Faerzen visits Nick (in the shower *wonk*)

* Nick_Varnegs thinks "ok so... we are here... we flew to another fucking planet and all that... and you cannot fucking say it to him... or her"
* Nick_Varnegs keeps washing his hair
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<Nick is completely Naked I assume and Faerzen is in the room outside the bathroom?>
Faerzen_Norstov
<wait, is faerzen not upstairs now?>
<he can come back down at a moment's notice hehehe :P >
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<I don't know, are you?>
Faerzen_Norstov
<no idea what that notice might be though....... >
<that's what I said in my recent post>
<he was looking at the folder in his room upstairs>
→ Tarane[K1K] has joined
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<Ok, and what are Faerzen's thoughts right now?>
* Faerzen_Norstov scans the pages and drawings, amazed by the sheer number of drawings in the folder, as well as the lengths to which the pages describe Nick
ATshippingtime[OTP]
Roll 1d4 Shower Malfunction
`DICE
ATshippingtime[OTP] rolled 1d4 Shower Malfunction [ 1d4=1 ]{1}
Nick_Varnegs
((there's like 8 drawing faerzen))
((lol))
* Faerzen_Norstov skims the text on the pages..... "Bindeer"? "Family & Guardian Relationships"? wow, there's way more in here than you probably have time to read....
ATshippingtime[OTP]
Suddenly, and completely randomly; Nick's shower pressure increases tenfold and he is pushed back against the wall by the sheer force of the water
* Nick_Varnegs keeps thinking "... and what if he doesn't-
Nick_Varnegs
DOOF
FAERZEN, HELP, YOUR SHOWER IS ATTACKING ME
→ PuzzlingHistorian has joined
Faerzen_Norstov
((gonna make a perception check here))
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<No need>
<You hear it>
Faerzen_Norstov
((drat))
Nick_Varnegs
((at pls))
ATshippingtime[OTP]
< nu :> >
Faerzen_Norstov
roll 1d20+3 perception
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<brb one sec>
`DICE
Faerzen_Norstov rolled 1d20+3 perception [ 1d20=7 ]{10}
* Nick_Varnegs attempts to move but the sheer amount of water pressure prevents him from doing so
* Faerzen_Norstov looks up from the folder quizzically
Nick_Varnegs
AHHHHHHH
Faerzen_Norstov
Was that....?
Hmmmm
It's probably just more gravel falling down from GCS's construction
* Faerzen_Norstov continues flipping through drawings
* Nick_Varnegs flails around effortlessly
Nick_Varnegs
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
* Faerzen_Norstov looks up again
Faerzen_Norstov
No..... I'm sure I heard something
* Nick_Varnegs keeps flailing around trying to turn the water off
Faerzen_Norstov
Is a drone downstairs malfunctioning?
Nick_Varnegs
HEEEEEEEELP
* Faerzen_Norstov heads downstairs
* Faerzen_Norstov freezes halfway down the stairs
Faerzen_Norstov
NICK!!!
* Faerzen_Norstov glides down the remaining stairs to the second floor in one swoop and dashes into his mother's room
* Faerzen_Norstov bangs on door
Faerzen_Norstov
Are you all right in there?!?
ATshippingtime[OTP]
Nick is unable to reach the electronic touchscreen control panel due to the water pressure
* Nick_Varnegs keeps flailing around
Nick_Varnegs
ITS LIKE A FUCKING WATERFALL! I CANT MOVE
Faerzen_Norstov
It sounds like you have the water turned on quite a bit there!
What did you do???
Nick_Varnegs
NOTHING!
ATshippingtime[OTP]
Faerzen pauses as she thinks about entering to help
Faerzen_Norstov
*he
<glares at AT>
ATshippingtime[OTP]
On one hand, it is probably nothing
Nick_Varnegs
TURN IT OFF SOMEHOW
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<my bad, autocorrect legitimately did that>
Faerzen_Norstov
How did you possibly manage to accidentally hit that setting on the screen???
ATshippingtime[OTP]
on the other...
Faerzen_Norstov
<suuuuuure>
ATshippingtime[OTP]
Nick is naked in there
Faerzen_Norstov
Did you forget that those wall tiles were the controls and accidentally hit all of the buttons or something???
ATshippingtime[OTP]
*Faerzen blushes at the thought*
Faerzen_Norstov
Can't you just turn it off???
Nick_Varnegs
I CANT!
I CANT EVEN MOVE IN HERE
Faerzen_Norstov
<faerzen thinks whatever the hell he damn wants, regardless of what mysterious voices in his head tells him he's thinking>
What do you mean you can't move?
Did you switch it to cleaning fluid or something?
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<Well he still blushes :P>
Faerzen_Norstov
<hehehe>
Nick_Varnegs
NO! ITS SIMPLY TOO MUCH WATER
IT WAS FINE A MOMENT AGO!
* Nick_Varnegs keeps flailing around
Faerzen_Norstov
There's so much water, you CAN'T MOVE???
Nick_Varnegs
its FUCKING PUSHING ME BACK FAERZEN
Faerzen_Norstov
How the fuck did you screw up that badly???
ATshippingtime[OTP]
*Faerzen hears the sound of water thudding heavily against the shower walls*
* Faerzen_Norstov rolls eyes and sighs
Faerzen_Norstov
Can't you just open the DOOR?
You know, and GET OUT?
That would probably solve the problem!
Nick_Varnegs
THAT'S THE PROBLEM
ATshippingtime[OTP]
*Nick flails against the veritable firehose pushing him back against the wall*
Nick_Varnegs
IM SORT OF... STUCK IN HERE
Faerzen_Norstov
You can't even open the DOOR?
UGH
Nick_Varnegs
ITS LIKE THE POWER OF A THOUSAND WATERFALLS HOLDING ME AGAINST A WALL
Faerzen_Norstov
Okay, fine, I don't care if you don't want me to, I'm coming in now!
Nick_Varnegs
WAIT I CHA-
* Faerzen_Norstov swifty opens door
* Nick_Varnegs attempts to cover himself
ATshippingtime[OTP]
*Faerzen's face flushed with embarrassment*
Faerzen_Norstov
Glad to see you were at least dense enough to have not figured out the trivial locks on these doors
ATshippingtime[OTP]
*flushes
Faerzen_Norstov
Not to mention the shower
* Nick_Varnegs keeps being pushed back by the shower
* Faerzen_Norstov blushes upon seeing Nick pressed against the glass
ATshippingtime[OTP]
Nick splutters at the water hosing his face down
Nick_Varnegs
HELP
Faerzen_Norstov
Ummmmm
Here, let me just turn this off for you!
* Faerzen_Norstov awkwardly makes his way around the bathroom perimeter, simultaneously trying to avoid looking at Nick to focus on the shower controls and sneak a peek or too
Nick_Varnegs
DONT LOOK
* Nick_Varnegs attempts to cover his parts to no avail, the shower keeps hosing him down relentlessly
ATshippingtime[OTP]
Looks like Faerzen will have to penetrate the wall of water to reach the controls
Faerzen_Norstov
Well I don't have much choice, Nick. You're kind of stuck in here too! I'll try and not look down at the ground where you're pitifully crumpled in a ball
Nick_Varnegs
((that phrasing))
* Faerzen_Norstov opens glass door to the shower
Nick_Varnegs
...help...
ATshippingtime[OTP]
*Faerzen remembers the Electric Dress she is wearing
*He
* Faerzen_Norstov carefully reaches around the jet of water towards control panel, but jumps back in pain when the water contacts the dress
Faerzen_Norstov
roll 1d4 electricity
`DICE
Faerzen_Norstov rolled 1d4 electricity [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
Faerzen_Norstov
((nick takes that too cuz water?))
ATshippingtime[OTP]
Yes
Nick_Varnegs
HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT?!
Faerzen_Norstov
AHHH!
FUCK THAT HURT
FUCK
ummmmm
Nick_Varnegs
YES IT DID HURT
* Faerzen_Norstov blushes as red as a crayola marker
Nick_Varnegs
JUST TURN IT OFF OR SOMETHING!
Faerzen_Norstov
yeahhhhhhh
SORRYABOUTTHISBUTIDONTHAVEACHOICE!
* Faerzen_Norstov begins taking off dress
* Nick_Varnegs blushes as he flails around from being pushed around by water
* Faerzen_Norstov eventually just stands there awkwardly in a pair of salmon boxers
Faerzen_Norstov
Uhhhhhhhhhh
ATshippingtime[OTP]
*Nick would blush, and might try to sneak a peek, but he is being assulted by a firehose*
Faerzen_Norstov
here goes
* Faerzen_Norstov scooches bath math over to against the shower for traction
* Faerzen_Norstov reaches along the side of the shower, directly over Nick, and pokes the control panel to bring it to life
* Nick_Varnegs attempts to move to no avail
* Nick_Varnegs is as red as a tomato from both the hot water and blushing
ATshippingtime[OTP]
Faerzen gets a bit soaked, but activates the panel
Faerzen_Norstov
How the fuck did you set the stream power to 9000?
ATshippingtime[OTP]
The water pounds his arm viciously though
Faerzen_Norstov
That's as high as it goes!
* Faerzen_Norstov pokes the power down button, holding it in
Nick_Varnegs
I DIDNT
IT JUST SORT OF ATTACKED ME SUDDENLY
ATshippingtime[OTP]
Faerzen's hand slips from the panel due to the bad leverage and stream of water
Looks like he'll have to get a bit more wet to power the shower down completely
Nick_Varnegs
WHY DOES IT EVEN GO THAT HIGH?!
THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
* Faerzen_Norstov withdraws arm and walks over to the cabinet under the sink to grab a long-handled back brush
ⓘ PuzzlingHistorian is now known as PuzzlingHistorianAFK
* Nick_Varnegs keeps flailing as shower holds him down
* Faerzen_Norstov continues to jab power down button
* Faerzen_Norstov glances down at Nick
Faerzen_Norstov
How are you doing?
You better be clean by now!
ATshippingtime[OTP]
Faerzen eventually manages to power off the shower
Nick_Varnegs
how does thou think im doing?
Faerzen_Norstov
You probably blasted several of those massive scars off of your chest by now!
Nick_Varnegs
i think im bleeding
* Nick_Varnegs covers his private parts
* Faerzen_Norstov withdraws arm from shower and shivers from the lack of clothing
Faerzen_Norstov
How are you bleeding???
Nick_Varnegs
i have no idea
Faerzen_Norstov
Water and electricity don't even DO that!
* Faerzen_Norstov sighs
Nick_Varnegs
t-thanks faerzen
* Faerzen_Norstov awkwardly stands there looking at the head of the hairbrush
Faerzen_Norstov
uhhhh, yeah.......
no.... problem.
Nick_Varnegs
ehh....
yeah...
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<Now kiss>
<Wonk wonk>
* Nick_Varnegs looks around awkwardly as he covers his privates with his hands
* Faerzen_Norstov extends hand to help Nick up
Faerzen_Norstov
I dare say you acquired some additional bruises now.....
* Nick_Varnegs takes hand and tries to stand up
* Faerzen_Norstov points to Nick's right shoulder
Faerzen_Norstov
That one wasn't there before....
Nick_Varnegs
oh.
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<You two are just using this talking as an excuse to check each other out. Completely canon>
* Nick_Varnegs slowly stands up shaking
* Nick_Varnegs sneaks a peek and blushes harder
Nick_Varnegs
so....
Faerzen_Norstov
I uhhh.... should probably be going now.
Nick_Varnegs
y-yeah
Faerzen_Norstov
I certainly hope you don't need help getting dressed!
Nick_Varnegs
...
Faerzen_Norstov
Do you think you have at least that part figured out?
Nick_Varnegs
im... fine?
Faerzen_Norstov
I'll take that as a yes.
* Nick_Varnegs laughts
Nick_Varnegs
really faerzen?
i know how to dres up
*dress
* Faerzen_Norstov abruptly turns and leaves, accidentally brushing Nick's face with his wings
Nick_Varnegs
pffhtelhhhh
Faerzen_Norstov
((faerzen's dress is still on the ground in the bathroom, abandoned))
Nick_Varnegs
watch the feathers dude
...
hey!
faerzen!
you kind of forgot something
* Faerzen_Norstov faerzen ignores Nick's comment about the feathers, and is already on his way up the stairs when Nick comments on the dress
* Faerzen_Norstov seems very eager to leave
Faerzen_Norstov
((you hear a door slam in the distance))
* Nick_Varnegs sits on the nearest sitting object with his hands to his face
Nick_Varnegs
god dammit....
* Nick_Varnegs dries and dresses himself
* Faerzen_Norstov leans against the back of the recently shut door to his bedroom, breath ragged and shivering
Faerzen_Norstov
what..... THE FUCK
* Faerzen_Norstov stands there, unmoving with his palms against the door at his back, in shock and confusion
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<Man, I need to find a way to wingman harder>
* Nick_Varnegs leaves the jacket thingy off and heads outside dressed in a sweater and his pants
* Nick_Varnegs remembers the dress and goes pick it up
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<I'm going with accidental- trip-into-each-other-that-ends-with-an-kiss technique>
<Just you wait for it>
Nick_Varnegs
to himself: what the fuck was that man....
Faerzen_Norstov
<ill be ready>
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<Good>
* Faerzen_Norstov slowly peels himself off the door, and begins pacing his room
Nick_Varnegs
<same>
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<My ship will sail gloriously above the rest>
* Nick_Varnegs heads into what he thinks is faerzen's room
* Nick_Varnegs knocks on the door
Nick_Varnegs
faerzen?... are you here?
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<I'm tempted to make Nick still naked and only think he is dressed because insanity>
Nick_Varnegs
<no>
<pls no>
ATshippingtime[OTP]
< :P >
* Faerzen_Norstov confusedly thinks to himself while pacing...... how did that even happen? ...... and why was it such a big deal?
Nick_Varnegs
<that would be hilarious but... dude>
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<You said you wanted it Hotline Miami style>
* Faerzen_Norstov scratches his head, pondering..... you're a guy! You've seen plenty of guys without clothes before at school, no big deal! Why did you have to get all flustered?
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<Just saying, You did kinda ask for something like this to happen :P>
<I probably won't do it yet though>
* Faerzen_Norstov Nick is probably beating himself up about it now.... all because of you! You're just making things worse!
* Nick_Varnegs wonders where faerzen is
* Faerzen_Norstov hears knocking at the door
Faerzen_Norstov
Oh! Nick!
* Faerzen_Norstov frantically looks around the room
Nick_Varnegs
ummm... faerzen
you forgot your clothes
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<Nick, I am so tempted right now>
<So very tempted>
* Faerzen_Norstov spots folder, and scrambles over to grab it and stuff it in one of the drawers on the wall
* Nick_Varnegs tries to ignore the fact that he's blushing harder than a tomato on fire
* Faerzen_Norstov steps back, making sure the drawer doesn't look suspicious, and then scrambles over to the door, opening it
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<Nick, Plz?>
Faerzen_Norstov
((A wet boxer-clad Faerzen stands before you inside the door))
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<Do it for the vine>
Faerzen_Norstov
((AT, no))
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<Finnnnnnne~>
* Faerzen_Norstov scans up and down Nick
ATshippingtime[OTP]
Nick stands completely clothed before Faerzen
Nick_Varnegs
<at pls not>
ⓘ Tarane[K1K] is now known as [a-|-bi][a-bi]
Faerzen_Norstov
I see you were able to get that all figured out
* Nick_Varnegs awkwardly smiles
Nick_Varnegs
uhhh... your... clothes?
here
* Nick_Varnegs hands faerzen the electric dress
ATshippingtime[OTP]
Nick accidentally triggers the electric shock
* Faerzen_Norstov looks down at himself in surprise, eyes widening at the sight of his own soaked boxers
ATshippingtime[OTP]
Roll 1d4 damage
`DICE
ATshippingtime[OTP] rolled 1d4 damage [ 1d4=3 ]{3}
Nick_Varnegs
FUCK
* Nick_Varnegs jumps in surprise at the electric shock
ⓘ [a-|-bi][a-bi] is now known as Tarane[K1K]
* Faerzen_Norstov tries to reach out and quickly grab the dress from Nick
Faerzen_Norstov
Shit!
You need to grab the inside of it like this!
ATshippingtime[OTP]
Faerzen fumbles and grabs the wrong end
Roll 1d4 damage
`DICE
ATshippingtime[OTP] rolled 1d4 damage [ 1d4=3 ]{3}
Nick_Varnegs
((at you are going to kill us if this keeps on))
AH!
* Nick_Varnegs jumps in surprise and pain again
* Faerzen_Norstov smacks the dress out of Nick's hand
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<No, Faerzen got shocked>
Faerzen_Norstov
ARGH!
Nick_Varnegs
((but i was holding it))
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<Fine, you both got shocked>
Faerzen_Norstov
Let go of the fucking dress you adorable doofus!
* Faerzen_Norstov slaps his hand over his mouth in surprise
Nick_Varnegs
why did you even make this you hald dressed charm?
* Faerzen_Norstov stands there, frozen in shock that he even said that
* Nick_Varnegs stays in awkward silence for a while
Faerzen_Norstov
uhhhhhhhhhhh
...........
* Nick_Varnegs drops the dress on the ground and begins walking away in a stupidly exaggerated way
* Faerzen_Norstov reaches down to the ground to pick up the dress, holding it from the inside, avoiding looking at Nick
* Faerzen_Norstov looks up at the sound of footsteps
Faerzen_Norstov
<what does stupidly exaggerated mean?>
Nick_Varnegs
((raising my feet more than i should and doing stupidly long steps))
ATshippingtime[OTP]
< In a ...shocked manner I'd guess >
Faerzen_Norstov
.... uhhhhh..... Nick?
* Faerzen_Norstov slowly stands up
Nick_Varnegs
yes?
* Nick_Varnegs stops but doesn't turn around
Faerzen_Norstov
Uhhhhhhhhhh
* Faerzen_Norstov swallows
Faerzen_Norstov
sorry about that
* Nick_Varnegs turns around
Nick_Varnegs
uhhh....
* Faerzen_Norstov looks at Nick's face, searching for some sort of reaction
* Nick_Varnegs aproaches faerzen
* Faerzen_Norstov thinks to himself
Nick_Varnegs
d-dont wor-worry
* Faerzen_Norstov You could try and remedy all the wounds you've made to his self-esteem.....
* Faerzen_Norstov Maybe? But what if it only makes things worse and you're reading things all wrong?
* Faerzen_Norstov But what if it's worth the risk?
* Faerzen_Norstov Maybe you should just go for it? He's still standing here, after all!
* Faerzen_Norstov You need to hedge your bets one way or the other!
Faerzen_Norstov
((you see faerzen's eyes sort of lose focus for a moment, staring at your face))
* Faerzen_Norstov decides, eyes suddenly looking straight at Nick's
* Nick_Varnegs looks surprised and confused
Nick_Varnegs
f-faerzen?
Faerzen_Norstov
Clarification: sorry about that, not sorry about this.
Nick_Varnegs
there's.... there's something i have wanted to tell you
* Faerzen_Norstov suddenly leaps forward, giving Nick a big hug and kissing him
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<Roll Performance>
Faerzen_Norstov
roll 1d4 electricity for Nick
`DICE
Faerzen_Norstov rolled 1d4 electricity for Nick [ 1d4=1 ]{1}
Faerzen_Norstov
roll 1d20+1 performance
`DICE
Faerzen_Norstov rolled 1d20+1 performance [ 1d20=8 ]{9}
Nick_Varnegs
((but the dress is on the ground!))
Faerzen_Norstov
((Faerzen picked it up!))
Nick_Varnegs
((performance is charisma right?))
Faerzen_Norstov
((remember?))
((yeah, it's cha))
Nick_Varnegs
roll 1d20+2
`DICE
Nick_Varnegs rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=5 ]{7}
Nick_Varnegs
((really?))
ATshippingtime[OTP]
Faerzen half-headbutts Nick in the face and painfully winces
Faerzen_Norstov
<I wanted to be able to say this kiss was "electrifying">
Nick_Varnegs
oww
ATshippingtime[OTP]
Nick feels electric tingles as his heartrate increases
And then he realizes he is being shocked by the dress
And this isn't romantic. Just slightly painful
* Nick_Varnegs sort of resists the shock and wraps around his arms around faerzen to pull him closer
* Faerzen_Norstov relaxes greatly upon feeling Nick reciprocate, and lets out a breath he didn't realize he was holding, dropping the dress at Nick's feet
* Nick_Varnegs kisses back
* Faerzen_Norstov pulls back, smirking slightly
* Nick_Varnegs looks at faerzen's eyes... smiling
* Faerzen_Norstov chuckles lightly, and then pulls Nick back in for a proper hug, squeezing him hard without regard for the bruises he knows are under the sweater
* Nick_Varnegs gives a slight grunt from the pain and hugs back as hard as he can
* Nick_Varnegs whispers to faerzen's ear "so... that was something"
ⓘ PuzzlingHistorianAFK is now known as PuzzlingHistorian
* Faerzen_Norstov smiles and whispers "great observation"
* Nick_Varnegs realizes faerzen is almost naked
* Nick_Varnegs keeps hugging anyways
* Nick_Varnegs moves around to kiss faerzen again
* Faerzen_Norstov feels like he wants to shiver, but Nick is really warm from his shower.......
Nick_Varnegs
((plottwist... carlos is watching all of this))
Faerzen_Norstov
((oh god))
((yes pls))
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<Don't worry>
<Got you covered>
* Nick_Varnegs whispers "you realize you are almost naked right?"
* Faerzen_Norstov starts shivering again and whispers "yeahhhhhhh, I rather noticed that......"
* Nick_Varnegs kisses again
Nick_Varnegs
"............................what now?"
Faerzen_Norstov
Well...... I should probably eventually get changed?
Oh!
* Faerzen_Norstov releases Nick
* Nick_Varnegs releases faerzen
Faerzen_Norstov
As long as you're up here, would you like to see my actual room?
Nick_Varnegs
... i would like to
Faerzen_Norstov
It isn't terribly distinct from my dream room I'm afraid
ATshippingtime[OTP]
Roll 1d4 shock damage
`DICE
ATshippingtime[OTP] rolled 1d4 shock damage [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
Faerzen_Norstov
((it was on the floor behind Nick))
((so Nick, you got shocked when you stepped back from the hug apparently))
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<You said you had picked it up>
Nick_Varnegs
if it is anything like your dream room it will b-
FUCK
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<Poor Nick>
Nick_Varnegs
THIS STUPID DRESS
* Faerzen_Norstov bursts out laughing
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<He has taken 11 damage in an ERP session>
<and it ain't even Blackrom€
Faerzen_Norstov
<after that fight, is Nick low on HP now?>
<worst way to die>
Nick_Varnegs
((did i even recover?))
Faerzen_Norstov
<then we gotta have a whole different kind of smooches>
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<He is probably unconscious and in death saves  TBH>
Faerzen_Norstov
<totally not what Faerzen had in mind when everyone told him he had to kill Nick>
← Tarane[K1K] has quit (Ping timeout: 204 seconds)
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<Nick, do you want to have taken a short rest?>
Nick_Varnegs
((but i did take a rest))
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<Oh, yes>
Faerzen_Norstov
<short rests are a thing in rpgstuck? how do they work? we don't have hit die like in 5e, do we?>
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<then you regained Xd6+CON hp>
<We do not>
<People have Xd6 Hp they can recover from short rests per day>
Nick_Varnegs
((so... how are two esperlogs and a bunch of time worth of?))
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<Where X is their level>
Nick_Varnegs
roll 6d6+2
`DICE
Nick_Varnegs rolled 6d6+2 [ 6d6=27 ]{29}
ATshippingtime[OTP]
Actually 6#d6+2
Nick_Varnegs
24/45
ATshippingtime[OTP]
Roll 6#d6+2
`DICE
ATshippingtime[OTP] rolled 6#d6+2 [ 1d6=2 ]{4}, [ 1d6=5 ]{7}, [ 1d6=3 ]{5}, [ 1d6=5 ]{7}, [ 1d6=1 ]{3}, [ 1d6=6 ]{8}
Nick_Varnegs
((oh.))
ATshippingtime[OTP]
34 Hp regained
Nick_Varnegs
-11
ATshippingtime[OTP]
29/45 I think
Nick_Varnegs
((yep))
Faerzen_Norstov
Let's just get this stupid thing away from you
* Faerzen_Norstov reaches down to carefully grab the dress, taking it into his room through the still open door
* Nick_Varnegs follows faerzen into his room
* Faerzen_Norstov tosses the dress on a chair and turns around to face Nick, just inside the room
Faerzen_Norstov
Ta-Da!
Nick_Varnegs
mind if i...
Faerzen_Norstov
((Nick, make a balance check for the slanted floor))
((pls fail pls fail pls fail))
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<?>
Nick_Varnegs
roll 1d20+2
`DICE
Nick_Varnegs rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=12 ]{14}
Faerzen_Norstov
((darn))
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<Walking doesn't need checks like that>
Nick_Varnegs
so... why is the room like this?
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<if he were running, or it was a sudden shift, that'd be different>
Faerzen_Norstov
<the floor suddenly drops and then slants away from the door, and most people stumble and fall their first time in the room>
<there's a hidden step down into the room>
<but we're gtg>
* Faerzen_Norstov smile quickly fades upon hearing Nick's unfortunately awe-lacking response
Faerzen_Norstov
Like.... what?
Nick_Varnegs
i like it
its... slanted
like your tower
Faerzen_Norstov
Oh! My dream room was crooked too
Nick_Varnegs
:)
i remember
Faerzen_Norstov
My room here is slanted because my mother finally removed my fathers old residential module which used to be below mine.
I refused to move my room from the top of the house, so now I have to deal with it slanting because there isn't a mouse module below it to support its weight
* Faerzen_Norstov lowers hands from TA-DA stance and points at pole extending into the floor in the corner of the room
Faerzen_Norstov
That pole helps somewhat.
* Nick_Varnegs nods in agreement while thinking about architectural structures
Nick_Varnegs
i see
its rather comfortable in here
Faerzen_Norstov
I suppose I shouldn't have expected you to be terribly excited or surprised.
There isn't much different here than on Prospit
It's just much less gold and less spherical
Nick_Varnegs
i like this one better, for those exact same reasons
but there's not much excitement to be shown after i wasted it a minute or so ago
;)
about that... you are still naked
Faerzen_Norstov
Oh yes, I really am quite cold, thank you for the reminder
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<Naked? Did his trousers fall down?>
Nick_Varnegs
((no))
((just sort of exaggerating))
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<Why was I not informed of this turn of events :P>
Faerzen_Norstov
I will hang this dress up to dry and find a suitable temporary set of clothes
* Faerzen_Norstov hangs dress on the side of the closet, and begins opening drawers on the wall, pulling out various articles of clothing
Nick_Varnegs
speaking about clothes... i hope its not asking too much from your hospitality but i sort of would like to wash the blood from my current attire
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<Now I want to see something absolutely ridiculous in Faerzen's closet that he decides to wear for some reason>
<Like a banana costume>
Nick_Varnegs
<please>
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<That would be hilarious IMO>
Faerzen_Norstov
<phospholighter tin foil hat all the way across the sky>
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<Oh lord€
Faerzen_Norstov
Oh, of course!
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<Don't set your date on fire>
Nick_Varnegs
((oh god))
Faerzen_Norstov
We have a cleansing machine in the garage you can use
* Nick_Varnegs sits on faerzen's bed
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<You already shocked him for most of his health, you don't need to burn him too>
Nick_Varnegs
i will do so later
thanks :)
* Nick_Varnegs checks his inventory to see what he's carrying
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<Best part is, Nick is gonna wake up right besides oblivious Byron after Nick's Faerzen cuddling>
* Faerzen_Norstov pulls out a teal pair of boxers, white plaid shorts with teal and brown lines, and a bright teal collared shirt
Nick_Varnegs
((yes))
* Nick_Varnegs stops dabbling in the un-realness of his inventory
Faerzen_Norstov
Well, uhhhh, seeing as everything I was wearing is now soaked except for my socks, I will be needing to get changed
I'll just step next door to the half-bathroom we have up here
* Faerzen_Norstov heads for the door with bundle of clothes
* Nick_Varnegs realizes the salmon boxers of faerzen are half-seetrough from the water and blushes
Nick_Varnegs
yeah... ill just sort of wait here
* Nick_Varnegs
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<Or you could just change here *lenny face*>
Nick_Varnegs
<at pls... that's too fast for a relationship>
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<Yeah. You are completely right.>
Faerzen_Norstov
<srsly>
<literally met Nick earlier this week>
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<But it is entertaining to say :P>
Faerzen_Norstov
<was that blank /me supposed to say anything?>
ATshippingtime[OTP]
<Fine fine, I'll keep my silly comments to myself!>
Nick_Varnegs
((no))
((no!))
* Nick_Varnegs sort of keeps waiting sitting in faerzen's bed
* Faerzen_Norstov seems to be taking a while
* Nick_Varnegs thinks aloud "atleast you didn't have to tell her how madly in love you are"
Nick_Varnegs
hey faerzen?
are you okay there?
* Faerzen_Norstov opens door and returns to room
Faerzen_Norstov
Yup! I just needed to fix my hair. It got rather obliterated by that water jet. :\
Nick_Varnegs
say that to me
Faerzen_Norstov
((you see it spiked up a bit in the front again))
* Nick_Varnegs looks at faerzen's attire
* Faerzen_Norstov hangs wet salmon boxers next to the dress
Nick_Varnegs
should we call it a day?
Faerzen_Norstov
We?
Oh, I forget you have been awake for quite some time!
Nick_Varnegs
oh
Faerzen_Norstov
After you woke up and left Prospit, I remained asleep for quite some time
Nick_Varnegs
i imagine so
Faerzen_Norstov
I only woke up soon before I contacted you!
Nick_Varnegs
you told me you were hiding
Faerzen_Norstov
......yes, I am
It will take me a while to get back out, but it shouldn't be a problem
Nick_Varnegs
oh, dont worry about that
Faerzen_Norstov
But please! Do not stay up simply because I am not going to sleep
Nick_Varnegs
ill just go to sleep after this.... series of events
Faerzen_Norstov
You have had an eventful day. If you'd like to sleep here, go ahead.
Nick_Varnegs
im rather tired to be honest
* Nick_Varnegs aproaches faerzen for a last hug
* Faerzen_Norstov remembers that he's wearing normal clothing and not that ridiculous dress, and goes in for the hug
* Nick_Varnegs hugs faerzen softly
Nick_Varnegs
have a nice evening faerzen, ill go take a rest
* Nick_Varnegs stops hugging and aproaches the door
Faerzen_Norstov
You don't even need to go downstairs if you don't want. I won't be needing my bed anytime soon.
This bed has far more pillows, anyways. :)
* Nick_Varnegs stops and turns around
Nick_Varnegs
:)
* Nick_Varnegs slowly plops down on faerzen's bed face down
Nick_Varnegs
((guys i gotta leave))
Faerzen_Norstov
((yeah, sounds like a good place to quit))
* Faerzen_Norstov smirks, hits the light, and heads out the door, closing it behind him