"Guys guys, here me out. This has gotta be some kind of massive ploy by Scott. It's just a massive alternative reality game to promote the movie and my god, am I hype."
"Huhu, I'd let him axe me a question. hehueheuh."
"Let's make an orgy pile! [fart noise] Ok nevermind."
"Eh he's a shekel hunting jew, gech, goyim."
"M-Murderer, mister Murderer, please, where are you? I just wanna give you a hug!"
"Dude, why hug'im when you can fug'im?"