[19:25] <Rakatu> My friend is here
[19:25] <Rakatu> Can my friend use this chat too?

I just ignored him, this happens from time to time for some reason

[19:29] * MichaelXD (michaelwes@SystemNet-8314C2A5.arc.losrios.edu) has joined #bulbagarden
[19:29] <MichaelXD> My friend asked permission for me to come
[19:29] <MichaelXD> We went to the school together


MichaelXD is supposed to be banned, but I decided to let him stay until I figured out what was going on

[19:29] <@square-> i'm like 95% sure you're supposed to be banned
[19:30] <+Felly> You had me at giant chocolate.
[19:30] <Rakatu> I sure in the shit did
[19:30] <+Felly> square, I'm like 100% sure he's supposed to be banned.
[19:30] <Rakatu> Square, leave my cuz alone
[19:30] <Rakatu> Leave them alone

[19:30] <MichaelXD> I am Rakatu's cousin
[19:30] <MichaelXD> I've known him all my life
[19:30] <@square-> who the hell is Rakatu
[19:30] <+Serpentsounds> lol
[19:30] <Metalman> haven't you been here before michaelxd
[19:30] <Rakatu> I'm Cycling Road's cousin
[19:30] <Rakatu> And Mike's cousin too
[19:30] <+Felly> You get 3 guesses, square.
[19:31] <Rakatu> Don't mess with him
[19:31] <Rakatu> My cousin is a mod at Pokehunngry now
[19:31] <+Felly> If you guess wrong 3 times, I'm gonna e-slap you with a trout.
[19:31] <Rakatu> He is actually something
[19:31] <@square-> the fuck is pokehunngry
[19:31] <+Serpentsounds> do you also share a dorm with your cousin? :p

At that point SS noticed that MXD and Rakatu had the same IP, from some school


[19:31] <Rakatu> I think I'll be going with him entirely
[19:31] <Rakatu> Cousins, brothers, whatever
[19:31] <Teapot> As an administrator at a fellow Pokémon site, I feel compelled to note that being staff somewhere means significantly less than you might think.
[19:32] <Rakatu> W/E
[19:32] <+Felly> Also, BMGf =/= PXR.
[19:32] <Rakatu> He got no respect
[19:32] <Rakatu> Well can we both be on BMGF together?
[19:32] <Rakatu> If someone harasses him, I can and will get my fellow police friends

"Hey, we all have uncles who are cops, so just take it down a notch."

[19:32] <@square-> oh my god
[19:32] <@square-> police friends
[19:32] <+Felly> Also, I lol'd.
[19:32] <@square-> this is too much
[19:32] <Rakatu> Yes
[19:32] <Rakatu> I got a job to do
[19:32] <Rakatu> To secure people online
[19:32] <Rakatu> We know
[19:33] <MichaelXD> I know it too

No idea

[19:33] <MichaelXD> Well, who can let us on bulbagarden?
[19:33] <Satoshi-disconnect> Hi.
[19:33] <@square-> lol
[19:33] <MichaelXD> I don't care if we call each other brothers
[19:33] <@square-> hi square
[19:33] <@square-> err, Satoshi-disconnect
[19:33] * Satoshi-disconnect is now known as Satoshi-kun
[19:33] <Rakatu> You sure can
[19:33] <@square-> watchout for the internet police
[19:33] <+Felly> Oh hey.
[19:33] * Bulbagarden sets mode: +qo Satoshi-kun Satoshi-kun
[19:33] <Teapot> Hey Satoshi-kun.
[19:33] <+Felly> MichaelXD VM'd me on PXR.
[19:33] <Rakatu> I am trying to become one of them
[19:33] <MichaelXD> Yeah because Rakatu can't do it
[19:33] <~Satoshi-kun> Oh, I actually have slept with a few internet police, I think I'm okay.
[19:33] <MichaelXD> He doesn't have an account
[19:33] <+Felly> After his "cousin" IM'd me.
[19:34] <+Serpentsounds> lol
[19:34] <Rakatu> You better not be harassing us, Jason
[19:34] <Rakatu> I know your name

Satoshi-kun is Jason, everyone know his name.

[19:34] <MichaelXD> I have a 6 year old friend now
[19:34] <@square-> everyone knows his name is jason
[19:34] <+Felly> OH 'CAUSE NO PXR STAFF ARE ON. GAWD.
[19:34] <Teapot> you know
[19:34] <Rakatu> Well that person is almost 6, Mike
[19:34] <@square-> thats creepy MichaelXD
[19:34] <Teapot> I'm really disappointed
[19:34] <MichaelXD> No it's not
[19:34] <Teapot> you people get much more creative trolls than we do.

Teapot is an op in another IRC channel

[19:34] <MichaelXD> I got a little brother on Jan 24
[19:35] <Rakatu> Let us both on BMGF at the same time
[19:35] <~Satoshi-kun> <Rakatu> You better not be harassing us, Jason   <--- Who's harassing who?
[19:35] <@square-> i'll let you on bulbgarden if you type /join 0
[19:35] <MichaelXD> I got a bunch of stuff printed
[19:35] <Rakatu> You were bothering Mike
[19:35] <+Felly> Shit, all I had to do was look at the profile.
[19:35] <Rakatu> And Cycling Road
[19:35] <Rakatu> They are my cousins

No one ever falls for /join 0 anymore :(
I have no idea what MXD is going on about at this point

[19:35] <@square-> who the hell is cycling road
[19:35] <Rakatu> I have a right to claim whoever they are
[19:35] <Rakatu> HE IS MY COUSIN
[19:35] <@square-> seriously who are you people
[19:35] <@square-> who are you?
[19:35] <MichaelXD> HE IS MY BROTHER

This is when I realized how easy/fun it is to just mess with them.

[19:36] <@square-> wait MichaelXD
[19:36] <+Felly> I like cats and werewolves.
[19:36] <@square-> who are you?
[19:36] <Rakatu> I'm an adult
[19:36] <@square-> and Rakatu
[19:36] <@square-> who are you?
[19:36] <MichaelXD> I like Pokemon
[19:36] <@square-> who is cycling road?
[19:36] <MichaelXD> Cycling Road wanted me to join Pokemon forums
[19:36] <+Serpentsounds> wait
[19:36] <Rakatu> He's that person that I temporarily restrained
[19:36] <+Serpentsounds> if michael was rakaut's cousin, and they were cycling road
[19:36] <+Serpentsounds> then who was phone?
[19:36] <+Felly> not sure if square is srs or not
[19:36] <+Felly> lol
[19:36] <&Misty> Who's on first?

Misty banned MXD in the first place

[19:36] <@square-> ok so wait
[19:36] <@square-> Rakatu
[19:37] <~Satoshi-kun> I love you too, Misty!
[19:37] <@square-> MichaelXD is your nephew
[19:37] <~Satoshi-kun> Come join in the fun.
[19:37] <Rakatu> No
[19:37] <@square-> and cycling road is your cousin
[19:37] <Rakatu> Yes
[19:37] <~Satoshi-kun> So, are you guys all at the same house right now?
[19:37] <@square-> okay
[19:37] <Rakatu> They both are
[19:37] <Rakatu> Yes
[19:37] <Rakatu> We want to be on the forum

At least they get back to the point quickly

[19:37] <~Satoshi-kun> You aren't getting on the forum ever.
[19:37] <~Satoshi-kun> It's never happening.
[19:37] <~Satoshi-kun> Get over it.
[19:37] <Rakatu> And if Serebii harasses or threatens any of us, he will be arrested
[19:37] <Rakatu> Why aren't we?
[19:37] <@square-> oh snap
[19:37] <Rakatu> Listen Jason
[19:37] <+Serpentsounds> lol
[19:37] <Rakatu> I am his cousin
[19:37] <@square-> they are going to arrest joe
[19:37] <~Satoshi-kun> We don't give a fuck about what goes on over at Serebii.
[19:37] <Rakatu> I never used it
[19:37] <+Felly> It's okay.
[19:37] <~Satoshi-kun> We're not Serebii.
[19:37] <Rakatu> No one discussed Serebii there
[19:38] <Teapot> Hey, I say that a lot too
[19:38] <Rakatu> I was told Serebii was a member

[19:38] <Rakatu> Jason
[19:38] <+Felly> OBVIOUSLY.
[19:38] <@square-> if joe gets arrested I'll go on strike
[19:38] <Rakatu> We were just going to bmgf to be at bmgf
[19:38] <@square-> how old are you guys?
[19:38] <Rakatu> We are friends
[19:38] <+Serpentsounds> lol
[19:38] <+Felly> And then my PWN can become #1.
[19:38] <Rakatu> And you better not accuse us of socking either
[19:38] <+Serpentsounds> what? docking?
[19:38] <Rakatu> I'm over 21
[19:38] <MichaelXD> I'm just 20


[19:38] <~Satoshi-kun> Well, here's the issue. Cycling Road, or anyone associated with Cycling Road will not be on the Bulbagarden Forums.
[19:39] <~Satoshi-kun> That's the way it is.
[19:39] <Rakatu> No
[19:39] <~Satoshi-kun> No way around that.
[19:39] <Rakatu> You let us play on there
[19:39] <Rakatu> Cycling Road did nothing on there
[19:39] <Rakatu> Let us go
[19:39] <Rakatu> And I swear if you make a false ban, you'll be in trouble
[19:39] <@square-> in trouble
[19:39] <@square-> what are you going to do exactly?
[19:39] <Rakatu> Yes
[19:39] <Zzzlol94> plusbee
[19:39] <Zzzlol94> beee
[19:39] <Rakatu> I got reports about you
[19:39] <@square-> reports about us
[19:39] <Rakatu> Absolutely
[19:39] <+Felly> square, they have reports.
[19:39] <+Felly> :o
[19:39] <@square-> i know Felly
[19:40] <~Satoshi-kun> Hey, anyone in the mood for some +m?
[19:40] <+Felly> You should be scared!
[19:40] <Teapot> Yes.
[19:40] <@square-> im calling for backup
[19:40] <@square-> its time to call...
[19:40] <@square-> the Power Rangers
[19:40] <@square-> !
[19:40] <+Felly> GHO...
[19:40] <+Felly> okay.
[19:40] <@square-> oh sorry
[19:40] <+Felly> power rangers is fine too.
[19:40] <@square-> I've watched 32 episodes of Zeo in the last 24 hours

[19:40] <Rakatu> Jason
[19:40] <Rakatu> Michael did nothing
[19:40] <@square-> Rakatu, do you feel that billy would have been a better gold ranger?
[19:41] <Rakatu> Hmm
[19:41] <+Kevin> what's a cycling road

Wait is going to answer that?

[19:41] <Rakatu> He's just my cousin who loves that music

Nope

[19:41] <MichaelXD> He did nothing
[19:41] <MichaelXD> I go real fast on Cycling Road

Is he saying he has sex with his brother?

[19:41] <MichaelXD> But I'm talking about my sibling

So yes then.


[19:42] <Rakatu> We just want to be forum users and forum goers
[19:42] <Rakatu> Jason, why did you ban Michael for being Cycling Road's brother?
[19:43] <Rakatu> If I can't be on with my friend, then no one fucking can and that's that
[19:44] <@square-> lol
[19:44] <@square-> what does that even mean
[19:44] <Rakatu> YOU GOT THAT?
[19:44] <MichaelXD> Yeah
[19:44] <@square-> this is getting too intense for me
[19:44] <MichaelXD> Come to PXR, Rakatu

I'm not sure what he means by this. Is he saying no one can be with his friend? Is he saying no one can be on the forums?

[19:44] <Rakatu> I am

So at some point a friend started talking about her RP forums, and I asked if they were Harry Potter related, because shes into that.

[19:44] <+Felly> I'll talk to Harry in like 10 minutes.
[19:44] <Rakatu> Who's Harry?
[19:44] <@square-> potter
[19:44] <@square-> the boy who l ived
[19:44] <@square-> the chosen one
[19:44] <@square-> the youngest seeker in over 100 years
[19:44] <MichaelXD> Hkim?
[19:44] <+Felly> Yeah, he's got a lightning bolt on his head.
[19:45] <+Serpentsounds> so it's true then?
[19:45] <@square-> head of the auror office
[19:45] <+Felly> Yeah, HKim is who I mean though.
[19:45] <+Serpentsounds> harry potter has come to hogwarts?
[19:45] <+Felly> YES.
[19:45] <@square-> i love you so much Serpentsounds
[19:45] <+Felly> POTTER'S AT HOGWARTS.
[19:45] <Teapot> \o/
[19:45] <@square-> oh right
[19:45] <@square-> this is a source of national pride for Teapot
[19:45] <Rakatu> You may all come to PXR if you want but don't mess with my cousin
[19:45] <Teapot> yes
[19:45] <+Felly> Actually, jk, I'm not gonna tell HKim.
[19:45] <Teapot> now please excuse me, I have to go celebrate by oppressing the French.
[19:45] <+Felly> That's work, & I'm lazy.
[19:46] <MichaelXD> What were you going to tell him?
[19:46] <MichaelXD> A lie
[19:46] <MichaelXD> That's probably what
[19:46] <MichaelXD> All I wanted was a friend to be on with me on bmgf
[19:46] <+Felly> I must not tell lies.
[19:46] <MichaelXD> What happens when one gets banned and the other one doesn't?
[19:46] <MichaelXD> Could they appeal for us?
[19:46] <@square-> i dont like your methods
[19:46] <MichaelXD> Whose?
[19:46] <@square-> the ministries
[19:47] <Rakatu> Um
[19:47] <+Felly> I AM SENIOR UNDERSECRETARY TO THE MINISTER OF MAGIC.
[19:47] * Teapot flings sentient fireworks at Felly.
[19:47] <Rakatu> Who can I contact about the forums?
[19:47] <Rakatu> I want to join bmgf with my cousin
[19:47] <Rakatu> And then call him my brother
[19:47] <@square-> lol what
[19:47] <Rakatu> I say whatever he wants to say too
[19:47] <+Serpentsounds> Serebii is our official complaint correspondent
[19:47] <Rakatu> What?
[19:47] <Rakatu> You complain to him?
[19:47] <@square-> well Rakatu
[19:48] <@square-> about the forums
[19:48] <+Felly> He's on right now, actually.
[19:48] <+Felly> PM him.
[19:48] <Teapot> ... not that I can do anything.
[19:48] <Rakatu> Who's on right now?
[19:48] <@square-> i suggest you call
[19:48] <+Felly> Kyubey would be so glad to help you out.
[19:48] <Rakatu> Serebii?
[19:48] <@square-> Kim Possible
[19:48] <+Felly> GHOS-- dammit square.

I just enjoy making her think I'm going to say Ghostbusters

At some point they joined with a bunch of different nicks

[20:01] * Rakatu was kicked by Dratini927 («««« Clone 156133 »»»»)
[20:01] <+Serpentsounds> [08:00:36pm] * Joins: RRakatu (michaelwes@SystemNet-8314C2A5.arc.losrios.edu) (Clones: Michael MichaelXD Rakatu) <- how much space you plan on taking up?
[20:01] * MichaelXD was kicked by Dratini927 («««« clone 156134 »»»»)
[20:01] * Michael was kicked by Dratini927 («««« clone 156135 »»»»)
[20:01] <@square-> lol
[20:01] <RRakatu> We are not clones
[20:01] <@square-> Dratini927 is that you?
[20:01] <RRakatu> And he is my cousin
[20:01] <+Felly> Mattiniiiii~
[20:01] <&Dratini927> nope
[20:01] <&Dratini927> it is the gods
[20:01] <RRakatu> We were allowed to be on the same IP
[20:01] <@square-> oh
[20:01] <&Dratini927> !god
[20:01] * Bulbagarden sets mode: +a Dratini927
[20:01] * Bulbagarden sets mode: +o Dratini927
[20:01] * Bulbagarden sets mode: +h Dratini927
[20:01] * Bulbagarden sets mode: +v Dratini927

[20:02] <@square-> Dratini927
[20:02] <@square-> hes got reports
[20:02] <+Felly> lol
[20:02] <RRakatu> Yes
[20:02] <@square-> and his nephews a cop
[20:02] <RRakatu> My friends are police officers
[20:02] <@square-> or something
[20:02] <&Dratini927> oh damn
[20:02] <&Dratini927> i shouldn't tell you my address is 1152 West Sunset Blvd.
[20:02] <&Dratini927> oops
[20:02] <RRakatu> Huh
[20:02] <RRakatu> We got maps
[20:02] * Michael (michaelwes@SystemNet-8314C2A5.arc.losrios.edu) has joined #bulbagarden
[20:03] <Michael> I am his cousin
[20:03] <Teapot> Armley Ridge Road.
[20:03] <Michael> Hey cousin
[20:03] * Michael was kicked by Dratini927 («««« No you're not 156136 »»»»)
[20:04] <&Dratini927> (5:03:38 pm) «Rakatu» Yes he is
[20:04] <&Dratini927> (5:03:42 pm) «Rakatu» Because I say so
[20:04] <&Dratini927> really now
[20:04] <Rakatu> Leave my cousin alone
[20:04] <+Serpentsounds> my cousin lives in my room as well
[20:04] <Rakatu> He wants to be on with me
[20:04] <Rakatu> So let him stay
[20:04] <@square-> lol
[20:04] <Misaka> hi cousin!
[20:05] <&Dratini927> Does your cousin live with you?
[20:05] <@square-> thats why they call it bunkin cousins

[20:05] <Rakatu> Yes
[20:05] <Rakatu> He
[20:05] <Rakatu> Does
[20:05] <Rakatu> Now
[20:05] <Rakatu> LEt
[20:05] <Rakatu> His
[20:05] <Rakatu> Ass
[20:05] <&Dratini927> oh
[20:05] <Rakatu> Back
[20:05] <&Dratini927> kay
[20:05] <@square-> well
[20:05] <&Dratini927> so
[20:05] <&Dratini927> he
[20:05] <@square-> is it a nice ass?
[20:05] <&Dratini927> uses
[20:05] <&Dratini927> the
[20:05] <&Dratini927> same
[20:05] <&Dratini927> host
[20:05] <&Dratini927> mask
[20:05] <&Dratini927> as
[20:05] <&Dratini927> you
[20:05] <&Dratini927> :O!
[20:06] <Rakatu> No
[20:06] <Rakatu> I was here for something


[20:15] <Michael> My cousin just made some threads
[20:15] <Michael> On PXR
[20:15] * Michael is now known as MichaelXD
[20:15] <@square-> no one cares
[20:16] <Rakatu> Leave him alone

[20:16] <Kyubey> I'm not even a mod
[20:16] <Kyubey> wat
[20:17] <@square-> yes you are Kyubey
[20:17] <@square-> gz
[20:17] <+Felly> Yeah, you are.
[20:17] <&Dratini927> Random Quote: (8:30:24 pm) «@Brin{out}» she doesnt have the IQ of a dead leaf
[20:17] <Rakatu> On what forum?
[20:17] <+Felly> I complain to you about everything on the forums.
[20:17] <Rakatu> My friend is a mod too
[20:17] <@square-> the thing is
[20:17] <@square-> i dont think you realize how little that means
[20:17] <Rakatu> Um
[20:17] <+Felly> I'm an admin oan a forum, does that make me cool?
[20:17] <Rakatu> I'm the one who helped
[20:17] <+Felly> *on
[20:17] <Rakatu> Felly
[20:18] <Rakatu> Can I join with me and my brother on your petalburgwoods forums?
[20:18] <@square-> lol
[20:18] <@square-> the one who helped what?
[20:18] <+Felly> I'll repeat it here for your sake.
[20:18] <&Dratini927> what about my Viridian City forums
[20:18] <+Felly> No, you got banned from there too.


[20:19] <MichaelXD> A bright light came on
[20:19] <Rakatu> Ooh, it's blinding me

what?

[20:32] * Rakatu (michaelwes@SystemNet-8314C2A5.arc.losrios.edu) Quit (Ping timeout)
[20:33] * MichaelXD (michaelwes@SystemNet-8314C2A5.arc.losrios.edu) Quit (Ping timeout)

and thats that.