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  1. [8/19/2013 9:41:39 PM] emms: It has been many, many years since certain events and now certain adventurers are retired, this world is now in the midst of a technological revolution and it is AWESOME! but we're not dwelling on that.
  2.  
  3. We are in fact going to start in a house, a pony is passed out in front of a type writer even though that is not where she fell asleep, and now she iss waking up to realise, something is horibly wrong. WHAT DOES SHE DO?!
  4. [8/19/2013 9:42:45 PM] emms: ((they're making me keep my door open)
  5. [8/19/2013 9:43:17 PM] emms: (>implying)
  6. [8/19/2013 9:45:08 PM] Inkwell δ: I wrinkle my nose and blink the sleep from my eyes when I see the typewriter in my blurry vision. How long has it been since the last time I had seen a fuckin' typewriter?! I look around to see where I am that can afford a typewriter.
  7. [8/19/2013 9:45:47 PM] emms: You find your self in a type of office room/ small-ish library thing.
  8. [8/19/2013 9:47:12 PM] Inkwell δ: Am I sitting in a chair? Or am I sitting on the floor?
  9. [8/19/2013 9:47:41 PM] emms: you are in a prety sweet chair, something feels a little awkward though, like...well your finger are numb.
  10. [8/19/2013 9:48:12 PM] Left: (I'm going to wonder how we're meeting up)
  11. [8/19/2013 9:50:22 PM] Inkwell δ: Well, this is very nice. I'm pleased with the room, but it is not my pink room that I painted with my pink and purple bedset and ridiculous pink glass heart figure. I shake my...arms...to try and circulate my 'sleeping' fingers, but then I see.../them/. /They/ are not correct. /They/ make me very concerned. /They/ are hooves. I must be dreaming. That must be it. Yeah.
  12. [8/19/2013 9:50:59 PM] emms: ((megamind)
  13. [8/19/2013 9:52:29 PM] emms: /They/ are hooves indeed, and that 'arm' is a leg actually and it's coveredi n purple-ish fur...this is a very spooly dream it seems....wanna try to wake yourself up?
  14. [8/19/2013 9:52:40 PM] emms: or investigate yourself?
  15. [8/19/2013 9:53:18 PM] Inkwell δ: I'll investigate myself, but to do that I must get out of my chair. I try to get out of my chair without cracking my face on the floor or the desk.
  16. [8/19/2013 9:53:27 PM] emms: roll d10
  17. [8/19/2013 9:53:35 PM] Inkwell δ: 4
  18. [8/19/2013 9:54:01 PM] emms: you trip and fall on your stomach. It hurts.
  19. [8/19/2013 9:54:49 PM] Inkwell δ: Gck-- I roll onto my back to try and lessen the pain.
  20. [8/19/2013 9:56:07 PM] emms: it works a bit, though, literally your whole back feels odd and you suspect you have something hangin out of your back end. is this weird? Probably.
  21. [8/19/2013 9:56:28 PM] Inkwell δ: [something hangin out my back end, i cant]
  22. [8/19/2013 9:57:15 PM] Inkwell δ: I squirm a bit at the odd feeling of my body and look down at myself.
  23. [8/19/2013 9:58:26 PM] emms: That is a pony body, You have woke up and are now a horse. A magenta colour horse, with a hanging tail and a mane, how do you respond to this revelation?
  24. [8/19/2013 9:59:37 PM] Inkwell δ: I want to scream, but that would bring more attention than I would want... but who all is near or around? Let's instead try and stand in this strange body.
  25. [8/19/2013 9:59:58 PM] emms: you seem to be alone...scream if you want maybe?
  26. [8/19/2013 10:01:28 PM] Inkwell δ: Well I want to get up and look around the house I'm in before I do.
  27. [8/19/2013 10:02:14 PM] emms: You roll up on your legs, and now you roll a quick perception check.
  28. [8/19/2013 10:02:32 PM] Inkwell δ: 6
  29. [8/19/2013 10:02:57 PM] emms: You notice this room is an office, and directly to your left is a door!
  30. [8/19/2013 10:03:45 PM] Inkwell δ: I try to stand on these strangely jointed legs because hell if I've been a horse before.
  31. [8/19/2013 10:04:13 PM] emms: (be right back for a bit))
  32. [8/19/2013 10:04:22 PM] Inkwell δ: [kk]
  33. [8/19/2013 10:08:51 PM] emms: You awkwardly walk to thedoor, and realise...this door is shut....how the hell do you open it with out hands?
  34. [8/19/2013 10:09:47 PM] Inkwell δ: What kind of handle is the door? Knob, lever?
  35. [8/19/2013 10:10:25 PM] emms: this is a KNOB!
  36. [8/19/2013 10:11:43 PM] Inkwell δ: Oh christ. Good question, then. I push myself up onto my hindhooves and try grabbing the knob with my front hooves, in an attempt to turn and open this knob. Because I am a special snowflake.
  37. [8/19/2013 10:11:56 PM] emms: roll d10!
  38. [8/19/2013 10:12:07 PM] Inkwell δ: 6 :D
  39. [8/19/2013 10:12:57 PM | Edited 10:13:11 PM] emms: THIS IS AWKWARD but then something happens...you trip! but find, oh hey! a unicorn horn!
  40. [8/19/2013 10:14:14 PM | Edited 10:14:20 PM] Inkwell δ: Looking cross-eyed at the horn, I frown. Great. I don't even know how to use magic, even with a face dildo. I get back up and stare at the knob. I THINK at it, I think at it very hard. That's how magic works, right? I don't know. It's a guess. OPEN, VILE KNOB.
  41. [8/19/2013 10:15:07 PM] emms: This door opens! you have successfully thought it open! it's like magic!
  42. [8/19/2013 10:16:25 PM] Inkwell δ: Oh, that's actually neat. I go through the door and begin searching the house for people, or anything of interest, really. Maybe even a mirror.
  43. [8/19/2013 10:17:42 PM] emms: it opens into a hallway, and you begin walking as you glance to find a sign next to the one you just exited labeled "office" there are many others ones, 'bathroom' 'bedroom in this hall way alone.
  44. [8/19/2013 10:19:57 PM] Inkwell δ: Whoever's house this is must be very organized and tidy. I go into the bathroom, with my ~*~newfound door-opening magics~*~ if necessary, in hopes of finding a mirror to see the horrible fluff of my pony self, face dildo and all.
  45. [8/19/2013 10:21:09 PM] emms: You are immediatly greeted by the sight of yourself in the mirror on the opposite side of this bathroom, how do you react to seeing yourself? and what do you look like?
  46. [8/19/2013 10:24:16 PM] emms: And while deb is doing that! we shall zoom right out to a portion of town! Left! you are now in APPLEOOSA with companion/brain horse Elba, you have been told that unusual magic activities have occured and since you are the only one who isn't HORRIBLY OLD or not in communications with friends, you were sent to investigate these odd reports of a house that just popped up over night.
  47. [8/19/2013 10:24:59 PM] Inkwell δ: I like my face better than I did in the waking world. And holy damn, orange eyes are pretty cool. Not complaining, but that face dildo I cannot stop staring at. I even laugh at it. "Pfht. It /does/ look like a dildo." I will never call them horns ever again. Being a pony isn't so bad if you look better /and/ have a conversational piece attached to your forehead.
  48. [8/19/2013 10:25:20 PM] Globebutt: I was at a business conference, I'll have you know.
  49. [8/19/2013 10:25:40 PM] Elba: "Oooh! So dusty! Where do we start?"
  50. [8/19/2013 10:26:12 PM | Edited 10:26:12 PM] Left: Was there any infomation on this house, or are we going to have to find it?
  51. [8/19/2013 10:27:02 PM] emms: well, you did hear it was on the northern-ish side of town, want to roll to see the luck of where you landed?
  52. [8/19/2013 10:27:37 PM] Left: Landed? How did I get there?
  53. [8/19/2013 10:27:47 PM] emms: well
  54. [8/19/2013 10:27:53 PM] Left: Also, 10
  55. [8/19/2013 10:27:53 PM] emms: Elba flew there
  56. [8/19/2013 10:27:57 PM] emms: YOU ARE RIGHT THERE
  57. [8/19/2013 10:28:10 PM] emms: congratulations you found the house
  58. [8/19/2013 10:29:55 PM] Left: I check my map and notes. Wow. "10/10... I can't remeber the rest of the j--"
  59. [8/19/2013 10:30:14 PM] Elba: "10/10 could be better gamespot.com"
  60. [8/19/2013 10:30:42 PM] Left: "Uh.. Thanks." I knock on the door
  61. [8/19/2013 10:30:59 PM] emms: So what will you do now Deb that you- wait a moment, you hear a knock on the door!
  62. [8/19/2013 10:32:42 PM] Inkwell δ: Oh, shit. I don't even know whose house this is! They're gonna wonder who the fuck and why and everything else-- I run back into the office and hide under the desk to the best of my ability since I should not be there to my knowledge.
  63. [8/19/2013 10:33:25 PM] Left: I knock again. "Could the maps be wrong?"
  64. [8/19/2013 10:33:47 PM] Elba: "They could be all freaking out."
  65. [8/19/2013 10:34:03 PM] Elba: I call inside "Hello human!"
  66. [8/19/2013 10:34:30 PM] emms: Brain horse has a point, perhaps you should fo it the RPG way aka BREAKING AND ENTERING!
  67. [8/19/2013 10:36:24 PM] Left: "Hello? Is everything ok?"
  68. [8/19/2013 10:37:20 PM] Left: I give the door a test. Is unlocked?
  69. [8/19/2013 10:38:11 PM] emms: Deb, you notice a random new article under the place you are written by somepony named INKWELL also you hear someone yell into your home and they used the word Human.
  70.  
  71. This door, is unlocked Left!
  72. [8/19/2013 10:38:53 PM] Elba: "Knobs!"
  73. [8/19/2013 10:38:56 PM | Edited 10:39:17 PM] Left: I open the door... oh. That could explain it.
  74. [8/19/2013 10:39:58 PM] Inkwell δ: I drag the article closer to me. I'll have to read it later, but for now there is terror and strangers at this house.
  75. [8/19/2013 10:39:58 PM] Left: I walk in, "Hello? Are you trapped? We'd like to ask some questions"
  76. [8/19/2013 10:40:18 PM] Elba: "And maybe hug you!"
  77. [8/19/2013 10:40:28 PM] Inkwell δ: [elba is adorbs aaa]
  78. [8/19/2013 10:40:34 PM] Inkwell δ: I stay silent.
  79. [8/19/2013 10:40:40 PM] emms: They are threatening you, with HUGS!
  80. [8/19/2013 10:41:28 PM | Edited 10:41:34 PM] Inkwell δ: But that's even scarier. What normal people just hug strangers? That's not normal in the human waking world.
  81. [8/19/2013 10:41:59 PM] emms: ....you're not in the human waking world.
  82. [8/19/2013 10:42:26 PM] Left: What's the closest door? I open it.
  83. [8/19/2013 10:42:47 PM] emms: you find..kitchen! but quickly, roll a d10
  84. [8/19/2013 10:42:59 PM] Left: 8
  85. [8/19/2013 10:43:23 PM] Elba: "We know this is weird, but we were in the same position!"
  86. [8/19/2013 10:44:04 PM] emms: YOu see a nearby hallway. all the rooms are properly labeled
  87. [8/19/2013 10:44:39 PM] Left: Are any of the doors open?
  88. [8/19/2013 10:45:31 PM] emms: Deb, LEft, both of you Roll d10's
  89. [8/19/2013 10:45:39 PM] Inkwell δ: 8
  90. [8/19/2013 10:45:44 PM] Left: 8
  91. [8/19/2013 10:46:03 PM] Skittles: (call me if you need me)
  92. [8/19/2013 10:46:06 PM] Elba: 9!
  93. [8/19/2013 10:46:21 PM] emms: You both see an open door Labeled "OFFICE"
  94. [8/19/2013 10:46:38 PM | Edited 10:46:50 PM] Left: We investigate the office.
  95. [8/19/2013 10:47:06 PM] emms: You both walk into this office, and find a magenta mare hiding under the desk!
  96. [8/19/2013 10:47:30 PM] Left: "Hello"
  97. [8/19/2013 10:47:32 PM] Elba: "Hi!"
  98. [8/19/2013 10:48:16 PM] Inkwell δ: I stare up at the two with wide eyes that look scared yet angry. Eyes are silly. "...Uh."
  99. [8/19/2013 10:49:14 PM] Left: "Um, Sorry, but.. heh. Did you wake up am horse?"
  100. [8/19/2013 10:50:53 PM] Inkwell δ: I kinda keep quiet, but... "...'Wake up am horse'? Is that proper English?"
  101. [8/19/2013 10:51:33 PM] Left: "English! So you are human!"
  102. [8/19/2013 10:53:02 PM] Inkwell δ: "Well I...guess I'm not right now." This must be one of those all-inclusive dreams where everyone but you understands everything.
  103. [8/19/2013 10:54:31 PM] Left: "We yes.. Hmmm.."
  104. [8/19/2013 10:55:21 PM] Elba: "Do you know Ron? Emms? Anon? He may of dissapeared a few years ago?"
  105. [8/19/2013 10:56:04 PM] Inkwell δ: "--You know Ron? But who's Anon?"
  106. [8/19/2013 10:56:33 PM] Left: "Ah-"
  107. [8/19/2013 10:56:34 PM] Elba: "-ha!"
  108. [8/19/2013 10:58:00 PM] Left: "So. well. That explains that. Um... My name is Glitter Gleam. Formerly known as Left."
  109. [8/19/2013 10:58:12 PM] Elba: "I'm Elba, Hi!"
  110. [8/19/2013 10:58:47 PM] Left: I offer a hoof to the pink unicorn
  111. [8/19/2013 10:59:34 PM] Inkwell δ: "Well, uh. Hi, Glitter Gleam, Elba." I decline the hoof to crawl out from under the desk on my own, dragging that article with me.
  112. [8/19/2013 11:00:13 PM | Edited 11:00:22 PM] emms: Left, elba! roll to notice article!
  113. [8/19/2013 11:00:51 PM | Removed 11:00:57 PM] Left: This message has been removed.
  114. [8/19/2013 11:00:53 PM] Left: 1
  115. [8/19/2013 11:01:00 PM] Elba: 6
  116. [8/19/2013 11:01:34 PM] emms: Elba! you see a that article there! it has a name on it! wanna grab it and read that name?
  117. [8/19/2013 11:02:34 PM] Elba: That would be rude, but I will read it with out grabbing
  118. [8/19/2013 11:03:54 PM | Edited 11:04:05 PM] emms: it's a random short story of sorts, BUT the heading says it's authortedby an Inkwell!
  119.  
  120. Also Deb she is Reading your article.
  121. [8/19/2013 11:04:40 PM] Inkwell δ: If it's by me then it's probably some strange fiction of some sort.
  122. [8/19/2013 11:05:23 PM] Elba: "Did you write this.. Wait.. no... well, Does Inkwell sound like your name?"
  123. [8/19/2013 11:05:59 PM] Inkwell δ: "Inkwell sounds like an object. A nice one, though..."
  124. [8/19/2013 11:06:43 PM] Elba: "Well, You've got one on your butt."
  125. [8/19/2013 11:07:02 PM | Edited 11:07:18 PM] Inkwell δ: "I do?" I turn and look at me arse.
  126. [8/19/2013 11:07:36 PM] emms: That is an Inkwell on your booty
  127. [8/19/2013 11:10:14 PM] Inkwell δ: "Then I guess it /is/ relevant to me. I suppose my, uh, human name won't suffice here?"
  128. [8/19/2013 11:12:08 PM] Elba: "It may sound a bit weird, But it can work. Welcome to equestria!" I hug Deb "Also Midnight-- Ron, isn't here. He's in canterlot."
  129. [8/19/2013 11:12:34 PM] Elba: (Hi Harmony!)
  130. [8/19/2013 11:13:23 PM] Inkwell δ: "Midnight Ron? Since when did he get into strip clubbing?" I pat Elba's back gently.
  131. [8/19/2013 11:14:07 PM] Elba: " No, Ron is Midnight Sentry. He works for Luna!"
  132. [8/19/2013 11:15:11 PM] Inkwell δ: "Luna, like--?" Oh. /Oh./ Luna, Equestria, Canterlot, ponies. "Am I a brony now?"
  133. [8/19/2013 11:16:10 PM] Left: I walk out, both to investage the house more, and to bring in my hammer and shut the front door.
  134. [8/19/2013 11:16:32 PM] Elba: "Nope! You're a pony! Any more questions?"
  135. [8/19/2013 11:17:05 PM] emms: Left, you notice odd posters mentioning a 'Peace Movement" before you shut the door.
  136. [8/19/2013 11:17:38 PM] Left: I rip one off the surface it's attached to before closing the door.
  137. [8/19/2013 11:18:01 PM] Inkwell δ: "Hm." I look around. "So Midnight Ron is in Canterlot. How far is that from here?"
  138. [8/19/2013 11:18:50 PM | Edited 11:19:10 PM] Elba: "Heaps far. This is Apple... No wait.. APPLOOOSAAA!"
  139. [8/19/2013 11:19:32 PM] Elba: (oooh! OH! I like Mr Bale!)
  140. [8/19/2013 11:19:56 PM] Inkwell δ: "Oh, right, I remember that episode. Can't we just take the train, then?"
  141. [8/19/2013 11:20:38 PM] Elba: "We could, but this is your house!"
  142. [8/19/2013 11:21:38 PM] Inkwell δ: "But I don't even have a job. How do I have a house? And a /nice/ typewriter?" My attention falls on the typing instrument. Ah, sweet sweet heaven.
  143. [8/19/2013 11:22:22 PM | Edited 11:23:18 PM] Elba: "Umm.. That just happens. We woke up 15 years ago in a very pink room sleeping on a hammer. Left was sooo cute and small"
  144. [8/19/2013 11:24:17 PM] emms: The poster is very non descript, almost gives out little details other than a sort of portrait of a Zebra stallion, and a statement "live for your own purpose" and at the very top "PEACE"
  145. [8/19/2013 11:25:20 PM | Edited 11:25:56 PM] Left: I walk back to the office and fold the poster into a hat. I levitate it to Elba's head
  146. [8/19/2013 11:26:14 PM] Inkwell δ: "Pink on a hammer sounds like a dream come true. But anyway, if this is my house I could just lock it up and we could go? I wanna talk to him about this. He knows more about this pony stuff than I do..." And then there's miss GG.
  147. [8/19/2013 11:28:58 PM] Left: "How about this. Type out a message, and we'll send it to him"
  148. [8/19/2013 11:31:26 PM] Inkwell δ: "I suppose mail is a thing here, isn't it. But do I have any stamps...?" I begin typing out something on the typewriter, but oops, hooves are bigger than fingers. There goes a waste of paper.
  149. [8/19/2013 11:31:49 PM] emms: You can roll to retry!
  150. [8/19/2013 11:32:09 PM] Inkwell δ: 6
  151. [8/19/2013 11:32:41 PM | Edited 11:32:58 PM] Left: "You don't need stamps. It's a direct line."
  152. [8/19/2013 11:33:25 PM] emms: afrter a few tries! you get that typing with hooves thing down and make a message
  153. [8/19/2013 11:38:47 PM] Inkwell δ: Once I type the letter, I have no idea how to get the paper out of the typewriter. Unless I do the magic thing. I think at the paper, 'GET OUTTA THAT DAMN MACHINE AND FOLD THINESELF.'
  154. [8/19/2013 11:39:27 PM] emms: and thus the letter pulls out and folds like MAGIC
  155. [8/19/2013 11:40:13 PM] Left: I sketch out my own message, explaining that Deb/Inkwell, is rather confused. Also hello. "looks like you've got the hang of magic"
  156. [8/19/2013 11:40:47 PM] emms: ((gotta mute again))
  157. [8/19/2013 11:41:29 PM] emms: ((you can't prove that)
  158. [8/19/2013 11:41:43 PM] Inkwell δ: [[you cant prove otherwise]]
  159. [8/19/2013 11:41:51 PM] Feffernoose: {{i have a vagina}}
  160. [8/19/2013 11:42:20 PM] Inkwell δ: "It's weird and makes my head hurt a little. I think that I think too hard when I do it. Where's the envelopes?" I look for the envelopes, as I must have some.
  161. [8/19/2013 11:43:29 PM] emms: dost the party so far want to find the envelopes?
  162. [8/19/2013 11:44:05 PM] Left: "Don't bother. is it finished?"
  163. [8/19/2013 11:44:21 PM] Inkwell δ: "I... Yeah, it's finished."
  164. [8/19/2013 11:44:41 PM] emms: (Fef then, Syn and you
  165. [8/19/2013 11:44:43 PM] emms: and skittles))
  166. [8/19/2013 11:45:04 PM] Elba: I flick some switches on my spell machine "Hold them out!"
  167. [8/19/2013 11:45:54 PM] emms: ((be right back)
  168. [8/19/2013 11:45:56 PM] Skittles: (Yes?)
  169. [8/19/2013 11:45:57 PM] Inkwell δ: [kay]
  170. [8/19/2013 11:46:09 PM | Edited 11:46:34 PM] Inkwell δ: [he meant youre being introduced later too, skittles]
  171. [8/19/2013 11:47:01 PM] Left: I take her message and put it with mine.
  172. [8/19/2013 11:47:29 PM] Elba: I flick my hat with the letters and BURN THEM! Because that's what spike does.
  173. [8/19/2013 11:47:44 PM] Elba: "Sent!"
  174. [8/19/2013 11:48:24 PM] Inkwell δ: "How the [firetruck] does burning our letters send them?!"
  175. [8/19/2013 11:48:54 PM] Left: "Remember spike? The dragon?"
  176. [8/19/2013 11:49:48 PM] Inkwell δ: "He was a dragon and had magic fire... I guess. Or something like that... I guess that's the same concept, isn't it. Sorry."
  177. [8/19/2013 11:51:57 PM | Removed 11:52:04 PM] emms: This message has been removed.
  178. [8/19/2013 11:56:37 PM] emms: SECONDS LATER!
  179. a reply letter
  180. [Hi, This is Ivory, Midnight is presently a gibbering pile of spaghetti right now....
  181. We look forwasrd to meeting his old friend, however we are presently tied up and recquire you to look into something presently known as 'The Peace Movement' if at all possible , I'm sure Midnight wouldd reccomend taking Inkwell,send reports as it goes,
  182.  
  183. Ivory.]]
  184.  
  185.  
  186. And that is the whole letter, Left.
  187. [8/19/2013 11:57:19 PM] Left: "Hey Deb."
  188. [8/19/2013 11:57:23 PM] Inkwell δ: "Yeah?"
  189. [8/19/2013 11:58:05 PM] Left: "You're hired. You want to see Apploosa?"
  190. [8/19/2013 11:59:01 PM] Inkwell δ: "Isn't Appleloosa just a western town with bison and cowpones? But what am I hired for exactly?"
  191. [12:00:35 AM] Left: "I'll explain on the way. Have to pick up somebody at the trainstation. Elba, go get me a tradjectory."
  192. [12:00:59 AM] Elba: I salute and run outside to the exactly that.
  193. [12:01:16 AM] Inkwell δ: "Um, what should I bring then, if anything?"
  194. [12:02:30 AM] Left: "Try... I'd say writing materials, And a few spellbooks. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll pick them up quickly"
  195. [12:02:44 AM] Left: "Maybe some bits, and food too."
  196. [12:04:30 AM] Inkwell δ: Ron, can I find a specific book on the bookshelf?
  197. [12:04:56 AM] emms: which book?
  198. [12:05:24 AM] Inkwell δ: "Cummerbund", the one listed in my inventory. It's special to me/Inkwell in its own fictional way.
  199. [12:06:05 AM] emms: You can find such!
  200. [12:06:09 AM] Inkwell δ: Thank ye.
  201. [12:07:14 AM] Inkwell δ: I nod and begin gathering things from around the room's various nooks, crannies, and drawers: ink vials, scrolls, a couple quills, and I search the bookshelf for spellbooks. However, when my eyes fall upon a specific title, I ignore the rest of the books and bring that book to the rest of the gathered items. "Do I have a bookbag?"
  202. [12:08:45 AM | Edited 12:08:57 AM] Left: "Over there" I Indicate
  203. [12:10:07 AM] Inkwell δ: I go grab it and start putting the stuff in it. "Thanks."
  204. [12:10:44 AM] emms: You're saddle bags are now stuffed and placed around you waist, it is stime for ADVENTURE!
  205. [12:10:50 AM] emms: BUT MEANWHILE
  206. [12:11:00 AM] emms: AT THE TRAIN STATION
  207. [12:12:00 AM] Left: "Come on, We'll meet another immigrant." I lift up my hammer and walk out the front door.
  208. [12:12:42 AM | Edited 12:13:31 AM] emms: Welcome to appleoosa Feffernoose! you are now here, on your amazing adventure of self discovery, looking to find your cutie mark. a quest youve been on for many, many years. how does it feel stepping off this train?
  209. [12:13:36 AM] Inkwell δ: I follow behind, keeping slightly human-racist jokes to myself.
  210. [12:14:16 AM] Feffernoose: I step my forehooves onto the train platform, and then topple forward as the train behind me jolts forward slightly. "It feels pretty good, voice from the sky. This is a quaint little town, and I'm full of excitement, so much excitement that I am very ready to just talk to myself while I wait for my uncleaunt to arrive."
  211. [12:15:08 AM] Left: Standing outside I ask Inkwell "Hang on."
  212. [12:15:22 AM] Inkwell δ: I stop.
  213. [12:15:33 AM] Elba: I hang onto Glitter Gleam
  214. [12:16:02 AM] Left: "Hang on. to me."
  215. [12:16:52 AM] emms: And waiting you shall, they are on important business and such!
  216. [12:17:25 AM] Inkwell δ: "Oh. Um, I'll try, but I can't guarantee a good grip." I put my hooves on miss GG.
  217. [12:18:41 AM] Left: "Don't worry. I've sorted that out." I start spinning my hammer. by the grip. " Ever watched the avengers?"
  218. [12:18:52 AM] Feffernoose: "Clearly they're doing something very important, since they're letting poor cutie-mark-less Feffernoose stand here on this train platform without any peanut butter sandwiches to eat, but then again, I'm not complaining. Definitely not."
  219. [12:19:28 AM] Elba: I whisper into Left's ears
  220. [12:20:11 AM] Inkwell δ: "No, but are you Thor?" I look at the hammer.
  221. [12:20:35 AM] emms: It is a massive hammer Deb! it's exactly the sized of YOU!
  222. [12:21:32 AM] Left: "No, But I like him" I grip the end of the hammer, And release it, flinging us into the air towards the station.
  223. [12:21:55 AM] emms: AND YOU ALL GO FLYING! FLYING THROUGH THE SKY ACROSS TOWN.
  224. [12:22:00 AM] emms: Fef! roll a d10
  225. [12:22:08 AM | Edited 12:22:20 AM] Elba: "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~"
  226. [12:22:18 AM] Feffernoose: 6
  227. [12:22:38 AM] emms: Fefernoose, you aare suddenly hearing a slight whistling noise....like something might be falling.
  228. [12:23:27 AM] Inkwell δ: I think I'm too terrified to scream at first, but I know I will shriek on the fall down.
  229. [12:23:51 AM] Feffernoose: That was weird. I look up and see horses falling out of the sky. Oh yeah. Exactly what I expected.
  230. [12:24:24 AM] emms: perhaps you should get out of the way, They are falling, fast, right at you.
  231. [12:24:32 AM] Feffernoose: I sit down instead.
  232. [12:24:46 AM] Feffernoose: "I'm a Fefferpillow!"
  233. [12:24:56 AM | Edited 12:25:02 AM] Left: Shiiiiiiit! I push the hammer out of the way with my magic
  234. [12:25:17 AM] emms: ROLL
  235. [12:25:25 AM] Feffernoose: 9
  236. [12:25:32 AM] Left: 10
  237. [12:26:29 AM] Elba: (that laugh is amazing)
  238. [12:26:38 AM] Feffernoose: (++)
  239. [12:26:46 AM] Inkwell δ: [its 2cute4me]
  240. [12:26:53 AM] Feffernoose: [3cute5me]
  241. [12:27:40 AM] emms: And suddenly you make a hard left LEft and fling to the side missing Feffernoose just barely.
  242. [12:28:17 AM] Feffernoose: I look to the side at the ponies who just landed next to me, and hop up back onto all fours. "Hi! You must be Glitter Gleam! Why didn't you land on me???"
  243. [12:28:18 AM] Left: I stop our momentum with magic.
  244. [12:28:26 AM] Elba: And me helping!
  245. [12:28:50 AM] Feffernoose: "Also who's your friend?"
  246. [12:28:51 AM] Left: "Hey Fef. Why did you do that?
  247. [12:29:15 AM] Feffernoose: "I have to be constantly searching for my talent! I could be a very good trampoline someday."
  248. [12:29:22 AM] Inkwell δ: I'm just busy clinging to Glitter Gleam for dear life while I stop panicking.
  249. [12:29:28 AM] Left: I face hoof.
  250. [12:29:43 AM] Feffernoose: "Not that anypony ever calls me a tramp, because they don't. Usually I just hug ponies." I punctuate this by giving Glitter Gleam a hug.
  251. [12:29:45 AM] Elba: "You are so cute!" I hug Fef
  252. [12:30:28 AM] Feffernoose: "Thanks! You're pretty cute too, but not in that way, you know, I mean, I'm not available, I just think you're pretty in a totally platonic way."
  253. [12:30:39 AM] Elba: I giggle
  254. [12:31:23 AM] Left: "ANYWAY.. This here is Inkwell, Or, Deb. She's from earth."
  255. [12:31:48 AM] Feffernoose: "Oh, cool! Another one!" I trot over to Deborah The Third and give her a big hug. "You're getting used to these, aren't you?"
  256. [12:32:55 AM] Feffernoose: "Oh, by the way--my name is Feffernoose! What's your cutie mark?"
  257. [12:33:42 AM] Inkwell δ: I frown. "Hi, Feffernoose. Glitter Gleam, are we going to be flying again anytime in the next five minutes?"
  258. [12:33:46 AM] Feffernoose: ((http://wtffanfiction.com/post/58751946361/lube))
  259. [12:35:20 AM] Left: "Not that I know. I just wanted to show off"
  260. [12:35:44 AM] Feffernoose: I hop up and down, fluttering my wings. "It was pretty cool I think! You could've used a better landing, though."
  261. [12:36:15 AM] Skittles: (The name is "Howie Mandel" and the god damn thing spelled the last name wrong)
  262. [12:36:34 AM] Inkwell δ: "Okay." I let go of Glitter Gleam, still shaking slightly in the po-knees. "Feffernoose, my cutie mark is a bastard child of a bird and a squid, since you asked."
  263. [12:38:43 AM] Feffernoose: I shove my face into Ink's. "Really? When'd you get it? When did you know assisting illegitimate births was your special talent? Can you take me to a nunnery?"
  264. [12:39:55 AM] emms: Hey left, you begin to see, large looking Minotaurs off in the distance...which is kind of weird.
  265. [12:40:11 AM | Edited 12:40:30 AM] Inkwell δ: I stick out my tongue to promptly give Fef's nose a little lick, since she is suddenly so close. "I don't know when I got it, and I don't think I'm a bastard midwife or a nun."
  266. [12:41:15 AM | Edited 12:41:18 AM] Left: I nudge the pair. "Hey.. Minotaurs. I wonder why they are here..."
  267. [12:41:39 AM] Elba: "want me to investigate?"
  268. [12:42:21 AM] Globebutt: <Nightgleam> Cloppy bed is a good bed
  269. [12:43:38 AM] Feffernoose: "Heh. Sorry," I murmur, looking down at my hooves. "I just really want to find out what my special talent is and I really have no idea where to look; hence why I came to Appleloosa. I came from Earth like you. Didn't come prepackaged with a talent, though."
  270. [12:44:29 AM] Inkwell δ: "It's okay." I pat Fef's shoulder lightly then look to Glitter Gleam. "Minotaurs are bull-head, man-legs, right?"
  271. [12:45:19 AM] Left: "Bull heads and legs, but they've got hands."
  272. [12:45:47 AM] Left: "Let's all take a look-see"
  273. [12:47:14 AM] emms: You begin following these dudes into a local cantina/bar/pub if you all roll d10's you might be able to figure out what they're carrying.
  274. [12:47:31 AM] Feffernoose: 6
  275. [12:47:32 AM] Elba: 9
  276. [12:47:46 AM] Inkwell δ: 2 *sob*
  277. [12:47:46 AM] Left: 7
  278. [12:49:10 AM] Inkwell δ: [2 = "youre not holding anything, thats just excitement to be drinking again"]
  279. [12:49:49 AM] emms: Deb can't see for shit right now because TERROR!
  280. everyone else see's PAMPHLETS! as the minotaurs walk into that SALOON!
  281. [12:51:12 AM | Edited 12:52:16 AM] Left: I pull up the nearest unattended pamphlet.
  282. [12:53:00 AM] Skittles: (Ivory was the only answer anyway~)
  283. [12:53:37 AM] emms: you pull up a pamphlet off the ground, mostly reads the same thing about what the poster said. vague, spooky language.
  284. [12:54:23 AM] Left: I don't understand. Is that all?
  285. [12:55:33 AM] emms: yeah, it mentions a certain thing about Zebra Senator Peace, running the movement, yet oddly seems to never mention what the movement actually IS.
  286. [12:57:06 AM] Left: Well. This reminds me of the Occupy movement. Damn.
  287. [12:57:27 AM] Elba: Is that all they are doing? Hand outs?
  288. [12:59:31 AM] emms: well for the moment, allthough from inside the saloon you soon see one Minotaur standing up on a table and trying to attain everyones attention. may be a good idea to go in and see what happens.
  289. [12:59:57 AM] Feffernoose: I pick up a pamphlet with my mouth and struggle to read it, then shaking my head and balancing the pamphlet in my wing while reading it. "This looks neat. I could be good at moving."
  290. [1:01:01 AM] Left: "I don't think It'll be something you want."
  291. [1:01:19 AM] Elba: I nudge everyone's sides I whisper "Look"
  292. [1:02:01 AM] Inkwell δ: Since I'm a confused little shit about the pamphlet Fef has, I do indeed look. Obeying orders is fun.
  293. [1:02:24 AM] Elba: I indicate the minotaur
  294. [1:02:37 AM] Inkwell δ: Looking at the minotaur then.
  295. [1:03:23 AM] Feffernoose: That minotaur could use some facial reconstruction
  296. [1:04:12 AM | Removed 1:08:44 AM] Inkwell δ: This message has been removed.
  297. [1:10:52 AM] emms: The Minotaur is wearing a hilariously weird ten gallon hat as he whistle "Fillies and gentlecolts" the entire bar suddenly goes deathly silent, "I want to share with you the word of Brother Peace! A zebra who wishes to free you all from your problems and make your lives more enriched and forfilled!"
  298.  
  299. this is seeming creepily familiar.
  300. [1:11:50 AM] Elba: "Been there, Doing that!"
  301. [1:12:33 AM] Inkwell δ: I can only think of one thing. However, I don't say anything. I'd rather not look like anymore of a fool in this ponyland with these ponies and minotaurs.
  302. [1:14:45 AM] Synergy: A griffon in the corner of the bar groans, setting down her glass, smelling distinctly of wood and apple, and a healthy amount of alcohol. "Put a cork in it you old cow. You've been on about this all month. Run your scam someplace else, folks here want to enjoy their drinks in... oh, how should we say... in PEACE."
  303. [1:15:06 AM] Synergy: The griffon tips back her glass and lets it smack down on the table top.
  304. [1:15:18 AM] Skittles: (meanwhile I wish I had egg nog)
  305. [1:15:24 AM] Inkwell δ: [omg me too damn it]
  306. [1:19:47 AM] emms: The second minotaur responds in irritation, iin a ridiculouls accent "Yeu shut yer beak when the good man speak his words pal!"
  307.  
  308. the first one drops down stares at the griffon his, in anger, "and this is the third time you've interrupted, now I tolerate interruption only twice" his friend had sidles up next to him as they both reach up in unison fists pulled back...
  309. [1:20:06 AM] Inkwell δ: [yew]
  310. [1:20:25 AM | Edited 1:20:30 AM] Left: I tap one on the side with the hammer "Yo, what's up?"
  311. [1:22:25 AM] Synergy: And in a flash there are two shots fired... and their hats fly off backward, nice scorched holes just above where the tops of their heads had been... and in fact, that two might find that their hairdo's are a bit messed up now. "Y'all get one warning shot, then the next one I'll be leaving a bigger tip to the barkeep on account of the blood and brain spatter, though on account of the two of you I don't think there will be much of the latter."
  312. [1:22:46 AM] Feffernoose: I just stand there and hum happily to myself. "Gunplay is always fun."
  313. [1:23:00 AM] emms: in laymans terms...they both flip their shit and run.
  314. [1:23:21 AM] Left: I raise an eyebrow. "You certainly like jumping the gun. And here I was just going to ask nicely."
  315. [1:24:41 AM] Synergy: I look down at the melting ice cubes in my glass... the scent of a good applejack still enough for the pallete as I take one of the cubes in my mouth and roll it around, pondering my words, "That was asking nicely."
  316. [1:25:42 AM | Edited 1:26:29 AM] Left: "You famillar with that lot? Also, Nice hat."
  317. [1:26:58 AM] Synergy: I tip the slouch hat forward, a grin on my beak, "Thank you stranger. And as I've said, they've been through here more 'n a few times." I spit out the shard of ice cube back into my glass, tilting it about.
  318. [1:28:23 AM] Feffernoose: Finding myself next to Ink, I prod her. "Whatdya think they're doing?"
  319. [1:28:53 AM] *** Call ended, duration 7:31:37 ***
  320. [1:28:57 AM] *** Group call ***
  321. [1:29:48 AM] Left: "More of the same.." I float up the pamphlet up "..empty words? Know anything more?"
  322. [1:30:59 AM | Edited 1:31:14 AM] Inkwell δ: I've done well to keep pretty much behind Glitter Gleam and Elba to keep out of trouble, and I glance to Fef. "I think they're discussing that pamphlet, Feffernoose."
  323. [1:31:51 AM] Elba: "They are. Left tends to jump in too much though."
  324. [1:34:17 AM] Sorvadi: (alright, I've got to go to bed. I don't have anymore time)
  325. [1:34:27 AM] Feffernoose: (goodnight daddy)
  326. [1:34:31 AM] emms: (sorry sorvadi for taking so long))
  327. [1:34:36 AM] Synergy: "Some Zebra wants to shake things up, but never says how. Government around here is fine, not filled to the brim with corruption like some other places shan't be named, so no one pays them much mind cept for folks to laugh at."
  328. [1:34:43 AM] Sorvadi: (it doesn't matter, I might just pass on this one)
  329. [1:40:12 AM] Left: "That's.. Just lovely. Thanks. You said they've been here sometimes. Where do you think they sleep?"
  330. [1:41:03 AM] Feffernoose: (http://imgur.com/Ng8EL)
  331. [1:42:22 AM] Synergy: "No idea. Just more scam artists, likely, so no reason to really pay them much attention." I frown, looking at my drink, or lack thereof... I drink the bit of water and the two remainders of ice cubes, letting them crunch in my beak.
  332. [1:42:42 AM] emms: Roll a d10 Left.
  333. [1:42:52 AM] Left: 6
  334. [1:43:09 AM] emms: you notice a candy wrapper on the table...wanna take a look at it?
  335. [1:43:39 AM] Left: Sure.
  336. [1:44:08 AM] Left: I float up the small piece of paper
  337. [1:45:29 AM] emms: The Label reads 'Skittles&Gumball, magicgum; never looses it's flavor, ever." seem familiar?
  338. [1:46:59 AM | Edited 1:50:10 AM] Left: Skittles don't exist in ponyland... "Say. You seen a pegaus round these parts? Goes by Skittles?"
  339. [1:48:32 AM] Synergy: roll 10 to recall
  340. [1:49:15 AM] emms: You've seen a new shop in town with the brand name, small blue pegasus and his wife been running it.
  341. [1:50:22 AM] Synergy: "Blue pegasus, runs a candy shop... what's it to ya?"
  342. [1:52:10 AM] Left: "Just an old friend. Thanks a bunch."
  343. [1:53:06 AM] Synergy: "Sure are an inquisitive one... never seen you 'round these parts. What's your interest in all of this?"
  344. [1:53:47 AM | Edited 1:55:28 AM] Left: "Hired to." I smirk.
  345. [1:55:58 AM] Synergy: I chew on the ice cube...then swallow it, "By anyone I'd know? A local? Or is this an out-of-town affair?"
  346. [1:56:45 AM] Left: "Decidedly out-of-town."
  347. [1:57:53 AM] Elba: (Yep!)
  348. [1:57:58 AM] Synergy: "Welp, if your employer needs a gun at their disposal, maybe two... consider me intrigued. I'd like to put an end to the interruptions to my drinks."
  349. [1:58:53 AM] Inkwell δ: Guns don't sound very nice. I frown.
  350. [1:59:17 AM] Left: What did my briefing say about hiring help?
  351. [2:01:54 AM] emms: it didn't say you couldn't...
  352. [2:02:02 AM] emms: it just said get the job done.
  353. [2:06:02 AM] Left: I tap my chin. "Well, I can hire on their behalf. And I feel this may turn slightly nasty."
  354. [2:06:32 AM] Inkwell δ: I pipe in, "Don't let me die, okay?"
  355. [2:06:52 AM] Elba: "I wont" I hug Inkwell
  356. [2:07:51 AM] Synergy: "Well, I'm local as of the last ten years, so I know this town well enough. Name's Ferrah. You are?"
  357. [2:08:58 AM] Left: "Glitter Gleam." I offer a hoof
  358. [2:10:01 AM] Synergy: After a bit of a pause, I reach out and grasp the hoof, shaking it once, and releasing it.
  359. [2:10:16 AM] Synergy: "What are your rates?"
  360. [2:11:59 AM] Left: "More than enough. And possibly a bigger gun."
  361. [2:12:39 AM] Inkwell δ: I lean my head on Elba a little. She's pretty chill. Maybe we're meant to be un-twins or something.
  362. [2:14:50 AM] Synergy: I smirk, lifting one of the revolvers from the stint earlier with the minotaurs up. I kiss the side of the piece and grin, "Glad to hear the former, though I've my doubts on the latter." I set the gun down on the table, a talon draped over it, caressing it.
  363. [2:15:22 AM] Left: "From where I come from, That's an antique."
  364. [2:16:40 AM] Synergy: "Canterlot then. Thought as much." I slip the Gwen back in her holster.
  365. [2:19:13 AM | Edited 2:19:19 AM] Left: "As if my voice didn't give it away, but You'd be wrong. Even Canterlot is behind. Come on. Still need to talk to somepony"
  366. [2:19:44 AM] emms: And with that
  367. [2:19:58 AM] emms: Your group moves out of the bar to the candy shop
  368. [2:20:02 AM] emms: and into the end of this session.
  369. [2:20:14 AM] emms: ---Scene-
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