Main Six "Buddy Dump" Story (SCAT)

	Twilight levitated a test tube full of green liquid above a triangular vial filled with goopy yellow muck and began to pour the green liquid in. Her eyes were squinted and her teeth were gritted. As soon as the first drop of green hit the yellow goo, there was a mini explosion with a puff of smoke. Twilight burst into a smile and yelled “I did it! I did it!!”
	Rainbow Dash looked up from the 27th installment of the Daring Do series she was reading over on Twilight’s love seat. “Did what Twilight?”
	Applejack chimed in from over on the couch (next to Rarity), “Yeah, what crazy magical hooey have yah cooked up now?”
	Rarity worriedly asked, “It’s not messy, is it?”
	Twilight responded assuredly, “I have created a potion that, upon consumption, triggers a physical reaction within the stomach and bowels that magically synchronizes with anypony else in the room with you, causing you to all need to defecate at exactly the same moment!”
	For a moment all the ponies went silent. Then Pinkie Pie, who up until this moment had been eating a large cake right off of the floor, cried out, “What??”
	Fluttershy came into the room from upstairs, having easily overheard what Twilight boisterously said. “Um…wh-what exactly is the purpose of that?—if you don’t mind me asking...”
	Twilight was beaming, and her eyes were glittering. She took a large gulp of air and then quickly explained, “Today is Thanksgiving, and a big part of Thanksgiving is eating, if you’re not poor anyways, and none of us are poor, so we had a lot to eat, and we ate almost all of it, and soon we’ll have to use the bathroom, but when one pony has to use the bathroom when the others don’t it disrupts whatever they were all doing, so I thought that if I could just make it so that everypony had to go at the same time, they could just all get it over with quickly and easily and then resume whatever they were doing!!”
	All the other ponies had confused looks on their faces, except for Pinkie Pie, who was thoroughly distracted by a house fly. Applejack inquired, “Uh…do ya think ya could repeat the part with, like—“
	Rainbow Dash cut her off. “Maybe the whole thing??”
	Rarity looked appalled and offended. “I heard most of what you said, and I have to say, I am APPALLED and OFFENDED. A true lady would never even CONSIDER doing THAT in the presence of OTHER ponies.” She scoffed and pouted.
	Twilight groaned. “Oh, come on, just drink it!”
	“Drink that??”
	Fluttershy was looking at the floor. “I-I’d rather not…”
	Then Pinkie jumped up and said, “I’ll drink it!”
`	All the other ponies besides Twilight yelled “WHAT??”
	“Yeah, it’s just gonna speed up the process of pushing out putrid poo! What’s not to love?”
	Rainbow Dash laughed and said, “Yeah, well, you two have fun with that. I need to know what happens to Daring when her space station gets destroyed by rogue debris.”
	Pinkie hopped over to Twilight and snatched the concoction out of the air, then gulped it down. Twilight looked frightened. “Pinkie, you weren’t supposed to drink the whole thing.” Then something clicked within her brain. “But that means…” She grinned deviously. “You girls might want to come outside with me.”
	“Why? OH Celestia…ugh…I really have to…”
	All the other ponies began squirming nervously. Rarity cried, “Twilight, can I take a trip to the little fillies’—“
	Applejack yelled out, “Wait! Does everypony have ta go number two RIGHT now??”
	All the ponies cried out “Yes!” Fluttershy added, “Really, really badly…”
	Twilight looked guilty. “Yeah, well, I forgot to add that if ONE pony drinks the potion, then it affects everypony, and since Pinkie Pie drank so much, it affected you all immediately…”
	Rainbow Dash was furious. “Twilight, you tricked us!”
	Applejack sounded like she had been betrayed on the battlefield. “How could ya Twi?”
	Rarity on the other hand, was surprisingly calm. “Well, I supposed we should all just get it over with. Let’s go outside.”
	The rest of the ponies sighed, and Twilight giggled, and they all moved towards the back door. Pinkie Pie cheerily chimed, “I don’t see what the big deal is, it’s just poo.”

	Once they were all outside, they began squatting. Twilight said, “Alright, it doesn’t matter where we go, because all the waste will decompose into my soil over time. Although it will probably stink for several days.”
	Dash was still irritated. “Well this was your idea. OH!” All four of her legs were trembling, and her thin coat of usually soft fur was matted to her flesh with nervous, slightly embarrassed sweat. The pressure in her lower stomach wasn’t necessarily painful, but it was highly uncomfortable. Her intestines rumbled and groaned, and her teeth chattered in the anxiety that came with defecating in front of all of your best friends. She thought about flying back to her house, but she would probably end up dropping a deuce in the sky, and then it could land on some poor fillies’ head as he was walking along with his prudish mom…”Heh—urp!” Another sharp moan of her stomach interrupted Dash’s humorous mental tangent, and she attempted to give in to the natural bodily function. She unclenched her butt cheeks, but unfortunately it seemed difficult to actually get the turd out. She had eaten so much, you would think the whole thing would just blast out like a fire hose, yet the unfamiliarity and uncomfortableness of being right next to five other ponies made it so it would actually require effort to push out her product.
	Rarity was having similar issues with her lady loins. She closed her eyes and grinded her teeth, trying to focus on nothing but forcing out the filthy log. A tiny bit poked out of her asshole, but it seemed stuck. “Ohhh, darn it! Why…” She couldn’t stop thinking about how she was surrounded by other living, breathing ponies who could SEE her doing this act that was usually so private…
	Fluttershy’s whole body was shaking and tears were welling up in her eyes. However, she had managed to get a good chunk of her poo out and onto the grassy ground. There was still much left in her though. Like Rarity, she tried to block out all other thoughts. It wasn’t working. Why the hell did Twilight think this was such a good idea? She decided that instead of pushing heavily but slowly, she would keep doing little pushes to see if that helped. All it did was make her pee a little.
	Applejack on the other hand, had no problem going. She was used to pooping right near Applebloom or Big Mac when working on the farm, since the bathroom was often too far to make it to, and a diet containing lots of apples caused her to need to take a lot of dumps. Her turds came out nice and easy, almost smooth, like a snake slithering through soft mud. They weren’t thin but they weren’t terribly thick either. They were slick, not at all chunky, and they plopped onto the grass neatly in a pile. She grunted as the last little bit came out along with a small squirt of piss, then looked up and said, “Well, I’m done.”
	Rarity cried “What?” at AJ’s pooing proficiency, and ironically this impulsive jolt of verbal energy exertion caused a large chunk of her own poop to pop out and land with an indecent splat on the ground, very close to Rainbow Dash’s hoof.
	Dash yelped, “Ah!” and her feces got pushed out quite a bit, however for a moment the whole thing was just dangling from her bumhole, until finally about two thirds of it detached and fell straight down between her legs. “Ohhh…” There was still a hefty bit to be released from inside her, but it seemed stuck. She reached a hoof to her anus and tried to poke it in and scrape out the remaining waste, however this failed. Suddenly she felt it yanked out by some kind of harsh force, which turned out to be Twilight’s magic. It was very relieving, even if it was somewhat unnatural.
	Pinkie Pie’s poo splattered out gloriously to the point where it was nearly diarrhea. She had absolutely no problem doing this, clearly. That’s just the way she was. Grinning, she said, “Finished!”
	Fluttershy was the only one who could not work out the last of her crap. Twilight attempted to help, but poor Flutters was so constipated from mental and physical anxiety that it only made things more painful. She moved her back left hoof out of panic from being grabbed by Twi’s powerful magic, and ended up stepping in the bit of her own shit that was already out, and slipped and fell over on her side. “DARN IT! I CAN’T DO IT!”
	The other ponies surrounded her, unsure of exactly what they should do or say. Suddenly they heard thunderous footsteps coming from several yards away, and the word “Fun!” being chanted by an unmistakable voice…was that…the Pinkie Pie clones?? Everypony turned around. Rainbow Dash said, “What the…”
	…and Twilight finished her sentence with “Heck?” Sure enough, several Pinkie Pie clones, probably about eleven or twelve, were swarming Twilight’s yard. And of course, as soon as they entered the realm where the original Pinkie had consumed the potion, the magic automatically spread out and affected all of them, at once. They all spontaneously stopped, turned serious, and grimaced as they forced out wet mounds of crap, all over Twilight’s yard. Twilight freaked out. “Agh! Nooo! This is too much poo!”
	All the excitement made Fluttershy panic and involuntarily finish her shit. All of the ponies’ behinds were stained with bits of crap. Fluttershy covered her rear exit with her tail, and tried to sneak away from the whole scene, but the Pinkie clones had completely surrounded the main six with a barrier of careless waste. Twilight used her magic to lift it into the air and toss it into one area. The stench was inexplicably horrible, at least to everypony besides the Pinkie Pie’s, who seemed to not mind at all. Once they were finished with their movements, they began bouncing and shouting “Fun!” again, and ended up stepping and sliding and falling in their own shit. It was quite the mess. Twilight was so angry that she accidentally flung a glob of shit at Fluttershy, who thankfully managed to dodge it, but it hit Pinkie Pie (or at least one of the Pinkie Pies) in the face.
	Twilight lowered her head, closed her eyes, groaned, and said “I am never doing this shit again.”
	Rainbow Dash yelled, “Yeah, this is bullshit!”
	Applejack interjected. “Don’t ya mean horse shit?”
	Rarity said, “This is just plain shit.”
	Fluttershy whined, “I can’t believe I just had to take a sh-sh-SHIT here!”
	The Pinkie Pie with poo on her face walked up to Twilight. Even she had been pushed past the point of anger. “What the shit, Twilight!”
	All the other Pinkie’s were writhing around on the ground covered in shit, yelling, “Shit, shit, shit!”
	Rainbow Dash said, “So Twi, aren’t you gonna mass murder *ahem* I mean, send all these Pinkie clones back to that pond thing?”
	Twilight answered unenthusiastically, “Yeah, but it’ll probably take another 22 minutes to figure out which Pinkie is the real Pinkie, and then we have to clean up all this crap…I just don’t know how to finish this story.”
	“So how about we let McCarthy or Merriweather finish it?”
	“You’re right! Those two are great at writing shit. Okay, we’ll let them take over.”

THE END (until McCarthy or Merriweather finish it).