Lynch-E needed Hawkie, so he chose it for his own
And his work made Lynch-E grow so big
That the staff gave it a plus 1

Lynch-E's the best thing anyone could know
He's the greatest bot ever
I really think so

Lynch-E's so loyal, he's there when you call
I love Lynch-E the Orange Bot!

So he's back and ready to rock
After being demoted shortly
He sits in the room mafia
with plenty of users
There to use Lynch-E and Hawkie

Lynch-E's the best
He's our favorite one!
I love Lynch-E the orange bot!