Rarity: Train Tracks

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>Day 420 in Equestria
>Wake up in your home near the edge of P0nyville near the train station
>Do the morning routine
>Shit, shower, shave
>Go downstairs to make yourself breakfast
>You wonder when -she- is going to interrupt your day
>"HELP!"
>Speak of the devil
>A voice from outside screams in a badly-feinting distressing tone
>Goddammit Rarity
>You should know she probably memorized your morning schedule by now
>"Oooh, somep0ny--I mean somebody, help!"
>She forgot to give you time for breakfast
>Begrudgingly walk over to your front door, open it and listen for the source of the voice
>"If only someone with big, strong hands could untie me!"
>It's coming from near the train station
>Lock your door, walk over to the sound of the voice and find her
>She's wrapped her whole body in white fabric and laid herself across the train tracks
>Her head and royal violet mane poke out of the fabric like topping on a horizontal sushi roll
>Her eyes lighten up upon seeing you approaching
>"Oh... Anon! Thank goodness you're here. Can you please come save this damsel in distress?"
"Rarity, what are you doing."
>You don't even say that as a question
>You say it at least three times a day
>"S-some brute took advantage of little old me and put me on these dirty train tracks!"
>You sigh
"With your own fabric."
>"Um, yes."

2/2
"Why don't you just roll off the tracks? There's nothing restricting you to do that. And you have magic."
>She hesitates. She knows her plan has been foiled
>Most p0nies in p0nyville think of her as the "Town Romantic"
>How wrong they are
>"I-I'm tired, and the train can come in any second!"
"We've had enough time for this conversation, and are continuing it."
>"Please untie me. M-my hero."
"You're on the wrong side of the tracks. The next train comes from Canterlot, and when it does, it will come in from the other side. Then it will dock at the P0nyville station for 30 minutes."
>"Well-"
"And it doesn't come in another 50 minutes."
>"How do you know all of this?"
"I live beside the train station. I hear it come every morning."
>"Oh."
>She lies there, helpless
>"Can you please untie me?"
>You pull out your magic-neutralizing ring and put it on her horn
>Twilight reluctantly gave it to you since you wouldn't stop bothering her about wanting a way to stop the Rarity harassment
>"W-what are you doing?"
"I think I'll come back in an hour."
>You leave
>"Wait! Come back! Take this thing off!"
>You sigh as you make your way into your house and resume making your breakfast
>Put in earplugs to drown out the wails
>Fucking Rarity