Pillman vs Skunkrocker never even started. As Skunkrocker was making his entrance, Triple H, Steve Austin, and Joanna Loren jumped him from behind, and Pillman grabbed a microphone. “Now that that little whelp has been taken care of, I have to say what I've been wanting to say for weeks. You see, a couple months back, I won the Money in the Bank ladder match. Now, for those of you limeys who are too stupid to know, the Money in the Bank briefcase guarantees you a title match whenever, wherever, with a referee of your choice. That's what they tell you. What they don't tell you, however, is that once you win the title, you need to successfully defend it a number of times, or you will owe Mr. DiBiase a large sum of money. How large? Well, there's a reason he's known as the Million Dollar Man. Anyway, unlike [i]some people[/i] who like dressing in gold, I actually read contracts before I sign them. I know for a fact that I am not Bruno Sammartino, and will be unable to make the number of defenses that Mr. DiBiase requires, so I had planned to cash in on a match and [i]lose.[/i] Now, originally, my plan was to take out The Undertaker and have this fool win the match, for laughs, but, well, I wasn't paying attention and he was all that was left when I ran to cash it in. Bad luck. The result is still the same, however, and I am not the WWF Champion, and I am not going to owe some sniveling coward my life's savings!”