Creepypasta Overcoming Guide

If you're afraid to read every single popular Creepypasta, here's the guide to overcome that.

If you're scared of Slenderman, imagine that he's in our room with you, and imagine that he's walking up to you, as he makes his way towards you, pretend to hear static and then punch Slenderman in the face. Now say: "Fuck you ya no faced bastard, I'm the pimp and you're my business bitch"

If you're scared of Jeff the killer, imagine that he's staring at your room, your curtains as you lay in your bed. Imagine him saying: "SSHHHH, GO TO SLEEP!". And see him ready to stab you, and then say: "Hell no ya joker poser sucka", and imagine breaking his hand and taking his knife and throwing it out the window. Now say: "Alright leather face, you're my serial whoe, and I'm the serial pimp"

If you're scared of The Rake, imagine that he's sitting in the corner of your room staring at you. See him asking you: "Please, sacrifices, give me sacrifices". Say: "No thanks I'm good long nails".

Imagine he is jumping on to you and whispering in your ear: "Then I'll have to rip you to shreds, I'll mutilate you and drink your blood with pleasure". Say: "Fuck you tiny Tim" and imagine punching your fist through his stomach and ripping off his long blades. After this say: "Alright Mr. Sacrifice, how bout you be my crazy bitch".

If Smile dog scares you, imagine him in your head telling you: "spread the word or I will drag your soul to hell". Respond with: "You may be in my nightmares, but you're still a dream, and I control your dreams, and that makes you my pet huskie, my top dog". Now imagine him disappear from your mind and manifest next to you. Imagine that he is now your pet huskie, and he will do what you say.

If Eyeless Jack scares you, imagine him staring at you with his eyeless sockets saying: "organs, delicious organs". Tell him this: "sorry, but your organs taste better, I want them!". Imagine him running away in fear.

Now just imagine yourself sitting on a golden throne petting smile dog, while your slaves are now Slenderman, Jeff the killer, The Rake, and Eyeless Jack. If you fear any other pasta monster/ killer/ criminal/ demon/ spirit/ creature/ image/ programed fear icon or anything else, imagine that they're your slaves as well.

My best advice is that, if you imagine yourself being watched, imagine you watching them. If you feel like someone's gonna get you, imagine that you're gonna get them. Think as if you're the thing they fear, not the thing the thing that fears....