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- Lyrics - http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/avenueq/everyonesalittlebitracist.htm
- Avenue Q Everyone's A Little Bit Racist - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMeU_szhZ6E
- Instrumental - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3jf5uRAZTg
- Cast:
- Princeton - Anon
- Kate Monster - Feminist
- Gary Coleman - Developer
- Brian: Journalist
- Christmas Eve: Feminist 2
- Anon: Hey, Feminist? Can I ask you a question?
- Feminist: Sure!
- Anon: You know /v/, upstairs?
- Feminist: Uh-huh.
- Anon: Well he loves video games, and you hate video games.
- Feminist: Right.
- Anon: You both feel strongly about vidya.
- Feminst: Yeah.
- Anon: Are you two related?
- Feminist: What! Anon, I'm surprised at you. I find that sexist.
- Anon: Oh, well I'm sorry! I was just asking?
- Feminist: Well, it's a touchy subject. No, not all vidya is related. What are you trying to say huh, that this board is for everyone? Huh, huh, huh?
- Anon: No, no, no, not at all! I'm sorry, I guess that was a little bit sexist.
- Feminist: I should say so. You should check your privilege more when talking about things like video games.
- Anon: Well, look who's talking!
- Feminist: What do you mean?
- Anon: What about that Tumblr site you're always on?
- Feminist: What about it?
- Anon: Well I'm thinking about taling vidya there
- Feminist: No, CIS pig men aren't allo-
- Anon: You see?! You're a little bit sexist
- Feminist: Well, you're a little bit too.
- Anon: I guess we're all a little bit sexist
- Feminist: Admitting it is not an easy thing to do
- Anon: But I guess its true
- Feminist: Between me and you I think
- Both: Everyone's a little bit sexist
- Sometimes.
- Doesn't mean we go
- Around ruining others lives.
- Look around and you will find
- That no one's really scum all the time
- Maybe it's a fact
- We all should face
- Everyone makes judgements
- Based on rape
- Anon: Now not big judgements, like who to hire or who to play vidya with -
- Feminist: No!
- Anon: No, just little judgements like thinking that journalists should stop hyping all these shitty AAA shooters!
- Feminist: Right!
- Both: Everyone's a little bit sexist
- Today
- So everyone's a little bit sexist,
- Okay!
- Dickwolves and such might be uncouth
- But you laugh cause vidya's never been that smooth
- Don't take bants as
- personal attacks
- Dickwolves are pretty funny
- So relax!
- Anon: Alright, stop me if you've heard this one.
- Feminist: Okay!
- Anon: So, there's a video game being made, and there's day one DLC. And there's an alien, a shitty kid...
- Feminist: And three color-coded endings!
- Developer: What're you saying Feminist?
- Feminist: Uh...
- Developer: You were making fun of revolutionary games weren't you!
- Anon: Well, sure Dev, but a lot of people hate ME3.
- Developer: I don't.
- Anon: Well of course YOU don't, you worked on it! But I bet you hate Gone Home, right?
- Developer: Well, sure I do. Those stupid lesbians!
- Anon: Well, now don't you think that's a little bit sexist?
- Developer: Well, damn. I guess you're right.
- Feminist: You're a little bit sexist.
- Developer: Well you're a little bit too.
- Anon: We're all a little bit sexist.
- Developer: I think that I would
- have to agree with you.
- Fem/Anon: We're glad you do.
- Developer: It's sad but true!
- Everyone's a little bit sexist -
- All right?
- Feminist: All right!
- Anon: All right!
- Developer: All right!
- Bigotry has never been
- Exclusively white
- All:
- If we all could just admit
- That games and sex are irrelevant
- Even though we all know
- That it's true
- Maybe it would help us
- Not bait for (You)s!
- Anon: Oh well, at least I'm not Anthony Burch!
- Developer: Now there was a fine, upstanding developer!
- Anon: Who?
- Developer: Anthony Burch!
- Feminist: But, Dev, Anthony was a sexist.
- Developer: No, he saved Borderlands.
- Feminist: No, he was a sexist.
- Developer: No I'm pretty sure that he saved Borderla-
- Anon: Guys, guys! Anthony Burch was... a cuck!
- *laughter*
- Journalist: Hey guys, what are you laughing about?
- Developer: Sexism!
- Journalist: Cool!
- Feminist 2: Journo! Come back here! You take out GamerGate!
- Anon: What's that mean?
- Journalist: Um, save the internet?
- *laughter*
- Hey, don't laugh at her!
- How many times a day are you triggered?
- Feminist 1: Come off it, Journo!
- Everyone's a little bit sexist,
- Journalist: I'm not!
- Anon: oh no?
- Journalist: Nope! How often have you white knighted
- for naught?
- Feminist 2: What? Journo!
- Anon: Journo buddy where you been? You don't get chicks by shitpostin'!
- Feminist 2: I know you aren't intending to be
- But white knighting is -
- offensive to me
- Journo: I'm sorry Feminist, I love you.
- Feminist 2: You're a rapist.
- Journo: Yeah, you're sexist too.
- Feminist 2: Yes, I know.
- The publishers have
- money
- and the devs make stuff
- that's fun.
- And I'm always left triggered
- By whatever is on twitter!
- Anon: You too?
- Feminist: Me too!
- Developer: I can't even USE twitter!
- All:
- Everyone's a little bit sexist
- It's true!
- But everyone is just about as sexist
- As you!
- If we all could just admit
- That we are sexist a little bit,
- And everyone stopped being
- So PC
- Maybe we could live in -
- Harmony!
- Feminist 2: Everyone's reported to twitter!
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