Raitaki Tries to Beat Chaos Weapon

Taizenchisou:  ehuehuehue
Taizenchisou:  oi, press the Z button
Taizenchisou:  that's how you get the options to appeaaaarr
 Raitaki:  I kno
Taizenchisou:  Press the A key to pull up an info page
Taizenchisou:  S for logs
Taizenchisou:  (the info page will give you everyone's health totals and stat mod information(
Taizenchisou:  (press A)
Taizenchisou:  (look at the enemy stat mods)
 Raitaki:  fack.
 Raitaki:  oh right
Taizenchisou:  you got rid of the Void Pillar
 Raitaki:  what.
 Raitaki:  The chaos
Taizenchisou:  So you're free to use Metal / Ice / Elec AoEs
 Raitaki:  keeps taking 1
 Raitaki:  EXERCA TIIIEEEEM
Taizenchisou:  Chaos is representative of the light and dark
Taizenchisou:  so uh
 Raitaki:  Whoa
 Raitaki:  Their agi down overrides Aleph's agi up
Taizenchisou:  Be careful when you get rid of the pillars
Taizenchisou:  The boss's movesets are tied to how many there are
 Raitaki:  shit.
Taizenchisou:  lmao, chante goes last
 Raitaki:  taylor is asleep
Taizenchisou:  bahaha
Taizenchisou:  i forgot to fix that bug
 Raitaki:  What bug?
 Raitaki:  motherf-
Taizenchisou:  you can still input an action for an incapacitated leader
Taizenchisou:  they won't take it
Taizenchisou:  but the menu still takes one
Taizenchisou:  ALEPH HEALING GO
Taizenchisou laughs profusely
 Raitaki:  lol mindhammer
 Raitaki:  > water
 Raitaki:  rip aleph
 Raitaki:  rip chantel
 Raitaki:  rip taylor
 Raitaki:  wtf
 Raitaki:  umbra
Taizenchisou:  I overestimated the borkness of Umbra's healing factor
 Raitaki:  stop
Taizenchisou:  what
Taizenchisou:  what
Taizenchisou:  the stream isn't there yet
Taizenchisou:  > "i manage to get the boss into the third phase only for it to be exactly turn 12 and on turn 6n it uses Moonlight Reaper twice"
 Raitaki:  lol
 Raitaki:  wait
 Raitaki:  Aleph and Gideon are gone from turn order
Taizenchisou:  > Paralysis
Taizenchisou:  1/3rd chance of losing your turn entirely
Taizenchisou:  Or is it 2/3?
 Raitaki:  No like
 Raitaki:  They're just not on the list
Taizenchisou:  remove the paralysis
 Raitaki:  And last turn Aleph was gone instead of Taylor
 Raitaki:  Despite Taylor being the paralyzed one
Taizenchisou:  There's a bug where the game accepts inputs for the party leader if they're alive, but unable to act
Taizenchisou:  The game will subsequently ignore whatever it is you told them to do
Taizenchisou:  Because it is an asshole
Taizenchisou:  > Gathering Void
Taizenchisou:  uh, guard
Taizenchisou:  guard
Taizenchisou:  raitaki
Taizenchisou:  guaaard
Taizenchisou:  have aleph heal then everyone else defend
Taizenchisou:  I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT YOU WILL SURVIVE IF YOU DON'T HEED MY WARNING
 Raitaki:  oh fuck
 Raitaki:  rip
 Raitaki:
 Raitaki:  apparently the turn order can't fix itself mid-turn
 Raitaki:  I expected it to be able to
Taizenchisou:  Nah, turn lists are re-stacked per turn
Taizenchisou:  here's an experiment
Taizenchisou:  press backspace
Taizenchisou:  press backspace then put in, like, 47
Taizenchisou:  or 48 or 49 or something
 Raitaki:  > black wall
 Raitaki:  How to remove
Taizenchisou:  You have to wait for walls to dissipate
Taizenchisou:  Multi-target wall spells will erode after four turns
Taizenchisou:  (Single-target variants go away after five)
 Raitaki:  > mordus
Taizenchisou:  This is Gideon's battle theme~
Taizenchisou:  Regular battle - #41 Boss 1 - #42 Boss 2 - #43 Weekly Boss - #44 Secret Boss - #45 vs. Keegan - #46 vs. Gideon #47
Taizenchisou:  Final battles: 48 ~ 50, post-game arena: 51~52
 Raitaki:  Folks dropping left and right
Taizenchisou:  You need more RES buff
Taizenchisou:  Kaiser Fist Nova and Ex-Lithecer are wonderful to have in this
Taizenchisou:  I think you severely undervalue physical attacks
Taizenchisou:  Hey
Taizenchisou:  Look at the logs
Taizenchisou:  What turn is this
 Raitaki:  End of turn 12
 Raitaki:  So 13
Taizenchisou:  Mm, let me consult the boss's moveset
Taizenchisou:  Nothing is scheduled for this turn
Taizenchisou:  It'll be randomized
Taizenchisou:  But the next turn is a charge turn
 Raitaki:  lel
Taizenchisou:  And the turn afterward it uses Apocalypse again
 Raitaki:  there goes aleph
 Raitaki:  almost taylor
 Raitaki:  since when is marcis so op
Taizenchisou:  Well for one, Aleph is weak to Marcis attacks
 Raitaki:  No, Taylor had like 170 left from full
 Raitaki:  And res up was on
Taizenchisou:  Did the boss use Meratera
Taizenchisou:  (Press A)
Taizenchisou:  (When a battle option menu is up)
 Raitaki:  nop
Taizenchisou:  Not the logs
Taizenchisou:  The info page
Taizenchisou:  hmm
Taizenchisou:  Maybe it's just Umbra's DRK stat
Taizenchisou:  It IS like 320 or so
 Raitaki:  > meratera
 Raitaki:  ohgod
Taizenchisou:  Guard
 Raitaki:  Stack buuuuffs
 Raitaki:  no fuck that
Taizenchisou:  lmao
 Raitaki:  what element is umbra
 Raitaki:  Domina?
Taizenchisou:  None of them
Taizenchisou:  His elemental affinities are all 1.0
Taizenchisou:  Terra Pillar is 0.0 for Fire, Water, Wind, and Earth, then 1.0 for everything else
 Raitaki:  > Gathering void
 Raitaki:  guard tiems
Taizenchisou:  oh god i hope the game doesn't think Apocalypse is a physical attack
 Raitaki:  haha
 Raitaki:  apparently guard worked
Taizenchisou:  Defending cuts 2/3rds of phys damage
 Raitaki:  dat double moonlight reaper
 Raitaki:  not very effective
Taizenchisou:  And his STR is awful
 Raitaki:  wow
 Raitaki:  Gideon sucks balls
 Raitaki:  Taizen you lied
Taizenchisou:  no str up / end down
Taizenchisou:  Chante would only hit for ~14,000 in that situation
 Raitaki:  uh
 Raitaki:  gideon hit for less than that
 Raitaki:  > 13k
Taizenchisou:  Chantelise comes out on top slightly because the boss has lower Res
Taizenchisou:  > The Terra Pillar is still active
 Raitaki:  No chioce then
 Raitaki:  I ignored it because its damage output was 0
 Raitaki:  But dat 33k regen
 Raitaki:  Fack.
Taizenchisou:  Umbra's skillset gets nasty after you take out the last one
 Raitaki:  Double fack.
Taizenchisou:  Be carefuuul
 Raitaki:  No need
 Raitaki:  He just killed 2 people in 1 turn
 Raitaki:  dat double paralysis
 Raitaki:  lol, Gideon died from 1 fireball
 Raitaki:  well
 Raitaki:  fuck apocalypses
Taizenchisou:  oh wow
 Raitaki:  > double paradus hit
 Raitaki:  Not again...
 Raitaki:  STOP
 Raitaki:  DEATHING
 Raitaki:  PEOPLE
 Raitaki:  WHEN THEY ARE ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING IMPORTANT
 Raitaki:  Getting hits in is a freaking challenge
 Raitaki:  STREAM SUSPENDED UNTIL AFTER DINNER
 Raitaki:  STREAM RESUMED
Taizenchisou:  That was... fast
Taizenchisou:  http://puu.sh/7TSFE.png
Taizenchisou:  ugh
Taizenchisou:  mm, change the BGM to 49
Taizenchisou:  lmao, we have learned now that Moonlight Reaper follows the apocalpyse
 Raitaki:  ; v;
Taizenchisou:  Why... does the Terra Pillar still have159,999 HP
Taizenchisou:  Blast it with Puritus/Domina
 Raitaki:  Paralysis is a gay status.
 Raitaki:  Now you know.
Taizenchisou:  bahaha
 Raitaki:  I think paralysis' chance to prevent action is more like 100%
Taizenchisou checks
 Raitaki:  I've literally not seen anyone with paralysis act
Taizenchisou:  if sParalysis = 0 return 1; else { aa = ceil(random(100)); if aa > 33 {cantMove = 1 return 1;} else {fBattleLogUpdate(name+" is paralyzed this turn."); return 0;} }
Taizenchisou:  Oh, this is backwards
 Raitaki:  rofl
Taizenchisou:  It's supposed to be a 33% chance that you cannot act
Taizenchisou:  But it looks like it's currently a 67% chance
Taizenchisou whispers have gideon attack a bunch
 Raitaki:  Of course
 Raitaki:  END up expires the turn he wants to gathering void
Taizenchisou:  I love how often Chantelise gets stuck with stress
 Raitaki:  It's stressful carrying the responsibility of KILLING THINGS alone
 Raitaki:
 Raitaki:  bye
Taizenchisou points at gideon
 Raitaki:  oh right
 Raitaki:  I forgot
 Raitaki:  MR
Taizenchisou:  Oh, I thought you were saying a very angry "mister"
Taizenchisou:  change the bgm to 49
Taizenchisou:  49, or, 48 maybe
 Raitaki:  Fucking great.
Taizenchisou:  I think single-target enemy buffs are broken
Taizenchisou:  They don't register properly at all
Taizenchisou:  THIS BATTLE WOULD BE HARDER IF I WEREN'T ASS AT PROGRAMMING
 Raitaki:  Haha
 Raitaki:  FUCK YOU, MORDUS
Taizenchisou:  MR/
 Raitaki:  Instadeth to taylor
 Raitaki:  jolly times
Taizenchisou:  It's always death on taylor and stress on chante
 Raitaki:  I officially stopped giving a shit about stress
 Raitaki:  No time for that shit
Taizenchisou:  Stress can only take out 40% of your maximum SP at once
Taizenchisou:  Status effects expire after a default of four turns
Taizenchisou:  ex-litheceeeer
Taizenchisou:  there is a possibility that you will not be disappointed
 Raitaki:  So paradus neither misses nor fail to eat turns
 Raitaki:  Good to know
Taizenchisou:  Para-DUS
 Raitaki:  > Meratera
 Raitaki:  Shit given stat too low
Taizenchisou:  acc = (0.03 + (0.97 * a1 * (a2 / a3))) * 100;
Taizenchisou:  status effect chance formula
Taizenchisou:  a1 is 0.8 in the case of -dus statuses
Taizenchisou:  a2 is darkness and a3 is vitality
Taizenchisou:  Everyone in your party has about 300 in Vit
Taizenchisou:  And the Terra Pillar has...
Taizenchisou:  316 Dark
 Raitaki:  bye aleph
 Raitaki:  bye taylor
 Raitaki:  ~*~ STREAM PAUSED FOR PARTY REMODELING~*~
 Raitaki:  I'm tossing out Gideon
Taizenchisou:  whoa what
Taizenchisou:  you're starting over/
 Raitaki:  yep
 Raitaki:  this is too hardcore
 Raitaki:  Gideon is doing basically just buffs
Taizenchisou:  charlie requests that you procure a copy of Goat Simulator later and stream that as well
 Raitaki:  lol
Taizenchisou:  Press the spacebar with the party menu open
Taizenchisou:  Try levelling to 118 or 120
 Raitaki:  Stream resuming
 Raitaki:  wtf why is Garrett lv 116
 Raitaki:  eh
 Raitaki:  It says there are dropped frames
 Raitaki:  Tell me how the stream looks
Taizenchisou:  Looks fine
Taizenchisou:  Which equips did you end up picking
 Raitaki:  Tux
 Raitaki:  Everyone has the anti-para
 Raitaki:  oop
Taizenchisou:  Which may or may not work
Taizenchisou:  It'll probably work
Taizenchisou:  If it doesn't, I apologize in advance
 Raitaki:  fack
 Raitaki:  aleph heal harder
 Raitaki:  well
 Raitaki:  that sure was fast
 Raitaki:  well.
Taizenchisou:  That was fast.
 Raitaki:  nope
 Raitaki:  aleph is out
 Raitaki:  paralysis op
Taizenchisou:  I coulda sworn the Flex Tome imparted immunity to Paralysis
Thatothersatori:  B'doing!
Taizenchisou:  oh hi
Taizenchisou:  He hasn't succeeded yet.
 Raitaki:  wow
Thatothersatori:  I noticed.
Taizenchisou:  This is take three.
 Raitaki:  the debu--
 Raitaki:  FUCK
 Raitaki:  goddamn de-res.
Caladblogii:  huh, apparently i do have a twitch account
Caladblogii:  blind dude wont be much help here
 Raitaki:  lel
Taizenchisou:  He's a mage anyway
Caladblogii:  the shotgun guy?
Charliecarlo:  me too
Taizenchisou:  He's secondary healer
Taizenchisou:  Oh hey
Charliecarlo:  this one is me
Taizenchisou:  Hi Charlie
 Raitaki:  Best VA
Taizenchisou:  lmao
Charliecarlo:  lol sfx spam
Charliecarlo:  thats like a staple of game maker
Taizenchisou:  Hey now at least I have MULTIPLE voice clips
Taizenchisou:  Last time he got the enemies down to one pylon
Taizenchisou:  then got hideously walled
Charliecarlo:  i was referring to the hundreds of explosions
 Raitaki:  Double Slap too strong.
Caladblogii:  dude your healer guy is posion
 Raitaki:  I fullheal everyone at the start of each turn anyways
 Raitaki:  /shrug
Caladblogii:  poison tho
Taizenchisou:  it's funny because he has both of the healers in the party and the girl is okay at it
Taizenchisou:  the blonde one is the most ass at heals but that's whatever
Caladblogii:  why isnt knife stabbing
 Raitaki:  Because that happens
Taizenchisou:  Rai doesn't do phys attacks
Caladblogii:  he needs to stup up his stab game
 Raitaki:  (the damage)
Taizenchisou:  Never ever
 Raitaki:  > memodus
Taizenchisou:  lmao
Taizenchisou:  You can still use skills despite amnesia
 Raitaki:  Oh shit
Taizenchisou:  I haven't put that in yet
 Raitaki:  Turn order is reset
Taizenchisou:  I like how you always take out the Terra Pillar last
 Raitaki:  It's like, useless on its own
 Raitaki:  Unless your name is Gideon
 Raitaki:  Or it tries Mordus
 Raitaki:  But IIRC everything can Mordus
Taizenchisou:  bahaha no not really
Taizenchisou:  Mordus all but disappears on Easy mode
Taizenchisou:  This is the only instance of it appearing regardless of difficulty
 Raitaki:  fuck, did I just double mediterran
 Raitaki:  This is...easy mode?
Taizenchisou:  No
Taizenchisou:  I mean to say that "not everything can Mordus on Easy"
Thatothersatori:  Welcome to an SMT style game.
 Raitaki:  ohgod.
 Raitaki:  GODDAMNIT
 Raitaki:  > 33 HP
 Raitaki:  C:
 Raitaki:  > Mordus
 Raitaki:  :C
 Raitaki:  THANKS TAIZEN
Taizenchisou:  I CHECKED THE FLEX TOME DOES IN FACT SET PARALYSIS AFFINITY TO 0.0
Taizenchisou:  I MUST HAVE MISSED A SPOT SOMEWHERE
 Raitaki:  thx obama
 Raitaki:  ohboy.
Thatothersatori:  someone missed a spot check.
Taizenchisou:  hey hey hey
Taizenchisou:  Items > ...
Taizenchisou:  Something-tab
Taizenchisou:  There's a curative for every status
Taizenchisou:  You can't outpace that healing factor
Taizenchisou:  Take out the pillar
Thatothersatori:  This is Rai you're talking to, he hardly ever uses consumables.
Taizenchisou:  > gathering void
 Raitaki:  STOP FOCUSING CHANTELISE YOU FUCKEEERS
 Raitaki:  > stress
 Raitaki:  thx obama

Caladblogii:  yeah you are
Thatothersatori:  Ah, turn manipulating?
Taizenchisou:  Agility mods.
 Raitaki:  SHIT
 Raitaki:  NOT ENOUGH
 Raitaki:  I DON'T HAVE MAG BUFFS ON
 Raitaki:  eh.
Caladblogii:  youre gonna get destroyed
Caladblogii:  after coming this far
Taizenchisou:  He might not be destryoed
Taizenchisou:  > "this far"
Taizenchisou:  > 413108 / 413108
Caladblogii:  im a prophet, dont worry about it
Caladblogii:  well, two of the pillars tho
Caladblogii:  thats like
 Raitaki:  Bitch plz
Caladblogii:  a little bit
 Raitaki:  Pillars are easy
Taizenchisou:  Ah, let me check
Caladblogii:  further than last time
 Raitaki:  Umbra has like 41k
 Raitaki:  Oh piss, not again.
 Raitaki:  I swear I just de-agi'd them.
Taizenchisou:  http://puu.sh/7TVMq.png
Caladblogii:  knife guy is poison again
Thatothersatori:  Ouch time?
 Raitaki:  > Mind hammer
 Raitaki:  motherfucker
Taizenchisou:  Yeah, all the pillars put together account for 320,000 health
Caladblogii:  poison is the same shade as the buff colors
Thatothersatori:  was in mind hammer or esorana that overdrafted into HP?
Taizenchisou:  Ah, that's something I'd have to take up with Charlie
Taizenchisou:  Mind Hammer overdrafts into HP in GQ
Taizenchisou:  I haven't got that set up in CW
Taizenchisou:  Though I could just as easily add it
Caladblogii:  maybe a darker green for buffs, since thats a nice posion color
 Raitaki:  > paradus
 Raitaki:  THANKS OBAMA
 Raitaki:  why are those always double
Taizenchisou:  (How much does the Terra Pillar have left)
 Raitaki:  and like, 2 turns before the big ones
 Raitaki:  0
Taizenchisou:  oh god
Caladblogii:  what happened
Taizenchisou:  final form
Taizenchisou:  well
Taizenchisou:  final MOVESET
Taizenchisou:  Smash Hand, Trisagion, Death Blast, Ex-Lithecer
 Raitaki:  Behold, the wonders of not having str down on him.
Thatothersatori:  this was how Fujiyo would've ended up had GQ not fallen apart, eh?
Taizenchisou:  Look out for Smash Hand on turns 9n + 7
Taizenchisou:  Double Smash Hands will wreck some shit if you're not ready for it
Taizenchisou:  (What turn is this...?)
 Raitaki:  > Gathering Void
 Raitaki:  > End of turn 28
Thatothersatori:  ouch time?
Taizenchisou:  I expect either Death Blast or Ex-Lithecer will come up next
Thatothersatori:  or both.
Taizenchisou:  Nah, I specifically coded him to use one or the other
 Raitaki:  IT HAS INSTADEATH?
Thatothersatori:  oh, like the A.Lily fight?
 Raitaki:  bye aleph
Taizenchisou:  > "Death Blast."
 Raitaki:  guard was not enuf
Caladblogii:  RIP
 Raitaki:  > Gathering void again
 Raitaki:  ohdeargod.
Thatothersatori:  this is gonna suck.
 Raitaki:  Tri...sagion
 Raitaki:  joy.
 Raitaki:  And the agi down wore off.
 Raitaki:  brb courage piss
Taizenchisou:  Aw, what
Taizenchisou:  Are you telling me that Trisagion would only have dealt 600 damage if left unguarded
Taizenchisou:  Lame
 Raitaki:  This must be how dragons used to be fought
 Raitaki:  You jump around evading fire for eleven hours before an opening is had
 Raitaki:  ; v;
 Raitaki:  welp.
Taizenchisou:  Nah, you have to force your way
Taizenchisou:  Playing it safe gets you nowhere
Taizenchisou:  Oh, if only Amnesia actually worked
Taizenchisou:  Hey, change the BGM again
Taizenchisou:  I think track 48 will do
 Raitaki:  Holy shit
 Raitaki:  Aleph dodged the second smash hand
 Raitaki:  my heart
Taizenchisou:  This is the FIRST final boss theme
Taizenchisou:  Asphyxiate is doing a shitty job of inflicting Sleep
 Raitaki:  > No str debuff
 Raitaki:  > No END buff
 Raitaki:  well.
Taizenchisou:  Are you keeping count
 Raitaki:  GO GARETT DON'T HORRIBLY DIE
 Raitaki:  no
Taizenchisou:  Is this one the physical or the magical AoE
 Raitaki:  there are too many
 Raitaki:  uh
 Raitaki:  Last one was trisagion
 Raitaki:  So this should be phys
Taizenchisou:  So this one is the phys one
 Raitaki:  > Double death proc
Thatothersatori:  wow, you two came to the same conclusion within seconds of each other.
Taizenchisou:  comet candies
Taizenchisou:  comet candies for all of you
 Raitaki:  How many do I have max
 Raitaki:  Ate 2 so far
Taizenchisou:  The good news is that I have expanded the game's total comet candy count to three
 Raitaki:  Alright
Thatothersatori:  they were functionally megalixirs, aye?
Taizenchisou:  HP and SP restoration, and revival, for the active, and reserve party
Taizenchisou:  As soon as I am assed, they will also remove negative stat mods and ailments
 Raitaki:  OHGOD
 Raitaki:  FUCK
 Raitaki:  that double smash hand on taylor
Thatothersatori:  ouch tiems?
 Raitaki:  Does it target the same person every time
Taizenchisou:  No
Taizenchisou:  You're just hideously unlicky
Taizenchisou:  unlucky*
 Raitaki:  Fucker.
Taizenchisou:  Oh man
Taizenchisou:  If only
Your message was not sent because you are sending messages too quickly.
 Raitaki:  I let the agi down run out again.
 Raitaki:  welp.
Taizenchisou:  If only Amnesia were a thing
 Raitaki:  you sadist.
Taizenchisou:  I also need to figure out-
Taizenchisou:  oh
Your message was not sent because you are sending messages too quickly.
Taizenchisou:  oh my god
Taizenchisou:  don't tell me that I fucked up the Sleep and Flex tomes
 Raitaki:  gg
Taizenchisou:  Asphyxiate runs the equivalent of a status effect spell with 255.0x potency
 Raitaki:  lol
Taizenchisou:  You have not been tagged with sleep once have you
 Raitaki:  Double buff before gathering void
 Raitaki:  Neither stuck
 Raitaki:  HA
 Raitaki:  TAKE THAT
 Raitaki:  UMBRA
Taizenchisou:  keeeel
Taizenchisou:  he's down to like, 200,000, i think
Taizenchisou:  that's FIVE MORE CHANTELISE ATTACKS
Caladblogii:  and then umbra uses a bullshit nuke that you never programmed in and destroys them all
Taizenchisou:  lmao
Charliecarlo:  saw it comin
 Raitaki:  ; v;
Taizenchisou:  I suppose he is a prophet