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[Flutterrape] The Hornet Part 1

Jan 27th, 2014
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  1. >The beautiful green treetops of the Everfree Forest slowly move under you.
  2. >The color contrasts with that of the light blue sky, slightly tinted a light pinkish color by the sun as it nears the horizon and-
  3. "Holy shit this is really fucking boring."
  4. >You stand on one of Canterlot's Zeppelins watching the scenery go by.
  5. >Besides the view of the land, this is one of the most fucking boring things that you have ever been on.
  6. >Fucking Rainbow, she's the one who forced you to come on this cruise.
  7. >She thinks you and her are a thing.
  8. >You're not, and you tell her so.
  9. >She either has really bad memory, or just doesn't give a shit.
  10. >It's probably the latter, but you hope it's the former as you continue to stop her from acting like she's your girlfriend.
  11. >A rainbow streak cuts your view of trees and mountains.
  12. >Speak of the devil.
  13. >Rainbow lands next to you and strikes a pose, looking at you as if she expects to be praised.
  14. >When she realizes that you couldn't give less of a shit, she coughs and stands normally.
  15. >"So, how do you like it?"
  16. "It's shit. And you're shit for bringing me here."
  17. >She shakes her head and flies up to your face.
  18. >"Really?"
  19. >She speaks softly to you with a low voice, probably because she doesn't want any witnesses to hear her being girly.
  20. "Yeah."
  21. >You point out at the scenery.
  22. "What's there to like about this? It's just a bird's eye view of some trees!"
  23. >Her ears flatten and she lands.
  24. >"But I thought you would like-"
  25. >Her eyes look past you for a split second and she straightens up once again, rebuilding her usual aggressive tone.
  26. >"Well I'm sorry for trying to do something nice for you!"
  27. >You shake your head and turn around to see Mrs. Cake standing there.
  28. >She gives a light wave while wearing a smile and you return the gesture.
  29. >Without looking back at Rainbow, you walk off the raised platform to the main floor, heading toward an edge to sit on a cushioned seat.
  30. >When you sit down, she lands next to you.
  31. >Her voice lowers again.
  32. >"Why don't you like it? It was really hard to get these tickets and-"
  33. >Annoyed, you turn and interrupt her.
  34. "Maybe I'd enjoy it more if you weren't riding my ass the entire time."
  35. >You stand up and start walking further down the ship to the stairs that lead down into the lounge area, passing Princess Luna and a few other ponies to whom you cannot put a name.
  36. >Rainbow follows closely behind you, trying to talk.
  37. >Ignoring everything she says, you walk down the stairs and go over to the snack bar.
  38. >There's only one open seat and you take it, forcing Rainbow to fly next to you if she wants to talk.
  39. >You give her a shit eating grin when she realizes this as well.
  40. >She groans and goes over to a couch to sit so she doesn't look strange.
  41. >Taking a few mini sandwiches from a silver platter, you begin to chow down on them as you enjoy the music that is playing.
  42. >Got no idea what tune it is, but the gray mare playing the cello is kinda hot.
  43. >Hot in the "if she were human, you'd tap that" kind of way.
  44. >That's totally okay to think.
  45. >Right?
  46. >Hopefully.
  47. >You stuff a few more mystery meat sandwiches into your mouth.
  48. >Really though, you have no idea what kind of meat this is.
  49. >Or if it even is meat.
  50. >Do horses eat meat?
  51. >You nudge the well dressed stallion next to you.
  52. >He turns and his face contorts in disgust.
  53. >"How putrid, who let this monkey in here?"
  54. >You furrow your brow.
  55. "Just who the fuck are you calling monkey?"
  56. >Rainbow flies in front of you, blocking your body from his.
  57. >"I-I'm sorry, I did."
  58. >She looks over her shoulder and motions for you to go back upstairs with her eyes.
  59. >Pfft.
  60. >Like you're going to listen to her.
  61. >Just then, your brain decides to allow you to notice things happening around you.
  62. >All of the ponies are staring at you.
  63. "What are you looking at?!"
  64. >They recoil a little bit but then continue to judge you in their minds.
  65. >You stand up and stomp over to the stairs, making sure all of them can hear each one nearly snap each time you step down.
  66. >Once back up top, Rainbow flies up and lands in front of you.
  67. >"What was that all about?!"
  68. "That asshole started that!"
  69. >"And you made it worse!"
  70. >You shake your head and start walking away from her.
  71. "I'm done. I'm fucking done."
  72. >She flies along next to you as you walk, keeping your pace.
  73. >"Where are you going?"
  74. "I don't know, but fucking leave me alone. I'm tired of your shit Rainbow."
  75. >She looks hurt and you avert your eyes.
  76. >"I'm sorry Anon. I shouldn't have brought you-"
  77. >You snap your head to her.
  78. "No, you really shouldn't have brought me on this fucking boring cruise. Now leave me the fuck alone."
  79. >She stops flying next to you.
  80. >You look back to see if she's just changing sides, but no, she stands there on the ship.
  81. >"Alright..."
  82. >She turns around and walks back with her head hung low.
  83. >Fucking finally.
  84. >You walk to the stern of the ship where a couple enjoys each other's company at a table.
  85. "Hey, ya know they have rooms on this ship, right? Why don't you get one?"
  86. >The stallion turns to you with an angered expression, but the mare touches his chest with a hoof and shakes her head when he looks.
  87. >They leave and you shake your head.
  88. >Everything is fucking stupid.
  89. >Couples bragging to the world.
  90. >Upper-class whiny faggots.
  91. >This fucking cruise.
  92. >And Rainbow.
  93. >Especially Rainbow.
  94. >You lean your arm on the railing at the edge of the stern.
  95. >Fucking Rainbow.
  96. >It's her fault you're here in the first place.
  97. >With a sigh, you lean a little bit more against the rail.
  98. >It creaks and suddenly snaps, sending you falling backwards.
  99. >It takes your brain a full second to understand that you are plummeting to your death at an incredible speed.
  100. >You start screaming at the top of your lungs and flail your limbs around.
  101. >A small rainbow streak is seen coming from the ship.
  102. >A look over your shoulder makes you certain you're dead as the ground is no more than a hundred feet below and coming up fast.
  103. >You scream out as loud as you can and tense up every muscle in your body as adrenaline pumps throughout your system.
  104. >While your eyes are tightly shut, you feel some force push you to the side.
  105. >You open your eyes expecting to see Rainbow there holding you, but instead see her still approaching from the ship.
  106. >Confused, you look toward where you are now flying at a quite alarming velocity.
  107. >And that's when it hits you.
  108. >Right in the face.
  109. >The world goes black as you tumble down to the ground.
  110.  
  111. >You sit in the hospital next to Anon's bed.
  112. >The doctors say he seems to be healing just fine, all things considered.
  113. >But he shouldn't be, it's not possible.
  114. >That must have been a forty foot fall from where he hit the mountain.
  115. >And how did he even do that?
  116. >He was falling straight down one second, and then it was like someone flipped the planet and he fell sideways.
  117. >It was almost like he flew.
  118. >But he doesn't have wings...
  119. >You sit up straight as some of his friends come in.
  120. >Nopony is going to believe this.
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