Sorcerystuck Babble

15:44	itsAlana:	I am writing out details for this fanfic I am failing at writing actually chapters for
15:44	itsAlana:	and I decided that Bec is just flat-out a wolf that Jade keeps around because she is a badass
15:44	itsAlana:	(in this fantasy setting)
15:44	itsAlana:	(jade is a badass in all settings though)
15:44	Muss:	Ooooooo~ This sounds interesting
15:45	itsAlana:	C:
15:45	Impern:	Oh?
15:45	Impern:	Tell us moreeee
15:45	itsAlana:	I can throw what I have written onto pastebin or something
15:45	itsAlana:	okay, well
15:45	itsAlana:	John, Jade, Rose, and Dave all live in the same little village
15:45	itsAlana:	John and Jade are siblings (jade's the older) and the local badasses
15:46	itsAlana:	Rose and Dave are twins and they bicker and are hilariously weird about everything
15:46	itsAlana:	they may be the bastard kids of a local noble or something?
15:46	itsAlana:	maybe there's a drunk noblelady who was all like "welp I just totally banged that hot mysterious stranger and now have kids"
15:47	itsAlana:	"let's just... um... here, someone in this village, you take them, because I am too drunk to explain this"
15:48	itsAlana:	Dave does taxidermy in his free time. Mostly of the monster corpses John brings home, because John is a monster hunter
15:48	itsAlana:	(he fights with a warhammer!)
15:48	Impern:	( Naturally )
15:48	Muss:	(John is thor I'm calling it now)
15:48	Impern:	Eridan was the local wwizard apprentice or something, right?
15:48	itsAlana:	yes!
15:49	itsAlana:	Maybe not local, though
15:49	itsAlana:	I think they're traveling through to somewhere else and end up stuck in the area for some reason?
15:49	itsAlana:	Possibly Cronus decided to try and seduce the entire village so he can get some tail
15:49	itsAlana:	(jade shoots him with a crossbow)
15:49	Muss:	Pfff
15:50	itsAlana:	yes, I like this idea
15:50	itsAlana:	Eridan is his apprentice, not necessarily related, and also his punching bag, because Cronus is a real vwizard and Eridan is a fail wwizard
15:52	itsAlana:	"Eridan you are so fuckin terrible at this youre like functionally on the levwle of a child in all vways youre lucky i like you evwen though youre completely hopeless anyone else wvould'wve giwven up long ago"
15:53	itsAlana:	"nowv peel this grape for me and tell me im handsome"
15:53	Muss:	hahahahaha
15:53	itsAlana:	enter John, going, "Wow, that guy treats you like shit!"
15:54	itsAlana:	and eridan goes "wwhat no he doesnt hes the only one wwhos evver cared for me"
15:54	Impern::	...
15:54	Impern:	He just called you a child and said you were hopeless
15:54	Impern:	Eridan. Sweetie. You need to get out of this situation
15:54	itsAlana:	and john goes "lolwhat dude come hang out with me i will show you what real friends are like! (protip they put frogs in each other's clothes)"
15:55	Muss:	hehehe
15:56	itsAlana:	and then eridan is like "what won't that davve person like hit you afterwards" and john is like "no, but he might put a stuffed ogre in my bed in a nightgown and lady's bonnet! ahaha, i love it when he does that, it's hilarious."
15:56	itsAlana:	and then eridan learns the true meaning of friendship, and also he and john make out
15:56	itsAlana:	*wwhat wwon't, afterwwards
15:56	Muss:	Heh
15:56	Impern:	Yes perfect
15:57	itsAlana:	Also possibly under pestering from John Rose teaches Eridan how to do real magic?
15:58	itsAlana:	She is all like "UGH FINE here is how you call upon the dark forces of death to destroy your enemies" and eventually Eridan realizes Cronus is a dick and never even really tried to teach him magic
15:58	itsAlana:	just pretended to so he could talk down to eridan
15:59	Muss:	Then he summons a horror terror to eat him
15:59	Muss:	Please let that happen
15:59	Impern:	Please tell me the fic ends with Eridan doing what Jade did earlier and just shoots Cronus
15:59	itsAlana:	basically, this fanfic will be Cronus Is A Dick, And Eridan Gets To Make Out With A Cute Boy
15:59	itsAlana:	that would be sweet
15:59	itsAlana:	I would be okay with that
15:59	Impern:	'FUCK YOU AN YOUR WWATERED DOWWN BULLSHIT'
15:59	Cobb:	Please tell me the fic ends with Bec and Jaspers having totally hot yaoi makeouts
15:59	itsAlana:	ahahahaha
16:00	itsAlana:	cobb this isn't Guidestuck!