Retarded Chat Logs

// Retarded Chat Logs //

Bush Did 9/11: Yo, Spec
Specpawl: What's up?
Bush Did 9/11: Did you realize that Will Smith looks like that black nigga from Fresh Prince of Bel Air?
Specpawl: Urm...
Specpawl: He is that black nigga.
Bush Did 9/11: fuck.
Bush Did 9/11 is now Offline.

Eversmile #M9MarbleFade: Hey, you wanna queue up?
Spectral: Sure :D
Eversmile #M9MarbleFade: Lemme just get on my smurf c:
Spectral: Wait, you're riding a smurf while we're playing?
Spectral: That's uhm...
Spectral: Bestiality.
Eversmile #M9MarbleFade: NO
Eversmile #M9MarbleFade: NONONO
Eversmile #M9MarbleFade: GSFHGDGSHSJHjzktefg
Eversmile #M9MarbleFade: w2gtk j3	BRHZ6 P
Eversmile #M9MarbleFade: YOU'RE DIRTY MINDED!! *-*
Spectral: You said "Lemme just get on my smurf"
Spectral: If you typed in "Lemme log onto my smurf" we wouldn't have a problem.
Eversmile #M9MarbleFade: fuck off.
Eversmile #M9MarbleFade is now Offline.
(removed me as a friend :D)

im a god: Hey, I saw on your profile that you draw.
im a god: do you draw yiff?
Ya Boi Spec: Where did that come from? *-*
im a god: Do you?
Ya Boi Spec: No, I don't draw yiff ;-;
im a god: Can you try?
Ya Boi Spec: To what extent?
im a god: Anal?
Ya Boi Spec: Anal?
Ya Boi Spec: How old are you?
im a god: I'm 17 :D
Ya Boi Spec: Are you fucking serious?
im a god: Yeah
Ya Boi Spec: fuck off.
im a god: Why? :3
Ya Boi Spec: You're not 17.
im a god: Yes, I am
Ya Boi Spec: What's the square root of five?
im a god: your mom's a whore
im a god is now Offline.

(after a game of CS, and I helped my friend rankup to MG1)
Spectral: What did you want to tell me?
Roocha The Wolf: fuck me
Spectral: wat? *-*
Spectral: What do you mean? Like, legit or something bad happened?
Roocha The Wolf: no, like legit, fuck me
Roocha The Wolf: NICK, FUCK ME DADDY
Roocha The Wolf: GIMME ANAL
Spectral: Wait, what?!
Spectral: YOU AND ME ARE FRIENDS
Roocha The Wolf: but anal ;-;
Spectral: dude, how many brain cells do you have?
Roocha The Wolf: 69 :3 That's what we'll be doing.
Spectral: XD, dude..
Roocha The Wolf: Yes, daddy?
Spectral: You gotta throw some pickup lines at me. Not straight to the chase.
Spectral: I thought you were a classy guy.
Roocha The Wolf: Alright, you asked for it.
Spectral: Do your best.
Roocha The Wolf: You look factory new, but after I'm done with you, you'll be battlescarred :3
Spectral: I've heard that one before c:
Roocha The Wolf: I see that you're a fox, but are you a tiger in the bedroom? :3
Spectral: o_o
Spectral: Alright, you got me.
Roocha The Wolf: rly?! :D
Spectral: But calling me daddy is a bit... edgy.
Roocha The Wolf: YOU'RE DADDY, AND THAT'S FINAL.
Roocha The Wolf: YOU HELPED ME GET TO MG1.
Spectral: SO?! I'M STRAIGHT!
Roocha The Wolf: But you'll be bent over in a few minutes :3
Spectral: NO XD
Roocha The Wolf: YES!
Roocha The Wolf: *grabs Spectral by the neck*
Roocha The Wolf: *Rocha whispers into Spec's ear: Ready?*
Spectral: NO
Roocha The Wolf: Yes... :3
Spectral: NO!!
Roocha The Wolf: You sure? :3 I'm packing heat :D
Spectral: I'm positive.
Roocha The Wolf: HIV-positive?
Spectral: NO, LEGIT. STAHP.
Roocha The Wolf: Okay... D:

cyka blyat: spec, what is obama's last name?
cyka blyat: i'm not even kidding
Specpawl: ...

Eversmile: Brah
Spectral: Wut?
Eversmile: Is it just me
Eversmile: or can you not see shit when you close your eyes?
Spectral: OMG
Spectral: XDDDD
Spectral: IM DYING
Spectral: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK :DD
Spectral: ASGN
Spectral: ASBWsfgtu4314gt
Spectral: HGUIODASGFHQEW)RQ#&
Eversmile: Wtf?
Eversmile: It's supposed to be like that?!
Spectral: Yeah
Spectral: Go back and educate yourself :D
Eversmile: NU
Eversmile: I h8 school D:
Spectral: idfc
Eversmile: Guess I'll be the dumbest person you know.
Spectral: Trust me, I know worse :D

¡fexoe: ur oc is still adorable asf
Spectral: Thx ;o
¡fexoe: i would
¡fexoe: fuck it
Spectral: Oh
Spectral: K
¡fexoe: yes

Spectral ツ: when you're trying to blend in with da cool kids
Spectral ツ: you gotta do it
Spectral ツ: and yet you can't
Spectral ツ: because
Spectral ツ: they all know you're a furry
Spectral ツ: and then
Spectral ツ: they punch you
Spectral ツ: RIGHT IN THE NOSE :DD
♛ςคlεςเεη♛ CSGOSELL.com CS.MONEY: ROASTED

Vincent: i've never heard of a straight guy cuddling with another Straight buy
Vincent: guy*
Spectral ♥: urm
Spectral ♥: I do that. XD
Spectral ♥: well then
Spectral ♥: IM GAY
Vincent: xD
Spectral ♥: XD
Vincent: EXACTLY

(after a rage-inducing CS:GO game)
Eversmile: SPEC
Spectral! ♥: U WOT
Eversmile: If you do that again
Eversmile: what you did ingame
Eversmile: I will go to your house
Eversmile: while you're asleep
Spectral! ♥: ;3
Eversmile: Grab a drill
Eversmile: Drill your fucking forehead
Eversmile: To the thickness of my thumb
Eversmile: and then
Eversmile: I WILL FUCK THE HOLE
Spectral! ♥: ...
Eversmile: HARD
Spectral! ♥: Of course, of course ;3

DominicLockhart: fucking furfaggot
Spectral: xD
Spectral: I bet you kiss girls
Spectral: cunt

TwistedDaFox: Rest in Piece SpectralDaFox
TwistedDaFox: Reason of death. He got addicted to a serious drug named osu!

SpectralDaFox ¦: I'll be honest
SpectralDaFox ¦: I was fapping for the past hour
SpectralDaFox ¦: Trying to fucking cum
SpectralDaFox ¦: But for some fucking reason
SpectralDaFox ¦: I fucking can't
??faexy??: Oh , I know that feeling

DominicLockhart: im gonna put finger in.....mmmmm tasty
Spectral ¦: LMAO
DominicLockhart: tasty blood, wanna try it :/
DominicLockhart: :)*
Spectral ¦: I prefer bleach
Spectral ¦: no thanks
DominicLockhart: okay

SerialKiller (Dead): gg wh really
? FoxClient.exe (Dead): me?
? FoxClient.exe (Dead): lmao

*DEAD* Deadeye : YOU PIECE OF FURRY FUCKING SHIT
? *DEAD* FoxClient.exe: I jump through smokes :>

? Gaymer FoxClient.exe (B): Grenade
? m.John ? (Dead): terro retarded
+$3250 (Team): Enemy team eliminated
? FoxClient.exe (Dead): pls
? FoxClient.exe: im gay and i need money
? FoxClient.exe: can i suck your dick
Jojo: no
? FoxClient.exe: im not kidding about the gay part
? FoxClient.exe: i like dick
? *ENP* Cl3arwateR (Upper Tunnel): Flash
? *ENP* Cl3arwateR (Upper Tunnel): Smoke
? axxelottel (Lower Tunnel): Grenade
? FoxClient.exe: i have never dated a girl
? *ENP* Cl3arwateR (Upper Tunnel): Grenade
? axxelottel (Mid Doors): Flash
? Pr0n0id (Middle): Smoke
? FoxClient.exe: cuz i don't know how to pick em up

+300
? LEI (A): Flash
? Zombie (Dead): lol wtf
? SpectraL (Dead): lmao
+$1900 (Team): Round lost
Dankhus: i rly wanna say kys, but then im a furriphobe >:(
? SpectraL: :o
? SpectraL: xD
? SpectraL: <3

? SpectraL: zombie
? Zombie: yes
? SpectraL: lemme smash
? Zombie: k
? SpectraL: please
? Zombie: k

*DEAD* Chuache #FIXCSGO: Spectral, you are so retard
? Spectralsday: XD
? LEI: KKKKK
? Spectralsday: LMAO

Chuache #FIXCSGO: retarded using macros
? LEI (Middle): Smoke
? INGOTE PAI DE TODOS .!. (Rafters): Smoke
? dev1ce (Truck): Smoke
? Spectralsday: bhop too stronk
? LEI (Middle): Grenade

?Mr. Think Fast: spectralezi more like gayfaggniggerlezi
¦ J0keR ¦ (Connector): Flash
? Spectralezi: LMAO

Spectralezi: hey
Spectralezi: wanna play?
Spectralezi: or are you gonna continue jerking that microdick of yours?

8:26 AM - ?Splash??™: omg
8:26 AM - ?Splash??™: xD
8:26 AM - ¦ Spectral ¦: what XD
8:26 AM - ?Splash??™: GTA : YIff Andreas
8:26 AM - ?Splash??™: Gg
8:27 AM - ¦ Spectral ¦: yes man
8:27 AM - ?Splash??™: well, Have fun shooting yiff at people
8:27 AM - ¦ Spectral ¦: of course x3

(CSGO lobby shenanigans)
Connected to lobby.
Specezi invited Dankhus
Specezi invited haloss
haloss joined
haloss: fuck me spec
Specezi: yes
haloss: hard
haloss: when i was a fetus
haloss: my mom had me aborted
Specezi: same
Specezi: I evolved from a fucking cucumber
haloss: so i hit her with a pan and my parents had me deported


● Specezi: Knud
● Te_[A]mo (Top of Mid): Decoy
● Specezi (Upper Tunnel): Flash
Knud :O: ?
● ANDRVKGM s1mple CS.MONEY (Middle): Smoke
● Specezi: hai
● ✪ MFM (B): * Planting *
+$3250 (Team): Enemy team eliminated
Gretes badboy (Dead): for fuck sake.
● Specezi (Dead): ntnt
Knud :O: ????
● Specezi: HAI
● Specezi: I SAID HAI
● Specezi: HI
● Specezi: HEY
Knud :O: hi
● Specezi: HELLO
Gretes badboy: lol
● Specezi: BIENVENUE

NooB joined (nearby player)
NooB: anals
NooB left
Specezi: ???