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Kirk / Jacob 2

Sep 6th, 2015
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  1. 12:07 jacobBrandt ***WELCOME TO ESPERCHAT!***
  2. 12:07 jacobBrandt oh you came back on
  3. 12:08 jacobBrandt hello again psionicPskateboard
  4. 12:08 psionicPskateboard Um, hi there.
  5. 12:09 psionicPskateboard Who are you again?
  6. 12:10 jacobBrandt my name is jacob brandt
  7. 12:11 jacobBrandt it has been seven months at least so i do not blame you for forgetting
  8. 12:11 psionicPskateboard Oh.
  9. 12:11 psionicPskateboard Well, uh, what happened last time?
  10. 12:13 jacobBrandt nothing of much interest
  11. 12:14 jacobBrandt we both live in leechville it seems
  12. 12:14 jacobBrandt you must have seen the news that the park exploded
  13. 12:16 psionicPskateboard Well, uh, not yet actually.
  14. 12:17 psionicPskateboard I slept in today a bit.
  15. 12:17 psionicPskateboard Wait, the park _exploded?_
  16. 12:18 jacobBrandt yes
  17. 12:19 psionicPskateboard That's kind of hard to believe.
  18. 12:19 jacobBrandt i am extremely angry
  19. 12:19 psionicPskateboard Well, it is pretty weird.
  20. 12:19 jacobBrandt a person named callum did it
  21. 12:19 jacobBrandt apparently it was an accident
  22. 12:19 psionicPskateboard Well that's good.
  23. 12:20 jacobBrandt still killed 22 people
  24. 12:20 psionicPskateboard At least it wasn't terrorists, or anything like that.
  25. 12:20 psionicPskateboard Yeesh.
  26. 12:20 jacobBrandt if my friend wasn't in the warehouse comforting him i would have ended him myself
  27. 12:21 psionicPskateboard Uh, wow.
  28. 12:21 psionicPskateboard That's a bit extreme.
  29. 12:21 psionicPskateboard Why not just turn over to the police?
  30. 12:21 jacobBrandt god knows the police is incapable of anything
  31. 12:22 psionicPskateboard I don't know about that.
  32. 12:22 psionicPskateboard And besides, it's never good to take the law into your own hands.
  33. 12:23 psionicPskateboard Especially when it involves murdering someone.
  34. 12:27 jacobBrandt i suppose you are right
  35. 12:27 jacobBrandt i just cant believe aurora wasn't mad about it
  36. 12:28 jacobBrandt that was my friend who was comforting him
  37. 12:28 jacobBrandt used to be my friend
  38. 12:29 psionicPskateboard Wait, Aurora?
  39. 12:43 jacobBrandt that is her
  40. 12:43 jacobBrandt funny how she prefers to be friend with a killer than with me
  41. 12:44 psionicPskateboard Well, she's probably just trying to help out.
  42. 12:45 psionicPskateboard And if it was an accident, then he's not exactly a murder.
  43. 12:45 psionicPskateboard Just a... manslaughter-er.
  44. 12:45 jacobBrandt he should not have been playing with dangerous chemicals in the first place
  45. 12:47 psionicPskateboard That's probably true.
  46. 12:47 jacobBrandt how do you know her
  47. 12:47 psionicPskateboard We met at school a while back.
  48. 12:48 psionicPskateboard She mad quite an entrance.
  49. 12:48 jacobBrandt what is your name
  50. 12:48 psionicPskateboard Kirk.
  51. 12:49 jacobBrandt nice to meet you kirk
  52. 12:49 jacobBrandt you live in the forest right
  53. 12:50 jacobBrandt if i recall correctly
  54. 12:50 psionicPskateboard Uh, yes.
  55. 12:50 psionicPskateboard How do you know that?
  56. 12:50 jacobBrandt you told me about it last time we met
  57. 12:50 psionicPskateboard Oh. Okay.
  58. 12:51 jacobBrandt do you remember where i lived
  59. 12:51 psionicPskateboard I don't think so.
  60. 12:51 psionicPskateboard I don't even really remember who you are.
  61. 12:53 psionicPskateboard Can you think of anything that would remind me of the last time we talked?
  62. 12:56 jacobBrandt last time we talked terrorman1227 interrupted us
  63. 12:56 jacobBrandt terrorman1337 i mean
  64. 12:57 psionicPskateboard Who's that?
  65. 12:57 jacobBrandt im not sure
  66. 12:57 jacobBrandt he was someone who just needed a password from me
  67. 13:00 psionicPskateboard Oh, so _that's_ who you are.
  68. 13:00 psionicPskateboard That weird guy who "finds" things.
  69. 13:00 jacobBrandt yes
  70. 13:02 psionicPskateboard Okay then.
  71. 13:04 psionicPskateboard So, uh, what's going on with you?
  72. 13:06 jacobBrandt i am looking for halloween decorations
  73. 13:06 psionicPskateboard Oh.
  74. 13:07 psionicPskateboard Well that seems rather unextraordinary compared to whatever it was that last time.
  75. 13:12 jacobBrandt not many places sell halloween decorations at this time unfortunately
  76. 13:12 jacobBrandt might have to order some online
  77. 13:14 psionicPskateboard Yeah, that makes sense.
  78. 13:14 psionicPskateboard Why do you need Halloween stuff this time of year, anyway?
  79. 13:15 jacobBrandt they are fun to scare people with
  80. 13:16 jacobBrandt http://www.immortalmasks.com/ is one of my favorite places to buy them
  81. 13:18 jacobBrandt so real looking
  82. 13:18 psionicPskateboard Oh, uh, that's... interesting.
  83. 13:19 psionicPskateboard Why do you need to scare people anyway?
  84. 13:20 jacobBrandt to keep people away from my house
  85. 13:20 psionicPskateboard Oh, phew.
  86. 13:20 psionicPskateboard That makes a bit of sense, I suppose.
  87. 13:21 jacobBrandt do you expect me to put a sheet over my head
  88. 13:21 jacobBrandt that does not work anymore
  89. 13:21 psionicPskateboard No, no.
  90. 13:21 psionicPskateboard Wait, _anymore?_
  91. 13:23 jacobBrandt ghosts used to be pretty scary
  92. 13:25 psionicPskateboard Why aren't they scary anymore?
  93. 13:26 jacobBrandt because they are a person in bedsheets
  94. 13:26 psionicPskateboard Okay, yeah. That makes sense.
  95. 13:27 jacobBrandt well then
  96. 13:28 jacobBrandt i need to go order some masks
  97. 13:29 jacobBrandt goodbye
  98. 13:29 psionicPskateboard Okay.
  99. 13:29 psionicPskateboard Bye Jacob.
  100. 13:29 jacobBrandt **** USER: jacobBrandt HAS LEFT ESPERCHAT
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