AC and SB have a quick chat

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AC: O< H3y, Lily. )
SB: hey
SB: i wasnt expecting to hear from anyone else at this hour
AC: O< Y3ah, I was jus+ bor3d, b3for3 I go +o sl33p, +hough+ I'd pass +h3 +im3. )
SB: alright cool
SB: i was about to go on my nightly walk but i have time to talk
SB: wow that rhymed i should write that down
AC: O< If you'r3 sudd3nly in+3r3s+3d in rhyming, you could +alk +o Ciz+3i. )
SB: yeah i havent talked to him in a while
SB: kinda miss him B(
AC: O< H3's 3v3n mor3 r3clusiv3 +han m3, and you know how I lik3 +o s+ay r3s3rv3d. )
AC: O< Bu+ occasionaly I lik3 +o grac3 my fri3nds wi+h a digi+al visi+. )
SB: truly we are all blessed by your online presence
AC: O< Wha+ ar3 fri3nds for asid3 from mu+ual pr3s3n+a+ion. )
AC: O< I wan+3d +o doubl3 ch3ck wi+h you, which is an 3x+3nsion of +his pr3s3n+ing conc3p+. )
AC: O< +omorrow is... an 3v3n+ of sp3cial occasion for Iris? )
SB: yeah
SB: her bday
AC: O< I hav3 a f3w pr3s3n+s in s+ock for wh3n i+ arriv3s. )
AC: O< I did no+ wan+ +o mak3 any mis+ak3s on +h3 d3liv3ry. )
AC: O< You und3rs+and +h3 impor+anc3 of punc+uali+y righ+. )
SB: of course
SB: im always on time with everything
AC: O< +his is +h3 humorous sarcasm of humans I b3li3v3? )
SB: nah
AC: O< Oh, +h3n I apologiz3, r3ading all +h3s3 social cu3s is kind of s+raining )
SB: its just that the universe and i disagree on what "on time" means
AC: O< Y3s, ha ha ha. )
AC: O< Ano+h3r asp3c+ +h3n, I wan+3d +o mak3 sur3 I s3n+ +h3 "righ+" gif+s. )
SB: what did you send
SB: i mean
AC: O< Wha+ will I s3nd. )
SB: no matter what im pretty sure iris would be overjoyed
SB: or just act really happy
AC: O< I wan+ +h3m +o b3 +h3 p3rf3c+ gif+s, no+ fak3 happin3ss r3c3p+acl3s. )
AC: O< If I run +h3m by you, can you approv3 +h3m wi+hou+ no+ifying h3r in advanc3 of +h3ir 3xis+3nc3? )
SB: you dont have to worry about me ruining surprises
AC: O< 3xc3ll3n+, I am s3nding h3r som3 dragon scal3d fing3rl3ss glov3s, and from my fri3nd gF, som3 h33ls which hav3 3x+ra "radical" prop3r+i3s. )
SB: hell yeah those are perfect
SB: she needs more radical clothes
SB: shes the most radical one out of all of us, she just doesnt know yet B)
AC: O< I'm s+ill no+ sur3 how sh3 do3s i+, bu+ +h3 h33ls ar3 also roll3r blad3s. +h3s3 will h3lp h3r approach +ha+ radicaln3ss, sh3 will asc3nd in+o +h3 mos+ 3x+r3m3 rad p3rson. )
SB: see now you are making me jealous
SB: i want some sick heelies
SB: oh well
AC: O< H33li3s? )
SB: ill just have to wait for my bday
SB: yeah
SB: on earth we have these cool shoes that have wheels in them
AC: O< I hav3 no id3a wha+ you ar3 +alking abou+ bu+ i+ is probably no+ impor+an+. )
SB: heelies are super important
AC: O< +h3y do no+ sound v3ry us3abl3, unl3ss +h3y can also b3 som3+hing 3ls3. )
SB: they are shoes but also roller skates at the same time
SB: its totally useful
SB: and rad
SB: but the ones youre sending iris are like
SB: heels right
SB: so its functional and they look good
SB: totes jealous
AC: O< Y3s, +h3y can b3 fancy h33l3d sho3s +o b3 disguis3d from h3r aun+. )
AC: O< I +hough+ I s3n+ you +h3 p3rf3c+ gif+s +oo, for your las+ ba+hday, ar3 you no+ sa+isfi3d wi+h +h3m anymor3? )
SB: no they are totally sick
SB: ive been learning all the songs
SB: i just get jealous easily
AC: O< I didn'+ know you had ins+rum3n+s +ha+ could play +h3m. )
AC: O< +o b3 fair, I didn'+ g3+ gF +o mak3 som3+hing for you, did you wan+ som3 fancy +3ch from h3r? )
AC: O< W3'r3 sor+ of clos3r now +han wh3n w3 w3r3 a+ around +h3 +im3 I m3+ you and +h3 o+h3rs, so sh3 would b3 okay wi+h making any+hing no qu3s+ions ask3d. )
AC: O< No+ +ha+ I would abus3 +ha+ r3la+ionship, bu+ if i+'s r3ally impor+an+ +o you...? )
SB: ive kind of been trying to translate the songs over to guitar, making small modifications along the way
SB: nah its fine, you dont HAVE to send anything to me
SB: in fact if you did i would feel obliged to send something back
SB: and then we would be in a loop of sending each other things
SB: tbh im just upset ive never actually talked to your gf
SB: she remains but a mystery to me
AC: O< Why do you call h3r my gF? +ha+'s jus+ h3r handl3, gF s+ands for galil3anFor3cas+3r, If you 3v3r wan+ +o +alk +o h3r. )
AC: O< I don'+ own h3r, +ha+'s no+ r3ally my p3rsonali+y. )
SB: oh
SB: wait
SB: shit
SB: oh no
SB: i made a big blunder
SB: are you guys like
SB: not actually romantically involved
AC: O< W3ll, +ha+'s sor+ of p3rsonal. W3 hav3 b33n in a f3w diff3r3n+ quadran+s r3c3n+ly. )
AC: O< I'm no+ sur3 wha+ gf m3ans +o you, bu+ w3 ac+ually hav3 b33n Moirails for a whil3, a +yp3 of pla+onic romanc3. )
SB: gf for humans means "girlfriend" so i just kind of assumed
AC: O< Ar3n'+ w3 girlfri3nds, ar3n'+ you girlfri3nds wi+h Iris, wha+ do3s +ha+ hav3 +o do wi+h romanc3? )
SB: godiwish
SB: i mean
SB: girlfriend is used in more of a romantic fashion for humans
SB: which is counterintuitive i know
AC: O< Huh, wha+ an odd coincid3nc3 +h3n. )
AC: O< +h3n I gu3ss gF is my red roman+ic girlfri3nd, bu+ i+'s odd +ha+ you humans hav3 a word for +ha+. )
AC: O< So y3ah, if you do +alk +o galil3anFor3cas+3r, don'+ addr3ss +ha+, our r3la+ionship is kind of priva+3 busin3ss, bu+ f33l fr33 +o +alk +o h3r. I can'+ imagin3 sh3's going anywh3r3, sh3's +o+ally fr33 for conv3rsa+ion. )
SB: ill keep it as private as possible
SB: trust me
SB: im good with secrets
AC: O< Alrigh+ +hanks, I don'+ know how w3 go+ on +ha+. )
AC: O< I'll surpris3 Iris +omorrow. +his should b3 gr3a+! )
AC: O< S33 ya la+3r Lily. )
SB: see ya girl
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