AdventureNon Part 1

>Princess Luna waves a weary hoof at the strange creature standing before her. “Ho there strange adventurer. What brings you to the moon?”
Anon takes he hand away from his crossbow. “Oh, hey there ma’am. Just exploring, you know, getting a lay of the land and all that.”
>“Well it is certainly nice to meet someone else up here.”
Anon walks over and slumps down next to Luna. “Yep, place looks pretty lonely. Pretty though.”
Nodding in agreement, Luna idly wonders how long she’s been here before shaking it off and addressing Anon. “I am Princess Luna.”
“Princess of what?”
>Luna motions to all around her, “The moon, sadly it is now my prison...”
“Neat.”
>Luna frowns. “You seem entirely too at ease with this.”
“Princess, in my line of work you see this kinda stuff all the time.”
>“Really?”
Anon barks out a laugh and leans back. “Oh ya, you wouldn’t believe the places I’ve found princess’s. Like seagulls getting stuck in plastic can holders… its just natural.”
>“I know not of what you speak but I am happy to meet you Mr…”
“Oh ya! Names Anonymous. Hero of the land and all that.”
>“What land?”
“Whichever really.”
>Luna turns her head slightly and mulls over Anon‘s words. “So… a freelancer?”
“Pretty much. So, you’re imprisoned… and became princess of the moon.”
>“Actually I was princess before my imprisonment.”
“Hmmm so let me guess… evil step sister made a play for power?”
>Luna shakes her head furiously. “No no no, nothing like that.”
 Anon scratches his chin in thought. “So… curse then?”
>Luna stands up and turns to Anon. Her eyes glow white with power as her mane and fur shift to a darker more sinister appearance. “Pitiful FOAL! You shall know the true terror or Nightmare Mooooooon!”
“Called it.” Anon shrugs and grabs his backpack.
>Flapping her powerful wings Nightmare Moon hovers into the air and strikes a dominant pose. “You shall bow your neck and cower before us!”
Anon pulls out a fiery looking feather and throws it at her. The feather just slowly falls to the ground. “Hmm nope…”
>“You foal! What are you doing!?”
 “Maybe this…” Anon tosses a green looking vial which shatteres and covers nightmare moon with a thick green ichor.
>Nightmare falls to the ground and dry heaves at the smell of it. “ What… what is this!?”
“Antidote… didn’t seem to work… how about…”
>A mix of disgust and fear starts to spread over Nightmares face. “No….no I command you do stop!”
Anon tosses another vial. “This one?”
Nightmare Moon lifts her head to the sky and stretches her limbs out as she lets out a terrifying scream. “Nooooooooooooooooo.”
>With a flash of light and a dash of smoke. Nightmare Moon is gone, leaving behind only Princess Luna.
Anon smiles smugly. “Easy.”
>Luna slowly stands up. “You…. You have freed me…”
“Yep, never underestimate an alchemists potion pouch.”
>“A… common potion?”
Anon nods.
>Luna turns away from Anon and stares up at her home planet. “So.. I can go home now..”
“Mm hm, can I bum a ride? I’m out of teleport scrolls.”
>Luna nods and closes her eyes. Her horn glows with power as she summons forth her magical strength. But with a flash of light, she is knocked to the ground.
Anon rushes over next to her. “You all right? Need more mana?”
>Luna turns away from him, trying to hide her downcast expression. I’m sorry Sir Anonymous… but the hex keeping me here is still in place…I don‘t have the power to break it.”
Anon shrugs. “Well that cool, we’ll just raid the Moon temple, probably a way to get out of here hidden in there.
>Luna turns back to Anon with a confused look. “What moon temple?”
Anon shrugs. “Well we’re on a moon. I assume there’s a moon temple somewhere around here.”
>“As far as I know… there is no such …”
>She’s quickly interrupted as a shadowy figure leaps out of the shadows and loudly ‘whispers’ to his friend. “Curses! Our mighty queen Nightmare Moon has been defeated! Let us retreat to the Moon Castle, which is to our direct south as well as shown on this elaborate map that I am carrying right now in my left claw, and warn the other minions that some heroes are gonna come and steal our crystal teleporter! The only thing on the moon that can get them to Equestria!”
>His shadowy friend nods in agreement before shouting back. “Let us escape before they notice and defeat us!”

Anon idly reloads his auto-crossbow as he searches the shadows for loot. “Well with that settled, guess you can join my party.”
>“Party?”
Anon takes the map and a sack full of equipment from the remains. “So what class are you? Healer? Tank? Dps? You got magic so I assume deeps…”
>Luna just stands there, frozen with shock as Anon starts dressing her in equipment.
“Swordmage huh, cool, grab the shield. You’re on tanking duty.
>“This is all very confusing.”
“Well buckle up Princess, we got a castle to raid.”
>Grasping her new fiery looking sword, Luna smiles and nods. “Yes, let us bring ruin to our enemies!”
Anon gently pats her on the back. “That’s the spirit.”