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- [ONE] Scrambled
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- >You were just looking for some bacon.
- >Glorious, juicy, bacon.
- >Wasn't hard to find, but wasn't always in stock.
- >Today was Thursday though. Stocking day.
- >You'd made your way over to the meat section of the Ponyville grocery store.
- >Not exactly a big section, but it was there.
- >As you were picking the meat up from the shelf, you felt something hit you in the head.
- >Looking down, you see an orange rolling on the floor.
- "The fuck?"
- >You turn around just in time to catch a rainbow tail dart behind an isle.
- "Whatever."
- >You resume attempting to collect your bacon, when another orange hits you square in the back.
- >You turn and catch Rainbow rearing up for another orange toss.
- "Rainbow, what the hell?"
- >"What's the matter Anon? Orange you glad to see me?"
- >Before you could respond, she flung the orange towards you.
- >You dodged it though, as it slammed into the bacon you'd been reaching for.
- "Hey! Leave my bacon out of this!"
- >She immediately darted over and took the last package of bacon.
- "Rainbow wait a minute, we can be reasonable about this."
- >"Looks like I've got the bacon. You want it?"
- >She sped over to another isle.
- >"Come and get it."
- >This heresy cannot go unpunished.
- >You chase after her, rounding the corner to the isle, only to have salt dumped on you.
- "Rainbow?! What the hell?"
- >"Geeze Anon, looks live you've been a-salted."
- "Very funny, now can I have my bac--"
- >She'd run off again.
- >You made your way to the isle over, where you'd presumed she'd gone.
- >Sure enough, she was there with your precious bacon.
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- >Before you could say anything, you were greeted with a flying ball of lettuce hitting you square in the chest.
- "Alright, we play this your way."
- >She'd run off again, but you formulated a plan this time.
- >You found your ammunition, a carton of eggs.
- >Now, to find Rainbow.
- >Didn't take long, as she was flying around looking for you.
- >Seeing as you had the element of surprise, you began lobbing eggs at her.
- >Various direct hits were had before she found you and began throwing some eggs that she'd acquired at you.
- >"WILL YOU STOP IT! YOU'RE JUST EGGING HER ON!"
- >You and Rainbow stop when you hear Twilight's yell.
- >Taking a moment, you both looked at each other, then back to Twilight.
- >"What are you--"
- "EGG BEATER!" you both screamed as you began firing eggs at Twilight.
- >Not but a few minutes later, an egg covered Twilight was dragging both you and Rainbow Dash from the store.
- >Rainbow leaned over and Whispered to you, "Hey Anon, I've still got some eggs, we could--"
- "No rainbow, lettuce not." You whispered back, sending you both into a giggling frenzy.
- >Twilight groaned at your puns and dragged you both back to your place.
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- >Twilight had thrown the two of you in your house and told you to clean up.
- >You and Rainbow were in the bathroom, picking off bits of food.
- >You noticed she was having trouble with some cherries on her wings, so you reached out and plucked a few from her feathers.
- >"Hey now, those are mine big guy."
- "What, you worried about me, taking your cherries?"
- >The color of pink that dawned upon her cheeks was impressive.
- >"If that's an offer..." she muttered under her breath.
- "What was that?"
- >"Nothing!"
- >You shrugged it off as nothing, and continued cleaning her wings.
- >After you'd removed the cherries from her downy appendages, you resumed picking the bits of egg and other foods off of yourself.
- >She did the same, casting a glance your way on occasion.
- >Why was she still blushing?
- >"Hey, Anon?"
- "Hmm?"
- >"You've got a bit of something right here" she said, gesturing to her upper lip.
- >You reached up and tried to get whatever it was she was seeing.
- "Did I get it?"
- >"No no, a little to your left; err no, your right; I mean-- oh lemme just--"
- >Frustrated with your failure, she trotted over and reached up with her hoof to wipe your lip.
- >She stopped though, her hoof inches away from your face.
- "Well? You gonna get it or not?"
- >She blushed hard, hesitated for a moment, and then quickly kissed you on the lip.
- >Today was messy.
- ###Last Edit: 11/27/2012 1700
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