Choice 4chan quotes

>all these arguments about something /g/ should be united on
If the government held an election that basically boiled down to "Should we kill everyone who browses 4chan?", half of this board would probably support it. It's hard to tell where the trolling ends and the retardation begins.


If we consider VNs to be vidya, why don't we call the scene select feature of a DVD vidya too? The interactivity is absolutely minimal in VNs, they're glorified if-else trees. Games should be about gameplay, not the story that they tell.

Because, like anyone else trapped in the MMO/MOBA cycle, you are in a skinner box, and it gives you enough reinforcement to keep coming back despite it not really being fun or enjoyable on any real level. You are nothing but a rat hitting a lever over and over again for a reward that has long since lost any value or meaning, and due to this cycle you have forgotten what it's like to play a real video game, with a clear cut goal and ending, that you can explore, enjoy, and finally, BE DONE WITH. MMOs/MOBAS are soul crushing, mind numbing garbage and if you want to enjoy video games, or your life in general, you will stay as far away from them as you can. Or you can keep going and wake up one day realizing you've spent hundreds or thousands of hours on something you didn't even really enjoy.

"We pulled all of our development teams from their various projects in order to really focus on what we feel internally is the most interesting and rewarding content to produce," said Newell.

"The cancellation of all our core franchises including Left 4 Dead, Portal and Half Life has really allowed our artists and engineers to come up with some fascinating cosmetic trinkets for the heroes of Dota 2."

"One of the most interesting features of the project that eventually became Half Life 3 was a mechanic involving the use of portals in combat. As soon as we saw the value of this we reassigned the developers to DOTA and we have a new hero that uses this functionality to be announced in an upcoming update."

But it's not all doom and gloom for fans of Half-Life: Gabe had an exciting announcement to share. "We're going to start talking about a new Half-Life themed event. Players will be able to purchase a digital Black Mesa Journal for $9.99," Gabe said.
"You can then subsequently pay money to level up your journal and unlock cosmetic trinkets and pets that will follow you through-out the campaigns of Half Life 2 and Episodes 1 and 2."

"the first of these we're showing is a floating crowbar, Crowy, who will collect ammo that drops in the world for you on a cooldown. Our recent update which re-envisions the Half Life franchise as a third-person cover-based shooter really gives these cosmetic items a chance to shine."

Gabe shone some light on the interesting financial model the update is planned to have. "Basically you can't buy it outright but instead you have to sell games from your steam library for a digital currency that can be used to bid on the update."

I want to plow Dixie's hairy cunt as she talks to Diddy over the banana phone. Him wondering why she sounds so labored as my superior Homo Sapien penis slides further into her banana split. And this whole time Diddy knows something isn't right, Dixie's late nights at the banana bar, the excuses, the growing apart. Not to mention her short temper. He can't call her on it. Nor would he, but he knows. And that doubt causes him to turn the coconut gun on himself. Because deep down he knows Dixie is happier with me. Donkey Kong would walk in on Diddy at that defining moment, screaming "Little buddy!! NO!!!" But it would be to late. The coconut round would smash his tiny head. No pain, only release. Donkey Kong would sing a song, much like he is accustomed to, hoping it will fix everything like in the show. But it won't. Not this time. The funeral would have a decent turnout. Cranky, his smart ass attitude still shining through even in the wake of this suicide. "I knew that Diddy had a few screws loose" He would scoff ass he looked down at the banana peel coffin. A single tear rolling down his face. Cranky loved him. But he would never admit it. Of course Lanky, Tiny, Funky and the rest of the gang would show. However, Dixie and I wouldn't show. We'd be to busy fucking in the spot where Diddy ended his pathetic life. All the while, joking about how beta he is. As she gave me her anal virginity, Dixie said she didn't like anal, and never did for Diddy. But she would do it for me. Yep, life in the Jungle would be great.

This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content here you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.

People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. Active commenters are loud jackasses who tumble into one internet fight after another, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump.

This place is not making you happy. You are not having fun. You are not gathering stories to tell, learning, or growing as a person. Instead you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts or pictures. You are addicted to readily available information and pressure free social interaction. This place is slowly poisoning you with misogyny, narcissism, a false dichotomy surrounding normalfags, and insecurity.

I'm not telling you to b urself. I'm not telling you to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make friends. Just leave 4chan. Do anything else.

I drew up an expanded version of tic tac toe but no one got it. Basically you expand the grid to be 7x7 and introduce three "pieces" (or types or classes or whatever you want to call it) for each player. The goal is to match three of the same piece in any orientation (ie it doesn't have to be a straight line, they all just have to be connected), as long as it adheres to that piece's rules. Piece A can only connect adjacently, piece B can only connect diagonally, and piece C can connect either way, but must skip a square between pieces. One person would be solid shapes (square, circle, triangle), and the other would be lines (slash, cross, equals sign).

I call it Tic Tac Two: Revengeance.



Are you having a seizure?
Its okay, just hold on. I've called the mods, they'll help you.

How to fix omniknight:

Purification now heals allies in the damage AOE

Repel is now a togglable spell
Gives magic immunity
Costs 8/6/4/2 mana per second.

Degen aura AOE from 350 to 350/550/750/950

Guardian Angel reworked:
Summons an Angel unit with omni's level of degen aura (Duration = 60 seconds)
Angel has 1500/2500/3500 HP
Angel has 1.6/1.4/1.2 BAT and deals 150/250/350 damage.
Angel has passive Purification Aura which casts omni's level of Purification on every unit in a 500 AOE every 5 seconds.
Aghs upgrade: In addition to summoning the Guardian Angel, turns every allied creep on the map into a permanent uncontrolled Guardian Angel

-1 base armor

ASS SHAKER LAMAO XDDD
TONY THE ICE GANGSTA RAPPER GIANT XDDD LEL
THE CHEMIST AL PFFFFFHAHHAHAHAH
#SWAGGERFIEND LOL WHERE DA HOOD AT xDD
BALLER KING LE SPOOKY SKELETON LIL
FUNSTEALER LE ICEFROG BALENSE XD
DOOOOOOOOOOM LE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM XDD DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
SPACE COW HEHE A COW FROM LE SPACE XD
BALANCOTAUR LE BALANCE POLARITY NERF PLEASE XDDDDD
LE ANTIFUN XD EKS DE FUCK MAGIC XD
WATERNIGGER GET IT NIGGER MADE OUT OF WATER ROLF
CANCER LANCER XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
RIKI MARTIN LIKE THE SINGER LYL
NOOOOOUVA XD NOUUUVA MUH DICK LE ACCENT XD
LE TRAP ASSASSIN LE SECRET DICK XDDDDD
CHEMOCOPTER ___^___^_^__ AHAAHA CANCER XD
SILLY BEAR LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
BLOODCYKA HAHA CYKA C-Y-K-A XDDD
BENOMANCER BEST WAIFU XD HEH
MAPO LOL FUCKING MAPO XD WW@
WAIFURUNNER YOU WILL NEVER LICK HER DIRTY FEET XD LOL WAIFU LIKE IN MY ANIME
SKILL MAGI LE PURE SKILL LE LEARN TO PLAY 2SKILL4U XDDDDD
KOTL OF THE LIGHT ROOOOOOOLF GET IT HOLY SHIT XD
ENIGGER LAMAO HE IS BLACK XD BLACKHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
QOP OF PAIN XD BEST LE BUTT IN LE EVER XD
LE DARK SONIC TYRYRYRYRY TY TYT TYTYTYTYT XDD HE RUNS FAST !!!
BATSKATER XDDDDD HAHAHAH SKATES BATS XDDD
OUTHOUSE DECORATOR LOOOOOOOOL GET IT ITS LIKE HIS INITIALS XDDDDD
LITERALLY LITERAL L I T E R A LL Y OUR GUY XDDDDDD
EE-SAMA HAVE MERSY PFFAHAAHAHA
LOTS OF WORK BEHIND LE SCENES XDDD LE SHAG BARK ROFLCOPTER!!
TERRIBLADE ROFLMAOPMP XDD LE BAD HERO
LE FOUR WORDS XDDDD SOF BEATS FLAMEGUARD LEMAO ONLY ONE BUILD'

>Jungle Warwick
>Every game in my match history for the past 2-3 months has been jungle Warwick
>Pretty much all victories
>Normal blind pick
>Oh god why am I doing this
>My team instantly start bitching at each other
>Support and adc are obviously premade and are on something like skype
>Top Quinn "Don't worry guys, she's a viable top, just wait and see"
>Mid Nidalee
>Bott Thresh and Tristana
>Quinn gives first blood at 3 mins
>Nidalee fails constantly
>Thresh can't land his grab for shit
>Tristana feeding
>All turrets pushed
>Inhibs down
>Everyone dies when they go to check Baron
>They didn't wait for me
>Only one alive
>Oh fuck this shit
>B and grab Warmogs
>Jump onto Ez with my ult and activate Hydra
>Rape his ass
>Kill Katarina
>Singed throws me away
>Flash towards him
>Kill him
>Lulu and GP start to run
>Hit Lulu a few times
>Passive activates
>kill GP
>Kill Lulu
>PENTA KILL
>Destroy 2 mid turrets
>Head cos low health
>Finish build
>Team now think we can win
>All push mid
>Inhib down and in base
>Enemy team start to spawn
>Fucking killing time
>Kill Ez again
>DOUBLE KILL
>TRIPLE KILL
>QUADRA KILL
>PENTA KILL
>Holy fuck what have I become
>Rape last 2 turrets and Nexus
>Holy fuck WW GG
>GG wp WW
>5 honourable opponent
>4 teamwork
>6 friends requests
>2 game invites
Regularly get pentas now, silver 1 and about to head into gold league. Warwick is a fucking killing machine with the right items.


I could care less. I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but with all do respect, you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality, because it’s now like the pot calling the kettle cracked. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Accept the fax.

Irregardless, make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the fax, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake. Because when bush comes to shrub, I don't joke around.

REMINDER

REMINDER OF THE ONE GOLDEN TRUTH OF EXISTENCE

IF YOU ARE NOT IN THE 99%+ PERCENTILE

YOU ARE TRASH AND CANNOT OBJECTIVELY DEFEND YOUR EXISTENCE

ARE YOU SHORTER THAN 6'5?
IS YOUR DICK SMALLER THAN 9"
ARE YOU NOT WHITE WITH GREEN EYES AND FULL BLONDE HAIR?
CAN YOU NOT DEADLIFT 350LBS?

B R E A K OUT THE HELIUM BOYS

LIKE A THREE YEAR OLDS BIRTHDAY PARTY

YOU CANNOT DEFEND YOUR EXISTANCE

YOU HAVE LOST

AT THE WORLD STAGE

IN FRONT OF ALL OF THE GODS AND PERFECT HUMAN BEINGS ON 4CHAN AND THE INTERNET AT LARGE

IT'S TIME TO PUT YOURSELF DOWN

SUDOKU
BY
THE
NOBEL GAS

NOBLE DEATH