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- >You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
- >You are leading your growing herd down a sidewalk.
- >And you are trying to be as sneaky as possible.
- >The two legged monster hidey holes are getting more and more frequent.
- >The black path has more metal monsters as well.
- >You are walking along a fence row and come to a row of bushes.
- >You sniff and don’t smell any snappies.
- >You step into the bushes and walk cautiously.
- >The herd follows in a single line.
- >Suddenly you hear, “Sketties!”
- >You turn and see two fluffies running into the yard next to the bushes.
- >You start to yell at them, “Nuu! Nuu go in musta-“
- >They then disappear into the ground.
- >”EEEEEEEEEE!!”, “OWIES! Fwuffy hewt!”
- >Your herd breaks and runs to where the fluffies disappeared.
- >You run up and see a hole in the ground.
- >It is square about four feet on each side.
- >You look above it and see what looks like the wonderful stuff the stinky water monster gave you.
- >You start to stare at it with your mouth watering.
- >”Hewp…. Fwuffy haf owie… nee…”
- >One of your herd gets to the edge of the hole, “Fwuffy come fwen! Gif huggies!”
- >She jumps into the hole.
- >”EEEEEEEE!! Fwuffy hewt! Why fwuffy hewt!?”
- >You shake your head snapping out of your little trance.
- >You look closer and see that it is not even real.
- >It is just a picture, you can’t even smell it.
- >Two more fluffies jump into the hole, “Gif fwen huggies! gif fwen- EEEEEEEEEE!!!”
- >Your herd starts to shake and cry.
- >Pookie has run to his old friends.
- >Haze and Next Special Friend are hugging.
- >The new fluffies and Bruce are shuffling agitated.
- >You shout at your herd, “Nuu go neaw skettie! Am bad!”
- >You herd gasps, “Sketti bad? How sketti bad?”
- >You walk closer to the hole.
- >As you get close to the side you see that there are plastic ramps on either side sloped to the center.
- >Between them you see what looks like big pieces of sticks with spikes coming out.
- >They are lined up under the end of each slope allowing whatever to go between them.
- >You hear whimpering at the bottom.
- >You smell the poop and boo boo juice coming from below.
- >The bottom is dark and you cannot see it.
- >”Owies… fwuffy hewt…”, “Nee huggies…”
- >You look around, “Deadmeat fin way hewp fwen!”
- >”Yay!”, “Smawt hewp..”
- >There is whimpering coming from below as well.
- >Your head hurts as you look over the ramps.
- >You tentatively pad at the edges and feel how smooth they are.
- >You look at the rollie things see the gap between them.
- >It doesn’t look big enough for a fluffy to fit through.
- >But it has to be, your herd members went through them.
- >You think that if enough fluffies jump in maybe you can dig your way out.
- >With enough help you can rescue your friends.
- >”Wha smawty do?”
- >You turn and see Bruce walk up next to you.
- >”Deadmeat hewp fwens!”
- >Bruce looks down into the hole.
- >”Nuu hewp fwens… dey bye bye noa…”
- >”Nuu! Deadmeat heaw fwens!”
- >”Smawt… hew…”, “Why fwuffy…. Haf boo….boo..”, “wahh….”
- >Bruce looks at you, “Yoo dum dum smawty! Dey bye bye fwuffies!”
- >You turn and face Bruce, “Deadmeat am smawty! Fin way hewp fwens!”
- >Bruce stands and faces you, “Hewd nee smawty! Yoo nuu go bye bye fo dum dum fwuffy!”
- >”….huggie…. pwea…”
- >You stomp in frustration, “Deadmeat hewp fwens! Yoo go way!”
- >Bruce stomps in frustration, “Yoo go bye bye! Hewd haf nuu smawty!”
- >He puffs his cheeks, “Bwoos be in hewd wose smawty! Dey wost! Wots fwens go bye bye!”
- >”Deadmeat am smawty!”
- >”Den be smawty! Nuu wose fwuffy fo dum dum fwuffy!”
- >”Sketties!”
- >The two of you look over as another fluffy starts to run to the picture.
- >”Yoo go back hewd noa!”
- >You run up and smack the fluffy on his nose.
- >You might have hit too hard as the fluffy is knocked down and starts to skid on the ground while boo boo juice starts to dribbles from its nose.
- >He lies crying, “Wahhhhh! Fwuffy jus wan sketties! Wahhhhh!”
- >You snap at him, “Go back hewd!”
- >He runs back bawling.
- >You turn back and Bruce is between you and the hole.
- >”Yoo dum dum! Smawty nuu cawe ‘bout fwuffy! Smawty cawe bout hewd!”
- >”Wif nuu fwens dey nuu hewd!”
- >Haze walks next to you, “Smawty wan Hase gif owies bad fwuffy?”
- >Bruce stomps and puffs his cheeks, “Nuu am bad! Smawty be dum dum!”
- >You slowly walk in front of Bruce, “Am smawty… yoo mof…”
- >Bruce stares at you for a second.
- >He then lowers his head and moves out of your way.
- >You walk to the hole and look down.
- >”Deadmeat hewp fwens!”
- >You stare at the slopes.
- >You look at the rollers.
- >Your head is hurting.
- >You can see no way of getting down to help them.
- >”Can fwens cwimb?”
- >You look into the hole.
- >You still can’t see the bottom.
- >”Can fwens cwimb!?” You yell.
- >It is quiet at the bottom.
- >You still smell the boo boo juice, much stronger now.
- >Haze is on his belly looking down, “Dat bad pwace…”
- >Bruce sits next to you, “Fwuffy am bye bye. Smawty nuu can hewp fwuffy.”
- >Bruce stands up, “Yoo am smawty… pwease nuu hewt hewd…”
- >He turns and walks back to the waiting fluffies.
- >You continue to stare down the hole hearing nothing.
- >You know they are no longer alive at the bottom.
- >You stomp, “Nnnnnnnnn! NNNNNN! Bad dum dum pwace!”
- >You stomp away glancing behind you, “Dum dum howe!”
- >You turn and stomp back to the herd, “Fowwow Deadmeat!”
- >You walk back to the bushes, “Sketties!”
- >You whip around, “Gif dat fwuffy owies!”
- >You see Haze and Bruce both descend on a running fluffy and start to bat it ears and nip its nose.
- >”Wahhhh! Fwuffy sowwy! Pwease nuu gif sowwies to fwuffy! Wahhhh!”
- >It quickly comes back to the herd.
- >You stare over the hewd.
- >The shuffle under your stare.
- >”Fowwow an nuu weave!”
- >You turn and lead them away sulking.
- >Next Special Friend trots next to you and starts to sing, “Smawty am de bestest smawty de onwy smawty fo fwuffy!”
- >”Smawty gud smawty day cawe fo hewd and hewp dem aww de time!”
- >You try to tone her out as you sneak along as best you can while stomping.
- >You think about the hole.
- >You think about the now dead fluffies.
- >You don’t want to think that Bruce was right.
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