Two Bayonettas, Rough Draftish

"Two Bayonettas"
Mec

I was playing the Bone
I was drinking alone
When this faggot came on a A  D

He said I'm tellin' you
That Pikmin has proven
That Nintendo was healed by the /v/ (???)

That got me goin'
Without even knowin'
Turned off the Kinect and sat down

Now I'm  a Wonderful One
And I'm havin some fun
Tonight I'll get that pure plat  (???)

So bring me two Bayonettas
One for each screen
Let's set sail with Captain Falcon
And never get a new game

Gonzales,  I forgot him
I buried him in Glitz Pit
So bring me two Bayonettas
I said goodbye to those games that were shit

Oh now I've gotta say
That the water in these games
Looks pretty damn good outta nowhere

Eases my mind
By leavin' behind
The shit games  that /v/ often brings (???)

Now I've got a smile        (???)
That goes on for miles 		(???)
With no inclination to roam (???)

I've gotta say
That I think I'll gotta stay
Cause this console's feeling more like home

So bring me two Bayonettas
One for each screen
Let's set sail with Captain Falcon
And never get a new game

Gonzales, I forgot him
I buried Glitz Pit
So bring me two Bayonettas
I said goodbye to those games that were shit