Opt.1: Uh, I, What?, by Mc_Swagger

Uh, I, What? Mc_Swagger 02/22/14(Sat)12:31 UTC-5 No.16434583
Replies: >>16434836

>Be Narco-Anon, at Sometime around 1:00 in the Morning.
>Having just recovered from a nap, you notice the usual keyboard-face dents reflected in a nearby mirror.
>Onscreen, was... Oh, the everlovable 4chan. Specifically, an /MLP/ thread. You notice that the last post was your own?
>Of course, you don't remember posting that. It happened, occasionally, you'd wake up and find that you'd done something, or somethings while asleep. Reading through the topic revealed it was a thread on... Options 1/2?
>Going to Equestria? wut. Well, whatever. For your own post, it seemed you'd picked... 1? and some jibberish about taking a trenchcoat and becoming overlord anon, or something.
"...Well. I guess I can add Sleeplurking to my list of talents while asleep, heh."
>About to read through the topic, you're disturbed by a sudden stench aggravating your nose, And the sound of someone breathing heavily, like they'd just run a marathon, or something.
>Spinning around in your fancy leather chair (Which, While comfy, was falling apart at this point), you witness the horrid form of-Wait, no, that's a person.
>Easily fitting into 'Most Obese Person' you'd ever seen, you're quite surprised he was even able to fit into your room with his bulk.
>Not to mention the fact that you're pretty sure all of the doors to your house were locked.
"...Uh, Hello?"
>"...Choice One..."
>With those words he suddenly grabbed you, and everything went Rainbow, blurring together, along with the gut wrenching feeling of being turned inside out, and drunk like a glass of water.

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Uh, I, What? Mc_Swagger 02/22/14(Sat)12:47 UTC-5 No.16434836
Replies: >>16435084 >>16435608

>>16434583

>Next thing you know, your feet hit the ground, quite hard from the shock that flows up your legs, actually.
>Before you can really get a look of where you are, a sudden, Really Fucking Bright rainbow beam flows past you, pretty much blinding your still adjusting eyes.
>You proceed to swish your trenchcoat to cover your eyes! ...A trenchcoat you're pretty sure you weren't wearing a moment ago, at home.
>Now, you were lucky enough to be somewhat quickwitted, so, you were able to put together that, even if this was some kinda twisted dream/Nightmare, you had ended up in equestria somehow. And were at the scene where the Elements were being used, most likely.
>"Noooooo!"
>Now, if you remembered right, this was where a really bright flash of white light happened, revealing the main six on the ground. You totally didn't drop the coat edge, and closed your eyes. THE COAT DIDN'T HELP MUCH.
>The insides of your eyes lit up pretty damn brightly still, before fading away, at which point you fixed up your coat, and took a look at the room.
>Nightmare, now back to luna, on the ground. Main six all over the ground... pretty much scattered infront of you. Seeing the sparkly jewellery was setting off the ol' Kleptomania urges...

Well /MLP/ Wat Do?

Uh, I, What? Mc_Swagger 02/22/14(Sat)13:38 UTC-5 No.16435608
Replies: >>16435857 >>16451795

>>16434836

>Well, you were never one for being able to resist your urges. You proceeded over to the still recovering ponies, and take their shiny new jewellery. Which you wore. Badly. >Necklaces were obviously too small, so you wore them like bangles on your arms. Twilights little crown went atop your head, which you covered with the fedora you were wearing. Another item of clothing, that you don't remember having.
>While you were quite pleased with yourself at this point, it appeared that the ponies had recovered from their ordeal... and were staring at you, unsure how to proceed with this sudden development, perhaps?
>You also remembered that Celestia was supposed to turn up soon. Considering your pilfering, meeting her would probably end badly at this point.
>The ponies seemed to have recovered already, and were approaching. Flutters seemed to be a bit meek at the back, while you had Rainbow, Rarity and Twilight coming up on the front. Applejack was eyeing you as well, and the others looked to be about to-
>"Uh, Who-"
>"Hey, those are-"
>"How Rude!"
>Yeah, lots of talking, interrupting eachother, all that. You ignored them for a moment, sighting a nearby window... and grinned. Moving quickly...
"I AM A PRETTY PONY PRINCESS! And, I Can FLY!"
>Proceeded to jump out the window.
>"...What."
>The ponies scamper to the window you just left, and witness you... Glide away using your trenchcoat as a hanglider. Somehow. The surprise and shock lasts long enough for you to divert your flight behind some trees, and attempt to hide in the forest.
>You do manage to catch the sight of a white rump vanishing into the castle as you do, which meant that you managed to just avoid Celestia's appearance. Lucky!

Uh, I, What? Mc_Swagger 02/23/14(Sun)05:00 UTC-5 No.16451795
Replies: >>16452081

>>16435608

>Of course, those ponies would be after you as soon as they could... Possibly after clearing things up with Celestia.
>However, you already had a bit of a problem. That swing of yours did put you out of their sight, but, it also had you heading into a thick grove of trees. One of which you were heading towards. Obviously, you didn't want to hit it.
"...Ah, Crap. No, no no~!"
>You couldn't really pull out of the dive you had put yourself in, and were heading a bit too fast to change the direction...
>So, after a few attempts to alter your path, you ended up trying to kick out at the tree, to push away from it. Your foot hit the tree... and then the world suddenly lit up with Orange, blinding you for a moment.
>A thump preceded your landing, as you felt your back hit the ground, and, after blinking the spots out of your eyes, you scoped out your landing.
>A slight pain along your spine was easily ignored, as you noticed the... lack, of the tree you had been about to crash into. Infact, there was what seemed to be small path carved into the forest in that direction, shattered trees on either side. Huh.
>A look at yourself, revealed that you were fine, if a bit dirty from the landing... and that for whatever reason, the necklace you snagged from Applejack was glowing.

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Mc_Swagger 02/23/14(Sun)05:40 UTC-5 No.16452081
Replies: >>16456787

>>16451795

>...Well, that's not Ominous at all. Still, you got up off your backside, and went to take a look at that path. The spot where you last saw the tree was a bit of a mess, looking like it had been roughly ripped from the soil... Which, somehow, you managed to do with a kick, it seemed.
>Coincidence that you suddenly had some kinda super kick/strength, and apple jack's little trinket was glowing? Probably not. It was also still glowing right now, which was kinda odd. TIME TO TEST A THEORY.
>Moving up to a nearby tree, you grasped it around the trunk. kinda. It was quite thick, so you couldn't really reach around it fully. You then pulled UP on it.
>The wood Creaked, your arms hurt a bit, but the tree started to come out of the ground! a few moments later, you dropped it on the ground, uprooted and everything.
"...That was Much harder then that kick though."
>With that thought, you looked at the tree. And proceeded to push on it with one foot.
>...It went rolling across the clearing like a tube of cardboard.
"...So, Super Leg Strength? Maybe some to the arms? But, how am I supposed to show off how much I can lift? Damnit."