 + 5 - 2 = 3 damage to ArmoredStalfos
  500. <DM> 17 - 8 = 9/2 = 4.5 rounded = 5 - 2 + 5 - 2 = 6 damage to Dex
  501. <ArmoredStalfos> 13h | 3h plating
  502. <DM> *Two great balls of fire now explode...
  503. <DM> $1d15
  504. <Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 15 Sides. Result: 9. Total: 9.
  505. <DM> *They cause fiery explosions, hitting everyone. (Roll Wisdom)
  506. <DM> $9d10
  507. <Navi> DM: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 9, 7, 2, 2, 2, 10, 9 and 7. Total: 57. Successes: 7.
  508. <Kirran> $16d10
  509. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 10, 6, 2, 7, 10, 4, 4, 5, 3, 7, 7, 4, 2, 3 and 8. Total: 87. Successes: 11.
  510. <Dex> $14d10
  511. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 7, 8, 8, 2, 1, 8, 8, 8, 4, 9, 7, 7 and 8. Total: 94. Successes: 11.
  512. <DM> (If you get hit, you take 2 burn damage)
  513. <RockGolem> $7d10
  514. <Navi> RockGolem: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 9, 4, 9, 5, 9 and 2. Total: 39. Successes: 4.
  515. <Vincent_Valentine> $9d10
  516. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 1, 7, 7, 7, 7, 8, 1 and 5. Total: 49. Successes: 7.
  517. * RockGolem drops down to 1h.
  518. <DM> ROLLOFF on Vincent
  519. <DM> $9d10
  520. <Navi> DM: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 6, 7, 9, 7, 8, 8, 10 and 8. Total: 66. Successes: 9.
  521. <Vincent_Valentine> $9d10
  522. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 4, 9, 10, 9, 7, 8, 9 and 9. Total: 67. Successes: 8.
  523. <DM> *Vincent takes 2 burn damage.
  524. <Vincent_Valentine> 2h, 3m | Shielded Shield Active.
  525. <RockGolem> 1h | Bleeding rocks x2
  526. <ArmoredStalfos> $7d10
  527. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 2, 9, 6, 10, 1 and 9. Total: 41. Successes: 5.
  528. <Dex> 7H 5M
  529. * ArmoredStalfos takes some burn damage too.
  530. <ArmoredStalfos> 11h | 3h plating
  531. <Kirran> 4h, 6m
  532. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), Kirran (1) and Fireblast (0).
  533. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  534. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on the net of a tennis match! Uhoh, this could get ugly. «14,374»)
  535. * Now talking on #zurpg
  536. * Topic for #zurpg is: Affinity reroll, see this topic for more information - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/showthread.php?tid=234 | [18+] ONLY.
  537. * Topic for #zurpg set by Sephiroth at Sat Aug 17 22:39:44 2013
  538. * ChanServ sets mode +a #zurpg DM
  539. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to DM
  540. <DM> *Sephiroth is playing tennis against Fireblast! And the rest of you are caught in the middle. Tennis match, GO!*
  541. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), Kirran (1) and Fireblast (0).
  542. <Kirran> (Am I the only one picturing Pong?)
  543. * Fireblast gets hit by a tennis ball somewhere... That gotta hurt
  544. * Kirran nocks and arrow and takes aim at the Armored stalfos. He feels like someone is messing with his aim though (roll courage)
  545. * Fireblast is away: Skip my turns if I don't get back after like two minutes because Wii and stuffs
  546. <Kirran> $21d10
  547. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 7, 1, 10, 4, 4, 9, 2, 9, 4, 4, 5, 6, 2, 9, 10, 4, 10, 8, 1 and 1. Total: 113. Successes: 13.
  548. <DM> *Kirran ends up shooting DM, because DM pulled a pun on love in private chat............ dear god, that made it sound SOOOO much worse.*
  549. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  550. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in Fat Bastard's fat! I don't think you'll be coming out for a while. «14,375»)
  551. * DM bounces the arrow back at ArmoredStalfos, increasing its successes by 5.
  552. * Now talking on #zurpg
  553. * Topic for #zurpg is: Affinity reroll, see this topic for more information - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/showthread.php?tid=234 | [18+] ONLY.
  554. * Topic for #zurpg set by Sephiroth at Sat Aug 17 22:39:44 2013
  555. * ChanServ sets mode +a #zurpg DM
  556. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to DM
  557. <Kirran> Uh oh.
  558. * DM is stuck in purgatory. You're all fine still.
  559. <ArmoredStalfos> $20d10
  560. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 2, 8, 4, 3, 9, 7, 10, 7, 3, 9, 9, 6, 2, 7, 6, 4, 2, 4 and 8. Total: 120. Successes: 14.
  561. <DM> 18 - 14 = 4 - 2 = 2 damage
  562. <ArmoredStalfos> 11h | 1h plating
  563. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), Kirran (1) and Fireblast (0).
  564. * Darte (~KenoguLab@c-76-28-207-252.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined #zurpg
  565. <DM> *Sephiroth launches a tennis ball, which hits Fireblast, who spontaneously explodes and incinerates the last of ArmoredStalfos' plating.*
  566. <ArmoredStalfos> 11h
  567. <ArmoredStalfos> !!!
  568. * Kirran gains some health from his lovely companion.
  569. * Kirran isn't saying how.
  570. <DM> *As the next round stats, RockGolem overloads from his Mega Man powers as he bleeds enough rocks to power Darte's entrance.*
  571. <Dex> BLOW JOBS
  572. * RockGolem is now known as X_X
  573. * You've invited Darte to #zuchat (eraniss.tx.us.lunarnet.org)
  574. <Dex> megaman X-X
  575. * ArmoredStalfos grabs his sword and charges Dex with it! (Roll Courage)
  576. <ArmoredStalfos> $20d10
  577. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 5, 8, 9, 9, 8, 5, 5, 2, 8, 10, 10, 8, 9, 3, 1, 10, 6, 3 and 8. Total: 134. Successes: 19.
  578. <Dex> $18d10
  579. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 2, 2, 6, 1, 7, 1, 10, 7, 7, 5, 2, 7, 9, 10, 3 and 2. Total: 89. Successes: 11.
  580. <Dex> frig
  581. * ArmoredStalfos guts Dex in the frig...
  582. * Nolyghots has quit (Quit: I used explosion, I'm not mad or anything, this is just too reidiclous XD)
  583. <ArmoredStalfos> 19 - 11 = 8 + 1 - 2 = 7 damage
  584. <Dex> 1 heart left
  585. * ArmoredStalfos is now able to control Dex's attack target! ... not that it matters.
  586. <DM> (nice survival)
  587. * ArmoredStalfos ends turn.
  588. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), and Kirran (1)
  589. <ArmoredStalfos> 11h
  590. * Vincent_Valentine covers Kirran.
  591. * Vincent_Valentine ends turn.
  592. <Vincent_Valentine> 2h, 3m | Shielded Shield Active.
  593. <Kirran> 8h, 6m
  594. * Fireblast gets blown up by doing nothing by Sephiroth's tennis ball... This is why we can't have nice things
  595. <DM> *Kirran's love is interrupted by Vincent_Valentine's ability to censor love.*
  596. * Kirran feels love, feels love, feels lofe.
  597. <DM> lofe?
  598. <Kirran> That was the censored one.
  599. <DM> -=KIRRAN EFFECT - You're a lofehead now, she left you. You feel depressed and have -3 dice on all rolls.*
  600. <Dex> can i still bust out the phillia of necros?
  601. <DM> sure
  602. <Dex> do i have to wait for my turn?
  603. <DM> it's your turn now
  604. <Dex> sweet
  605. <Dex> NECROPHILLIA IS OUT
  606. * Fireblast is back (gone 00:09:21)
  607. <Dex> GO GO CANNIBALISIM
  608. * Fireblast is now known as Ghouly
  609. * Dex eats Ghouly
  610. <Dex> or the rock golem
  611. <DM> *Dex, cause he ate the strnogest guy here.... is back to max hearts/magic.*
  612. <Dex> whichever is allowed to be consummed
  613. <DM> nah, eat the stronger one
  614. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), and Kirran (1)
  615. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  616. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a puddle of horse piss! «14,376»)
  617. * Now talking on #zurpg
  618. * Topic for #zurpg is: Affinity reroll, see this topic for more information - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/showthread.php?tid=234 | [18+] ONLY.
  619. * Topic for #zurpg set by Sephiroth at Sat Aug 17 22:39:44 2013
  620. * ChanServ sets mode +a #zurpg DM
  621. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to DM
  622. <Ghouly> (lel)
  623. <DM> oh come on, we don't need two of the same type in the same night!
  624. <Kirran> From one end to the other. Not that it matters. So depressed...
  625. * Kirran listens to break up songs.
  626. <DM> actually....
  627. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), Sephiroth (4), and Kirran (1)
  628. <DM> rekick again anyways
  629. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  630. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a sawblade! OMG, it's turned on! «14,377»)
  631. * Now talking on #zurpg
  632. * Topic for #zurpg is: Affinity reroll, see this topic for more information - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/showthread.php?tid=234 | [18+] ONLY.
  633. * Topic for #zurpg set by Sephiroth at Sat Aug 17 22:39:44 2013
  634. * ChanServ sets mode +a #zurpg DM
  635. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to DM
  636. <Ghouly> That gotta hurt
  637. <DM> *Everyone lands on some painful sawblades, taking $1d4 damage. This is reduced by armor, fyi. So everyone, roll $1d4.*
  638. <ArmoredStalfos> $1d4
  639. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
  640. <Kirran> $1d4
  641. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
  642. <Vincent_Valentine> $1d4
  643. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
  644. <Dex> $1d4
  645. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
  646. * ArmoredStalfos nicks a sawblade and loses a bone.
  647. * Vincent_Valentine is sawed right down the middle.
  648. <Dex> no damage woo
  649. <Vincent_Valentine> $removeme.
  650. <ArmoredStalfos> 10h
  651. * Kirran is cutting himself with the sawblade. What's the point anyways?
  652. * Vincent_Valentine is now known as BlueShell
  653. <Kirran> 7h, 6m
  654. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), RockGolem (6), Sephiroth (4), and Kirran (1)
  655. <DM> *Mr. Depression is ready to roll. Or possibly not.*
  656. * Kirran halfassedly draws his bow and takes a shot at the skeleton. (roll courage, or whatever)
  657. <Kirran> $18d10
  658. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 8, 2, 3, 1, 10, 10, 7, 1, 7, 9, 4, 9, 4, 5, 2, 5 and 10. Total: 101. Successes: 13.
  659. <ArmoredStalfos> $20d10
  660. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 4, 9, 10, 8, 1, 4, 10, 9, 9, 5, 1, 5, 8, 4, 9, 2, 7 and 5. Total: 117. Successes: 15.
  661. <Kirran> Eh.
  662. * ArmoredStalfos dodges the depressed arrow with ease, as the arrow bounces off of Dex's armor.
  663. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Vincent_Valentine (7), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), Sephiroth (4), and Kirran (1)
  664. <Sephiroth> (remove vincent, he died.)
  665. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), Sephiroth (4), and Kirran (1)
  666. * ArmoredStalfos laughs his bones off and is shot by a pun, ending his turn and doing 2 damage.
  667. <ArmoredStalfos> 8h
  668. <Ghouly> Lame
  669. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), Sephiroth (4), and Kirran (1)
  670. <ArmoredStalfos> ;_;
  671. * Kirran has Oingo Boingo pop up on Spotify. It helps a little, he thinks.
  672. * Sephiroth pokes Dex and points at an open window.
  673. <Dex> oh
  674. <Dex> is it me
  675. <DM> yep
  676. <Dex> I summon my blue eyes white dragon?
  677. * BlueShell kicks Dex out the window.
  678. * BlueShell has kicked Dex from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in the middle of a western gunfight! «14,378»)
  679. * Dex (~DoubleEx@47.54.26.134) has joined #zurpg
  680. <Dex> failing that jagged edged sword to the armored stalfos
  681. <DM> -=BLUE-EYES WHITE DRAGON IS SUMMONED - The Kaiba effect now goes off.=-
  682. <Dex> oh ok cool
  683. <Dex> ATTACK HIS LIFE POINTS DIRECTLY
  684. <DM> -=KAIBA EFFECT - Three blue-eyes white dragons are summoned in one turn. Originally, this is impossible, but with how Yugioh currently is with its brokeness, this is actually now possible to pull off.
  685. <Dex> Woo!
  686. <Dex> seriously though.
  687. <DM> (Roll $15d10 three times, against Power, Courage, and Wisdom)
  688. <Dex> $15d10
  689. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 1, 2, 9, 6, 8, 8, 3, 3, 5, 3, 1, 6, 4 and 7. Total: 76. Successes: 9.
  690. <Dex> $15d10
  691. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 9, 3, 6, 1, 8, 2, 1, 5, 9, 6, 1, 5, 8 and 8. Total: 76. Successes: 9.
  692. <Dex> $15d10
  693. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 9, 8, 6, 6, 8, 10, 4, 10, 8, 1, 3, 6, 7 and 6. Total: 98. Successes: 14.
  694. <ArmoredStalfos> $16d10
  695. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 9, 9, 2, 5, 2, 6, 4, 1, 6, 7, 6, 7, 10, 7 and 7. Total: 91. Successes: 12.
  696. <ArmoredStalfos> $20d10
  697. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 10, 7, 4, 6, 5, 2, 9, 9, 9, 6, 8, 2, 2, 10, 8, 9, 9, 6 and 10. Total: 132. Successes: 18.
  698. <ArmoredStalfos> $7d10
  699. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 9, 9, 3, 8, 9 and 10. Total: 58. Successes: 8.
  700. <Dex> SCREW THE RULES I HAVE MONEY
  701. * ArmoredStalfos counterattacks the second Blue-Eyes White Dragon... respectively, Dex himself.
  702. * ArmoredStalfos tries to gut Dex with its sword! (Roll Courage)
  703. <ArmoredStalfos> $20d10
  704. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 1, 8, 4, 10, 7, 9, 3, 4, 1, 8, 9, 10, 10, 6, 8, 6, 3, 7 and 8. Total: 129. Successes: 17.
  705. <Dex> $18d10
  706. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 4, 4, 9, 1, 6, 6, 3, 4, 2, 8, 10, 8, 9, 6, 6, 2 and 6. Total: 99. Successes: 12.
  707. <ArmoredStalfos> 17 - 12 = 5 + 1 - 2 = 4 damage
  708. * ArmoredStalfos recoils from the 3rd hit and drops down to 2h.
  709. <ArmoredStalfos> 2h
  710. * ArmoredStalfos ends turns.
  711. <DM> Turn Order: ArmoredStalfos (9), Dex (7), Sephiroth (7), Sephiroth (4), and Kirran (1)
  712. <DM> errr.... yeah, turn... stuff
  713. <DM> (Dex, end turn?
  714. <Dex> yes
  715. <Dex> i do
  716. <Dex> endturn
  717. <Dex> $endturn
  718. <Navi> Dex: Want to end your turn? Get a battle started!
  719. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  720. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on Chuck Norris! =O «14,379»)
  721. * Now talking on #zurpg
  722. * Topic for #zurpg is: Affinity reroll, see this topic for more information - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/showthread.php?tid=234 | [18+] ONLY.
  723. * Topic for #zurpg set by Sephiroth at Sat Aug 17 22:39:44 2013
  724. * ChanServ sets mode +a #zurpg DM
  725. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to DM
  726. <Ghouly> (YES)
  727. <DM> *The cosmos spontaneously explodes from Chuck Norris's awesomeness. Everyone remaining is sucked into a black hole... roll Courage to escape!*
  728. <DM> $25d10
  729. <Navi> DM: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 2, 4, 10, 4, 7, 9, 10, 9, 6, 9, 7, 5, 1, 4, 8, 5, 3, 4, 8, 3, 7, 8, 7 and 7. Total: 152. Successes: 19.
  730. <ArmoredStalfos> $20d10
  731. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 10, 1, 9, 1, 8, 10, 5, 10, 7, 7, 10, 1, 10, 8, 7, 7, 8, 1 and 3. Total: 133. Successes: 21.
  732. <Dex> $18d10
  733. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 8, 9, 7, 2, 4, 9, 4, 9, 2, 2, 3, 10, 2, 3, 3, 5 and 1. Total: 92. Successes: 9.
  734. <Kirran> $22d10
  735. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 5, 9, 3, 7, 5, 7, 9, 5, 3, 1, 5, 3, 10, 9, 8, 9, 1, 3, 10 and 1. Total: 119. Successes: 16.
  736. * Kirran throws a reroll at the black hole.
  737. * DM makes a deal with Chuck Norris to allow this reroll.
  738. <DM> $25d10
  739. <Navi> DM: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 2, 6, 2, 10, 7, 8, 1, 10, 3, 1, 4, 2, 5, 1, 2, 7, 4, 8, 1, 3, 9, 4, 10 and 6. Total: 118. Successes: 14.
  740. <DM> *Dex is sucked into the black hole and is kicked back out by a kick from Chuck Norris. Your necrophilia has been kicked to another dimension, and you're down to 1 heart.*
  741. <Dex> shouldnt i be infused by dark matter or something
  742. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  743. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in #potato. «14,380»)
  744. * Now talking on #zurpg
  745. * Topic for #zurpg is: Affinity reroll, see this topic for more information - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/showthread.php?tid=234 | [18+] ONLY.
  746. * Topic for #zurpg set by Sephiroth at Sat Aug 17 22:39:44 2013
  747. * ChanServ sets mode +a #zurpg DM
  748. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to DM
  749. <DM> ... well, everyone to #potato
  750. <Dex> i forget how to join new channels
  751. <Sephiroth> $join #potato
  752. <DM> '/join #potato
  753. * Kefka has attempted to join the following: #potato.
  754. <DM> $google Navan potato
  755. <Kefka> $google: Tests show resistance to splitting and potato virus Yo. When tested against potato cyst nematode, resuslts showed it was resistant to Globodera rostochiensis ... http://varieties.potato.org.uk/display_description.php?variety_name=Navan
  756. * Ghouly is now known as GLaDOSthePotato
  757. <DM> $google Purple Majesty Potato
  758. <Kefka> $google: Pick a peck of perfectly purple potatoes. These ever-so-delicious potatoes are purple through and through—with wine-dark skins and succulent purple flesh. http://www.burpee.com/vegetables/potatoes/potato-purple-majesty-prod001568.html
  759. <DM> what
  760. <Darte> they are a thing
  761. <DM> $google Latona potato
  762. <Darte> :)
  763. -Kefka- $google: Flood control enabled. Please wait 14 seconds before trying again.
  764. <DM> dangit flood control
  765. <Darte> images are much more effective in this circumstance
  766. <ArmoredStalfos> $20d10
  767. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 1, 2, 3, 7, 6, 6, 5, 4, 7, 2, 9, 2, 5, 5, 9, 1, 4, 2 and 4. Total: 86. Successes: 9.
  768. <Kirran> $26d10
  769. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 26 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 1, 9, 7, 8, 9, 6, 2, 6, 7, 1, 6, 2, 10, 4, 7, 9, 4, 7, 9, 9, 3, 5, 8, 5 and 9. Total: 154. Successes: 19.
  770. <Kirran> $20d10
  771. <ArmoredStalfos> $20d10
  772. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 3, 2, 1, 3, 9, 1, 3, 1, 10, 10, 9, 2, 1, 6, 5, 3, 7, 7 and 8. Total: 93. Successes: 11.
  773. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 3, 10, 6, 1, 1, 2, 1, 3, 9, 10, 10, 8, 6, 10, 2, 9, 10, 5 and 1. Total: 113. Successes: 17.
  774. <ArmoredStalfos> -2 successes
  775. * ArmoredStalfos dodges by the skin of its teeth- OH WAIT, IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY!
  776. * ArmoredStalfos goes back to dancing and ignoring Kirran's biting skills.
  777. <GLaDOSthePotato> Is he doing the gay skeleton dance
  778. <Dex> is it my turn?
  779. <Dex> and am i still purple
  780. <Kirran> Dex, gather the corpses to dance next to you. It will give you power.
  781. <Dex> Actually
  782. <Dex> its time
  783. <Dex> for
  784. <Dex> PURPLE RAIN
  785. * GLaDOSthePotato is now known as Ghouly
  786. <Dex> the movie
  787. * DM flips ArmoredStalfos and Dex's turns.
  788. <Dex> PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE GO
  789. <DM> Dex, you're up
  790. <Kirran> Oh dear sweet lord.
  791. <Dex> PURPLE RAAAAAAIN
  792. <DM> *ArmoredStalfos is no longer dancing. He is feeling grave... and loses 1 more heart from the pun.*
  793. <ArmoredStalfos> 1h
  794. <Dex> suffer the effects of prince's acting debut
  795. <DM> lol
  796. <DM> attack time?
  797. <Dex> yes
  798. <Dex> im still purple arent i
  799. <DM> yep
  800. <DM> I still don't know what it does
  801. <Dex> well it was a movie
  802. <Dex> staring prince
  803. <Dex> and it was really really bad
  804. <DM> lol
  805. <Dex> like 2 razzies bad
  806. <Dex> TO WIKIPEDIA
  807. <Dex> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_Rain_%28film%29
  808. * ArmoredStalfos loses his lifesaver ability from how bad it is. He's just straight 1 heart now.
  809. <Kirran> Nothing ryhmes with Dex currently.
  810. <Dex> Hex
  811. <Dex> Flex
  812. <Ghouly> Rex
  813. <Dex> endturn
  814. <Kirran> You're purple.
  815. <ArmoredStalfos> Mex
  816. <Dex> Nurple
  817. * ArmoredStalfos acquires a sombrero from the Mex.
  818. <Dex> Purple Nurple
  819. * ArmoredStalfos swings at Dex with his sword! (Roll Courage)
  820. <ArmoredStalfos> $20d10
  821. <Navi> ArmoredStalfos: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 1, 10, 7, 7, 5, 3, 7, 2, 4, 10, 8, 5, 5, 8, 2, 10, 7, 4 and 3. Total: 112. Successes: 15.
  822. <Dex> $18d10
  823. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 1, 5, 8, 3, 7, 3, 5, 5, 5, 4, 9, 5, 6, 8, 4 and 10. Total: 96. Successes: 12.
  824. <Kefka> Dex, You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides - Result: 5, 1, 5, 9, 6, 5, 9, 8, 3, 5, 3, 1, 10, 3, 3, 1, 4 and 4; Total: 85; Successes: 10.
  825. <Kirran> Whoa
  826. <DM> ... fascinating
  827. <Dex> what?
  828. <Dex> sooo
  829. <Dex> 22?
  830. <Kirran> Dex purpled so hard he rolled twice
  831. <Sephiroth> $10d10
  832. <Navi> Sephiroth: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 1, 6, 6, 5, 7, 8, 4, 2 and 7. Total: 56. Successes: 8.
  833. <Kefka> Sephiroth, You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides - Result: 6, 1, 9, 4, 5, 4, 5, 8, 7 and 5; Total: 54; Successes: 7.
  834. * ArmoredStalfos is caught in between Navi and Kefka and strikes himself in confusion, killing himself.
  835. <Sephiroth> ... not fixed
  836. <Ghouly> $1d10
  837. <Kefka> Ghouly, You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides - Result: 6; Successes: 1.
  838. <Navi> Ghouly: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1. Successes: 0.
  839. <Kirran> $1d100
  840. * Ghouly vanishes
  841. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 100 Sides. Result: 80. Total: 80.
  842. <Kefka> Kirran, You rolled 1 Die with 100 Sides - Result: 62.
  843. * DM observes as Navi and Kefka do a high-five, only for Kefka's ambulance to smear Navi's blood across the already broken cosmos.
  844. <Dex> did purple rain break the game
  845. <DM> $10d10
  846. <Navi> DM: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 9, 4, 10, 5, 7, 1, 6 and 10. Total: 61. Successes: 9.
  847. * ArmoredStalfos is now known as X__X
  848. <Sephiroth> $10d10
  849. <Navi> Sephiroth: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 1, 1, 7, 3, 6, 8, 10, 6 and 3. Total: 52. Successes: 7.
  850. <DM> (Someone haul Red Enrics back here so he can get his xp)
  851. <Kirran> Then it turned out Kefka was Navi all along.
  852. <DM> +40 EXP for Kirran, Dex, Vincent_Valentine, and Red_Enrics
  853. <DM> +$40d8 Rupees
  854. <Dex> $40d8
  855. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 40 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 6, 8, 3, 5, 2, 4, 8, 8, 6, 1, 8, 4, 4, 2, 5, 3, 5, 6, 7, 3, 7, 8, 7, 2, 2, 4, 5, 4, 8, 5, 5, 2, 8, 2, 2, 6, 3, 6, 3 and 5. Total: 192.
  856. <Sephiroth> $40d8
  857. <Navi> Sephiroth: You rolled 40 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 1, 3, 3, 3, 2, 7, 6, 7, 1, 5, 3, 8, 5, 4, 6, 2, 6, 8, 1, 2, 7, 6, 5, 4, 1, 5, 4, 5, 6, 7, 5, 1, 5, 3, 7, 8, 8, 2, 6 and 2. Total: 180.
  858. <Kirran> $40d8
  859. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 40 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 4, 6, 4, 5, 1, 5, 7, 6, 8, 6, 4, 2, 2, 6, 3, 4, 7, 7, 6, 5, 5, 7, 7, 2, 5, 4, 3, 5, 5, 7, 8, 8, 4, 1, 6, 5, 4, 5, 7 and 8. Total: 204.
  860. <Sephiroth> $calc 1344+180
  861. <Kefka> 1344+180 = 1,524
  862. <Sephiroth> $calc 68-45
  863. <Kefka> 68-45 = 23
  864. * Goriya (~Sean@pool-173-57-191-192.dllstx.fios.verizon.net) has joined #zurpg
  865. * Goriya is now known as Red_Enrics
  866. * Ghouly is now known as Fireblast
  867. <Red_Enrics> Fireblast told me to
  868. <DM> Red_Enrics, , +40 EXP and +$40d8 Rupees
  869. * DM pulls a full heal/revive on Vincent_Valentine, Red_Enrics, Dex, and Kirran.
  870. <Kirran> *ding
  871. * BlueShell is now known as Vincent_Valentine
  872. * Vincent_Valentine levels up.
  873. * Vincent_Valentine acquires a new affinity level, Fire (Level 2)
  874. * DM requests another kick.
  875. <Sephiroth> You will get your kick when I am done updating my profile. :P
  876. <DM> kay
  877. * Red_Enrics acquires affinity Shadow 2
  878. <DM> Just for kicks, eh Sephiroth?
  879. * Red_Enrics leveled up
  880. * Kirran is pondering affinities at the moment.
  881. * DM ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuns.
  882. <DM> (If you just hit level 10, you get a new affinity level)
  883. <Red_Enrics> $40d8
  884. <Navi> Red_Enrics: You rolled 40 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 6, 1, 5, 1, 6, 4, 6, 4, 5, 3, 7, 3, 1, 8, 6, 6, 8, 3, 7, 1, 8, 5, 6, 1, 3, 1, 6, 3, 6, 1, 6, 7, 6, 2, 8, 5, 4, 7, 7 and 1. Total: 184.
  885. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  886. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on Yoshi's tongue! Whoa! «14,381»)
  887. * Now talking on #zurpg
  888. * Topic for #zurpg is: Affinity reroll, see this topic for more information - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/showthread.php?tid=234 | [18+] ONLY.
  889. * Topic for #zurpg set by Sephiroth at Sat Aug 17 22:39:44 2013
  890. * ChanServ sets mode +a #zurpg DM
  891. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to DM
  892. <Dex> WOO
  893. <DM> ......
  894. <Fireblast> And everyone is thrown into Yoshi's belly
  895. <Fireblast> Fascinating
  896. <Kirran> Potatoes that are now eggs.
  897. <DM> Oooookay, we already have enough questionable stuff happening, I vote new kick line, I don't even know how to respond to that one.
  898. <Kirran> We're our own breakfast.
  899. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  900. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a ship that's headed to Antartica! Better take your winter coat along with you! «14,382»)
  901. * Now talking on #zurpg
  902. * Topic for #zurpg is: Affinity reroll, see this topic for more information - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/showthread.php?tid=234 | [18+] ONLY.
  903. * Topic for #zurpg set by Sephiroth at Sat Aug 17 22:39:44 2013
  904. * ChanServ sets mode +a #zurpg DM
  905. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to DM
  906. <DM> sweet
  907. * DM spawns Enderman and a boss.
  908. <Dex> aww balls
  909. <Dex> im cold blooded
  910. * X_X is now known as Enderman
  911. <Red_Enrics> Done upgrading
  912. <Fireblast> IT IS ENDERFRIEND
  913. <Fireblast> Wait...
  914. <DM> http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/showthread.php?tid=236 - Grammar Nazi w/ Double Turn for boss
  915. * X__X is now known as GrammarNazi
  916. * X___X has quit (Quit: Leaving)
  917. <DM> *BOSS EFFECT - All Field Effects from now on stack. Infinitely.*
  918. <Sephiroth> Now no $init r when you mean $removeme. >_>
  919. <Red_Enrics> ...
  920. <DM> (kay)
  921. <Vincent_Valentine> $init 1d11
  922. <Sephiroth> $init 2d8
  923. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 9.
  924. <Navi> Sephiroth: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2 and 6.
  925. <DM> (Red_Enrics, full heal, by the way)
  926. <Dex> $init 1d10
  927. <Navi> Dex: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
  928. <Kirran> $init 1d11
  929. <Navi> Kirran: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 9.
  930. <Dex> oh
  931. <Dex> god damn it
  932. <Red_Enrics> (I took no damage in the battle. XD)
  933. <Enderman> $init 1d10
  934. <Navi> Enderman: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 1.
  935. <GrammarNazi> $init 2d9
  936. <Fireblast> Fail
  937. <Navi> GrammarNazi: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5 and 8.
  938. * Red_Enrics goes back to not existing
  939. * Red_Enrics has quit (Quit: BYEBYE)
  940. * DM throws initiative- nvm.
  941. <DM> ... well then
  942. <DM> $init s
  943. <Navi> The Battle has started! Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), GrammarNazi (8), Sephiroth (6), GrammarNazi (5), Sephiroth (2), Dex (2) and Enderman (1).
  944. <DM> *GrammarNazi's passive is now in effect. Be careful with what you say! If you want to chat safely, use #zuchat.*
  945. <Kirran> Are we still in Antartica?
  946. * Vincent_Valentine grabs his boomerang and hurls it at the Enderman, taking care not to look directly at him. (Roll Power!)
  947. <Vincent_Valentine> $23d10
  948. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 10, 9, 3, 1, 10, 10, 3, 3, 5, 1, 1, 4, 1, 8, 5, 1, 4, 5, 9, 7 and 10. Total: 116. Successes: 16.
  949. <DM> (You're not in Antartica yet... you're on the boat going there.)
  950. <Kirran> I'm on a boat?!
  951. <DM> -=KIRRAN EFFECT - I'M ON A BOAT is playing for him. Does he like it?
  952. <Kirran> Indeed he does.
  953. <DM> -2 successes to Vincent_Valentine's boomerang attack (ranged)
  954. <Enderman> $7d10
  955. <Navi> Enderman: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 2, 5, 4, 2, 3 and 7. Total: 28. Successes: 3.
  956. * Enderman did not live to see the light of abusing the terrain.
  957. <Enderman> $removeme
  958. <Navi> Enderman has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), GrammarNazi (8), Sephiroth (6), GrammarNazi (5), Dex (2) and Sephiroth (2).
  959. * Enderman has quit (Quit: Leaving)
  960. <DM> *And this is what happens when the glass cannon goes first.*
  961. * Vincent_Valentine watches as his boomerang bounces off the Enderman's corpse and redirect itself at the GrammarNazi! (Roll Power!)
  962. <Vincent_Valentine> $19d10
  963. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 7, 7, 3, 5, 3, 6, 9, 7, 1, 9, 9, 4, 2, 1, 5, 6, 10 and 9. Total: 105. Successes: 13.
  964. <GrammarNazi> $17d10
  965. <Navi> GrammarNazi: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 10, 4, 8, 8, 8, 8, 4, 2, 4, 4, 9, 9, 5, 2, 10 and 3. Total: 105. Successes: 12.
  966. <DM> -2 successes to Vincent_Valentine's boomerang redirect (ranged)
  967. <Darte> Grammar Nazi, look behind you! There's a missing antecedent!
  968. <Vincent_Valentine> (Where's this effect at?)
  969. <DM> (oh)
  970. <DM> (... wrong guy, lol)
  971. * GrammarNazi is nicked by a painfully spiked boomerang, taking 1 damage.
  972. * GrammarNazi has 16 hearts left.
  973. * GrammarNazi attempts to counterattack DM, but he's blocked by the power of the fourth wall.
  974. * Vincent_Valentine has 13 hearts and 3 magic left, with 6 hearts on his shield before it becomes active.
  975. <Vincent_Valentine> $endturn
  976. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine has ended their turn. Kirran: It is your turn now.
  977. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), GrammarNazi (8), Sephiroth (6), GrammarNazi (5), Dex (2) and Sephiroth (2).
  978. * Kirran is on a boat! Look at the motherfucking boat! He nocks an arrow and fires at GrammerNazi (roll courage)
  979. <Kirran> $23d10
  980. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 7, 1, 4, 4, 3, 4, 3, 9, 4, 4, 10, 7, 9, 7, 3, 2, 6, 10, 8, 10 and 8. Total: 131. Successes: 14.
  981. <DM> *Kirran is missing a period to his attack line and will be counterattacked after this.*
  982. <GrammarNazi> $17d10
  983. <Navi> GrammarNazi: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 6, 7, 2, 3, 4, 8, 10, 3, 9, 3, 4, 3, 2, 9, 1 and 2. Total: 82. Successes: 8.
  984. <Sephiroth> (Kirran also misspelled the GrammarNazi's name.)
  985. * GrammarNazi is struck by an arrow to the knee, losing another 6 hearts.
  986. * GrammarNazi has 10 hearts left.
  987. * GrammarNazi counterattacks Kirran with a Question Mark! (Roll $1d5)
  988. <GrammarNazi> $21d10
  989. <Navi> GrammarNazi: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 7, 7, 7, 7, 1, 6, 1, 8, 7, 6, 2, 5, 2, 6, 10, 10, 4, 6, 7 and 5. Total: 115. Successes: 17.
  990. <Kirran> (Wait, I roll a d5?)
  991. <Sephiroth> Question Mark (Weapon)
  992. <Sephiroth> Requires Level 10 and Shadow (Level: 3)
  993. <Sephiroth> Question Mark can only be used by Grammar Nazis.
  994. <Sephiroth> Grammar Nazi illogically wields a deadly question mark that makes absolutely no sense. Hits one target.
  995. <Sephiroth> Roll your Wisdom dice +4
  996. <Sephiroth> Target rolls $1d5 to determine what he rolls to defend.[list=1]
  997. <Sephiroth> Power dice
  998. <Sephiroth> Courage dice
  999. <Sephiroth> Wisdom dice
  1000. <DM> (Roll $1d5 first, this then causes you to roll something else)
  1001. <Sephiroth> Maximum Hearts dice
  1002. <Sephiroth> Maximum Magic dice
  1003. <Kirran> $1d5
  1004. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 5. Total: 5.
  1005. <DM> (Roll Maximum Magic dice)
  1006. <DM> +3 successes and -1 successes to GrammarNazi's roll
  1007. <Kirran> (Well, crap...)
  1008. <Kirran> $1d6
  1009. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 6 Sides. Result: 5. Total: 5.
  1010. <DM> ($10d6, not $1d6, lol)
  1011. <Sephiroth> Your roll would be $6d10.
  1012. <Kirran> (ooohhh...)
  1013. <DM> (plus any shield you're carrying)
  1014. <Kirran> $8d10
  1015. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 5, 3, 5, 10, 1 and 10. Total: 42. Successes: 6.
  1016. <DM> 19 - 6 = 13 - 2 = 11 damage
  1017. <Kirran> 1h
  1018. <Kirran> $endturn
  1019. <Navi> Kirran has ended their turn. GrammarNazi: It is your turn now.
  1020. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), GrammarNazi (8), Sephiroth (6), GrammarNazi (5), Dex (2) and Sephiroth (2).
  1021. <DM> *HE'S ON A BOAT!*
  1022. <GrammarNazi> $1d3
  1023. <Navi> GrammarNazi: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
  1024. * GrammarNazi goes to stab Vincent_Valentine with a Question Mark! (Roll $1d5)
  1025. <GrammarNazi> $21d10
  1026. <Navi> GrammarNazi: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 3, 7, 7, 1, 9, 1, 9, 6, 10, 1, 7, 5, 9, 4, 6, 4, 2, 8, 9 and 7. Total: 123. Successes: 15.
  1027. <Sephiroth> $1d5
  1028. <Navi> Sephiroth: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 4. Total: 4.
  1029. * GrammarNazi gains +3 successes on this attack.
  1030. <Sephiroth> $13d10
  1031. <Navi> Sephiroth: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 10, 7, 7, 3, 5, 4, 5, 4, 5, 4, 9 and 2. Total: 74. Successes: 9.
  1032. <DM> 18 - 9 = 9 damage
  1033. <DM> (Good god, he's dropping everyone to 1 heart)
  1034. <Kirran> Like a boss?
  1035. <Kirran> (two for two.)
  1036. <DM> -=BOSS EFFECT - GrammarNazi is listening to LIKE A BOSS.
  1037. * Vincent_Valentine has 4 hearts and 3 magic left; his shield is also active as well.
  1038. <GrammarNazi> $endturn
  1039. <Navi> GrammarNazi has ended their turn. Sephiroth: It is your turn now.
  1040. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), GrammarNazi (8), Sephiroth (6), GrammarNazi (5), Dex (2) and Sephiroth (2).
  1041. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  1042. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in the school's parking lot where the principal is waiting! Uh-oh! «14,383»)
  1043. * Now talking on #zurpg
  1044. * Topic for #zurpg is: Affinity reroll, see this topic for more information - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/showthread.php?tid=234 | [18+] ONLY.
  1045. * Topic for #zurpg set by Sephiroth at Sat Aug 17 22:39:44 2013
  1046. * ChanServ sets mode +a #zurpg DM
  1047. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to DM
  1048. <Sephiroth> $endturn
  1049. <Navi> Sephiroth has ended their turn. GrammarNazi: It is your turn now.
  1050. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), GrammarNazi (8), Sephiroth (6), GrammarNazi (5), Dex (2) and Sephiroth (2).
  1051. <DM> *The principal is waiting in a school at Antarctica. Your boat will reach him at the start of the next round.*
  1052. * GrammarNazi uses a commanding sentence to bash Dex's head in! (Roll Power)
  1053. <GrammarNazi> $19d10
  1054. <Navi> GrammarNazi: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 9, 3, 3, 3, 1, 4, 2, 5, 2, 8, 8, 2, 6, 10, 1, 3, 8 and 3. Total: 83. Successes: 8.
  1055. <Dex> $14d10
  1056. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 9, 10, 8, 2, 2, 7, 9, 9, 2, 9, 10, 7 and 3. Total: 89. Successes: 11.
  1057. <Dex> I'm lucky.
  1058. * GrammarNazi misses Dex by Navi's command.
  1059. <GrammarNazi> 10h
  1060. <GrammarNazi> $endturn
  1061. <Navi> GrammarNazi has ended their turn. Dex: It is your turn now.
  1062. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), GrammarNazi (8), Sephiroth (6), GrammarNazi (5), Dex (2) and Sephiroth (2).
  1063. <Dex> I'm going to attack using my Jagged Edged Sword. Please roll your courage.
  1064. <Dex> $20d10
  1065. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 1, 2, 5, 7, 6, 3, 9, 8, 10, 3, 7, 6, 10, 7, 3, 1, 10, 5 and 9. Total: 113. Successes: 16.
  1066. <GrammarNazi> $17d10
  1067. <Navi> GrammarNazi: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 3, 10, 7, 5, 8, 1, 3, 10, 8, 9, 4, 8, 4, 7, 5 and 4. Total: 103. Successes: 13.
  1068. * GrammarNazi is not feeling very courageous today, it seems.
  1069. <DM> 16 - 13 = 3/2 = 1.5 rounded = 2 damage + bleeding
  1070. <GrammarNazi> 8h | Bleeding x1
  1071. <Dex> $endturn
  1072. <Navi> Dex has ended their turn. Sephiroth: It is your turn now.
  1073. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), GrammarNazi (8), Sephiroth (6), GrammarNazi (5), Dex (2) and Sephiroth (2).
  1074. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  1075. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on Jason's chainsaw! BTW, IT'S TURNED ON! «14,384»)
  1076. * Now talking on #zurpg
  1077. * Topic for #zurpg is: Affinity reroll, see this topic for more information - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/showthread.php?tid=234 | [18+] ONLY.
  1078. * Topic for #zurpg set by Sephiroth at Sat Aug 17 22:39:44 2013
  1079. * ChanServ sets mode +a #zurpg DM
  1080. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to DM
  1081. <Dex> Wait!
  1082. <Sephiroth> $endturn
  1083. <Navi> Sephiroth has ended their turn. Vincent_Valentine: It is your turn now.
  1084. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), GrammarNazi (8), Sephiroth (6), GrammarNazi (5), Dex (2) and Sephiroth (2).
  1085. <Dex> I forgot to roll crit.
  1086. <Dex> $1d5
  1087. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
  1088. <Dex> Nevermind.
  1089. <Kirran> And then we all died.
  1090. <DM> *The principal of Antarctica's school turns out to be Jason with a chainsaw!*
  1091. * WindStrike (WindStrike@24.246.163.12) has joined #zurpg
  1092. * WindStrike is now known as Jason
  1093. <Jason> ...
  1094. * Jason is now known as ChainsawJason
  1095. <ChainsawJason> $init j
  1096. <Navi> ChainsawJason: You have entered the fray!
  1097. * Fireblast drinks a cup of milk while watching the fight from above.
  1098. * DM places ChainsawJason's turn before Vincent_Valentine's turn.
  1099. * ChainsawJason grabs his chainsaw and swings it at everyone! (Roll Courage or Power)
  1100. <ChainsawJason> $22d10
  1101. <Navi> ChainsawJason: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 9, 3, 10, 4, 8, 3, 8, 2, 8, 3, 3, 1, 5, 4, 4, 6, 3, 6, 2, 8 and 7. Total: 111. Successes: 11.
  1102. <Vincent_Valentine> $28d10
  1103. <Kirran> $24d10
  1104. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 8, 5, 5, 8, 2, 6, 2, 3, 5, 7, 10, 2, 1, 2, 9, 5, 9, 2, 5, 8, 9, 4, 6, 9, 8 and 4. Total: 151. Successes: 19.
  1105. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 10, 4, 7, 10, 8, 4, 8, 3, 2, 4, 9, 3, 1, 4, 3, 1, 9, 6, 3, 2, 7, 6 and 4. Total: 125. Successes: 13.
  1106. <Dex> $19d10
  1107. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 3, 10, 2, 2, 1, 3, 4, 4, 2, 10, 4, 2, 3, 4, 6, 9, 10 and 4. Total: 93. Successes: 10.
  1108. <GrammarNazi> $17d10
  1109. <Navi> GrammarNazi: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 8, 3, 3, 8, 10, 6, 5, 2, 3, 4, 10, 1, 3, 5, 9 and 3. Total: 86. Successes: 10.
  1110. <DM> *Dex and GrammarNazi are quite the unlucky ones. The chainsaw's damage is increased by 3 and ignores damage reduction. The armor is also torn for the remainder of the battle and no longer reduces damage.*
  1111. <DM> *Dex and GrammarNazi both take 4 damage.*
  1112. * GrammarNazi takes 1 damage from bleeding.
  1113. <GrammarNazi> 5h | Bleeding x1
  1114. * ChainsawJason ends his turn.
  1115. <DM> $turns
  1116. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), GrammarNazi (8), Sephiroth (6), GrammarNazi (5), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2) and ChainsawJason (0).
  1117. * Vincent_Valentine grabs his jealous axe and swings at GrammarNazi! (Roll Courage!)
  1118. <Vincent_Valentine> $25d10
  1119. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 2, 3, 5, 8, 2, 4, 7, 8, 1, 3, 6, 8, 5, 10, 2, 3, 6, 8, 1, 3, 4, 3, 7 and 2. Total: 116. Successes: 13.
  1120. <GrammarNazi> $17d10
  1121. <Navi> GrammarNazi: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 1, 1, 3, 10, 5, 10, 10, 6, 3, 5, 9, 7, 9, 6, 5 and 4. Total: 96. Successes: 14.
  1122. * GrammarNazi narrowly dodges Vincent_Valentine's swing of jealousy.
  1123. * Vincent_Valentine misses, unfortunately.
  1124. * Vincent_Valentine has 4 hearts and 3 magic left; his shield is also active as well.
  1125. <Vincent_Valentine> $endturn
  1126. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine has ended their turn. Kirran: It is your turn now.
  1127. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), GrammarNazi (8), Sephiroth (6), GrammarNazi (5), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2) and ChainsawJason (0).
  1128. * Kirran nocks an arrow and fires at the GrammarNazi! (Roll courage. Period.)
  1129. <Kirran> $23d10
  1130. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 8, 7, 3, 7, 5, 7, 10, 7, 7, 10, 1, 3, 9, 8, 2, 1, 7, 10, 9, 5, 5 and 5. Total: 143. Successes: 21.
  1131. <GrammarNazi> $17d10
  1132. <Navi> GrammarNazi: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 1, 9, 6, 8, 4, 1, 4, 8, 9, 3, 3, 1, 7, 8, 4 and 2. Total: 79. Successes: 7.
  1133. <Kirran> Revenge of the MLA style, nerd!
  1134. * GrammarNazi loses the remainder of his life to a flurry of periods. He attempts to correct KEESE AND CO.'s grammar, but his lack of enlightenment is unsuccessful, and he goes down as a misprint in Webster's Dictionary for the rest of his life.
  1135. <GrammarNazi> $removeme
  1136. <Navi> GrammarNazi has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2) and ChainsawJason (0).
  1137. * GrammarNazi has quit (Quit: Leaving)
  1138. * ChainsawJason is still left, suckers.
  1139. * ChainsawJason has completely unknown stats and abilities.
  1140. <Kirran> Dammit, Sephiroth.
  1141. <DM> (LOL)
  1142. * Fireblast accidentally spills
  1143. <Kirran> You should get a tower on that Fireblast.
  1144. <DM> *No worries about grammar anymore, he's outta here.*
  1145. * ChainsawJason speaks.
  1146. <ChainsawJason> Gentlemen, if you don't up your grades, I'll be sure to punish all of you!
  1147. * ChainsawJason has his chainsaw roar.
  1148. <DM> (Kirran, $endturn?
  1149. <Dex> Actually, I'm a straight A student.
  1150. <Kirran> $endturn for great justice
  1151. <Navi> Kirran has ended their turn. Sephiroth: It is your turn now.
  1152. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2) and ChainsawJason (0).
  1153. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  1154. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a Nazi Brigade! «14,386»)
  1155. * Now talking on #zurpg
  1156. * Topic for #zurpg is: Affinity reroll, see this topic for more information - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/showthread.php?tid=234 | [18+] ONLY.
  1157. * Topic for #zurpg set by Sephiroth at Sat Aug 17 22:39:44 2013
  1158. * ChanServ sets mode +a #zurpg DM
  1159. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to DM
  1160. <DM> ........................
  1161. <Kirran> Oh shit.
  1162. * Fireblast is now known as GrammerNazi
  1163. * WindStrike (WindStrike@24.246.163.12) has joined #zurpg
  1164. * WindStrike is now known as GrammarNazi
  1165. * GrammarNazi returns from the grave.
  1166. <GrammarNazi> $init j
  1167. <Navi> GrammarNazi: You have entered the fray!
  1168. * GrammarNazi does not have double turn attached....
  1169. <Sephiroth> $turns
  1170. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2), ChainsawJason (0) and GrammarNazi (0).
  1171. * WindStrike (WindStrike@24.246.163.12) has joined #zurpg
  1172. <Sephiroth> $endturn
  1173. <Navi> Sephiroth has ended their turn. Dex: It is your turn now.
  1174. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2), ChainsawJason (0) and GrammarNazi (0).
  1175. <Sephiroth> derp.
  1176. * WindStrike is now known as ThypoBeaver
  1177. <ThypoBeaver> $init j
  1178. <Navi> ThypoBeaver: You have entered the fray!
  1179. <Dex> Cherry blossoms fall;
  1180. <Dex> /Attack with Jagged Edged Sword. /
  1181. <Dex> Roll Courage Nazi.
  1182. <Dex> $20d10
  1183. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 8, 7, 2, 7, 8, 3, 8, 4, 2, 3, 8, 2, 9, 10, 9, 7, 6, 6 and 7. Total: 122. Successes: 15.
  1184. <GrammarNazi> $17d10
  1185. <Navi> GrammarNazi: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 9, 1, 1, 6, 1, 2, 2, 3, 6, 1, 1, 7, 7, 10, 3 and 1. Total: 63. Successes: 7.
  1186. * GrammarNazi goes back to being a bleeding nazi.
  1187. <DM> *Nazi is not capitalized, you take 5 more damage!*
  1188. <Dex> $1d5
  1189. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
  1190. <DM> 15 - 7 = 8/2 = 4 damage, + 5 damage = 9 damage
  1191. <GrammarNazi> 8h
  1192. <Dex> $endturn
  1193. <Navi> Dex has ended their turn. Sephiroth: It is your turn now.
  1194. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2), ChainsawJason (0), GrammarNazi (0) and ThypoBeaver (0).
  1195. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  1196. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a poker table as the pot! :O «14,387»)
  1197. * Now talking on #zurpg
  1198. * Topic for #zurpg is: Affinity reroll, see this topic for more information - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/showthread.php?tid=234 | [18+] ONLY.
  1199. * Topic for #zurpg set by Sephiroth at Sat Aug 17 22:39:44 2013
  1200. * ChanServ sets mode +a #zurpg DM
  1201. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to DM
  1202. <Sephiroth> $endturn
  1203. <Navi> Sephiroth has ended their turn. ChainsawJason: It is your turn now.
  1204. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2), ChainsawJason (0), GrammarNazi (0) and ThypoBeaver (0).
  1205. <Kirran> Actually, it is....
  1206. <Kirran> http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100523195503AAe6kpP
  1207. * GrammerNazi is now known as Firby
  1208. * Kirran is now known as GrammarKirran
  1209. <DM> -=POKER TIME - When you attack, tell Darte (the only neutral guy here) whether you're bluffing or not. If the enemy defends and you're bluffing, you recover hearts equal to the difference in successes, regardless of its successfulness.
  1210. <GrammarKirran> (English degree powers activate!)
  1211. * GrammarNazi fires a flurry of typos at GrammarKirran! (Roll Courage)
  1212. <GrammarKirran> $24d10
  1213. <Navi> GrammarKirran: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 9, 1, 3, 6, 5, 6, 10, 4, 10, 7, 9, 5, 5, 9, 9, 8, 6, 9, 1, 3, 3, 4 and 9. Total: 145. Successes: 18.
  1214. <GrammarNazi> $17d10
  1215. <Navi> GrammarNazi: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 2, 5, 3, 3, 2, 7, 1, 9, 7, 4, 1, 7, 8, 10, 2 and 1. Total: 76. Successes: 8.
  1216. * DM pokes Darte with a stick. Is he bluffing or no?
  1217. <Darte> HE WASSSSSS
  1218. <Darte> Bluffin'.
  1219. * GrammarNazi recovers 10 hearts, but he gets counterattacked by GrammarKirran!
  1220. <GrammarNazi> 17h | Bleeding x1
  1221. * Darte is now known as BluffBot
  1222. <DM> (lol)
  1223. * GrammarKirran nocks an arrow of correction and fires it at the Nazi. (Yes it's capitalized.)(Roll courage.)
  1224. <GrammarKirran> $23d10
  1225. <Navi> GrammarKirran: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 7, 8, 7, 10, 3, 2, 6, 8, 7, 2, 9, 3, 8, 5, 7, 4, 4, 8, 6, 6, 4 and 3. Total: 128. Successes: 15.
  1226. <GrammarNazi> $17d10
  1227. <Navi> GrammarNazi: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 3, 7, 9, 1, 5, 4, 8, 4, 6, 4, 7, 4, 10, 6, 9 and 9. Total: 103. Successes: 12.
  1228. * GrammarNazi drops down and does 3 push-ups in accordance to the arrow he took.
  1229. <GrammarNazi> 14h | Bleeding x1
  1230. <DM> -=POKER TIME - On the flipside, if you're bluffing and the target calls your bluff and is correct, you instead take damage equal to the difference in successes, regardless of successfulness or not.*
  1231. <DM> $turns
  1232. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2), ChainsawJason (0), GrammarNazi (0) and ThypoBeaver (0).
  1233. <DM> hmm, turn flips... weird
  1234. <Firby> Flippy!
  1235. <BluffBot> You did say 'on the flipside'.
  1236. <ChainsawJason> $1d5
  1237. <Navi> ChainsawJason: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
  1238. <Sephiroth> Touche, sir.
  1239. <ChainsawJason> Vincent_Valentine! I'm not satisfied with your grades, young man. You will now pay for your hubris!
  1240. * ChainsawJason grades Vincent_Valentine! Roll all five of your stats.
  1241. <DM> errr
  1242. <DM> *three
  1243. <DM> *Power, Courage, and Wisdom
  1244. <GrammarKirran> (Three sir?)
  1245. <Vincent_Valentine> (I add them up?)
  1246. <DM> (separately)
  1247. <Vincent_Valentine> $23d10
  1248. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 9, 6, 7, 1, 10, 7, 5, 7, 9, 5, 8, 5, 4, 9, 9, 2, 3, 4, 4, 9, 9 and 9. Total: 146. Successes: 18.
  1249. <Vincent_Valentine> $19d10
  1250. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 4, 3, 6, 6, 2, 2, 7, 9, 5, 1, 8, 3, 5, 7, 7, 2, 7 and 3. Total: 92. Successes: 11.
  1251. <Vincent_Valentine> $4d10
  1252. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 1, 1 and 4. Total: 13. Successes: 1.
  1253. <BluffBot> I have not yet received an indication of Jason's bluffing status.
  1254. <ChainsawJason> Hmm... your Power is quite excellent, and you are quite the courageous one! However... here, at school, we do not grade strength. We grade intelligence!
  1255. * GrammarKirran is now known as Kirran
  1256. <ChainsawJason> And yours, young man... deserves punishment! I decree upon you... a F! (Roll Wisdom again)
  1257. <ChainsawJason> $1d25
  1258. <Navi> ChainsawJason: You rolled 1 Die with 25 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
  1259. <ChainsawJason> $2d10
  1260. <Navi> ChainsawJason: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2 and 2. Total: 4. Successes: 0.
  1261. <Kirran> lol
  1262. * DM cries laughing.
  1263. <Sephiroth> $9d10
  1264. <Navi> Sephiroth: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 3, 1, 10, 6, 5, 9, 3 and 10. Total: 55. Successes: 8.
  1265. <Kirran> Terrible school you have here, mister.
  1266. * Vincent_Valentine redirects that roll..
  1267. <Vincent_Valentine> $9d10
  1268. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 7, 1, 8, 8, 9, 3, 5 and 4. Total: 47. Successes: 5.
  1269. * ChainsawJason is now an F-rated principal and suffers a -7 dice penalty to all dice rolls.
  1270. * ChainsawJason is also counterattacked by Vincent_Valentine's superior intelligence.
  1271. <ChainsawJason> wuty me nowaf astupid guuuuuuuys
  1272. <Firby> You suck, ChainsawJason.
  1273. <BluffBot> Hit it, Grammar Nazi!
  1274. * GrammarNazi combos with Vincent_Valentine's counterattack, adding a flurry of typos.
  1275. <Vincent_Valentine> A -7 dice penalty, ... so essentially 7 additional dice?
  1276. <DM> *7 dice penalty.*
  1277. * DM throws double negatives at the fourth wall. It weakens in confusion.
  1278. <BluffBot> It is a die penalty with an argument of -7, which is a perfectly legitimate statement.
  1279. <Kirran> At least there's no math Nazi.
  1280. <BluffBot> Penalty does not imply that it negates the parameter.
  1281. * Vincent_Valentine counterattacks with a swing of jealousy! (Roll Courage!)
  1282. <DM> *Sephiroth = math Nazi.*
  1283. <Vincent_Valentine> $23d10
  1284. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 7, 5, 10, 9, 2, 7, 2, 4, 1, 6, 3, 2, 6, 7, 8, 4, 6, 7, 5, 7, 8 and 6. Total: 131. Successes: 17.
  1285. <BluffBot> </math-nazi>
  1286. <GrammarNazi> $21d10
  1287. <Navi> GrammarNazi: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 4, 2, 3, 9, 9, 9, 3, 1, 2, 3, 1, 10, 2, 10, 1, 10, 10, 9, 1 and 10. Total: 115. Successes: 15.
  1288. * Firby is now known as MathNazi
  1289. <ChainsawJason> $13d10
  1290. <Navi> ChainsawJason: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 5, 3, 3, 7, 7, 8, 5, 2, 7, 4, 9 and 6. Total: 74. Successes: 9.
  1291. * MathNazi is now known as Fireblast124
  1292. * ChainsawJason is sent to a rehabilitation center, where he will be nursed by a fleet of jealous typos, all lead by ThypoBeaver.
  1293. <ChainsawJason> 3h, ??m | In rehab
  1294. <DM> $turns
  1295. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2), ChainsawJason (0), GrammarNazi (0) and ThypoBeaver (0).
  1296. <DM> $endturn
  1297. <Navi> DM has ended ChainsawJason's turn. GrammarNazi: It is your turn now.
  1298. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2), ChainsawJason (0), GrammarNazi (0) and ThypoBeaver (0).
  1299. <DM> $endturn
  1300. <Navi> DM has ended GrammarNazi's turn. ThypoBeaver: It is your turn now.
  1301. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2), ChainsawJason (0), GrammarNazi (0) and ThypoBeaver (0).
  1302. * ThypoBeaver gives ChainsawJason TheRapist.
  1303. * Fireblast124 slaps in another Rated M for Mature
  1304. * ChainsawJason gets $200 and goes to jail due to a monopoly claim.
  1305. <ChainsawJason> 3h, ??m | In rehab | In jail | Surrounded by jealous typos
  1306. <ThypoBeaver> $removeme
  1307. <Navi> ThypoBeaver has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2), GrammarNazi (0) and ChainsawJason (0).
  1308. * ThypoBeaver has quit (Quit: Leaving)
  1309. <GrammarNazi> 13h | Bleeding x1
  1310. * Sephiroth grabs his axe and swings jealously at the GrammarNazi! (Roll Courage!)
  1311. <Sephiroth> $25d10
  1312. <Navi> Sephiroth: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 3, 7, 3, 5, 10, 10, 9, 7, 9, 9, 8, 8, 8, 6, 4, 3, 3, 6, 7, 10, 10, 5, 6 and 2. Total: 164. Successes: 23.
  1313. <DM> -=POKER TIME is still in order.
  1314. * GrammarNazi goes to defend.
  1315. <GrammarNazi> $17d10
  1316. <Navi> GrammarNazi: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 7, 7, 1, 3, 4, 9, 9, 8, 4, 1, 6, 10, 6, 2, 5 and 10. Total: 93. Successes: 12.
  1317. * DM pokes BluffBot.
  1318. <Kirran> Wow, it's like Vincent is a whole different person when he attacks.
  1319. <DM> 23 - 12 = 11 + 2 bleeding damage = 13 damage
  1320. <BluffBot> ohsorreh
  1321. <BluffBot> he ain't bluffin'
  1322. <BluffBot> I peeked at his hand
  1323. <BluffBot> and it's all there
  1324. <BluffBot> I think they might be all black? and pointy?
  1325. <BluffBot> yeah those
  1326. <BluffBot> also there were six
  1327. <BluffBot> rectangle things
  1328. * GrammarNazi raises 50, and... folds. With that, he folds his life down to a simple sentence: DM is a hacker.
  1329. <GrammarNazi> $remomveme
  1330. * GrammarNazi is now known as X__X
  1331. * ChainsawJason is being covered by typos, fyi.
  1332. * Sephiroth reminds GrammarNazi about ThypoBeaver with his typos.
  1333. * X__X is now known as JealousTypos
  1334. * Sephiroth is now known as GrammarNazi
  1335. <GrammarNazi> $removeme
  1336. <Navi> GrammarNazi has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2) and ChainsawJason (0).
  1337. * GrammarNazi is now known as Sephiroth
  1338. <DM> derp
  1339. <Vincent_Valentine> $endturn
  1340. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine has ended their turn. Kirran: It is your turn now.
  1341. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2) and ChainsawJason (0).
  1342. <JealousTypos> mesa healousge of my ownfs yposg
  1343. * JealousTypos is coveareing ChainsawJason with ihts jealougesl typoges oaf selfete ainception.
  1344. * Kirran reaches into his quiver and pulls out a Patriot arrow, takes aim, and fires at Chainsaw Jason. (roll courage)
  1345. <Kirran> $23d10
  1346. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 8, 3, 10, 2, 9, 3, 10, 2, 8, 3, 2, 6, 1, 7, 7, 10, 7, 5, 6, 1, 2 and 3. Total: 124. Successes: 16.
  1347. * JealousTypos is covieragin and gre rolls insteatd.
  1348. <JealousTypos> $5d10
  1349. <Navi> JealousTypos: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 3, 7, 5 and 6. Total: 31. Successes: 5.
  1350. * JealousTypos diies ing ea the palce.
  1351. <JealousTypos> $init j
  1352. <Navi> JealousTypos: You have entered the fray!
  1353. <JealousTypos> $removeme
  1354. <Navi> JealousTypos has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2) and ChainsawJason (0).
  1355. <ChainsawJason> 3h, ?? | Still in jail, though
  1356. <Kirran> $endturn
  1357. <Navi> Kirran has ended their turn. Sephiroth: It is your turn now.
  1358. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2) and ChainsawJason (0).
  1359. * JealousTypos has quit (Quit: Leaving)
  1360. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  1361. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on Kirby's dinner table, better hope Kirby isn't hungry «14,388»)
  1362. * Now talking on #zurpg
  1363. * Topic for #zurpg is: Affinity reroll, see this topic for more information - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/showthread.php?tid=234 | [18+] ONLY.
  1364. * Topic for #zurpg set by Sephiroth at Sat Aug 17 22:39:44 2013
  1365. * ChanServ sets mode +a #zurpg DM
  1366. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to DM
  1367. <Sephiroth> $endturn
  1368. <Navi> Sephiroth has ended their turn. Dex: It is your turn now.
  1369. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2) and ChainsawJason (0).
  1370. <DM> Fireblast124, all yours there.
  1371. <Dex> Jagged Edged Sword in the Chainsaw Jason with the Roll Courage
  1372. <Fireblast124> What
  1373. <Dex> $20d10
  1374. <Sephiroth> ------------------------------------
  1375. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 6, 3, 2, 2, 4, 5, 8, 5, 3, 5, 8, 1, 1, 6, 10, 1, 8, 2 and 7. Total: 96. Successes: 12.
  1376. <Sephiroth> ------------------------------------
  1377. <Sephiroth> ------------------------------------
  1378. <Sephiroth> ------------------------------------
  1379. <Sephiroth> ------------------------------------
  1380. <Sephiroth> ------------------------------------
  1381. <Sephiroth> ------------------------------------
  1382. <Sephiroth> ------------------------------------
  1383. <Sephiroth> ------------------------------------
  1384. <Sephiroth> ------------------------------------
  1385. <ChainsawJason> $13d10
  1386. <Navi> ChainsawJason: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 1, 7, 2, 8, 9, 9, 6, 9, 9, 8, 5 and 10. Total: 85. Successes: 11.
  1387. <Sephiroth> ------------------------------------
  1388. <BluffBot> Quick someone jam the printer
  1389. <Sephiroth> ------------------------------------
  1390. <BluffBot> empty the toner
  1391. <Sephiroth> ------------------------------------
  1392. <Sephiroth> ------------------------------------
  1393. <Sephiroth> ------------------------------------
  1394. <BluffBot> dangit it he got the full thing out
  1395. <Fireblast124> Sephiroth used Kirby!
  1396. <Fireblast124> It... Wasn't very effective...
  1397. * ChainsawJason is nicked by Dex's sword as a nearby Kirby is unamused. Kirby will do something at the start of the next round.
  1398. <BluffBot> o.o
  1399. <DM> *The blade bounces off of his armor, but he gains another stack of bleeding.*
  1400. <ChainsawJason> 3h | Bleeding x1
  1401. <DM> (err, a stack of bleeding)
  1402. <ChainsawJason> 3h | Bleeding x1 | In jail
  1403. <DM> ($endturn?
  1404. * DM pokes Dex.
  1405. <Dex> $endturn
  1406. <Dex> woops
  1407. <Navi> Dex has ended their turn. Sephiroth: It is your turn now.
  1408. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2) and ChainsawJason (0).
  1409. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  1410. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a businessman! Is that your dad? «14,389»)
  1411. * Now talking on #zurpg
  1412. * Topic for #zurpg is: Affinity reroll, see this topic for more information - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/showthread.php?tid=234 | [18+] ONLY.
  1413. * Topic for #zurpg set by Sephiroth at Sat Aug 17 22:39:44 2013
  1414. * ChanServ sets mode +a #zurpg DM
  1415. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to DM
  1416. <Sephiroth> $endturn
  1417. <Navi> Sephiroth has ended their turn. ChainsawJason: It is your turn now.
  1418. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2) and ChainsawJason (0).
  1419. <DM> -=GO TO THE CORNER - Your dad decrees that you go and sit in the corner of your room. You feel depressed, and Sephiroth kicks DM again to maintain his business.
  1420. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  1421. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on my foot! Here comes another kick out the window! «14,390»)
  1422. * Now talking on #zurpg
  1423. * Topic for #zurpg is: Affinity reroll, see this topic for more information - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/showthread.php?tid=234 | [18+] ONLY.
  1424. * Topic for #zurpg set by Sephiroth at Sat Aug 17 22:39:44 2013
  1425. * ChanServ sets mode +a #zurpg DM
  1426. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to DM
  1427. <Kirran> Lol
  1428. <DM> seriously
  1429. <BluffBot> http://tinyurl.com/62wvsc2
  1430. <BluffBot> There's dad
  1431. <Kirran> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J4FXUMOw8k
  1432. <DM> *Everyone takes 1 neutral damage, and DM is kicked by Sephiroth out the window... again.*
  1433. <Kirran> Dad's home
  1434. <DM> (Thank you for linking that)
  1435. <Kirran> 2h
  1436. <ChainsawJason> 2h | Bleeding x1
  1437. * Vincent_Valentine has 3 hearts and 3 magic left; his shield is also active as well.
  1438. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  1439. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a hill! «14,391»)
  1440. * Now talking on #zurpg
  1441. * Topic for #zurpg is: Affinity reroll, see this topic for more information - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/showthread.php?tid=234 | [18+] ONLY.
  1442. * Topic for #zurpg set by Sephiroth at Sat Aug 17 22:39:44 2013
  1443. * ChanServ sets mode +a #zurpg DM
  1444. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to DM
  1445. <Fireblast124> KING OF THE HILL
  1446. <Kirran> I have the high ground.
  1447. <DM> -=KIRRAN EFFECT - If someone attempts to jump over him, he will automatically slice the target's limbs off.
  1448. <Vincent_Valentine> I have the low ground.
  1449. <DM> -=FIREBLAST124 EFFECT - If this somehow hasn't ended by the end of the next round, Fireblast124 wins by default.
  1450. <DM> -=VINCENT_VALENTINE EFFECT - The low ground keeps you hidden. Defending dice increased by 3.
  1451. <DM> -=DEX EFFECT - You Hillbilly you. Speak like a hillbilly.
  1452. <Dex> Y'all don't mind me none okay.
  1453. <Sephiroth> $turns
  1454. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2) and ChainsawJason (0).
  1455. <DM> -=CHAINSAWJASON EFFECT - Physics decrees that you're permanently sliding down the hill, whether you're going up or down. You no longer have the 7 dice penality, and you have +5 dice when attacking.
  1456. <DM> $endturn
  1457. <Navi> DM has ended ChainsawJason's turn. Vincent_Valentine: It is your turn now.
  1458. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2) and ChainsawJason (0).
  1459. <Kirran> Hey guys, has anyone seen where Kirby went? I'm a little worried.
  1460. <DM> $2d4
  1461. <Navi> DM: You rolled 2 Dice with 4 Sides. Result: 3 and 1. Total: 4.
  1462. <BluffBot> what did i just watch
  1463. <BluffBot> o.o
  1464. <Fireblast124> Oh, he is over there eating all of the watermelons
  1465. <Fireblast124> He will be back shortly
  1466. <DM> *Kirby sucks Vincent_Valentine and Dex in! Roll Wisdom to dodge!*
  1467. <Kirran> An internet classic.
  1468. <Dex> $15d10
  1469. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 3, 9, 8, 7, 4, 10, 3, 6, 3, 6, 3, 3, 8 and 3. Total: 83. Successes: 9.
  1470. * You are now known as Kirby
  1471. <Kirby> $15d10
  1472. <Navi> Kirby: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 4, 7, 3, 1, 3, 8, 7, 8, 10, 8, 10, 4, 7 and 4. Total: 91. Successes: 11.
  1473. * You are now known as DM
  1474. <Vincent_Valentine> $12d10
  1475. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 1, 4, 5, 1, 2, 10, 9, 2, 1, 1 and 9. Total: 48. Successes: 5.
  1476. <DM> *Dex and Vincent_Valentine are sucked into Kirby. On their turns, they must roll Courage against the original success rate. If they're successful, they get out. If they're unsuccessful, Kirby sucks out their soul and instantly kills them.*
  1477. <Vincent_Valentine> (do defending dice count?)
  1478. <DM> (this would be attacking dice technically)
  1479. <BluffBot> o.o
  1480. <BluffBot> it's like an endless madhouse in here
  1481. <Fireblast124> Here, have some tea
  1482. * Fireblast124 gives BluffBot some tea
  1483. <DM> you missed it earlier when everyone had dyslexia
  1484. <Vincent_Valentine> (.. so I'd have to say whether or not I am bluffing?)
  1485. <BluffBot> thank you I think I shall WHY AM I DRINKING TEA
  1486. <DM> (... bluffing against kirby... well, up to you whether you go for it or not)
  1487. <DM> (roll when ready)
  1488. <Vincent_Valentine> $19d10
  1489. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 10, 9, 5, 10, 6, 3, 3, 4, 8, 8, 1, 3, 6, 9, 8, 5, 8 and 7. Total: 117. Successes: 15.
  1490. <DM> *Kirby does not call the bluff, and goes for his 11 success defense.*
  1491. <DM> *DID HE BLUFF?8
  1492. <BluffBot> HEEEEEEEEEE'S
  1493. <BluffBot> GOT
  1494. <BluffBot> Jack of spades
  1495. <BluffBot> queen of spades
  1496. <BluffBot> king of spades
  1497. <BluffBot> ace of clubs
  1498. <DM> -=BLUFFBOT EFFECT - Endless suspense.
  1499. <BluffBot> and a 5 of diamonds
  1500. <BluffBot> O.o
  1501. <BluffBot> BLUFFIN'
  1502. <Fireblast124> According to my calculations, that would be too much to even handle
  1503. <DM> *Not only is Vincent_Valentine healed by 4 hearts, but he escapes Kirby and causes Kirby to implode! .... woops.*
  1504. * Vincent_Valentine has 7 hearts and 3 magic left; his shield is also active as well.
  1505. <DM> *Dex is caught in the implosion, but he lives with 1 heart.*
  1506. <Fireblast124> Screw the rules, I have pie
  1507. <Dex> ?
  1508. <Dex> why didnt i get to roll?
  1509. <DM> meh, roll
  1510. <BluffBot> why has no-one made a vid
  1511. <BluffBot> of kirby imploding
  1512. <BluffBot> D:
  1513. <Dex> $19d10
  1514. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 9, 7, 2, 2, 3, 5, 6, 9, 2, 5, 3, 3, 2, 10, 6, 10, 9 and 6. Total: 105. Successes: 14.
  1515. * Vincent_Valentine breaks into the Antartical Jail and swings jealously at ChainsawJason! (Roll Courage!)
  1516. <Vincent_Valentine> $25d10
  1517. <DM> BluffBot, look up real life kirby.
  1518. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 5, 5, 8, 1, 6, 9, 3, 2, 5, 10, 3, 9, 2, 7, 8, 2, 4, 8, 7, 10, 6, 1, 5 and 8. Total: 137. Successes: 18.
  1519. <DM> *Dex gets out perfectly fine.*
  1520. <Dex> i was waiting for vince to finish his turn
  1521. <ChainsawJason> $20d10
  1522. <Navi> ChainsawJason: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 4, 9, 1, 8, 6, 10, 4, 4, 7, 5, 4, 6, 10, 8, 9, 2, 7, 10 and 7. Total: 128. Successes: 17.
  1523. <DM> 18 - 17 = 1 -2 = 0 damage, but 2 bleed damage....
  1524. <Kirran> http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2nud5JVgP1qdjttfo1_500.png
  1525. <BluffBot> that's not coming up with anything obvious eitehr
  1526. <Vincent_Valentine> (wasn't he already bleeding?)
  1527. <BluffBot> O.O
  1528. <DM> yeah
  1529. <DM> one bleed, + another stack of bleeding
  1530. <Fireblast124> And... Everyone who saw that picture
  1531. <DM> so 2 bleed damage from the attack
  1532. <Vincent_Valentine> (kay)
  1533. <Vincent_Valentine> $endturn
  1534. <Navi> Vincent_Valentine has ended their turn. Kirran: It is your turn now.
  1535. <Navi> Turn Order: Vincent_Valentine (9), Kirran (9), Sephiroth (6), Dex (2), Sephiroth (2) and ChainsawJason (0).
  1536. * ChainsawJason drops dead as his death is graded with confetti made of blood and failure.
  1537. * ChainsawJason has quit (Quit: Leaving)
  1538. * Kirran nocks a final arrow, takes careful aim for the window, and fires at chainsaw jason (roll courage)
  1539. <Kirran> Or not.
  1540. <DM> *Kirran's arrow finds itself in ChainsawJason's corpse. A+ shot!*
  1541. <DM> *Alright, last kick line for the quest.*
  1542. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  1543. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on Yoshi's tongue! Whoa! «14,392»)
  1544. * Now talking on #zurpg
  1545. * Topic for #zurpg is: Affinity reroll, see this topic for more information - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/showthread.php?tid=234 | [18+] ONLY.
  1546. * Topic for #zurpg set by Sephiroth at Sat Aug 17 22:39:44 2013
  1547. * ChanServ sets mode +a #zurpg DM
  1548. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to DM
  1549. <Fireblast124> Fascinating
  1550. <Sephiroth> .................
  1551. <Kirran> Lmao, same as last time.
  1552. <Fireblast124> We all landed in Yoshi's tongue
  1553. <DM> *Everyone is eaten by Yoshi and spat out- screw it, just throw another one.
  1554. <Fireblast124> And then into his stomache
  1555. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  1556. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed up your butt! How the fuck is that possible? «14,393»)
  1557. * Now talking on #zurpg
  1558. * Topic for #zurpg is: Affinity reroll, see this topic for more information - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/showthread.php?tid=234 | [18+] ONLY.
  1559. * Topic for #zurpg set by Sephiroth at Sat Aug 17 22:39:44 2013
  1560. * ChanServ sets mode +a #zurpg DM
  1561. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to DM
  1562. <DM> ......
  1563. <BluffBot> .................
  1564. <Sephiroth> .....................................
  1565. <Kirran> ................................
  1566. <Fireblast124> And our butts broke too
  1567. <Fireblast124> Seriously, who hired the guy
  1568. <DM> *The quest ends tragically as everyone experiences pain on a whole new level. You now choose whether you want to stay alive through this or not.*
  1569. <Dex> i want to liiiiive
  1570. <Vincent_Valentine> I do too.
  1571. <Kirran> I, strangely, would also like to live.
  1572. <BluffBot> Survivors will be provided with molestation counciling
  1573. <BluffBot> Counciling for molestation, that is. I'm fairly certain the counciling will not involve molestation.
  1574. <Fireblast124> First thing first:
  1575. <Fireblast124> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpetCgI1zzI
  1576. <DM> *Dex lives to find 45 Experience and a buttload of 250 rupees in his bottomless pit. Vincent_Valentine unfortunately finds the same in his. Kirran's sheikah senses tell him this is wrong, but his girly love returns as supports him in ways that we don't want to know about.*
  1577. <DM> *You also find some random item drops...
  1578. <DM> Grammar Nazi Boss + Grammar Nazi:
  1579. <Sephiroth> $calc 23+45
  1580. <Kefka> 23+45 = 68
  1581. <DM> $3d12
  1582. <Navi> DM: You rolled 3 Dice with 12 Sides. Result: 12, 6 and 9. Total: 27.
  1583. <Sephiroth> $calc 68-50
  1584. <Kefka> 68-50 = 18
  1585. <DM> *A Bomb and a Shadow Sroll #2 drop... okay, just... kick me again so we don't end it in this horrible catastrophe, I'd rather not make puns like this unintentionally.*
  1586. <Sephiroth> $calc 1524+250
  1587. <Kefka> 1524+250 = 1,774
  1588. * Fireblast124 blows DM up instead
  1589. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  1590. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on another IRC Server! «14,394»)
  1591. * Now talking on #zurpg
  1592. * Topic for #zurpg is: Affinity reroll, see this topic for more information - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/showthread.php?tid=234 | [18+] ONLY.
  1593. * Topic for #zurpg set by Sephiroth at Sat Aug 17 22:39:44 2013
  1594. * ChanServ sets mode +a #zurpg DM
  1595. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to DM
  1596. * DM lands in Bladerock? Wha?
  1597. <DM> screw that, I'm not going there right now
  1598. <Kirran> Try it again Boss!
  1599. * Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
  1600. * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in jail! «14,395»)
  1601. * Now talking on #zurpg
  1602. * Topic for #zurpg is: Affinity reroll, see this topic for more information - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/showthread.php?tid=234 | [18+] ONLY.
  1603. * Topic for #zurpg set by Sephiroth at Sat Aug 17 22:39:44 2013
  1604. * ChanServ sets mode +a #zurpg DM
  1605. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to DM
  1606. <Fireblast124> And... He is jailed
  1607. <Kirran> Do not pass go
  1608. <Fireblast124> I guess no more questing for today
  1609. * DM ends up sitting in a pool of blood.
  1610. <Kirran> do not collect 20o rupees.
  1611. <DM> Stalfos:
  1612. <DM> $1d12
  1613. <Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 12 Sides. Result: 5. Total: 5.
  1614. <DM> Firerobe:
  1615. <DM> $1d12
  1616. <Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 12 Sides. Result: 9. Total: 9.
  1617. <DM> Rock Golem:
  1618. <DM> $1d8
  1619. <Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 8 Sides. Result: 6. Total: 6.
  1620. * Vincent_Valentine swipes the bomb.
  1621. <DM> *Another bomb drops.
  1622. * Vincent_Valentine swipes that bomb too.
  1623. <DM> *And an Ender Pearl drops... see Enderman's Replaced Item Drop.*
  1624. <Fireblast124> You got two bombs! What are you going to do with them? Blow someone up?
  1625. <Kirran> That is what he does.
  1626. * Fireblast124 slaps Kirran with a rainbow trout
  1627. <Fireblast124> Here, take this useless fish
  1628. <Fireblast124> I am off
  1629. * Fireblast124 jumps out of the scene
  1630. <DM> -=INSANITY END=-
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