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"Luna, my arms hurt..." Kamui was carrying bags of candy in his hands, sweating like a pig under the heat of the sun.

"Tough. Just wait until we get back to the house." His curvaceous wife Luna, was licking on a chocolate ice cream cone.

"Well, at least can I have-"

"No."

"Please?"

"No!"

"C'mon, Luna-"

"I SAID NO! NOW SHUT UP AND CARRY THOSE BAGS!" Luna glared at her husband and snorted.

Kamui sighed. This was going to be a hell of a walk. Why did he marry Luna again? The reminder came in form of his wife's big bubble butt bouncing with each step she took as she walked in front of him. Damn her and her sexy chubby body...


After reaching the house and putting the stuff up, Kamui headed for the bathroom, poured some bathwater for the tub, and put some bubble bath soap in. "Ahhh... This is going to be relaxing. Just me and the soothing water to comfort my body and mind." He smiled as he stepped into the tub and immersed himself into the warm water, letting out a sigh of bliss and relief. "At last, peace and quiet. And there's nothing that can ruin this."

Suddenly, he heard stomping towards the bathroom door. Kamui recognized these stomps anywhere. "Oh, gods, no..." He moaned, gloom and doom written on his face.

The door swung open, revealing a grumpy Luna with her hands on her hips. "So this is where you've been hiding from me."

"L-Luna! W-What are you doing here? I thought you were with our daughter!" Kamui squeaked as he slid deeper into the water.

"I sent her off to hang out with her friends, so we could have some alone time." Luna smirked. "But I see you've started without me. Now, that's just not fair."

"Listen, Luna..." Kamui gulped and gathered his resolve. "I'm sorry... I can make it up to you in bed! Just please let me enjoy my bath..."

"Oh, no." Luna sneered as she began to take off her clothes. "We're going to have our fun. Right here, right now." Kamui gulped as she flung her clothes on top of his, leaving her in her plump, nude glory. "And you're going to love this."

"Luna-"

"No more talking," She stalked towards the bathtub and stepped inside, the water rising to the rim due to her thick and curvy body. "You just shut up and have fun."

Kamui gulped as he felt Luna's hand slide towards his groin and grab his cock. His wife let out a giggle as she began to jerk him off under the water. "L-Luna..."

"Shut up." The redhead growled as she felt her hubby's cock go erect in her hand, throbbing. "Now, my little man, let's try an experiment, shall we?" She moved forward, water splashing around her body and flying out of the tub.

"You're making things wet!" Kamui whined at his wife. "S-Stop splashing around so much...!"

"I SAID SHUT UP!" Luna snapped at him as she lowered her body over his submerged cock, her pussy taking it all inside. "Oooh...! That feels so good!" She cackled madly, shaking her wide hips in the sloshing water.

Kamui let out a groan as his chubby wife began to ride him in the bathtub, water splashing against her jiggling pudgy tummy and her bouncing large breasts. "Luna...! You're making a mess!" he cried out, feeling his wife's ass slamming onto his thighs harshly.

"Ugh! Fuck! Shit!" Luna cursed loudly as she shook her long red hair in the air, water splashing onto her face. "Who the fuck put bubble bath in the water?!" She hissed angrily as she rubbed her eyes.

"T-That's why I told you to stop splashing about!" Kamui spluttered out, panting and spitting out water. "N-Now you got soap in your eyes!" He shook his head. Honestly, Luna behaved like a child at times.

"Fuck it! I'm not going to let that stop me." The redhead growled as she sped up her riding on her poor hubsand's cock, her hands gripping onto his underwater chest. "Gods! Ungh! Come on! Cum, dammit! CUM!"

"L-L-Lunaaaa!" Kamui closed his eyes and let out a moaning cry as he shot his seed in his wife's pussy, hearing her scream out in pleasure.

"FUCK!" Luna gasped out loudly as she grabbed the sides of the bathtub, panting like a wild animal. "Oh, fucking shit. Kamui... Kamui, where the fuck are you?!"

"I'm here, babe. I'm right here."

"Get me a towel. I need to clean my eyes out."

"But you're on top of me. How am I supposed to do that?" Kamui asked pointedly.

"I DON'T FUCKING KNOW! IMPROVISE!"

Luna's husband shrugged and grabbed the nearest thing he could reach from the bathtub and gave it to his wife, who vigorously rubbed it on her eyes. The redhead let out a relieved sigh as she flung the object away, her vision returning.

"About time. Thanks, Kamui."

"N-No problem."

The couple then got out of the bath and grabbed some towels to dry themselves off. Kamui sighed as he picked up his clothes. 'Should I tell Luna about how she wiped her eyes clean with her own-' His thoughts were cut off by Luna's screech.

"WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY ARE MY PANTIES WET?!"

'Never mind. I just hope she doesn't put two and two toge-' His thoughts were interrupted once again by Luna's growling.

"Kamui...!" The redhead glared daggers at him. "Did you give me my fucking panties to clean my eyes?!"

"They were the only thing close to the bathtub..." Kamui squeaked, backing away from his pissed off wife and running out the door.

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" Luna ran after her retreating husband, fire in her eyes as she began to chase him around the house, screaming death threats at him.

It was just another day in the life of a not-so-ordinary couple.