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- >"But, Anon... what if I never fly?"
- >29 October, 2014
- >Ponyville, Southwest Province, Equestria
- >Mr. Anonymous
- "What did you say, Scootaloo?"
- >"I said, what if I never learn to fly?"
- "What did you just say to me?!"
- >"I SAID WHAT IF I NEVER LEARN TO FLY?!"
- "EXCUSE ME! NO ONE GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO DOUBT YOURSELF"
- >She looks up at you with confusion, and a slight hint of fear
- "Firstly, you are Scootaloo, awesome pony and best crusader! Secondly, you will remain awesome whether you learn to fly or not! Now drop and give me 20 push ups!"
- >She salutes you, and drops to the ground, beginning the prescribed excersizes
- >Scootaloo was easily the pony here in Ponyville that you connected with the most
- >No one- er, nopony else, you guess, understood your quirks, your unique sense of humor
- >You loved to shout "EXCUSE ME" and tell ponies that "no one gave [them] permission to" do something or other
- >Maybe the internet back home was right
- >Maybe you were legitimately autistic
- >As scootaloo finished her push ups, she turns to you and asks you a question
- >"Do you really think I'm awesome"
- "You dare question me, mortal?! You dare insinuate that Anonymous is a liar and a deceiver?"
- >"Right, sorry" she says with a grin on her face
- >"Won't happen again, sir"
- "That's Mr. Dr. Professor Sir to you"
- >"Ugh, really, Anon?"
- "You dare question-"
- >"YOU are the mortal here, Anon"
- >You are taken back at this, recoiling away from the statement with a gasp
- "Yo- How DARE you?! Do you know what wrath you have brought upon yourself?"
- >"What" she replies, with the same smirky grin on her face
- "The wrath of... THE CLAW"
- >You twist your fingers into a claw shape and spring for the pony
- >She lets out a playful screech as you begin to tickle her soft furry body with your alien digits
- >The other two crusaders bust in the door just in time to see you seemingly assaulting their friend
- >Apple Bloom gallops over to you, spins around, and prepares to deliver a buck to your gut
- >Being that you are neither stupid nor an action movie villain you move to the side just in time to avoid her legs
- >You then pick her up and squeeze her in some sort of baby-like hold
- "Calm down, yellow small, I was just playing"
- >"Playin' mah hoof! Ah saw you tryna assault her"
- "Assault her? Are you kidding?! She's my friend"
- >"Yeah, but ah bet you wanted ta be more then friends, so you decided ta assault her!"
- >Realizing what you meant, you start to blush a little
- "Oh, wait, you mean THAT kind of assault? Okay now for your sake I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that"
- >You place the Apple Bucking Bow Bearer on the floor of the clubhouse
- "FYI I was tickling her"
- >"FYI ah am a spah! I've been watchin' you Mr. Anonymoose, if'n that is yer real name. Ah know you didn't come ta this world ta make friends. Yer no different than the last one"
- "L-last one? There was another human here?" you ask, shocked that no one thought ton tell you this
- >"Yeah, Celestia sent 'im ta the moon, and she said she's do tha same ta anyone who talked about it... Uh-oh"
- >That would explain the overwhelmingly cold and hostile reception you got, beyond just being a foreign creature
- "I see. Then for your sake, I'll pretend I didn't hear that"
- >"Whoah, Deja Vu" says Sweetie Belle
- >You 'ave a chortle at the professional voice cracker who's been silent this whole time
- >She may be sweet and skilled, but sometimes she can come off as as dumb as a box of sacks of rocks
- >Of course you had about as much room to talk as you had to stand up in their clubhouse
- "So, what shall the Cutie Mark Crusaders and their freak of nature friend do today?"
- >"Um, Mr. Anon"
- "Yes, Apple Horse?"
- >"Mah big sister said if y'all wanna stick around here yer gunna hafta show some responsibility and get a job"
- "Well you tell your sister that if she want to give me a job, or try to convince SOMEONE-"
- >"Somepony"
- "right, SOMEPONY, in this town to give me a job, I'll gladly take it"
- >"Right. Guess ya haven't been getting a lot of call backs eh?"
- "Right, Bloomie, I haven't. I guess no one wants a beast like me working for them, and in light of this new information that nopony in particular told me, I can especially see why"
- >"Well, we were gonna have Twilight Time today. Wanna join us?
- >Perfect. Twilight was one of the only adult ponies in town who actually wanted to be around you for an extended period of time
- >though it was mostly because of a sort of scientific curiosity
- >The three of you head out in the direction of the library, and an orange mare caught your attention
- >"Howdy there, Mr. Anonymous" she says uneasily
- "Hello Applejack. Fancy meeting you here... on your property"
- >"Indeed. Anyway, wanna tell me where exactly you're takin' those three"
- "Actually we're all headed to Twilight's castle"
- >"Well alright then, so long as you're in town with somepony I trust"
- >"Applejack, I'm-"
- "No, it's okay Bloom. You're her younger sister. She just doesn't want to lose you. I totally understand how she feels"
- >"Really?" the two Apple horses ask in unison
- "Really" you reply, a single tear forming and trickling down your face
- "I really do"
- >Can't be thinking about that now, though
- >It's no good walking to Twlight's in the rain
- >Twilight's Castle
- "Alright, I've never actually visited here without being dragged in by Twilight for some experiment, so, uh, do we just knock or whatever?"
- >Sweetie Todd answers you by knocking
- >or whatever
- >"Come in" you hear a voice say
- >The four of you head inside and find Twilight studying some books on mythological creatures
- >You wondered why
- >/sarcasm
- "My dearest greetings to Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Human Rights Violation"
- >"Oh, hello Anon. Remember, you know as well as I do there's no such thing as human rights here. That's like having, I don't know, orbalglorbal rights. There's no point because there's no orbalglorbal's"
- >Right
- >You were only the firs- er, second, Anon here in horseland
- >"So, what brings you here?"
- "These small ones were coming here and I decided to tag along"
- >She giggles a bit
- >"You really have become great friends with those three, huh?"
- >You look down and ruffle Scootaloo's hair a bit
- "Yeah, they, like, get me, you know?"
- >"Yeah, those three have no caution at all. I guess in this case it helped"
- >While this conversation is happening, the CMC are climbing all over the castle
- >"Ah almost forgot! We never told ya what we were gonna do, did we Anon?"
- "No, Applebloom, you never did"
- >"We're lookin' fer an atlas of Equestria so we can go adventurin'. We're gonna get a tent and sleepin' bags and go on a days-long adventure, just the four of us"
- >You cock an eyebrow at her at swivel to Twilight, who's sporting the same expression
- "Huh. What do you think Twilight?"
- >"Actually, AJ, Rarity, Dash and I were going to ask you to go along with them and help keep them safe. We feel they're big enough to go on this multi-day camping trip, but having you with them would make us feel better. Especially if you have one of the enchanted two-way journals"
- >With every single word of this sentence your face lights up more and more
- >By the time she's finished speaking, your jaw is on the floor
- "Really? Y-you're comfortable with me being with them?"
- >"I know things were bad at first, but we've come to realize that you're a good guy after all. The only one wary of this plan was AJ, but we convinced her"
- >The sudden trust they seem to be putting in you nearly brought you to tears
- "Don't worry, Twilight, I promise they will be safe and sound with me" you say as you deliver a salute
- >"I know. Now, you and the girls better get going before the sun starts to descend"
- >You turn around and place one fist on your hip, and point with your other hand
- "Did you hear that girls? We're heading out!"
- >Insert mutiple squees
- >"Hey Anon, can I ride on your back?"
- >"No way! Ah wanna ride him this time"
- >"Girls, if anyone is going to ride Mr. Anonymous, it should be a proper lady like myself"
- >Mini Marshmallow had really started to do impressions of her sister a lot late;y
- >Rarity thought it was sweet(ie)
- >No one would tell her she was doing it to mock her
- >She was quite the little troll when she wanted to be, constantly burning you and others when they slipped up
- >She used to be so slow and unable to follow along
- >She must be maturing
- >What a late bloomer she is, but there's nothing wrong with developing certain mental functions a little later in life
- >You knew this better than anyone else you knew
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