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- >The beautiful green treetops of the Everfree Forest slowly move under you.
- >The color contrasts with that of the light blue sky, slightly tinted a light pinkish color by the sun as it nears the horizon and-
- "Holy shit this is really fucking boring."
- >You stand on one of Canterlot's Zeppelins watching the scenery go by.
- >Besides the view of the land, this is one of the most fucking boring things that you have ever been on.
- >Fucking Rainbow, she's the one who forced you to come on this cruise.
- >She thinks you and her are a thing.
- >You're not, and you tell her so.
- >She either has really bad memory, or just doesn't give a shit.
- >It's probably the latter, but you hope it's the former as you continue to stop her from acting like she's your girlfriend.
- >A rainbow streak cuts your view of trees and mountains.
- >Speak of the devil.
- >Rainbow lands next to you and strikes a pose, looking at you as if she expects to be praised.
- >When she realizes that you couldn't give less of a shit, she coughs and stands normally.
- >"So, how do you like it?"
- "It's shit. And you're shit for bringing me here."
- >She shakes her head and flies up to your face.
- >"Really?"
- >She speaks softly to you with a low voice, probably because she doesn't want any witnesses to hear her being girly.
- "Yeah."
- >You point out at the scenery.
- "What's there to like about this? It's just a bird's eye view of some trees!"
- >Her ears flatten and she lands.
- >"But I thought you would like-"
- >Her eyes look past you for a split second and she straightens up once again, rebuilding her usual aggressive tone.
- >"Well I'm sorry for trying to do something nice for you!"
- >You shake your head and turn around to see Mrs. Cake standing there.
- >She gives a light wave while wearing a smile and you return the gesture.
- >Without looking back at Rainbow, you walk off the raised platform to the main floor, heading toward an edge to sit on a cushioned seat.
- >When you sit down, she lands next to you.
- >Her voice lowers again.
- >"Why don't you like it? It was really hard to get these tickets and-"
- >Annoyed, you turn and interrupt her.
- "Maybe I'd enjoy it more if you weren't riding my ass the entire time."
- >You stand up and start walking further down the ship to the stairs that lead down into the lounge area, passing Princess Luna and a few other ponies to whom you cannot put a name.
- >Rainbow follows closely behind you, trying to talk.
- >Ignoring everything she says, you walk down the stairs and go over to the snack bar.
- >There's only one open seat and you take it, forcing Rainbow to fly next to you if she wants to talk.
- >You give her a shit eating grin when she realizes this as well.
- >She groans and goes over to a couch to sit so she doesn't look strange.
- >Taking a few mini sandwiches from a silver platter, you begin to chow down on them as you enjoy the music that is playing.
- >Got no idea what tune it is, but the gray mare playing the cello is kinda hot.
- >Hot in the "if she were human, you'd tap that" kind of way.
- >That's totally okay to think.
- >Right?
- >Hopefully.
- >You stuff a few more mystery meat sandwiches into your mouth.
- >Really though, you have no idea what kind of meat this is.
- >Or if it even is meat.
- >Do horses eat meat?
- >You nudge the well dressed stallion next to you.
- >He turns and his face contorts in disgust.
- >"How putrid, who let this monkey in here?"
- >You furrow your brow.
- "Just who the fuck are you calling monkey?"
- >Rainbow flies in front of you, blocking your body from his.
- >"I-I'm sorry, I did."
- >She looks over her shoulder and motions for you to go back upstairs with her eyes.
- >Pfft.
- >Like you're going to listen to her.
- >Just then, your brain decides to allow you to notice things happening around you.
- >All of the ponies are staring at you.
- "What are you looking at?!"
- >They recoil a little bit but then continue to judge you in their minds.
- >You stand up and stomp over to the stairs, making sure all of them can hear each one nearly snap each time you step down.
- >Once back up top, Rainbow flies up and lands in front of you.
- >"What was that all about?!"
- "That asshole started that!"
- >"And you made it worse!"
- >You shake your head and start walking away from her.
- "I'm done. I'm fucking done."
- >She flies along next to you as you walk, keeping your pace.
- >"Where are you going?"
- "I don't know, but fucking leave me alone. I'm tired of your shit Rainbow."
- >She looks hurt and you avert your eyes.
- >"I'm sorry Anon. I shouldn't have brought you-"
- >You snap your head to her.
- "No, you really shouldn't have brought me on this fucking boring cruise. Now leave me the fuck alone."
- >She stops flying next to you.
- >You look back to see if she's just changing sides, but no, she stands there on the ship.
- >"Alright..."
- >She turns around and walks back with her head hung low.
- >Fucking finally.
- >You walk to the stern of the ship where a couple enjoys each other's company at a table.
- "Hey, ya know they have rooms on this ship, right? Why don't you get one?"
- >The stallion turns to you with an angered expression, but the mare touches his chest with a hoof and shakes her head when he looks.
- >They leave and you shake your head.
- >Everything is fucking stupid.
- >Couples bragging to the world.
- >Upper-class whiny faggots.
- >This fucking cruise.
- >And Rainbow.
- >Especially Rainbow.
- >You lean your arm on the railing at the edge of the stern.
- >Fucking Rainbow.
- >It's her fault you're here in the first place.
- >With a sigh, you lean a little bit more against the rail.
- >It creaks and suddenly snaps, sending you falling backwards.
- >It takes your brain a full second to understand that you are plummeting to your death at an incredible speed.
- >You start screaming at the top of your lungs and flail your limbs around.
- >A small rainbow streak is seen coming from the ship.
- >A look over your shoulder makes you certain you're dead as the ground is no more than a hundred feet below and coming up fast.
- >You scream out as loud as you can and tense up every muscle in your body as adrenaline pumps throughout your system.
- >While your eyes are tightly shut, you feel some force push you to the side.
- >You open your eyes expecting to see Rainbow there holding you, but instead see her still approaching from the ship.
- >Confused, you look toward where you are now flying at a quite alarming velocity.
- >And that's when it hits you.
- >Right in the face.
- >The world goes black as you tumble down to the ground.
- >You sit in the hospital next to Anon's bed.
- >The doctors say he seems to be healing just fine, all things considered.
- >But he shouldn't be, it's not possible.
- >That must have been a forty foot fall from where he hit the mountain.
- >And how did he even do that?
- >He was falling straight down one second, and then it was like someone flipped the planet and he fell sideways.
- >It was almost like he flew.
- >But he doesn't have wings...
- >You sit up straight as some of his friends come in.
- >Nopony is going to believe this.
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