List of Frequently Asked Questions

~ THE PAST AND PRESENT LIST OF FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS THAT I HAVE RECEIVED ~

Q = question, possibly annoying but not necessarily so
NQ = not a question. still a nuisance though

Q: Where are you from?
A: Planet Earth.

Q: How old are you?
A: Old enough to do what I do.

Q: Why are you playing this old game?
A: Because it's enjoyable.

Q: Why is everything in Japanese?
A: Exclusive glitches.

Q: 日本人ですか？
A: いいえ。

Q: Why is everything in German?
A: Game-censoring so I can do stuff with rampages that would be less convenient otherwise.

Q: Bist du Deutsch?
A: Nein.

Q: Türk müsün?
A: Bu soruyu yanıtlamazsam daha iyi olurdu.

Q: انت مصري؟
A: .يبقى احسن لو انا ماردتش على السؤال

Q: When will you play Vice City? It's been ages since you've streamed that!
A: lol.

Q: When will you stream anything? It's been ages since you've streamed!
A: lol.

Q: Are you Muslim?
A: It's better that I don't answer that question.

Q: Are you American?
A: It's better that I don't answer that question.

NQ: Don't let your memes be dreams! JUST... DO IT!
A: Shut up.

Q: Are you sick?
A: I might be, but usually it's not the case.

Q: Will you ever speedrun San Andreas?
A: I doubt it.

Q: What timer program do you use?
A: WSplit.

Q: Why not GTA V?
A: Because you wouldn't actually want to watch me play GTA Online. Maybe I'll do All USJ runs of GTA5 one day though.

Q: Why aren't you playing that old game (VC)?
A: I play what I want.

Q: What's this whole drama thing? Can you fill me in?
A: The drama is [something], and I'll probably give you a very heavily biased TL;DR of it.

Q/NQ: Did someone say memes? I think I should nickflash Mh. He's a memelord, he'd appreciate it.
A: Could you not?

To be expanded upon...