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Karigan being a fat cow and Mask being Gay

Oct 16th, 2014
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  1. <Mask> :I I really think Karigan wants to date me. She keeps suggesting I drink more of her milk, and now said that Krono's hot spring thing fizzled out and "she could lead me to one of our own" :III
  2. <Mask> :U by the way, she gave a me bottle of it. Tasted sub par and unprocessed. Meh/10
  3. <Ram> [:u]
  4. <Ram> [ew]
  5. <Ram> [ew]
  6. <Ram> [ew]
  7. <Mask> yep :I
  8. <Mask> butImean :I she was like all "go on drink it" and it would have been shitty to go "nu that's gross" even though it was :UUU
  9. <Mask> :III
  10. <Ram> [:I]
  11. <Ram> [weeeeellllppppp]
  12. <Mask> :I
  13. <Mask> mmhm
  14. <Mask> I ACTUALLY hope she just wants a gay best friend or something :I jesus
  15. <Mask> <Karigan> let me take a moment to prepare.
  16. <Mask> :III
  17. <Mask> pls no
  18. <Mask> Karigan is a fat cow woman from the Krono system. So much nope
  19. <Ram> [.......]
  20. <Ram> [wowowow]
  21. <Ram> [run]
  22. <Mask> I can't ;-; it's too late
  23. <Mask> it's okay :u Steve is coming with.
  24. <Ram> [hahahaha]
  25. <Mask> {-.- I'm getting paid overtime}
  26. <Ram> [hueheuheuehe]
  27. <Mask> o/
  28. <Fae> herro :u
  29. <Mask> ;-; my body is not reggie pls no kari
  30. <Mask> <Karigan> There are change rooms by the sides, unless you wish to go buff, heh.
  31. <Mask> NONONONONONONONONO
  32. <Fae> o.o;
  33. <Mask> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXQpQ7OZw0U
  34. <Mask> <Karigan> Do you mind if i just go nude?
  35. <Mask> >:I
  36. <Mask> >:I
  37. <Mask> >:I
  38. <Mask> >:I
  39. <Mask> >:I
  40. <Fae> :u
  41. <Fae> :u
  42. <Fae> :u
  43. <Fae> :u
  44. <Fae> :u
  45. <Mask> again
  46. <Mask> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXQpQ7OZw0U
  47. <Mask> <Karigan> Steve, do you mind?
  48. <Mask> {heh} >:I donchu do it
  49. <Mask> <Mask> {nope.}
  50. <Mask> >:I you bastard
  51. <Fae> XD
  52. <Mask> enjoy your date >:I {enjoy yours.} >>>:III
  53. <Fae> :u
  54. * Fae gets popcorn
  55. <Mask> >:U hey STEVE, guess who needs to drive to a hotel 30 minutes away, pick up Sara and sit in a small boat with several guns and snacks off the eastern soviet coast waiting for a convoy overnight in about 3 minutes? YOU {.-. k}
  56. <Fae> hueheuheuehueh
  57. * Notify: Zephyr_Cloudrunner is online (Tulpa.info)
  58. <Mask> <Karigan> Thank you for spending this time with me
  59. <Mask> :I
  60. <Fae> :I
  61. <Fae> she's so into you
  62. <Mask> >:U you know what Steve? I'll drive. I want to see Sara's bullshit flirty thing that you hate. {heheh, okay.}
  63. <Fae> huehuehueeu
  64. <Mask> huh :U so Nazi Germany officers had the skull and crossbones on their hat?... tacky.
  65. <Fae> mhm
  66. <Mask> aww :c we have to kill the Mikhail Tropovitch guy. He was the only funny name we had. Oh well.
  67. <Fae> why? :u
  68. <Mask> he's an enemy general :U
  69. <Fae> :u
  70. <Fae> aw
  71. <Mask> * Karigan dunks her head and stays under for a bit
  72. <Mask> now's my chance RUN
  73. <Fae> e.e
  74. <Mask> oh :u Sara's last name is Iosif, so that's 2 furry assassins with the names of WW2 heads of states :Y huh
  75. <Fae> :u
  76. <Fae> you know too much about ww2
  77. <Mask> [>:u never]
  78. <Mask> <Karigan> everyone one, the very few, i can turn to were really down or depressed today. with exception to you...
  79. <Mask> :III
  80. <Mask> <Karigan> would you like to sit in my lap?
  81. <Mask> >>>>>:IIIII
  82. <Fae> :I
  83. <Mask> <Mask> uhh :U why?
  84. <Mask> <Karigan> id... like someone to hold...
  85. <Mask> >>>>>>>>>>>>:IIIIIIIIII
  86. <Fae> .................................................................................
  87. <Fae> .
  88. <Mask> .
  89. <Mask> .
  90. <Mask> .
  91. <Mask> .
  92. <Mask> .
  93. <Mask> .
  94. <Mask> .
  95. <Mask> >:I
  96. * Notify: karolek is online (Tulpa.info)
  97. * Notify: karolek is offline (Tulpa.info)
  98. <Mask> <Kronoxis> [where you uncomfortable being close to me cause I was nude?]
  99. <Mask> <Mask> erm >.>; not really
  100. <Mask> <Kronoxis> [i see...]
  101. <Mask> <Kronoxis> [why then?]
  102. <Mask> <Mask> I'm gay :v and in a relationship
  103. <Mask> <Kronoxis> [ah.]
  104. <Mask> <Kronoxis> [i have no interest in courting you.]
  105. <Mask> <Mask> :v okay
  106. <Mask> -.-;
  107. <Fae> :u
  108. <Fae> suchlie
  109. <Mask> <Kronoxis> [would you like some milk before we part?]
  110. <Mask> o.e
  111. <Fae> e.e
  112. <Fae> she's into you
  113. <Fae> ...ew
  114. <Mask> e.e agree
  115. <Mask> * Kronoxis [pecks you on the forehead]
  116. <Mask> >:I
  117. <Mask> no
  118. <Mask> bad
  119. <Fae> ew
  120. <Fae> ew
  121. <Fae> e
  122. <Fae> ew
  123. <Fae> get out
  124. * Mask brandishes newspapwe
  125. <Fae> run
  126. <Mask> I'm trying D: but she's all depressed and lonely and aaaaaaaaaaa
  127. <Fae> ~(`.`)~
  128. <Fae> that was a shrug
  129. <Fae> btw
  130. <Mask> kk :U
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