oh shit my monitor turned off again
it's bad enough i'm playing with a touchpad
dumb headset!
hold up guys my aimbot crashed
WONDERFUL, SIMPLY FUCKING WONDERFUL flash player just wants an update right now FOR FUCKS SAKE
wtf my keyboard fell off the desk?? what is the odds!!
rofl my monitor is off and i'm playing via morse code and a complex system of ech0location
hl2.exe has stopped responding
NO WAY lucky bastard, fuck yeah
my client is bugged
cocksucking lag
who made this mouse omg
goddamn room on fire
C'mon bro, you're shitting on my tits
server bug
wow my keyboard turned off wtf
jesus fucking lag man, i swear someones downloading porn
keyboard ran out of battery for fucks sake
dammit my monitor fell off my desk
if u stopped hacking i would kill u
all luck no skill
god who touched my mouse
how about u turn of aimbot, and than fight me
omg stop camping u noob
how about you get off redtube and fight me like a real man
wtf power outage
internet cable snapped WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
damnit i think my roommates covering the router in aluminum foil again
dont you hate it when a roll of aluminum foil just covers your internet card
fucking nsa taking up so much bandwith watching me get some sick frags
holy shit lag i think my little brothers minecraft server just started ffs
yeah im hosting this server, so i get a bit more lag then you
EARTHQUAKE WTF POWER OUTAGE
HOUSE IS FLODDING INTERNETS GETTING CHOPPY
goddamnit this internet sucks, Im going to have to tap into my other neighbours internet in a bit.
Yeah you know what, you can have that kill. It's not like you are going to get any more any time soon.