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  1. Zarel: PHOOPES YOUR MOM IS SO ATHLETIC SHE HAS BASE 101 SPEED
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  3. @Zacchaeus: i just told some girls that i moderate online as like a community service and they thought i was like the sweetest guy ever
  4. @Zacchaeus: ive used simmods on a job application, why not use it for chicks
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  6. nazi walrus: help mormons stole my penis
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  8. Cute Little Latias: What is the best electric type?
  9. SGCBarbierian: NIGGERS
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  11. +Feranfell: i'm the local slut
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  13. pistolpete: (Private to @Woodchuck) can u post about my ou tournament
  14. @Woodchuck: (Private to pistolpete) uhhhh
  15. pistolpete: (Private to @Woodchuck) because the chat is moderated
  16. @Woodchuck: (Private to pistolpete) i don't plan on staying to oversee it and keep posting announcements
  17. @Woodchuck: (Private to pistolpete) :/
  18. @Woodchuck: (Private to pistolpete) you should pm a voice
  19. @Woodchuck: (Private to pistolpete) someone with +
  20. @Woodchuck: (Private to pistolpete) they are generally desperate to help people
  21. +phoopes: User pistolpete is hosting an OU tournament. PM him to join.
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  23. +Aquaaa: Your balls have a certain texture that, from first glance, makes them appear to be soft, however upon further inspection you can clearly confirm that they are infact, very hairy and hard. 6.3/10
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  25. joshybear: my espeon has herpes
  26. TheAlphaRanger: so is it a rash nature?
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  28. 23:37   zfs     I'm Satan's much more evil cousin
  29. 23:37   zfs     but I only exist in a syncretic mix of Zen Buddhism and Sumerian Myth
  30. 23:38   zfs     and I created the world by splitting a giant pomegranate with my left elbow
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  32. 23:26   GreatSage       .tell skybot hi
  33. 23:26   skybot  GreatSage: That person has too many things queued.
  34. 23:26   GreatSage       .tell greatsage hi
  35. 23:26   skybot  GreatSage: No.
  36. 23:26   imanalt|phone   lol
  37. 23:26   GreatSage       .tell skybot fuck you
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