SotN SOS% Complete Instructions

At the beginning of the game, drop the Alucard Sword into the 3rd slot of
the inventory (that is, drop it after you get the pot roast). Then just
equip it again immediately. Farm or get a single Basilard. Go to get the
Fairy Card. You must use the Heart Refresh at some point.
In the Fairy Card room, jump over the antivenom and get the potion and
fairy card. Swap the potion into the first spot in your inventory and equip
 it. Now, get the antivenom and use the potion.
Go to the save room and save corrupt your game. You must have your sorting
corrupted (i.e. all S.Swords), but your inventory must still be intact. You
need at least $400 so hopefully your gold is also intact.
Go to the shop and do the normal shop glitch. THIS IS ESSENTIAL: On the
relic menu, move the cursor 2 slots above the Fairy Card before leaving it.
In your weapon inventory, your weapons should be, in this order: Alucard
Shield, Short Sword, Basilard, Antivenom, Alucard Sword. Move any extra
items to the bottom in the right column. Your xp, level, stats, etc. should
not be 19, 96, 132 or 144. Now you are ready to start!

When I say "jump", I mean use L1/R1 to move a whole page in the menu. When
I say "move", I mean just moving the cursor a single slot with the d-pad.

In weapon menu, put cursor on Short Sword. Start swap.
Jump 8 down, move 1 up. (Cursor at top left). End swap.
Start swap without moving.
Jump to the very bottom. End swap. Equip short sword in left hand.
Jump 3 up. Start swap.
Jump to very top and put cursor on Basilard. End swap.
Put cursor on Antivenom. Start swap.
Jump 8 down, move 2 down. (Cursor 1 above bottom left). End swap.
Start swap without moving.
Jump to very bottom. Move 1 up. End swap. Equip antivenom in right hand.
Jump 3 up. (One above Basilard). Start swap.
Jump to top and put cursor on Alucard sword. End swap.
Sort S.swords EXACTLY ONCE.

Go to shop menu and buy antivenom.
Go to weapon menu. You should have Bastard sword in the right hand.
Jump 1 down. Antivenom should be in the top left. Unequip Bastard sword
over the antivenom (so antivenom will be equipped in the right hand again).
Music should be glitched now.
Go to shop menu and buy antivenom.
Go to weapon menu. You should have Moon rod in the right hand.
Unequip the Moon rod over the Bastard sword.
Switch to the left hand and move 1 down (cursor 1 below Moon rod).
Unequip and immediately reequip the Short sword in that spot.
Go to body menu, jump down and equip the glitch armor.
Go to the weapon menu. There should be a Basilard where the Short sword
was. Put the cursor on the Basilard if not already.
Jump 1 down, move upright. (Cursor at top right). Start swap.
Jump to very beginning, move 2 down. End swap.
Drop the Short sword on this spot and start a timer.
After 23-23.5 seconds (preferable 23.25-23.5), unequip the Bastard sword
over the Short sword.

Now for the coding.
Move 1 right (right of Bastard sword). Start swap.
Jump 1 down, move 1 up (Cursor 1 below top right). End swap.
Start swap without moving.
Jump 3 down, move 3 down, 1 left. (Cursor 1 above bottom left). End swap.
Jump 2 down, move downright. (Cursor at bottom right). Start swap.
Jump 6 up. (Bottom right of first page). End swap.
Move 1 up. Start swap.
Jump 3 down, move downleft. (Cursor at bottom left). End swap.
Move 1 down. Start swap.
Jump 3 up, move 3 up. (Cursor 1 below Bastard sword). End swap.
Move 1 down. Start swap.
Jump 7 down, move 3 down. (Cursor at bottom left). End swap.
Move 1 right. Start swap.
Jump 7 up, move 1 down. (Cursor 2 below Antivenom). End swap.
Move up left. (Cursor on Basilard). Start swap.
Move 2 down. End swap.
Start swap without moving.
Jump to very bottom. End swap.
Jump 1 up, move 2 up. Start swap.
Jump to very top. Jump 1 down, move 2 down. End swap.
Jump 1 down, move 1 up. Start swap.
Jump 1 up, move 2 up. (Cursor 1 above Moon rod). End swap.
Start swap without moving.
Move 1 down. End swap.
Start swap without moving.
Move 1 right. (Cursor at Antivenom). End swap.

Go to relic menu. If it works, you will start the ending cutscene.

There are also these lovely rules:
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Coding Items:
Never have over 7 weapon items in your inventory.
Don't get any of these since they are used in the "coding".
You should NEVER get any of these: Monster Vial 3, Pentagram
In general - Never get:
Monster Vial 3
AxeLord Shield
Fire Shield
Bastard Sword
Sword of Hador
Javelin
Holy Rod
Moon Rod
Cheese Cake
Toadstool
Cutlass
Pentagram
High Potion
Saber
Potion (except when specified)
Pizza

Don't get more than one:
Basilard
Antivenom

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Avoiding Illegal Instructions:
These describe the constraints that must be true when you do the trick.
You can get them beforehand as long as they are used.
Aim for a timer of 23.25-23.5
Unequip another accessory (at least twice total)
- Can just re-equip and unequip again when you first unequip
Equip Dragon Helm, equip Basilard (unless you have 2)
Don't have Red Rust or Cloth Armor.
Don't have Morning Set, Meal Ticket, Gladius, Heart Refresh

In general - Have 0 for 2+ of these items:
Monster Vial 2
Knight Shield
Dark Shield
Skull Shield
Basilard
Were Bane
Red Rust
Apple
Pineapple
Cheesecake
Pudding
Pizza
Morning Set
Gyros plate
Green Tea
Sushi
Dim Sum Set
Meal Ticket
Bat Pentagram
Flame Star
Javelin
Gladius
Falchion
Hunter Sword
Claymore
Iron Fist
Harper
Mormegil
Stone Sword
Dark Blade
Mourneblade
Sword Familiar
Holy Rod
Fire Boomerang
Dynamite
Heart Refresh
Life Apple
Smart potion
Resist Thunder
Resist Dark
Manna Prism
Library Card

Cloth Tunic
Steel Cuirass
Diamond Plate
Mirror Cuirass
Healing Mail
Mojo Mail
Axe Lord Armor
Alucart Mail

Bandanna
Leather Hat
Circlet
Topaz Circlet
Dragon Helm

Cloth Cape
Royal Cloak

Staurolite
Turquoise
Diamond
Silver Ring
Heart Broach
Ring of Feanor
King's Stone

(Note equipping an item counts as removing it from your inventory)