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- >We jumpcut all the way past lunch... past regular chem lab.
- >Celestia swipes you and Twilight into the lab.
- >Still as clean as a whistle.
- >Good work, Anonymous.
- >Celestia looks at you.
- "So... Anonymous... I'll actually tell you what to do today. Actually act like an employer, y'know."
- >She winks after that last statement.
- "You're gonna make some practice solutions today!"
- >She hands you a protocol, containing several letters and numbers... from what you can recognize are compounds.
- >You follow her to a work bench.
- "I'm gonna need all of these done today... and when you're done, you're free to go. Now get cooking!"
- >She smiles as she walks off.
- >NaClFeSCN grams millliliters what the actual fuck.
- >To the right of you, glass bottles and a volumetric flask.
- >To the left of you, a scale, weigh boat and scoopula.
- >In front of you, a series of grey containers, each labeled with letters and various hazard ratings.
- A. Make the first recipe.
- B. Twilight
- C. Celestia
- D. Fuck around with the chemicals.
- >You remember the safety protocol...
- >The safety training.
- >The risks of explosion and potential danger.
- >Carcinogenic materials.
- >Corrosive acids.
- >The whole MSDS from front to back.
- >And you toss that shit out the window.
- >You grab any bottle close enough to you and pour some of the solid shit in.
- >And you prepare the solution in the volumetric flask.
- >Adding a little bit of wa-
- >Boom. Lab's exploded and you died.
- End Canterlot University 5evr.
- CU Summary
- Your ded.
- Kguys good night.
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- bai
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