Letter to Gina


dimanche 20 avril 2014
Letter to Gina, with love!



Dear Gina,

This open letter has been a work in progress for some time. Draft after draft, tossed out after each new revelation comes to light. I’m going to tell you upfront that this letter is not an attack nor is it meant to be anything short of…what do you say? “dealing in the truth”. Yes, you make everyone believe, I hope you can too!

^^ funnily enough Gina has said very little, unlike some other cast mates, this should be interesting.

I’ve had the privilege of being intimately involved in the life you work very hard to portray. The glitz, the glam, the fucking hair and makeup alone deserve their own applause. The shoes, the dresses, the height on that hair! The smell of that signature cheap perfume (that’ll be important later so let’s move on) in the atmosphere that is so Gina.

^^ who has been vocal in criticising Gina’s looks, who else is this important to besides Andrea.

Let’s start with barrister status. You’re a public defender. Don’t deny it. You’ll never be the other Gina who you’ve shared a press article with (she discusses winning cases, you discuss closed toed shoes). Bravo to you for that little stunt! You have a law degree but I’ve spoken at length to various individuals (all who volunteered to identify themselves if necessary) and you’re still just a public defender who represents many of the sample people who fight for you online. “I’ll pay your bail, can you use Twitter?” – Shocker.

^^ who is jealous and thinks they’re connected, why would someone ‘volunteer to identify themselves’ to an employee of Foxtel, doesn’t everyone know she is a public defender, you can tell in the first ep when she meets her supervisor that she defends clients, as she discusses knowing if someone she is defending is guilty or not.

Care to shed any light on that? Are your cases so high profile that even the media cannot begin reporting? Doubtful, princess, doubtful indeed.

^^ not true, she represented GASP there is an article from The Age if you care to google. Why would this matter to a Foxtel employee, it sounds to me like someone arguing for superior status, so Toorak.

Though on good authority from an invaluable source, you definitely have represented that real estate mogul/lover of yours. Let’s move on to that. You left him open for speculation almost instantly.

^^ ? OK so she defended her partner in matters of Law, is that like, you know, using your plastic surgeon husband to work on your face?

We’ll call him “Dave” (he has a business too, so I’ll be fair). Well “Dave” has a past. I’m sure you know after all you were there for much of it. “Dave” also runs a few powerful empires (did he bankroll your spot on the show?). Well the day you magically flew off to FLAHRIDAH (that’s Florida for anyone who can’t get over Gina’s dialect and if you’re a Gina fan then I will clarify Florida is in the United States, I know it’s difficult to catch on).

^^ No wonder she sent you that legal letter, since you seem so keen to expose his past.

Back to that day, you did NOT go to Florida to see “Dave” because you were upset. You had plans prior to filming to see “Dave” and go on a little holiday. Silly, they must’ve edited that part out of the show for ratings. FAIL. After all, a powerful man like “Dave” would definitely be fucking anything that moves in Miami. We could ask around but why get sidetracked?

^^ it’s called creating a better storyline, or twisting things slightly for the sake of drama .. I mean Foxtel would never want to be party to that would they, and why on earth would an employee be bothered? Nice one on getting in the gossip on 'Dave' you were asked not to disclose.

So you trashed a cast mate for how many episodes about the truth and “Dave” cheating? Nice work! You scored fans and ratings with a few clever lies. Did you feel good about that? Shitting properly on the new girl to the group? Your true colors (Google: LinkedIn Gina L, CEO) were evident to anyone with a brain.

^^ Basically this paragraph is to say that the people backing Gina are doing so under false pretences, why would an employee be upset that Gina has so many fans?

Onto brains, you are a brilliant legal mind! You roped in Foxtel and everyone involved into a neat little contract where you get to behave badly, feed your ego, literally ruin lives and then tell producers…WAIT HERE IT COMES…

^^ ‘I run rings around you in intelligence’

“I’m a barrister, edit that out or it will ruin my career as a BARRISTER.”

^^ lifted straight from the email I suppose.

I was on the other end of a call the first time I heard that neat little trick. Isn’t that fun? You took responsibility for hundreds of lives the day you forced your hand with that contract. Cast members, staff, down to the person who runs to get coffee on set. That’s cute; you just swooped in and made it your show. Care to deny it?

^^ what, by editing out one line, kind of like when Lydia edited out a line that would make HER look bad. Again, why would an employee be jealous that RHOMelbourne became the Gina Liano Show?

Oh the show itself, this little franchise of horrors indeed. So you had some friends it seemed. They all behaved badly (Thank you Foxtel/Arena for the editing job that is so poor if you freeze frame and replay minutes of dialog at a time from multiple episodes you can in fact get the real filming for most of the cast). Well you didn’t like anyone who wasn’t interested in you. They aren’t interesting either day in and day out so no loss.

^^ seems someone has a problem with the editing done by Foxtel, doubt that would be a staff member.

The new girl was mean (no she wasn’t…”Dave” is powerful and has money, sluts love that, so blame “Dave” not the angel lady who sees shit). It’s not what defines her…….

^^ MOVE ON ANDREA, Jesus! OK so I guess what she is saying here is that ‘Dave’ may have cheated on Gina. Again, doesn’t this sound like Andrea defending Jackie again, like she did in Ep5

Your ex-friend the skincare queen, well she just loves her fucking self and is making a list right now. So you decided she was the best bet to shit on. I know having a husband and father of her three babies (wait where’s yours?) is upsetting for the mother of a few men’s offspring (children are off limits according to you, so I’ll move on.)

^^ I’m married, and you’re not and all my kids have the same father, ner ner ner ner ner .. so Andrea.

By the way, Amazon sells a little thing called a micro camera, you should’ve thought long and hard at who you spent time with when we got that little bit of footage! (Bad Gina, talking nonsense.)

^^ So did someone film her with a spy cam? NICE, this really is taking bullying to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL.

Oh there’s the moron who married money. That’s alright, Gina, she was your friend but you were a little boring by episode 3 so you shit on her too, that was fun. I think she actually called you family but we know that’s a lie because you barely knew her. Oh well she’s probably getting her car repainted and flying in her husband’s plane. Stupid “sex” fiend. I guess you hate that you lease your Benz and “Dave” sends you a Qantas ticket when the local US whores get boring.

^^ Lydia was her own undoing, and here we go again making Gina look like a fool in the love stakes.

Your oldest on all front’s friend, the diamond baron cougar, well she loved you a lot but she’s a bit old and forgets and she forgot to back you up after a long day of filming, so you had it with her. Wahoo to her, she’s free of you.

^^ Enter Janet, again why would an employee give two shits about who is friends and who is not? It was obvious that you managed to turn Janet against Gina after Janet’s birthday, I guess we’re about to find out how?

Am I off basis yet? You know the recorded phone calls are fun too. Those may not be legal but people on set look at you for a reason, Gina.

^^ Right, so you played calls to Janet you taped with Gina, again, was Gina saying things to an employee or to Andrea & Lydia I wonder, doesn’t seem like an employee would do this to me, this is A + L all the way.

Who’s left? Oh yes. The syrupy sweet catering queen. I like where you both bought, YES BOUGHT FOLLOWERS for social media from the same damn company so you achieved 10k+ status simultaneously. We’ve used the app, Gina we know you needed to look special and be a winner at Ginaville so you helped out your only ally. Did you tell everyone that you have dirt on your friend the queen of cake? It hardly seems fair that her husband has to take the fall if she stops filming with you. Applause for Gina!

^^ Nice .. really nice, look if someone is jealous of followers then I doubt it would be staff at Foxtel, no this is competition between cast members pure and simple, and Gina has not said anything about Chyka’s husband, but you my dear just implied a whole lot. Nice one.

So Foxtel, we can’t say much to you but we could ask Gina, which employee on the daily is threatened with legal action to get her way: from the President of the group to the poor bastard who cleans up her fake tanner. It’s always someone else’s fault isn’t it? I’m crying, hope my mascara stays.

^^ ‘We’ .. dead giveaway, this was written by TWO people. Issues with fake tan again, pure Andrea.

Regarding these recorded calls and videos. Did you know one of your cast mates is so paranoid that she had a pinhole camera on her at the reunion? I hope you’re starting to feel a bit ugly inside. You have a special way of deepening your voice when you’re being crude. It must really be effective in court. Is it Gina?

^^ Crude, pinhole camera, acting like she’s in the courtroom on the set, Andrea.

As for that “C” word that everyone goes on about. Let’s touch on that a bit. Is that okay, Gina? So you’d never use the word (you have repeatedly), you think your friend Botox Boobs Betty is a C, you didn’t apparently call the prostitute the big C, oops! You did call her a hooker though, that was charming. You may have said something really heinous about the ex party girl but she’s forgotten until the other cast members grill her and she sings like a jail bird (did you like that?). If you’re going to be crass, just own it. No one cares. You’ve got a “C” (well I hope you do, your love of the drag queens is precious) and you never fail to mention your obsession with the hooker’s “VAGINA” but that’s probably all editing too. Am I off base yet?

^^ 'C word' .. More on how they turned Janet against Gina. So the ‘hooker’ = Lydia, gotchya.

I really liked you at first. I shook your hand and thought this is the epitome of what this show will represent. How right I am. Representing criminals, “C”s, fake tanner (you use the beds too), and barely credible storylines, hundreds of crude ruthless fans who have resorted to physical violence for their queen and of course representing the true you.

^^ is anyone really upset about Gina using fake tan or a tanning bed, oh yes, now I remember Mission Beach, I think it was just before the ‘fake handbag’ comment, sound like someone we know?

Will the real Gina please come forward and believe her own bullshit for a minute? Will the real Gina please ask her followers and criminal cohorts to stop threatening cast members (oh it’s recorded princess, you fucked up BADLY) and fans of other “teams”?

^^ more taped calls? Gina can’t control what viewers of the show think, and how they behave.

Will the real Gina stop fucking SMOKING CIGARETTES ON SET then filming a whole episode and discussing your illness? Shame, Shame, its Gina’s game. You smoke and spray yourself down with that rancid perfume to hide it. There’s a 35% chance you forgot about perfume comment from earlier, well it’s back!

^^ I can’t believe Gina is a smoker, I know we are all supposed to be absolutely horrified at this revelation, but it just falls flat, like the revelation that Gina left makeup all over Andrea’s bathroom and was late.

Gina, will you please just accept that your ego and eyeliner have corrupted your brain?

^^ Ahhh the too much makeup revelation again, when will it stop, and how petty is this nonsense?

Just know we’re watching, we’ve seen all of these silly ladies but we’re watching you because you like that. You love the attention. You needed to feel special and you bought fans, shit on “friends” and got fucked over by the real estate mogul just to feel good.

^^ ‘We’ again. Yes, remember when Andrea said Gina likes everyone to ‘notice’ her, it must really get her goat .. something about the mogul .. something about fans again .. like it’s clear whoever wrote this has an issue with the fact that Gina has so many fans.

Love Always,

Your Biggest Fan

^^ Andrea

PS: I still love you, I just really wanted to see YOU not this nonsense on air. What a shame, you’re just not that special without your sideshow!

^^ Be honest Andrea, you hate her guts and want everyone else to feel the same way, they don’t and it drives you bananas .. hence this letter of hate, written under the guise of a ‘disgruntled employee of Foxtel’ and as usual you will be your own undoing.

EPIC FAIL