[19:11] <~DJIced> Considering illegal XCrawl events are, well, illegal, it's surprisingly easy to get into them.  There's a simple office in Santa Monica, where if you ask about any XCrawl opportunities you will find some, no paperwork required.
[19:12] <~DJIced> Thus why all of you are here this day.  Unfortunately you were all missing one important thing.  3 other suckers to share the danger (and loot) with.
[19:13] <~DJIced> It took several hours but eventually all of you were called into a room.  The only furnishings were six chairs and a desk.  Behind the desk sat a man in a black suit.  "Good day.  You can call me Mister Johnson.  I handle the basic teir XCrawl gigs."
[19:14] <~DJIced> (Feel free to interject anything past this point)
[19:14] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Well hello there, Mister Johnson!" says some fuckin' old lady.
[19:15] * Dot_Hopson is sitting up straight and attentive, hands folded in her lap, wearing a kimono for some reason.
[19:15] <Dot_Hopson> [she's going by her fake name atm, btw]
[19:15] <Dot_Hopson> [actually i should change to it]
[19:15] * Maya-Drangleic is similarly sitting down with proper posture, but she's taken the seat furthest from the strange girl in the kimono.
[19:15] <Big_Annie_Biggs> Who the hell let this vagrant lingering in here? I mean, look at her. tattered ass clothes, wearing some big old hiker backpack with a skillet dangling from it. Face weathered as hell, probably mid-sized, probably missed some meals. Stringy brown hair under a sock hat that's mostly gray and a little brown. Missing some teeth.
[19:15] * Dot_Hopson is now known as Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki
[19:16] * Big_Annie_Biggs is grinning like a gormless old lady. This may in fact be accurate!
[19:16] <Brock-Ohmama> some other guy in a suit walks up and offers a handshake. "Brock Ohmama. Good to meet you Mr Johnson."
[19:17] <ArashiKurobara> (starchild sunmoon it's beautiful.)
[19:17] <~DJIced> Mr Johnson shakes.  "Thank you all.  Please, feel free to sit down."
[19:17] * Brock-Ohmama sits.
[19:18] * Big_Annie_Biggs flops down into a chait. Kinda sitting on the edge due to backpack.
[19:18] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "This is the no paperwork stuff, right? I ain't signin' anything I ain't gotta!"
[19:19] <~DJIced> He frowns.  "I fear there will be some paperwork.  After all we need to know how you want to be paid."
[19:19] * Big_Annie_Biggs shrugs
[19:20] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Can't win 'em all."
[19:20] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Yet."
[19:20] <~DJIced> He hands out a set of contracts to each of you.  "I'm uncertain if you know this but I serve as a nuetral contractor.  I find tallent and buyers of tallent and match them."  He pauses a moment.  "As you can understand, untried groups are... difficult to place.  Fortunately I have a simple request that needs fresh faces."
[19:20] <Maya-Drangleic> Ah.
[19:20] * Big_Annie_Biggs looks over the papers
[19:20] * Maya-Drangleic takes the contract and looks it over. "Are we going to be bound to each other from here on out?"
[19:21] <~DJIced> "That is for you to decide.  However teams find employment much faster then random Crawlers."
[19:21] <Maya-Drangleic> I see.
[19:22] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Don't you worry yourself, dearie, ole Annie'll make you look good."
[19:22] <~DJIced> The papers look fairly standard, except the part where you can't admit you did the job to the police or tell them the name of your contractor.
[19:23] <~DJIced> "This job is much like a standard XCrawl.  In fact it would be helpful if you pretended it was one."  Mr Johnson smiles.  "The difference is we might not have the rights to the names we're using for this dungeon."
[19:23] * Big_Annie_Biggs chuckles for seemingly no reason upon reading that. Oh god, she's a cackler.
[19:23] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "Then it is settled. Today, we shall fight in each other's names. Whatever tomorrow brings, we shall see."
[19:23] <Maya-Drangleic> I...see.
[19:24] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Heh, sure."
[19:24] <Brock-Ohmama> Sounds good.
[19:25] <~DJIced> Mr Johnson looks around.  "Good.  Then please sign.  Transportation will be provided both too and from the event."
[19:25] * Maya-Drangleic looks around at her to-be group, thinks for a moment, then shrugs and signs. "Let's get along then."
[19:25] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Now, when's it scheduled for, Darlin'? And do we get some grub out of the deal beforehand?"
[19:26] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> (they better not fucking blindfold me again.)
[19:26] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki signs.
[19:26] <~DJIced> Mr Johnson smiles.  "Catering will be provided."
[19:26] * Brock-Ohmama signs the form and hands it back.
[19:26] <~DJIced> (Papers say "today" as the date)
[19:26] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Heh, good, good."
[19:26] * Big_Annie_Biggs nabs a pen off the guy's desk, supports the contract on her leg, signs.
[19:27] <~DJIced> "Thank you all.  You'll find your limo in the back, out the blue exit.  And good luck."
[19:27] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "And thank you too, Mister Johnson."
[19:27] * Big_Annie_Biggs gives a toothy grin.
[19:28] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki stands up, and bows.
[19:28] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "Our chariot awaits."
[19:28] <Big_Annie_Biggs> Well, toothy except for the missing ones.
[19:28] * Maya-Drangleic stands up and adjusts all her bags. "Thanks," she says curtly before facing the rest of the group. "Should we introduce ourselves or are we going to call each other by nicknames during the Crawl?"
[19:29] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Oh, you can just call me Big Annie, sweetheart. And you oughta, it's who I am!"
[19:29] * Big_Annie_Biggs cackles.
[19:29] <Brock-Ohmama> "We'll be seeing you again, I'm sure."
[19:29] <Maya-Drangleic> "I'm Maya, in any case. I'm an alchemist so I'll be taking care of injuries
[19:30] * Maya-Drangleic smiles. "Nice to meet you Big Annie."
[19:30] <Brock-Ohmama> "My name is Brock. Feel free to call me Brock."
[19:30] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "I am Taiyotsuki Hoshiko. The heavens light the path of my sword." She is not carrying a sword.
[19:31] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Oh, well isn't that just darling of you, Maya? Maybe you could do something about about this sunburn on my neck."
[19:31] <Big_Annie_Biggs> *?
[19:31] <Maya-Drangleic> "Nice to meet you two as well...Ah. I think I may. But let's get to the limo first?"
[19:32] <Brock-Ohmama> "After you, ladies"
[19:32] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Oh I guess we better."
[19:32] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> We all get in the limo!
[19:32] * Big_Annie_Biggs ambles toward and through the blue door, looking around like a gormless Old*Lady
[19:32] <~DJIced> The limo is in fact a limo!  Nicely sized with a bar and everything.
[19:33] <~DJIced> It also has windows tinted black.  You can't see in or out.
[19:33] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Wooeee~, don't this just beat all?"
[19:33] * Big_Annie_Biggs begins to raid the hell out of that bar.
[19:33] <~DJIced> Is anyone carrying XCrawl contraband?  (poison, acid, legit guns etc etc)
[19:33] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki sits patiently, like she did in the office. However, she is eying the bar while attempting to not look like she is eying the bar.
[19:34] <Big_Annie_Biggs> *Does Thunderbird count as poison?*
[19:34] <~DJIced> Technically no
[19:34] <Big_Annie_Biggs> *Then no.*
[19:34] * Maya-Drangleic 's tentacle unfurls and helps her rummage through her two bags. "Hrm. I don't have any cream for that. Sorry."
[19:34] <~DJIced> (It has pockey)
[19:34] <Maya-Drangleic> conveniently I'm carrying alkali and not acid.
[19:35] <Brock-Ohmama> oh um, I guess I have a duffel bag with my combat gear in it
[19:35] <~DJIced> The limo begins to move soon after you get in.
[19:35] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> He just means stuff that's not allowed in XCrawl
[19:35] <~DJIced> Seems a fairly normal drive.
[19:36] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "You kids want in on this?"
[19:36] <~DJIced> (Yeah.  If you have that you need to be making a Will save)
[19:36] <Big_Annie_Biggs> How's the bar's quality?
[19:37] <~DJIced> Passable.  It's obviously cheap, but not actually bad
[19:37] <Brock-Ohmama> Let's use this time to explore each other's specialties and develop some simple tactics
[19:37] <Brock-Ohmama> (said in character)
[19:38] <~DJIced> (Using quotes should make IC stuff obv)
[19:38] * Big_Annie_Biggs seems to be eating the mixers, and chugging from a bottle of gin.
[19:38] <Brock-Ohmama> "Myself, I am passable with the rapier, and have a few arcane spells that should be useful. I can also attempt to rally the crowd."
[19:38] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Well, I don't like to boast, but, I have been known to slip my way into places I'm not supposed to be. Which is all of 'em! HA!"
[19:39] * Maya-Drangleic nods. "Alright. Like I said earlier, I'm an alchemist. I'd like to stay at range and support from there, but I can fight fairly well given...certain circumstances."
[19:39] * Big_Annie_Biggs produces a knife. Where the hell did that come from!?
[19:39] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "And let's just say Little Annie's no slouch, either."
[19:40] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki jumps a little on seeing the sudden knife, but composes herself.
[19:40] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "(uh...) I follow the pure and honest path of the sword's edge. The things my sword cannot cut are close to none."
[19:40] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Honey, I don't see any swords."
[19:41] <Maya-Drangleic> Is your Ioun stone out?
[19:41] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "I could loan you a knife, if you want?"
[19:41] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki folds her arms and nods sagely. I have no need. My mind is my blade.
[19:41] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> (and no, the stone isn't out)
[19:41] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> (er, insert quotes there.)
[19:42] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Well ain't that fancy. Are you one of those wizzards?"
[19:42] * Maya-Drangleic glances around at the choice of weapons. "I suppose I'll be in the back then?" she asks, tapping her long spear.
[19:43] <Maya-Drangleic> iced: should I say which extracts I have prepped now?
[19:43] <~DJIced> Yes please
[19:43] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Maya dear, I think we all ought to be in back. Best place not to be if you're not looking to show off your kidneys."
[19:43] <~DJIced> You can PM if you want
[19:43] <Brock-Ohmama> "That sounds reasonable. I can be the second up front, assuming our swordswoman is the first."
[19:43] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "No. The words of the arcane summon the powers of spirits and devils. I call upon my powers from within."
[19:43] <~DJIced> And you feel the limo begin to slow with that.  Seems your destination was close.
[19:43] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "I'll just go wherever there's room, heehee."
[19:45] <Maya-Drangleic> "Alright. I think we should be fine with this, probably."
[19:45] <~DJIced> Damn.  Not getting your pms for some reason Amra
[19:45] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (Oh lovely, storm's a comin')
[19:45] <Maya-Drangleic> huh
[19:45] <Maya-Drangleic> well there's no harm letting everyone else see
[19:45] <Maya-Drangleic> 3 cure light wounds, 1 Shield, one Enlarge Person for first level
[19:45] <Maya-Drangleic> and Blur for my second level
[19:45] <Maya-Drangleic> http://pastebin.com/8NwjXwYe is the full list of what I know
[19:47] <~DJIced> The limo stops and the door open to reveal a couple of locker rooms and a gaggle of assistants running around.  The one who opened the door says "Do any of you need simple equipment or makeup work?"
[19:47] * Maya-Drangleic steps out. "No, I should be fine."
[19:47] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Just a little blush to bring out my eyes, hon."
[19:48] * Big_Annie_Biggs cackles again
[19:48] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki is already wearing makeup, it seems. She came prepared.
[19:48] <~DJIced> An assistant rushes over with the requested blush.
[19:48] <~DJIced> It doesn't help much though.
[19:49] <Brock-Ohmama> I think my character would do stage makeup, but I don't have any idea how that stuff works
[19:49] * Big_Annie_Biggs seems a little shocked they actually did it.
[19:49] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "How much time we got?"
[19:49] <Brock-Ohmama> and would probably do it after changing
[19:49] <~DJIced> "It's taped, but we have to clear out in two hours so 20 minutes."
[19:50] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki makes sure she is the last out of the limo, swipes the pocky, and puts it in her sack.
[19:50] <~DJIced> (Brock you have a +1 bonus to Cha rolls until after the first fight)
[19:50] * Maya-Drangleic checks all her various vials. "Anything you can tell us about what we're facing?"
[19:50] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Don't suppose you have a nice tub around here I could soak in?"
[19:51] <~DJIced> "DJ Steve will give you the runthrough," the woman says.  "The important thing is to smile and not ask questions.  It's part of the formula we're going for."
[19:51] <Brock-Ohmama> "This looks good, thanks."
[19:51] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "It'd just do wonders for my bursitis"
[19:52] <~DJIced> The woman looks at Annie and grimaces.  "I'm afraid we only have showers."
[19:52] <Maya-Drangleic> "I see. Thank you."
[19:52] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> [damn why'd you make me google that]
[19:52] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Oh well, I suppose that won't hurt either."
[19:52] <~DJIced> (Anything else before changing?)
[19:53] * Big_Annie_Biggs glances at Hoshiko "Wanna come help me scrub my back?" Then winks and cackles.
[19:53] * Big_Annie_Biggs then heads off to find those showers
[19:53] <Brock-Ohmama> no
[19:54] * Maya-Drangleic holds up a hand to her mouth and giggles. "I like her," she says to no one in particular. "Let's get ready then."
[19:54] <Big_Annie_Biggs> *(That'll take care of me til showtime)*
[19:54] <~DJIced> The changing rooms are clean, but there's obviously a lot of last minute stuff.  Apparently low budget crawlers get low budget DJs.
[19:55] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki again sits patiently with her eyes closed, maybe meditating. She looks a bit uncomfortable, though.
[19:56] <~DJIced> When you're all geared up and ready the assistants lead you out to the set.  In the middle is a cave mouth and next to it is a simply dressed man with a mike and a stone statue.
[19:57] * Big_Annie_Biggs looks...somewhat less disreputable, having showered up. Give her some nice clothes and she might look like a somewhat respectable spry Old*Lady. Shame she seems to insist upon the rags she's got.
[19:57] <~DJIced> As you approach the man he says.  "Yo, gotta do this fast.  I'm DJ Steve.  This is the course.  It's simple stuff, in fact we'll tell you nearly all the obsticles and puzzles.  Just listen to the head.  But we're gonna skip the intro and stuff. Stolen from an old show you understand.  Nod when your ready."
[19:57] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> [I KNEW IT]
[19:57] * Big_Annie_Biggs nods
[19:57] <Brock-Ohmama> .me nods.
[19:57] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (WHAT!?!)
[19:57] * Maya-Drangleic thinks for a moment then nods, spear ready.
[19:57] <~DJIced> (Damn I got guessed)
[19:57] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki adjusts her kimono, and nods.
[19:58] <~DJIced> The heads eyes open.  "Welcome to Legends of the Hidden Temple!"  Applause washes over the steps.
[19:58] <Maya-Drangleic> [You fuck.]
[19:58] <Big_Annie_Biggs> Can we see a crowd anywhere? Or is it obviously canned?
[19:59] <Big_Annie_Biggs> The applause, that is.
[19:59] <~DJIced> Sounds like combination canned and a small live crew.
[19:59] <~DJIced> Small audience they want to amke sound bigger.
[20:00] <~DJIced> The DJ smiles and turns towards the numerous lightpads that come down.  "Hi there.  DJ Steve here, with the winners of our quiz round, the Silver Snakes!"  He guestures to you, leading to more applause.
[20:00] <Maya-Drangleic> [You motherfucker[
[20:00] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> (fuck, I had a silver kimono I could've worn)
[20:00] * Big_Annie_Biggs waves like a like an old lady on a gameshow!
[20:00] * Brock-Ohmama waves to the crowd.
[20:00] <~DJIced> "They've earned the right to enter the temple and try to get todays artifact, the game ball of the mayan death gods!"
[20:00] * Maya-Drangleic sort of nervously looks around and waves shyly.
[20:00] * Big_Annie_Biggs is naturally silver! And maybe snakey1
[20:00] <Brock-Ohmama> 1d20+12 grandstanding
[20:00] <DiceDevil> Brock-Ohmama, grandstanding: 17:5+12
[20:01] <~DJIced> (Cheering intesifies)
[20:01] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki stands with her sleeves folded, trying to look cool.
[20:01] <~DJIced> "As everyone knows, when Lord Hades entered the Mayan underworld, they challenged him to a ball game.  But they cheated, using deadly bats and an iron ball.  Of course they were still no match for Hades, and they were destroyed leaving only the ball behind."
[20:02] * Big_Annie_Biggs is totally making it hard to look cool.
[20:02] <~DJIced> "Now Mac, tell them how to find this treasure!"
[20:02] <~DJIced> "First head to the chamber of statues.  Pull the gargolyes tongue, then cross the troubled bridge to the Observatory."
[20:03] <~DJIced> "There aim the sundail at noon, to open the way to the Treasure room.  From there you can get the key to enter the shrine of the silver monkey.  Aseemble the statue, then move to the Pirate's cove."
[20:04] <~DJIced> "Spin the wheel to enter the dungeon.  After a rest, break through the wall to enter the Tomb of the Ancient Kings."
[20:04] * Big_Annie_Biggs whispers to Hoshiko "Wasn't Hades onna those Europes, though?"
[20:04] <~DJIced> "From there you can work through the swamp, solve the room of Harmonic Convergence, then escape through the Cavern of Sighs."
[20:04] * Maya-Drangleic whispers to Annie. "Ssshhh."
[20:05] <~DJIced> (Purv - In game they have all the Greco Roman gods as the state religion)
[20:05] <~DJIced> "Good Luck."
[20:05] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (Gormless Old*Lady)
[20:05] <~DJIced> The DJ turns towards you.  "Alright Silver Snakes, you have one hour.  Are you ready?"
[20:05] * Maya-Drangleic nods.
[20:06] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Shouldn't you be askin' them if they're ready for us?"
[20:06] * Big_Annie_Biggs cackles
[20:06] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "We shall retrieve the sacred artifact and honor Lord Hades' victory!"
[20:06] <~DJIced> "Then go!"  An air horn fires off and the crowd cheers wildly.
[20:06] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki goes!
[20:06] * Big_Annie_Biggs procedes! Probably toward the Chamber of Statues!
[20:06] * Maya-Drangleic follows, spear low to to the ground.
[20:07] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Actually nobody is in heavy armor, are they? Do we all have 30 ft spd?
[20:07] * Brock-Ohmama follows Hoshiko.
[20:07] <Maya-Drangleic> I'm at 20 ft because medium load
[20:07] <Maya-Drangleic> So I'll trail a little
[20:07] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Ahh, well okay
[20:07] <~DJIced> Lightsceens appear around you counting down the hour.  You run up the cave slope and quickly find yourself in a room.  A room with three gargolye statues each leering with their tongues out.
[20:07] <Brock-Ohmama> none of us have heavy armor, assuming you don't
[20:07] * Big_Annie_Biggs doesn't even seem to have a weapon ready. And definitely no armor.
[20:07] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> I specifically took chain shirt for movement, yeah
[20:08] <Maya-Drangleic> "Which...gargoyle? There are three."
[20:08] <~DJIced> (Trololololo)
[20:08] <Brock-Ohmama> "Do we pull all three tongues?"
[20:08] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Well, let's have a looksee..."
[20:08] <Maya-Drangleic> "I don't think that's a good idea..."
[20:08] * Big_Annie_Biggs goes to examine the statue mouths for mechanisms, and/or trap-like things.
[20:08] <Maya-Drangleic> Knowledge Crawl to see if I've seen this trick before?
[20:08] <~DJIced> (Feel free to roll spot or search.  DC is 37)
[20:08] <Maya-Drangleic> jesus
[20:08] <~DJIced> Go ahead
[20:09] <Maya-Drangleic> 1d20+9
[20:09] <DiceDevil> Maya-Drangleic: 19:10+9
[20:09] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> yeah :V
[20:09] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (Perception help with that?)
[20:09] <~DJIced> (Yeah.)
[20:09] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> We're not hitting 37.
[20:09] <Brock-Ohmama> 1d20+5 perception I roll to assist Annie.
[20:09] <DiceDevil> Brock-Ohmama, perception I roll to assist Annie. : 7:2+5
[20:09] <Big_Annie_Biggs> 1d20+8
[20:09] <DiceDevil> Big_Annie_Biggs: 24:16+8
[20:09] <~DJIced> Maya- Changes of them being actual gargolyes with a DJ trigger.  90% or higher.
[20:10] <~DJIced> (ie if you pull the right tongue they open the door)
[20:10] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki focuses.
[20:10] <Maya-Drangleic> "...I don't think it matters? Just try them and get ready for a fight. I say...left, I guess."
[20:10] <Brock-Ohmama> I cast Detect Magic
[20:10] <~DJIced> You and your friend are magic.
[20:10] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "My intuition tells me...to choose the center!"
[20:10] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki pulls it.
[20:11] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Woo, they made these nice, though. And let's do center, eh?"
[20:11] * Big_Annie_Biggs prepares for them to explode or something.
[20:11] <~DJIced> 1d20+7
[20:11] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 16:9+7
[20:11] <~DJIced> The gargoyle comes to life and tries to bite.
[20:11] <~DJIced> (AC?)
[20:11] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "Whoops."
[20:11] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> 17, conveniently
[20:12] <Maya-Drangleic> "Ah-"
[20:12] <~DJIced> It gets a facefull of mail, but the fight in on.
[20:12] <~DJIced> 1d20
[20:12] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 19
[20:12] <~DJIced> (initiatives)
[20:12] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> 1d20+3
[20:12] <DiceDevil> Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki: 17:14+3
[20:12] <Maya-Drangleic> Initiative: 1d20+2
[20:12] <Big_Annie_Biggs> 1d20+4
[20:12] <DiceDevil> Big_Annie_Biggs: 18:14+4
[20:12] <Maya-Drangleic> 1d20+2
[20:12] <DiceDevil> Maya-Drangleic: 15:13+2
[20:12] <Brock-Ohmama> 1d20+2
[20:12] <DiceDevil> Brock-Ohmama: 22:20+2
[20:13] <~DJIced> The Gargolye acts first.
[20:13] <~DJIced> 1d20+7
[20:13] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 9:2+7
[20:13] <~DJIced> 1d20+7
[20:13] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 8:1+7
[20:13] <~DJIced> 1d20+7
[20:13] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 26:19+7
[20:13] <~DJIced> 1d20+7
[20:13] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 12:5+7
[20:13] <~DJIced> 1d4+2
[20:13] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 5:3+2
[20:14] <~DJIced> "Oh wow It's trying to eat Hoshino's face there but it looks like the girl is quick to dodge.  Just got a taste of ankle!"
[20:14] <~DJIced> (5 damage)
[20:14] <~DJIced> Brocks turn
[20:15] <Maya-Drangleic> "Hoshino-!"
[20:15] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "OW."
[20:15] <Brock-Ohmama> are we all adjacent to the gargoyle, and does it seem like just one is active or both?
[20:15] <~DJIced> Only Hoshino is adjacten and only it is active.
[20:15] <~DJIced> It is within 20' movement though
[20:16] <~DJIced> (Imagine a 30' room with one gargoyle on each wall and a door out)
[20:17] <Brock-Ohmama> ok, going to move next to the gargoyle but sort of behind it, such that Annie could easily flank it.
[20:17] <Brock-Ohmama> 1d20+8 acrobatics
[20:17] <DiceDevil> Brock-Ohmama, acrobatics: 28:20+8
[20:18] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> That was strictly unnecessary, but pretty awesome :V
[20:18] <Brock-Ohmama> ...while drawing my rapier ... and then poke it.
[20:18] <~DJIced> "A nice roll right next to the beast!"
[20:18] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (Someone's dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight)
[20:18] <Maya-Drangleic> That was a really mundane usage for our first 20
[20:18] <Brock-Ohmama> "That's no way to treat a young lady!"
[20:18] <Brock-Ohmama> 1d20+6 melee
[20:18] <DiceDevil> Brock-Ohmama, melee: 15:9+6
[20:18] <~DJIced> Your blade bends but sadly does not peirce.
[20:19] <Brock-Ohmama> oh man, I should have used grandstanding instead, oh well
[20:19] <~DJIced> "Needs a little more work on the follow up there."  Annie go
[20:19] <Maya-Drangleic> Flank's a flank.
[20:19] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Does acrobatics do something for your attack?
[20:19] <Maya-Drangleic> I think it was to avoid AoO
[20:19] <Maya-Drangleic> ?
[20:19] <~DJIced> *  No AoOs
[20:19] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Yeah but gargs are medium
[20:19] <Big_Annie_Biggs> Me closes in, suddenly not all cackly for a moment.
[20:19] <Brock-Ohmama> it means the gargoyle doesn't get attack of opportunity on me even though I danced around him
[20:20] <~DJIced> Also gets crowd favor
[20:20] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> You only get aoo'd for moving out of a threatened square
[20:20] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (Deft Palm to try an conceal a dagger while approaching)
[20:20] <Big_Annie_Biggs> 1d20 +11
[20:20] <DiceDevil> Big_Annie_Biggs, +11: 6
[20:20] <Maya-Drangleic> Yeah, I think the space next to you would be threatened if he's moving past it?
[20:21] <Big_Annie_Biggs> Whups
[20:21] <Big_Annie_Biggs> 1d20+11
[20:21] <DiceDevil> Big_Annie_Biggs: 27:16+11
[20:21] <~DJIced> Yeah.
[20:21] <Big_Annie_Biggs> And then tryign to sneak attack it, preferably in a jointy bit
[20:21] <Big_Annie_Biggs> 1d20+7
[20:21] <DiceDevil> Big_Annie_Biggs: 20:13+7
[20:21] <~DJIced> That is the basic idea behind sneak attacks.
[20:21] <~DJIced> Hit
[20:22] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (Remind me, just 2d6, or 1d4+2d6)
[20:22] <Brock-Ohmama> Is flanking still a +2 to attack roll?
[20:22] <~DJIced> (1d4+2d6 and yes)
[20:22] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> (1d4 + any str)
[20:22] <Big_Annie_Biggs> 1d4
[20:22] <DiceDevil> Big_Annie_Biggs: 4
[20:22] <Big_Annie_Biggs> 2d6
[20:22] <DiceDevil> Big_Annie_Biggs: 3
[20:22] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (Lucky 7s!)
[20:23] <~DJIced> You stab it in the leg but miss the artery.  If it has one?  "First blood to the Silver Snakes!"
[20:23] <~DJIced> Hoshi
[20:23] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki reaches into her kimono, and sets afloat a small, magic looking rock that begins to orbit her head. Let the sword of light emerge from my heart! Soul Crystal, awaken!
[20:23] * Big_Annie_Biggs wears a "Did I do that?" kind of expression, then cackles
[20:23] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> The stone speaks undramatically, in a harsh, monotone voice. "STOP CALLING ME THAT."
[20:24] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki grumbles something under her breath, and forms her mind blade.
[20:24] * Maya-Drangleic blinks.
[20:24] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki forms a huge pink energy saber.
[20:24] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Power attack!
[20:24] * Big_Annie_Biggs would react, but combat turns and free actions and citizen
[20:24] <~DJIced> "Well that's new and different.  Seems like she brought a little moral support.  Or is it the straight man?  Hope it doesn't put me out of a job!"
[20:24] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> 1d20+7
[20:24] <DiceDevil> Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki: 20:13+7
[20:24] <~DJIced> hits
[20:25] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Oh, I should've blown psychic strike
[20:25] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> But I have to do that before I roll
[20:25] <~DJIced> Ah
[20:25] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> 2d6+14
[20:25] <DiceDevil> Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki: 21:7+14
[20:25] <Maya-Drangleic> Chunk.
[20:26] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki tears into it with a mighty blow!
[20:26] <~DJIced> You slice through it's hide leaving hideous blood to drip down.  "That's a mighty blow!"
[20:26] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki then 5 foot steps back, natch.
[20:26] <~DJIced> Maya
[20:26] <Maya-Drangleic> Slip next to Hoshiko and poke it from reach distance.
[20:26] <Maya-Drangleic> 1d20+3
[20:26] <DiceDevil> Maya-Drangleic: 19:16+3
[20:26] <~DJIced> hit
[20:26] <Brock-Ohmama> what shape is it, falchion? 1.5hand sword?
[20:27] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> It looks vaguely like a bigass katana.
[20:27] <Maya-Drangleic> 1d8+1
[20:27] <DiceDevil> Maya-Drangleic: 2:1+1
[20:27] <Maya-Drangleic> poke
[20:27] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> It's a two-hander.
[20:27] <Big_Annie_Biggs> Doink
[20:27] <~DJIced> You slice it's cheek
[20:28] <~DJIced> "Four on one isn't very fair.  But it is effective!"
[20:28] <~DJIced> 1d20
[20:28] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 8
[20:29] <~DJIced> "The others are moving!" Cries someone from the crowd.  You notice the new foes just as they attack.
[20:29] <~DJIced> 1d20+7
[20:29] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 16:9+7
[20:29] <~DJIced> Maya?
[20:29] <Maya-Drangleic> Hit.
[20:29] <~DJIced> 1d6+2
[20:29] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 3:1+2
[20:29] <~DJIced> 1d20+7
[20:29] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 8:1+7
[20:29] <Maya-Drangleic> "Kuh-!"
[20:29] <~DJIced> Not even gonna ask Anne
[20:29] <~DJIced> 1d20+7
[20:29] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 23:16+7
[20:29] <~DJIced> 1d20+7
[20:29] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 16:9+7
[20:30] <~DJIced> 1d20+7
[20:30] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 20:13+7
[20:30] <~DJIced> 1d6+2+1d4+2
[20:30] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 8:2+2+2+2
[20:30] <~DJIced> The left one slashes a claw into maya while the center one five foots forward and attacks Hoshiko again landing a claw and a bite.
[20:31] <~DJIced> The other one tries to hit anne and just embarasses itself.
[20:31] <~DJIced> "Looks like the tide might turn!  But those tongues are still hanging out!"
[20:31] * Maya-Drangleic blinks.
[20:31] <~DJIced> (Maya 3, Hoshiko 8 Brocks turn)
[20:32] <Brock-Ohmama> question: are any of the gargoyles adjacent to each other?
[20:32] <~DJIced> Not currently.
[20:32] <~DJIced> They all have a PC sandwitched.
[20:33] <~DJIced> (Mainly because center is TOTALLY SURROUNDED)
[20:33] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Oi, grab them tongues!"
[20:34] <Maya-Drangleic> "Don't fight, pull!"
[20:34] <Brock-Ohmama> ok, I guess it's time to grapple
[20:34] <Brock-Ohmama> unfortunately, I have a CoMBo of 3
[20:34] <~DJIced> Which one?
[20:35] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> I already tried the center, so grab the left
[20:36] <Brock-Ohmama> I think I'm only adjacent to one of them, if more than one the uninjured one
[20:36] <Brock-Ohmama> 1d20+3
[20:36] <DiceDevil> Brock-Ohmama: 14:11+3
[20:36] <~DJIced> 1d20+7
[20:36] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 27:20+7
[20:36] <~DJIced> You go for the tongue only to get a solid uppercut in return.
[20:37] <~DJIced> 1d20+7
[20:37] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 10:3+7
[20:37] <~DJIced> 1d6+2
[20:37] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 3:1+2
[20:37] <~DJIced> Three damage
[20:37] <Brock-Ohmama> ok
[20:38] <~DJIced> "A quick attempt, but the explinations might have warned it"  Annes turn
[20:39] <Big_Annie_Biggs> Am I closer to the left or the right one, and what shall I roll to nab that tongue? Might sleight hands help out?
[20:39] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> You're next to the right one
[20:39] <~DJIced> Right one, and you can try.  Higher target, bit less retaliation
[20:39] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> We look like this right now:
[20:39] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Gx xG
[20:39] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki>   G
[20:39] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki>   xx
[20:39] <Big_Annie_Biggs> Gonna do sleight of hand to get in there and yank that tongue on the right one
[20:40] <Big_Annie_Biggs> 120+11
[20:40] <Maya-Drangleic> woah there
[20:40] <Big_Annie_Biggs> 1d20+11
[20:40] <DiceDevil> Big_Annie_Biggs: 18:7+11
[20:40] <~DJIced> You get a little yank in, but you don't know if it's enough
[20:40] <~DJIced> At least it didn't bite you
[20:41] <~DJIced> "Can't quite see what was going on there...."
[20:41] <~DJIced> Hoshi up
[20:42] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> 1d20+10 acrobatics to move next to Brock
[20:42] <DiceDevil> Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki, acrobatics to move next to Brock: 26:16+10
[20:42] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Alright, now a grapple at the left one's tongue. Just CMB for a grapple, right?
[20:42] <~DJIced> "Wow!  More nice moves from the Silver Snakes!"
[20:42] <~DJIced> Yeah, plus any feats etc.
[20:42] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki does a fucking cartwheel or some shit.
[20:42] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> 1d20+8
[20:42] <DiceDevil> Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki: 22:14+8
[20:43] <Big_Annie_Biggs> ("Brock looks lost out there!")
[20:43] <~DJIced> You grab the tongue and pull, and a door slides open!
[20:43] <Maya-Drangleic> "Got it! Out, out, out! I'll heal!"
[20:43] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> ...The gargoyles don't disappear, do they
[20:43] <~DJIced> Beyond it you see a rickety rope bridge  "Good work!  Now they just need to get away from the gargolyes!"
[20:44] <Brock-Ohmama> "Nice work team. Let's heal up before we move on, shall we?" I sheathe my rapier and draw my Wand Of Cure (light) Wounds
[20:44] <Brock-Ohmama> oh crap nevermind
[20:44] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> well my turn is over ;_;
[20:44] <~DJIced> Maya
[20:45] <Maya-Drangleic> Ugh, not a lot of choices here. Can I five step to get out of threat range then move to cover the door?
[20:45] <~DJIced> Yes you can!
[20:45] <Maya-Drangleic> Do that.
[20:46] <~DJIced> "Looks like they're making a tactical retreat.  You can tell they're trained.  Sorta."
[20:46] <~DJIced> 1d20+7
[20:46] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 22:15+7
[20:46] <~DJIced> 1d20+7
[20:46] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 18:11+7
[20:46] <~DJIced> 1d20+7
[20:46] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 19:12+7
[20:46] <~DJIced> 1d20+7
[20:46] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 13:6+7
[20:46] <~DJIced> Uh....  What's your AC brock?
[20:46] <Brock-Ohmama> 18
[20:46] <~DJIced> 2d6+4
[20:46] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 12:8+4
[20:46] <~DJIced> 1d4+2
[20:46] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 6:4+2
[20:47] <~DJIced> The gargolye slams into Brock twice, then bites Hoshino
[20:47] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> (actually you can't 5fs and move in the same turn, but you can Withdraw which is strictly better :V )
[20:47] <Brock-Ohmama> ow
[20:47] <~DJIced> 1d20+7
[20:47] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 24:17+7
[20:47] <~DJIced> 1d20+7
[20:47] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 18:11+7
[20:47] <~DJIced> 1d20+7
[20:47] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 21:14+7
[20:47] <~DJIced> 1d20+7
[20:47] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 27:20+7
[20:47] <~DJIced> Uh.  Purvis?
[20:47] <~DJIced> Uh.  Purvis?
[20:47] <~DJIced> 1d20+7
[20:47] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 18:11+7
[20:48] <~DJIced> AC?
[20:48] <Big_Annie_Biggs> 14 AC~
[20:48] <~DJIced> 2d6+1d4+1d3 + 8
[20:48] <DiceDevil> DJIced, + 8: 13:8+4+1
[20:48] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> I'm at 11/30 HP
[20:48] <~DJIced> 21 damage
[20:48] <Big_Annie_Biggs> 7 left for me!
[20:49] <~DJIced> "Wow the gargolyes are ripping into the snakes!  Well except for the one licking its wounds.  Get in there you coward!"
[20:49] <~DJIced> (Brock)
[20:49] * Big_Annie_Biggs clawed the fuck up. Good thing she got that shower!
[20:49] <Big_Annie_Biggs> Boy can she shriek, though.
[20:50] <Brock-Ohmama> What do I know about gargoyles, are they sentient?
[20:50] <~DJIced> They are!
[20:50] <~DJIced> (Thus why mr 12 Hp isn't gonna fuck with the girl with the energy sword)
[20:51] <Brock-Ohmama> How close am I to the door
[20:51] <~DJIced> Very but you are threatened.
[20:51] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> You've got the clearest shot, just 1 aoo to deal with
[20:51] <Brock-Ohmama> OK, I'm going to try something
[20:53] <Brock-Ohmama> 5 foot step towards the door
[20:53] <Brock-Ohmama> I point my rapier at them. "We're leaving. Don't follow us."
[20:53] <Brock-Ohmama> 1d20+15 diplomacy
[20:53] <DiceDevil> Brock-Ohmama, diplomacy: 23:8+15
[20:53] <~DJIced> ...
[20:54] <Maya-Drangleic> how is your diplomacy roll that high?
[20:54] <Brock-Ohmama> oh wait, that's 24 with makeup
[20:54] <~DJIced> I'm gonna suggest now that this is a terrible idea.
[20:54] <Brock-Ohmama> 4 skill points, 5 charisma bonus, 3 skill focus, 3 trained class skill
[20:55] <Maya-Drangleic> I'd just leave dude
[20:55] <Maya-Drangleic> but eh
[20:55] <Brock-Ohmama> really, it just isn't going to work at all?
[20:55] <~DJIced> Even using the rules in the book, you start with a -20 penalty
[20:56] <~DJIced> Because your request is suicidal.  Monsters that don't fight get put down.
[20:56] <Big_Annie_Biggs> *Not to mention that a one-liner isn't very good diplomacy*
[20:56] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Diplomacy isn't really meant to be a combat option
[20:56] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Unless you've got good reason to not be fighting
[20:57] <Brock-Ohmama> ok, fine
[20:57] <Sect> (Try using Intimidate instead. It's more appropriate)
[20:57] <Brock-Ohmama> withdraw action to the door
[20:57] <Brock-Ohmama> (yeah, the skill I don't have)
[20:57] <~DJIced> Right.  You can make it out and to the bridge.
[20:58] <~DJIced> Anne?
[20:58] <Brock-Ohmama> (Perform Oratory links up with Diplo and Sense, guess I should have taken Sing instead for Bluff and Intimidate)
[20:58] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> You took acrobatics right? You gotta go through all three aoos D:
[20:58] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Let's go!" Delay action until Hoshi's turn, then withdraw together. Or is she does something else, ditch her!
[20:59] <~DJIced> All of you can 5 foot step retreat and run.
[20:59] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Well if you say so!
[20:59] <Sect> (Well, since you're a parody of President Obama Oratory is more appropriate. Though, the English VA for Brock is apparantly an accomplished singer)
[20:59] <Big_Annie_Biggs> I got no acrobatics; [s]that's why I'm using you as cover[/s].
[20:59] <Maya-Drangleic> What's the bridge made of?
[21:00] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki looks pretty shaken up, and raises her sword as energy flows into it.
[21:00] <~DJIced> wood planks!  It looks dangerous as fuck!
[21:00] <Big_Annie_Biggs> But yeah, flee with Hoshi, or just flee if she does something else.
[21:00] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "Y-you fools...I shall show you the power of-" "JUST RUN, YOU IDIOTIC CHARLATAN." "Okay."
[21:00] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki withdraws.
[21:01] <~DJIced> "And they're making a retreat!  Will Maya stand to hold the door, or will she trust in their running speed?!"
[21:01] <~DJIced> (Maya)
[21:01] <Maya-Drangleic> Are they past me and still on the bridge?
[21:01] <~DJIced> Yeah  It's a long bridge.
[21:01] <Maya-Drangleic> Are the gargoyles following?
[21:02] <Brock-Ohmama> how long?
[21:02] <~DJIced> Looks like they're considering it, though they'll have to slow to get through the doorway without stooging it up.
[21:02] <Brock-Ohmama> wait, let me hold them up, I have a better idea
[21:02] <~DJIced> And about 100' though you're already partway on it.
[21:03] <Maya-Drangleic> I'd like to just leave man
[21:03] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> with 60' double move we can probably get across next turn
[21:03] <~DJIced> You can cross if you run.  Anything else and you'd be on the bridge
[21:03] <Maya-Drangleic> I'll burn the bridge with a bomb if they try.
[21:03] <Maya-Drangleic> Double run.
[21:03] <Big_Annie_Biggs> Wouldn't need to d that, even. It's a rope bridge, they are statues
[21:04] <~DJIced> They have wings
[21:04] <~DJIced> But there's a door on the other side.
[21:04] <Big_Annie_Biggs> I was hopign they'd forget about that.
[21:04] <Brock-Ohmama> heh
[21:04] <Maya-Drangleic> I suggest just booking it past the door and slamming that shut.
[21:04] <Maya-Drangleic> if at all possible.
[21:04] <~DJIced> Your action
[21:04] <Maya-Drangleic> Yeah. I'll run to the other side
[21:05] <~DJIced> "Whoa tyhat bridge is swaying something fierce!"  And it is.  Acrobatics please
[21:05] <Maya-Drangleic> Jesus.
[21:05] <Brock-Ohmama> all of us or just maya?
[21:05] <Big_Annie_Biggs> Just dex if you don't have acrobatics?
[21:05] <~DJIced> Just Maya!  For now.  And yes
[21:05] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "Curse you, Troubled Bridge!"
[21:05] <Maya-Drangleic> 1d20+2
[21:06] <DiceDevil> Maya-Drangleic: 18:16+2
[21:06] <~DJIced> Easy
[21:06] <Maya-Drangleic> Thank you based dice gods
[21:06] <Big_Annie_Biggs> And am I fucked up enough to take penalties onf that?
[21:06] <~DJIced> "A few rotten planks can't stop the silver snakes!"
[21:06] <~DJIced> Nah.  If you were that fucked up you'd be on the ground.
[21:07] <~DJIced> The gargolyes follow after but don't even try to stay on the bridge, taking to the sky.  It looks like they'll swoop down on any stragglers.
[21:07] <~DJIced> Brock
[21:09] <Brock-Ohmama> 1d20+8, acrobatics as I run
[21:09] <~DJIced> Comma confused it
[21:09] <Brock-Ohmama> 1d20+8
[21:09] <DiceDevil> Brock-Ohmama: 10:2+8
[21:09] <Maya-Drangleic> welp
[21:09] <Brock-Ohmama> goddam you dice devil
[21:10] <~DJIced> "Whoa!  Looks scary, but it seems Brock made it!"  Your stomach churns at the pit, but you stumble across.
[21:10] <~DJIced> Anne
[21:10] <Big_Annie_Biggs> May I make a preception while booking it to avoid bad planks, or does booking it preclude such attentions?
[21:10] <~DJIced> You can make a perception sure
[21:11] <Big_Annie_Biggs> 1d20+8
[21:11] <DiceDevil> Big_Annie_Biggs: 27:19+8
[21:11] <Big_Annie_Biggs> Run! Don't step where Brock did!
[21:11] <~DJIced> "Whoa!  Anne shows no fear!"
[21:12] <~DJIced> "She's across in no time!  Only one more!"
[21:12] <~DJIced> Hoshino
[21:12] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> (why did I wear my getas today??)
[21:12] <~DJIced> *ko
[21:12] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> 1d20+10 acrobatics
[21:12] <DiceDevil> Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki, acrobatics: 30:20+10
[21:12] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> dang.
[21:12] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki just frontflips across.
[21:12] <Big_Annie_Biggs> Is, however, shrieking like Enya Geil
[21:12] <Maya-Drangleic> acrobatic 20s
[21:12] <~DJIced> "Amazing!  How does she move in that footware!"
[21:12] <Maya-Drangleic> all day e'day
[21:13] <~DJIced> You escape just in time to slam the door in the gargolyes face.  "Looks like all these monsters will be eating is the bitter taste of defeat!"
[21:13] <Big_Annie_Biggs> Lock that door!
[21:13] <~DJIced> Autolocked
[21:13] <Big_Annie_Biggs> Even better.
[21:13] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki catches her breath.
[21:14] <Big_Annie_Biggs> Take a moment to assess the new area and catch breath.
[21:14] <Maya-Drangleic> "Well. That was dangerous. Let me heal first before we use any of our tools."
[21:14] <Maya-Drangleic> What's everyones HP?
[21:14] <~DJIced> Looking around the sparce room, you see another shut door, and several torches.  In the middle is a sundial."
[21:14] <~DJIced> (Low)
[21:14] * Brock-Ohmama sheathes rapier, draws Wand of CLW
[21:14] <~DJIced> (Also tell me when you guys need to break)
[21:14] * Big_Annie_Biggs looks pretty lousy!
[21:14] <Maya-Drangleic> "Ah. My potions restock every day, so let me first."
[21:14] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "Uh...I apologize. My intuition was off. My mind must have been unaligned." "UNALIGNED IS PUTTING IT LIGHTLY."
[21:15] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Hey, w-what's with the rock?"
[21:15] <Brock-Ohmama> "You have divine healing?"
[21:15] <Maya-Drangleic> "No. Alchemist extracts."
[21:15] <Brock-Ohmama> "Good enough."
[21:15] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "I'M MAGIC."
[21:15] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "I knew y-you were a wiz-zard!"
[21:16] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "I-it is not! It's my psionic crystal."
[21:16] * Maya-Drangleic placates Annie with one of her Cure Light Wounds extracts.
[21:16] <~DJIced> "Looks like their patching up.  Hopefully nothing will surprise them right now...."
[21:16] <Maya-Drangleic> "Someone please keep an eye out."
[21:16] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> I need a heal.
[21:16] <~DJIced> (You all need heals I think.)
[21:16] * Big_Annie_Biggs is keeping an eye on the room, while leaning against a wall
[21:16] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "A psionic's a magic anyhow!"
[21:17] <Maya-Drangleic> 1d8+4
[21:17] <DiceDevil> Maya-Drangleic: 8:4+4
[21:17] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "Psionics is NOT magic! It's completely different!!"
[21:17] * Maya-Drangleic moves to Hoshiko and uses another. "Here. I've one left if you really need it."
[21:17] <Maya-Drangleic> 1d8+4
[21:17] <DiceDevil> Maya-Drangleic: 7:3+4
[21:17] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "I'll take it!"
[21:17] * Sect (~Sect@qq-48FFC1ED.dhcp.embarqhsd.net) Quit ( Quit:  Leaving )
[21:17] <Maya-Drangleic> "Then we can use our consumables...ah. Any arguments?"
[21:17] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> I'm at 18/30, could use a CLW charge.
[21:18] * Big_Annie_Biggs still looks reasonably bad.
[21:18] <Maya-Drangleic> 1d8+4 Heal Annie
[21:18] <DiceDevil> Maya-Drangleic, Heal Annie: 6:2+4
[21:18] <Brock-Ohmama> I hit each person, assuming each of us has injuries left
[21:18] <Maya-Drangleic> Don't hit me, I'm only minorly injured
[21:18] <~DJIced> Yeah I figure glowstick goes down.
[21:18] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> CLW is 1d8+1 right?
[21:18] <Brock-Ohmama> 1d20+1
[21:18] <DiceDevil> Brock-Ohmama: 15:14+1
[21:19] <Brock-Ohmama> oh right, d8
[21:19] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> 1d8+1
[21:19] <DiceDevil> Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki: 7:6+1
[21:19] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> I'm at 25, that'll do
[21:19] <~DJIced> If you want to just heal to full tell me how many points you're down and we'll play "count the charges" at the end of the game.
[21:19] <Brock-Ohmama> 1d8+1 Annie
[21:19] <DiceDevil> Brock-Ohmama, Annie: 5:4+1
[21:19] <Brock-Ohmama> 1d8+1 Hoshi
[21:19] <DiceDevil> Brock-Ohmama, Hoshi: 6:5+1
[21:19] <Brock-Ohmama> 1d8+1 Maya
[21:19] <DiceDevil> Brock-Ohmama, Maya: 5:4+1
[21:19] <Brock-Ohmama> 1d8+1 Brock
[21:19] <DiceDevil> Brock-Ohmama, Brock: 3:2+1
[21:20] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> 24 then :|
[21:20] <Brock-Ohmama> 1d8+1 Brock
[21:20] <Brock-Ohmama> 1d8+1 Brock
[21:20] <DiceDevil> Brock-Ohmama, Brock: 5:4+1
[21:20] <DiceDevil> Brock-Ohmama, Brock: 6:5+1
[21:20] * Big_Annie_Biggs looks a hella lot better. Still a bit beat up, but survivably so.
[21:20] <Brock-Ohmama> anyone else?
[21:20] <Brock-Ohmama> 1d8+1 annie
[21:20] <DiceDevil> Brock-Ohmama, annie: 8:7+1
[21:21] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "In this room...the object was to point the sundial at noon, was it not?"
[21:21] <Maya-Drangleic> I didn't need that. Oh well.
[21:21] * Big_Annie_Biggs looks good as new!
[21:21] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Yep."
[21:21] <~DJIced> [reminder : Looking around the sparce room, you see another shut door, and several torches.  In the middle is a sundial. ]
[21:21] * Maya-Drangleic nods and moves over to it. "Yes."
[21:21] <Maya-Drangleic> "Shall I then?"
[21:21] * Big_Annie_Biggs has a look around the room for bad things that can potentially happen when the sundial is moved
[21:21] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Just a minute, dearie."
[21:21] <Maya-Drangleic> "Ah, yes. Please."
[21:21] <~DJIced> Looks like you could try it by moving torches or by twisting the dial.
[21:22] <~DJIced> And perception
[21:22] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (Does the trapfinding bonus play into that Perception?)
[21:22] <~DJIced> Sure
[21:22] <Brock-Ohmama> OK, where is noon? Anyone know astrology or meteorology?
[21:22] <Big_Annie_Biggs> 1d20+12
[21:22] <DiceDevil> Big_Annie_Biggs: 32:20+12
[21:22] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Purv's all over this one
[21:23] <~DJIced> This place isn't trapped per sey, but it has more trapdoors then a kobold warren
[21:23] <~DJIced> Noon is marked on the dial.  Nice XII
[21:23] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Woo-ee, lookit all those trap doors."
[21:23] * Big_Annie_Biggs starts pointing them out. Is there any pattern to them?
[21:23] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "?? Oh, now I see them."
[21:23] <Maya-Drangleic> "Ah. That's problematic..."
[21:24] <~DJIced> They're at entry points.
[21:24] <~DJIced> Obviously used to move in and out.
[21:24] <~DJIced> "Looks like they found something!  What could that mean?"
[21:24] <Maya-Drangleic> Knowledge Crawl to see if I've seen this sort of room setup before?
[21:24] <Brock-Ohmama> Wait, what is the skill to know how sundials work? I think I know OOC how this puzzle works
[21:24] <~DJIced> Sure
[21:24] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "Do you suppose we need to move the torches in such a way that they light noon on the sundial?"
[21:25] <~DJIced> And you just put the shade on the 12
[21:25] <Maya-Drangleic> 1d20+12
[21:25] <DiceDevil> Maya-Drangleic: 25:13+12
[21:25] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Probably."
[21:25] <Maya-Drangleic> (I forgot class skill bonus was a thing)
[21:25] <~DJIced> At a guess dudes gonna ambush you.  And soon if you don't get on that dial.
[21:25] * Maya-Drangleic narrows her eyes. "Let's just do this and leave. Soon."
[21:25] <Brock-Ohmama> I move to opposite of Noon and cast Light
[21:26] <Maya-Drangleic> it's just a mechanical device?
[21:26] <Maya-Drangleic> I can turn it.
[21:26] <Brock-Ohmama> NO
[21:26] * Big_Annie_Biggs keeps near Hoshi for now. She can catch spears!
[21:26] <~DJIced> Magic.
[21:26] <Brock-Ohmama> A sundial isn't supposed to move
[21:26] <Maya-Drangleic> Oh.
[21:26] <~DJIced> (This one can as stated)
[21:26] <Brock-Ohmama> unless that's the tricky part of this puzzle
[21:27] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Yeah I forgot we could just turn it
[21:27] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Let him blow light first though, just because I'm curious if it will work :V
[21:27] <~DJIced> Anyway the door begins slowly grinding open just as four racist charactures wearing masks and weilding spears pop out of some of the doors.
[21:27] <Brock-Ohmama> so uh, does my Light spell activate it?
[21:27] <Maya-Drangleic> "Fun."
[21:27] <~DJIced> "Looks like the temple guardians are unwilling to let this go for free!"
[21:28] <Brock-Ohmama> (heh I can cast Cantrips without spending anything, infinite zero-level slots)
[21:28] <~DJIced> (Yes.  Doors opening usually indicate success)
[21:28] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> (oh okay)
[21:28] <~DJIced> Anyway dudes trying to stab you.
[21:28] <~DJIced> 1d20
[21:28] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 17
[21:28] <Brock-Ohmama> some of the doors?
[21:28] <~DJIced> Initiatives please.
[21:28] <Maya-Drangleic> 1d20+2
[21:28] <DiceDevil> Maya-Drangleic: 16:14+2
[21:28] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> 1d20+3
[21:28] <Brock-Ohmama> roll initiative?
[21:28] <DiceDevil> Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki: 6:3+3
[21:28] <Big_Annie_Biggs> 1d20+4
[21:28] <DiceDevil> Big_Annie_Biggs: 5:1+4
[21:29] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (Oh, Dex Characters)
[21:29] <~DJIced> Brock - "Anyway the door begins slowly grinding open just as four racist charactures wearing masks and weilding spears pop out of some of the trap doors."
[21:29] <Brock-Ohmama> 1d20+2 initiative
[21:29] <DiceDevil> Brock-Ohmama, initiative: 13:11+2
[21:29] <~DJIced> This time Maya is first!
[21:30] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> I am reminded of an old mspaint from a different game back in the day: http://i.imgur.com/aUH8cxA.gif
[21:30] <Maya-Drangleic> What are their ranges?
[21:30] <Maya-Drangleic> ie can I lob a bomb at one?
[21:30] <~DJIced> 10, 15, 20 and 30
[21:30] <~DJIced> 10 and 15 are adj
[21:31] <~DJIced> They're all between you and the opening door
[21:31] <Maya-Drangleic> Can I toss a bomb and splash them all?
[21:31] <Maya-Drangleic> Don't really care about direct hits.
[21:31] <~DJIced> Not really.
[21:31] <~DJIced> The ones in the corner are too far away from the others.
[21:31] <~DJIced> Possibly to avoid dying like that.
[21:32] <Maya-Drangleic> Mm. Throw immolating bomb at 10.
[21:32] <Maya-Drangleic> 1d20+6 ranged touch
[21:32] <DiceDevil> Maya-Drangleic, ranged touch: 25:19+6
[21:32] <~DJIced> Yeah
[21:32] <Maya-Drangleic> 1d6+5
[21:32] <DiceDevil> Maya-Drangleic: 10:5+5
[21:33] <Maya-Drangleic> 15 takes 6
[21:33] <~DJIced> "The silver snakes are on fire!  Or I guess the temple guard is the one on fire."
[21:33] <Maya-Drangleic> 10 retakes 10 on my turn
[21:33] <~DJIced> They look hurt by the blast.
[21:34] <~DJIced> 10 drops to the ground screaming trying to extinguish the flame before he dies.
[21:34] <~DJIced> Is that possible?
[21:34] <Maya-Drangleic> That's a full round on his turn, reflex vs 17
[21:34] <Maya-Drangleic> Rolling doesn't help it's napalm
[21:34] <Brock-Ohmama> guess he'll find out
[21:34] <~DJIced> 1d20+5
[21:34] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 7:2+5
[21:34] <Maya-Drangleic> Burn.
[21:34] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> oh my.
[21:35] <Big_Annie_Biggs> Ain't talking about burning down a building.
[21:35] <~DJIced> "Oh dear, looks like stop drop and roll didn't save that guard.  He's toast."
[21:35] <~DJIced> The dude's budy charges Maya with a spear.
[21:35] <~DJIced> 1d20+8
[21:35] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 18:10+8
[21:35] <Maya-Drangleic> Hit.
[21:35] <~DJIced> 1d6+6
[21:35] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 11:5+6
[21:35] <Maya-Drangleic> Ow.
[21:35] <~DJIced> "Ouch!  And there's some revenge!"
[21:36] <~DJIced> 1d20+8
[21:36] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 17:9+8
[21:36] <~DJIced> "Ouch!  And there's some revenge!"
[21:36] <~DJIced> 1d20+8
[21:36] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 27:19+8
[21:36] <~DJIced> 1d6+4
[21:36] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 5:1+4
[21:36] <~DJIced> 1d6+4
[21:36] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 10:6+4
[21:36] <~DJIced> One rushes Brock, the other Hoshino.  Both land glancing blows.  5 Brock 10 Hoshino
[21:37] <~DJIced> Brocks turn.
[21:37] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Aw man.
[21:37] <Brock-Ohmama> are they longspears or shortspears?
[21:37] <~DJIced> Short
[21:38] <Brock-Ohmama> Are some spearmen adjacent?
[21:39] <~DJIced> Not anymore.
[21:39] <~DJIced> They fanned out to maximize threatzones
[21:39] <~DJIced> So there's a 10' gap between each.
[21:39] <Brock-Ohmama> OK, I take a 5-foot step back, pocket the wand, and cast GREASE on the spear that just poked me. The spear itself.
[21:39] <Brock-Ohmama> reflex save DC 16
[21:40] <~DJIced> 1d20+4
[21:40] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 13:9+4
[21:40] <~DJIced> "Whoops!  Butterfingers here lost his spear!  Is he gonna try punchout?"
[21:40] <~DJIced> "Shit," the masked man says.
[21:40] <~DJIced> Hoshiko
[21:41] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki roars in anger. I've had enough!
[21:41] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Expending psionic weapon and psychic strike. No power attack.
[21:41] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> 1d20+9
[21:41] <DiceDevil> Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki: 10:1+9
[21:41] <~DJIced> Um.
[21:41] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> god damnit.
[21:41] <Maya-Drangleic> Stuffman is not having a good day.
[21:42] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (Congrats, you are now the adorable clutz!)
[21:42] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki obliterates the tile next to the spearman.
[21:42] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (*Klutz)
[21:42] <~DJIced> The man ducks as your sword explodes.  "Wow!  That was... less deadly then it looked."
[21:42] <~DJIced> Anne
[21:43] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> I'll use my move action to get my psychic strike back, at least
[21:43] <Maya-Drangleic> The slightly crispy one is the one attacking me right?
[21:43] * DJIced nods
[21:43] <Big_Annie_Biggs> Remember how Annie was near Hoshi precisely for this reason? Five foot step to flank the guy, then unzip with a sneak attack
[21:43] <~DJIced> Yes
[21:43] <Big_Annie_Biggs> 1d20+7
[21:43] <DiceDevil> Big_Annie_Biggs: 14:7+7
[21:43] <~DJIced> With flank you hit
[21:43] <Big_Annie_Biggs> 1d4
[21:43] <DiceDevil> Big_Annie_Biggs: 3
[21:43] <~DJIced> (You didn't add flanking right?)
[21:43] <Big_Annie_Biggs> 2d6
[21:43] <DiceDevil> Big_Annie_Biggs: 9
[21:43] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (I didn't because I am a dumb)
[21:43] <Big_Annie_Biggs> 12 damages
[21:43] <~DJIced> (Figured)
[21:44] <~DJIced> "Oh that was the plan.  A flashy move and a shot to the kidney!  He's losing a lot of blood there!"
[21:44] <~DJIced> Maya
[21:44] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Better run, boy."
[21:44] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "Yes. I planned that."
[21:44] <Maya-Drangleic> Five step back and bomb?
[21:44] <~DJIced> Legit.
[21:44] <Maya-Drangleic> 1d20+6 ranged touch
[21:44] <DiceDevil> Maya-Drangleic, ranged touch: 26:20+6
[21:44] * Maya-Drangleic cackles.
[21:44] <~DJIced> Welp.
[21:45] <~DJIced> Confirm
[21:45] <Maya-Drangleic> 1d20+6
[21:45] <DiceDevil> Maya-Drangleic: 17:11+6
[21:45] <Brock-Ohmama> bomb crit
[21:45] <~DJIced> Crit
[21:45] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (MOnster Kill)
[21:45] <Maya-Drangleic> 2d6+5
[21:45] <DiceDevil> Maya-Drangleic: 12:7+5
[21:45] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (How appropriate, given Amra)
[21:45] <Maya-Drangleic> "Bye."
[21:46] <~DJIced> The man lights up like the 4th of July.  The crowd goes wild as he combusts.
[21:46] <~DJIced> The one facing Brock goes in swinging.
[21:46] <~DJIced> 1d20+4
[21:46] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 10:6+4
[21:47] <~DJIced> And is easily blocked.
[21:47] <~DJIced> The one who got shanked steps to the side to try to unflank and stabs at anne.
[21:47] <~DJIced> 1d20+6
[21:47] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 25:19+6
[21:47] <~DJIced> 1d6+4
[21:47] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 6:2+4
[21:47] * Big_Annie_Biggs bleeds some more!
[21:47] <~DJIced> "The temple guards are still putting up a fight!  Well the ones who aren't charcoal that is."
[21:48] <~DJIced> Brock
[21:48] <Brock-Ohmama> it's pretty bad form to steal monster's equipment right
[21:48] <~DJIced> Depends.  Weapons are fair game, as is any improvised weapon.
[21:49] <~DJIced> Armor and consumables not cool.
[21:49] <~DJIced> Rule of cool here.
[21:49] <Brock-Ohmama> I'm going to draw my rapier, try to see if I can get a flank, and talk smack loudly to the guy.
[21:50] <Brock-Ohmama> 1d20+12 bluff
[21:50] <DiceDevil> Brock-Ohmama, bluff: 14:2+12
[21:50] <~DJIced> What's the goal/quip?
[21:50] <~DJIced> Or just talking some smack?
[21:51] <Brock-Ohmama> "What's the matter, you all out of pointy objects?" dunno, but it's better than a d6 of damage
[21:51] <Brock-Ohmama> I'll point to his crotch
[21:51] <~DJIced> Fair enough. :P  What's your Grandstanding mod?
[21:51] <Brock-Ohmama> +12, same as bluff
[21:51] <~DJIced> (Cause this be a grandstand)
[21:51] <~DJIced> "Ouch!  That's gotta hurt almost as much as the fire."
[21:52] <~DJIced> The crowd laughs
[21:52] <~DJIced> Hoshi
[21:52] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> First, acrobatics to reflank with Annie, preferably minus AOO.
[21:52] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> 1d20+10
[21:52] <DiceDevil> Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki: 16:6+10
[21:52] <~DJIced> Yep
[21:52] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Okay, cool.
[21:52] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Next, power attack + psychic strike!
[21:52] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> 1d20+9
[21:52] <DiceDevil> Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki: 13:4+9
[21:53] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> COME ON
[21:53] <Maya-Drangleic> You are not having a good day
[21:53] <~DJIced> With flank?
[21:53] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> That's with, yes.
[21:53] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Got greedy with the power attack ;_;
[21:53] <~DJIced> Sorry.  "Whoa!  CLose but not quite."
[21:53] <~DJIced> Anne
[21:53] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "HE'S ALREADY SPILLING OUT HIS INTESTINES, JUST POKE HIM, YOU FOOL."
[21:54] <Big_Annie_Biggs> Well, if he's still flanked... unzip with another sneak attack
[21:54] <Big_Annie_Biggs> 1d20+7
[21:54] <DiceDevil> Big_Annie_Biggs: 13:6+7
[21:54] <~DJIced> You did forget flank right?
[21:54] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (+2 for flank, right?)
[21:54] <~DJIced> Yep.  So hit.
[21:54] <Big_Annie_Biggs> 1d4
[21:54] <DiceDevil> Big_Annie_Biggs: 3
[21:54] <Big_Annie_Biggs> 2d6
[21:54] <DiceDevil> Big_Annie_Biggs: 2
[21:55] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (5! Better than knife damage)
[21:55] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "I-I did that on purpose, again."
[21:55] <~DJIced> "Oh!  That's a nasty shot!  But... yes the guardian is still breathing!"
[21:55] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "I said, better run boy!"
[21:55] <~DJIced> Maya
[21:55] <Maya-Drangleic> Draw spear and stab at the wounded one.
[21:55] <~DJIced> The man tries to respond but mostly coughs blood
[21:55] <Maya-Drangleic> 1d20+4
[21:55] <DiceDevil> Maya-Drangleic: 18:14+4
[21:56] <Maya-Drangleic> 1d8+1
[21:56] <DiceDevil> Maya-Drangleic: 6:5+1
[21:56] <~DJIced> "Wait.  No.  He's not breathing anymore.  Maya is a one woman cleaning machine here!  Will she steal all the kills?"
[21:56] * Maya-Drangleic looks sheepish. "Ah, wait, that's not what I'm trying to-"
[21:57] * Big_Annie_Biggs shrugs. "You just can't help some people, can ya?"
[21:57] <~DJIced> The last guy trys to recover his greasy spear.
[21:57] <~DJIced> 1d20+4
[21:57] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 13:9+4
[21:57] <Brock-Ohmama> nope
[21:58] <~DJIced> "Looks like the last guardians in a bit of a pickle.  No weapon and no friends!  But look, the door finished opening!  Is this his lucky break?  Or will the Silver serpants finishhim off!"
[21:58] <~DJIced> Oh hey, the door is open.  And there's a room filled with chests there.
[21:58] <~DJIced> Brock
[21:58] <Brock-Ohmama> hmmm
[21:59] <Brock-Ohmama> I have that guys aggro
[21:59] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> He can't do shit and there are a lot more trapdoors, let's leave please ;_;
[21:59] <~DJIced> He doesn't threaten.
[21:59] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Hey Hoshi, let's leave Brocky boy there to clean up, eh?"
[21:59] <~DJIced> No weapon
[21:59] <Brock-Ohmama> "You girls go ahead"
[22:00] <Maya-Drangleic> "If you're sure. I'd suggest coming with."
[22:00] <Brock-Ohmama> I'll move next to the door
[22:00] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki shrugs and goes into the next room. (We don't need to continue combat rounds for anyone but Brock if we just leave, right?)
[22:00] <~DJIced> Not really.
[22:01] <Maya-Drangleic> (Have we been going this entire time without bard song?)
[22:01] <~DJIced> Backs away.
[22:01] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Saves time, so I'll do that
[22:01] <Big_Annie_Biggs> Skitter on to the next room
[22:01] <~DJIced> Sorry *Spear boy backs away
[22:01] <Maya-Drangleic> Same.
[22:01] <~DJIced> Brock your call.
[22:02] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> In the next room, Hoshiko takes a few seconds to calm herself. (Getting psiweapon + psystrike back)
[22:02] <~DJIced> (He's screwed so you have cinematic privlidge here.
[22:02] * Big_Annie_Biggs skitters on to the next room, rather. Cackling worthy of Enya Geil
[22:02] <Brock-Ohmama> if I'm the last one, I bow to him, and close the door behind me
[22:03] * DJIced nods
[22:03] <~DJIced> The crowd gives a round of applause, and you all gain 1 fame.
[22:03] <Maya-Drangleic> Nice.
[22:03] <Brock-Ohmama> "Nice dancing with you, we should do it again some time"
[22:03] <~DJIced> (temp)
[22:03] <~DJIced> What's status on everyone here as far as awakeness?
[22:03] <Maya-Drangleic> I'm fine.
[22:03] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> I'm good
[22:03] <Brock-Ohmama> I'm pretty good
[22:04] <Big_Annie_Biggs> I got 13 hours left in me.
[22:04] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Did you eat improperly cut blowfish 11 hours ago?
[22:04] <Maya-Drangleic> rip
[22:05] <Big_Annie_Biggs> Look at this guy, thinking I get to eat as recently as 11 hours ago
[22:05] <~DJIced> This room is better adorned then the others.  Fine wood covers the walls, and the only stone is that of the door leading out.  Five chests sit in the room in a pentacle.  "The treasure room!  What awaits within!"
[22:05] <Brock-Ohmama> more heal stick
[22:05] <Maya-Drangleic> I've got 11 points of damage.
[22:05] <Maya-Drangleic> Don't need a full heal.
[22:05] <Brock-Ohmama> 1d8+1 maya
[22:05] <DiceDevil> Brock-Ohmama, maya: 8:7+1
[22:05] <Maya-Drangleic> 's fine.
[22:05] <Big_Annie_Biggs> I've eaten 6, so I'm not worried much
[22:06] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Two charges for me please
[22:06] <Brock-Ohmama> hoshi?
[22:06] * Maya-Drangleic holds up her hands. "Should suffice. Thank you Brock. Annie, shall we check the chests?"
[22:06] <Big_Annie_Biggs> Case the room like before. Let's not get too close to those chests.
[22:06] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> I'll help cover the cost of another wand later
[22:06] <Brock-Ohmama> 2d8+2
[22:06] <DiceDevil> Brock-Ohmama: 7:5+2
[22:06] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Not yet, darling."
[22:06] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Thanks
[22:06] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (Perception + Find traps like before?)
[22:06] <Maya-Drangleic> Assist.
[22:06] <~DJIced> Yep
[22:06] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (Not getting close to the chests yet, in case there are pressure plates)
[22:06] <Big_Annie_Biggs> 1d20+12
[22:06] <DiceDevil> Big_Annie_Biggs: 30:18+12
[22:06] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "Oof. This run could be going a lot better."
[22:07] <Maya-Drangleic> 1d20+9
[22:07] <DiceDevil> Maya-Drangleic: 27:18+9
[22:07] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Oh, we're doing fine, Hoshi darling. All still walkin', anyways!"
[22:07] <~DJIced> 1d20
[22:07] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 2
[22:07] <~DJIced> ...
[22:07] <Maya-Drangleic> uh
[22:08] <~DJIced> Maya your tentacle twitches as you look at the last chest.  For some reason that causes Anne to take a closer look at it.  Oh hey it's a mimic.
[22:08] <Maya-Drangleic> Is it moving?
[22:08] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Don't touch this one."
[22:08] <Brock-Ohmama> hey is that like a tiefling tail, or is it completely different?
[22:08] * Maya-Drangleic narrows her eyes at it. "Fake."
[22:08] <~DJIced> Yes.  but obviously it didn't realize it rolled a 2.
[22:09] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "That there's one of those chest-lookakile critters"
[22:09] <Maya-Drangleic> Brock: It's a class feature I picked.
[22:09] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> I imagine the mimic is listening to this just sort of sitting there and sweating
[22:09] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (Can Knowledge dungeoneering give me any good data on them?)
[22:09] <~DJIced> It freezes.
[22:09] <Brock-Ohmama> yeah, but you're already a tiefling with a tail, right?
[22:09] <~DJIced> "Looks like our little surprise wasn't as surprising as it thought!"
[22:09] <~DJIced> (And it can)
[22:09] <Maya-Drangleic> I don't have a tail actually. This tentacle just comes out horizontally out of the side of the small of my back.
[22:10] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki keeps her sword pointed at it while the others search the other chests.
[22:10] <Big_Annie_Biggs> 1d20+9
[22:10] <DiceDevil> Big_Annie_Biggs: 19:10+9
[22:10] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> I'll ready an attack at it if it moves an inch.
[22:10] <~DJIced> Weapons stick to it, but it probably can't take all 4 of you.
[22:10] <Maya-Drangleic> Ready immolating bomb for the same.
[22:10] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Just leave it alone, and don't stab it with anything you wanna keep."
[22:11] <~DJIced> Of the other chests, 3 are locked, one is trapped.
[22:11] <Maya-Drangleic> "Thank you Annie."
[22:11] <~DJIced> Looks like a nasty flame arrow trap.
[22:11] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Things stick to 'em, see."
[22:11] <Big_Annie_Biggs> Can the trapped chest be opened from the side?
[22:12] <Big_Annie_Biggs> And thus bypass the arrow?
[22:12] <~DJIced> Not really.  Also it's magic.  Might try to track you.
[22:12] <~DJIced> You'd have to do some disabling just to be safe.
[22:12] <Maya-Drangleic> "I'd just go for the locked ones Annie."
[22:12] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Okay, those three are locked, this one has a present. Lemme see if I can fix that."
[22:13] <Brock-Ohmama> inspire competence on the disable device +2
[22:13] * Big_Annie_Biggs reaches into that backpack and breaks out some tools! And a multitool.
[22:13] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> (o/~ disable, disable, disable the trap!)
[22:13] <Big_Annie_Biggs> Disablin' 1d20+15
[22:13] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "Wait, I can assist you."
[22:13] <~DJIced> "looks like they're going for the trap!  Interesting."
[22:13] <Brock-Ohmama> "I believe in you Annie. You can get into anywhere someone wants to keep you out."
[22:14] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki leaves the mimic for Maya, and gets out her own tools.
[22:14] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> I think a successful aid other is a +2?
[22:14] <Brock-Ohmama> yeah
[22:14] <~DJIced> Yes
[22:14] <Maya-Drangleic> purv: can't have words before the roll
[22:14] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> 1d20+9
[22:14] <DiceDevil> Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki: 19:10+9
[22:14] <Big_Annie_Biggs> 1d20+15
[22:14] <DiceDevil> Big_Annie_Biggs: 18:3+15
[22:14] <Brock-Ohmama> stuff, you took disable?
[22:14] <Big_Annie_Biggs> Yalls can toss in your own bonuses >=|
[22:14] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Yes. [it fits my character]
[22:15] <~DJIced> All this chatters a little confounding, but having help with the screws is good.
[22:15] <Maya-Drangleic> I took it too but I can threaten the mimic best with bombs.
[22:15] <Maya-Drangleic> so
[22:15] <~DJIced> You remove the entire top, then slam it back on to catch the arrow.  There's a rush of flames, but none of you are scorched.
[22:15] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (Alls yalls stepping on my thievin' turf)
[22:15] <~DJIced> "Clever moves there!"
[22:15] * Big_Annie_Biggs cackles, then checks the chest
[22:15] <Maya-Drangleic> "I hope that didn't damage the loot."
[22:16] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki gets back up, and reforms her mind blade.
[22:16] <~DJIced> The box however is empty.  "Too bad about the loot there.  Try again!"
[22:16] <Big_Annie_Biggs> Can I salvage the device?
[22:16] <Maya-Drangleic> "Hoshiko, would you keep an eye out? I'll try the other chests.
[22:16] <~DJIced> Nah.  Magic.
[22:16] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "The box is hollow, yet our hopes remain full."
[22:16] * Big_Annie_Biggs moves to the one of the locked chests. "I got this, darlings."
[22:16] <Maya-Drangleic> "Ah. Thank you Annie."
[22:17] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> I'll just back off, since there's no danger.
[22:17] <~DJIced> 1d3
[22:17] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (Disable device for locks, right?)
[22:17] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 3
[22:17] <~DJIced> Yeah
[22:17] <Brock-Ohmama> there are 5 chestlike objects, right?
[22:17] <Big_Annie_Biggs> Let's make this quick and do all three locked ones.
[22:17] <Maya-Drangleic> 1 mimic, one empty flame arrow trap, 3 locked ones
[22:17] <~DJIced> Yes.  One mimic, one opened with nothing, and three locked
[22:17] <Big_Annie_Biggs> 1d20+15
[22:17] <DiceDevil> Big_Annie_Biggs: 29:14+15
[22:17] <Big_Annie_Biggs> 1d20+15
[22:17] <DiceDevil> Big_Annie_Biggs: 18:3+15
[22:17] <Big_Annie_Biggs> 1d20+15
[22:17] <DiceDevil> Big_Annie_Biggs: 20:5+15
[22:17] <Brock-Ohmama> oh hey, they merged open lock
[22:18] <~DJIced> The first one clicks open to reveal a key.  "Well thats the door key."
[22:18] <Brock-Ohmama> weird how they got rid of a bunch of skills yet the skill list seems almost as long
[22:18] <~DJIced> The second is stubborn and doesn't unlock.
[22:18] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Take that key, Brock dearie."
[22:18] <Brock-Ohmama> MINE
[22:19] <~DJIced> The third opens revealing a whole box of gems!  "And looks like they hit the jackpot!  That's 1500gp of semiprecious stones!"
[22:19] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Ehehehehe!"
[22:19] * Maya-Drangleic stares. "Do we have to carry this?"
[22:19] <Brock-Ohmama> pays the rent
[22:19] <Maya-Drangleic> Can I try the second chest?
[22:19] <~DJIced> Garnets, amethyst and other small stones mostly but damn it looks cool.
[22:19] <~DJIced> And yeah
[22:20] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "Holy sh-- I mean, how splendid."
[22:20] <Maya-Drangleic> 1d20+9
[22:20] <DiceDevil> Maya-Drangleic: 12:3+9
[22:20] <~DJIced> Nope
[22:20] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki eyin' them rocks.
[22:20] <Maya-Drangleic> "Ah."
[22:20] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "So who wants to lug this around? With my bad back and all..."
[22:20] * Maya-Drangleic pouts a little petulantly. "I'm already rather encumbered."
[22:20] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "I have just the thing."
[22:20] <Maya-Drangleic> vip sack
[22:20] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki sets down her haversack, and opens it up!
[22:20] <Brock-Ohmama> oh that thing
[22:20] <~DJIced> "Looks like that lock has them stumped.  They'd have to chisel it out of the floor to take it!"
[22:21] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> [ I AM SO GLAD I GOT THIS! ]
[22:21] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (I could not be trusted with such technology)
[22:21] <Brock-Ohmama> dammit that was such a good investment
[22:21] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki starts loading the gems in. They vanish once placed inside.
[22:21] * Big_Annie_Biggs examines that stubborn chest. Could the hinges be clipped?
[22:21] <ArashiKurobara> (hahahahahaha suddenly I sort of wish I had had a character ready to go)
[22:21] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> I'll try the last chest too
[22:21] <ArashiKurobara> (GUNSLINGER CAN SHOOT LOCKS)
[22:22] <~DJIced> Possibly.  Violence is an answer.
[22:22] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> 1d20+9
[22:22] <DiceDevil> Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki: 18:9+9
[22:22] * Maya-Drangleic glances at the chest. "I could try to burn it?"
[22:22] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Nope. Just try it again purvis? It's probably DC 20
[22:22] <ArashiKurobara> (it is an actual class feature.)
[22:22] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Don't break it, dearie, take it apart"
[22:22] <Brock-Ohmama> (Once inside, the gems are instantly transported to a mystical land of ponies, where the baby dragon is pouring cereal into a bowl of milk...)
[22:22] <~DJIced> Purvis goes to town on the hinges.  Soon the box is open.
[22:23] * Big_Annie_Biggs pockets multi-tool!
[22:23] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "That'll learn it."
[22:23] <~DJIced> "That's not conventional but it worked, and that means they get the big money!"
[22:23] <Maya-Drangleic> "Uwah."
[22:23] <~DJIced> The chest is full of gold.
[22:23] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Hoshi, darling? Do the honors?"
[22:23] <Brock-Ohmama> :>
[22:23] <~DJIced> "That right!  5000 gp and a lifetime supply of silver polish!"
[22:24] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "With pleasure."
[22:24] <Brock-Ohmama> (lol sponsored prize)
[22:24] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (YOU DONE FUCKED UP ICED)
[22:24] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (YOU GAVE ME A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF A CHEMICAL)
[22:24] <~DJIced> (Not actually lifetime)
[22:24] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki loads it all into the sack! When she picks it up again, it doesn't look one bit heavier.
[22:24] <Maya-Drangleic> (we need to all invest in sacks after this)
[22:24] <Maya-Drangleic> (I think)
[22:24] * Maya-Drangleic smiles. "Shall we then?"
[22:24] <Brock-Ohmama> (heh, one time I heard about a guy who got a lifetime supply of Marmite. 1 jar)
[22:24] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (You can't trust me with one)
[22:24] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> (It is the BEST ITEM. bags of holding can jump in a well)
[22:24] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Open that door for us, Brocky boy?"
[22:25] <~DJIced> (To be fair a lot of Crawls give you the money after.
[22:25] <Brock-Ohmama> Is the door revealed?
[22:25] <Maya-Drangleic> "Does anyone remember what's after the treasure room?"
[22:25] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> We needed that key to open it
[22:25] <~DJIced> Yeah
[22:25] <Brock-Ohmama> I think pirates?
[22:25] <~DJIced> The mimic inches away as you unlock the door and proceed into the next room.
[22:25] <Brock-Ohmama> I use Open Lock on the door
[22:25] <Brock-Ohmama> 1d1
[22:25] <DiceDevil> Brock-Ohmama: 1
[22:25] <Maya-Drangleic> we have the key
[22:26] <Maya-Drangleic> :V
[22:26] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (That's the joke)
[22:26] <Brock-Ohmama> success
[22:26] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "From there you can get the key to enter the shrine of the silver monkey.  Assemble the statue, then move to the Pirate's cove." She recites it instantly from memory, which is a bit odd.
[22:26] <Brock-Ohmama> "Amazing memory Hoshiko"
[22:26] <~DJIced> This room looks like the outside of a temple, with vines all over.  There are three doors out each with one of the "no evil moneys"
[22:26] <~DJIced> *monkeys
[22:26] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Assemble a statue, eh? Hehehehe."
[22:27] <~DJIced> Lying about are bits of a "silver" statue.  It's obviously not real silver though.
[22:27] <~DJIced> Perception
[22:27] <Brock-Ohmama> earn no evil, spend no evil, and ... lend no evil?
[22:27] <Maya-Drangleic> 1d20+8 perception
[22:27] <DiceDevil> Maya-Drangleic, perception: 27:19+8
[22:27] <~DJIced> hear, see speak
[22:27] <Brock-Ohmama> 1d20+5
[22:27] <DiceDevil> Brock-Ohmama: 8:3+5
[22:27] <Big_Annie_Biggs> 1d20+8
[22:27] <DiceDevil> Big_Annie_Biggs: 24:16+8
[22:27] <~DJIced> Oh hey!  There's the feet, and the torso, and the torso, and the head and...
[22:27] <Brock-Ohmama> see hear speak is monkeys
[22:27] <~DJIced> Crap.
[22:28] <Maya-Drangleic> He typo'd.
[22:28] <Maya-Drangleic> :v
[22:28] <~DJIced> You see one head, one feet and three torsos.  One for each of the monkeys
[22:28] <Brock-Ohmama> does the statue have only 3 parts?
[22:28] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Welp."
[22:28] <~DJIced> "looks like a bit of a pickle!  WHich one is the right one?"
[22:28] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> I'll specifically examine the doors, to figure out if any of them look good.
[22:29] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> 1d20+8
[22:29] <DiceDevil> Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki: 11:3+8
[22:29] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> They are doors!!
[22:29] * Big_Annie_Biggs goes to inspect the head, then the torsos to see which one will fit best.
[22:29] <Brock-Ohmama> I roll Sense Motive on the monkeys
[22:29] <~DJIced> Hear no evil fits easiest for sure.
[22:29] <Brock-Ohmama> 1d20+15
[22:29] <DiceDevil> Brock-Ohmama: 25:10+15
[22:29] <~DJIced> They are stone and thus don't care.
[22:29] * Big_Annie_Biggs then compares the feet to the torsos.
[22:30] <~DJIced> All match. Bottoms are the same.
[22:30] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Looks like this one coverin' the ears'll fit best, if you ask me."
[22:31] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Extreme monkey assembly ensues!!
[22:31] <Maya-Drangleic> "I'm fine with that. Let's try it?"
[22:31] <Brock-Ohmama> "As a precaution, should we examine the monkeys for traps?"
[22:31] * Big_Annie_Biggs lets Hoshi do the assembling, and keeps an eye on the doors.
[22:31] <Brock-Ohmama> oh and I cast Detect Magic
[22:31] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki puts it together, as advised by Annie.
[22:32] <~DJIced> All are magic.  divination
[22:32] <~DJIced> You play "assemble the shitty statue!"  When you finish the Hear no evil monkey door opens.
[22:32] <~DJIced> "The door is open!  Is this the right one?"
[22:32] <Maya-Drangleic> I throw a bomb into it.
[22:32] * Big_Annie_Biggs peeks inside, from about five fee-NOPE
[22:32] * Big_Annie_Biggs backs the fuck off
[22:32] <Brock-Ohmama> I think it's not that kind of bomb
[22:33] <Maya-Drangleic> It does have splash.
[22:33] <~DJIced> It explodes on a pirate wheel that begins mournfully spinning and burning.  Another door opens.
[22:33] <~DJIced> "Well that's one way of handling things!"
[22:33] <Maya-Drangleic> "Um."
[22:33] <Maya-Drangleic> "Sorry. Twitchy fingers."
[22:33] <Brock-Ohmama> another door here, or past the wheel?
[22:33] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "..."
[22:33] <~DJIced> "A little hard on the furnature are we?"
[22:33] <~DJIced> Past the wheel.
[22:33] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Well okay darling, we'll give you this one."
[22:33] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "WELL DONE, IMPULSIVE FIENDISH HUMANOID."
[22:34] * Brock-Ohmama heads into the pirate room
[22:34] <Maya-Drangleic> "T-thanks?"
[22:34] * Big_Annie_Biggs follows into piratetown.
[22:34] <Brock-Ohmama> does it seem safe?
[22:34] <Brock-Ohmama> examine wheel, what has it landed on?
[22:34] <~DJIced> The priate ship is mildly on fire, but it's going out.  Hatchway down is open.
[22:34] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "Spin the wheel to enter the dungeon.  After a rest, break through the wall to enter the Tomb of the Ancient Kings."
[22:35] <Brock-Ohmama> "Do we rest here or after entering the dungeon?"
[22:35] <~DJIced> Rest rooms are marked
[22:35] <Brock-Ohmama> (wait, xcrawl has green rooms)
[22:35] <~DJIced> (Not here)
[22:35] <Maya-Drangleic> "Let's go then?"
[22:35] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Welp, looks like we're in. Mind if I take a peek, Maya, or are you gonna set that on fire too?"
[22:36] <Maya-Drangleic> "I-I didn't mean to...I mean, I did, but...yes. Please."
[22:36] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "Let us move quickly. Perhaps we can evade any dangers hiding in this room."
[22:36] <~DJIced> (Hilarity)
[22:36] * Big_Annie_Biggs peers through the new door from about five feet away.
[22:36] <~DJIced> It's a dungeon with a first aid kit and a fragile looking wall
[22:36] <Brock-Ohmama> "I think you all have done outstanding work so far. I definitely need to step up my game!"
[22:36] <~DJIced> Green room.
[22:36] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Looks safe."
[22:36] <Maya-Drangleic> "Is it the green room Annie?"
[22:36] <Maya-Drangleic> "Ah."
[22:37] <Brock-Ohmama> (it's against code to falsify a green room)
[22:37] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "There's a first aid kit, so it looks good to me!"
[22:37] * Big_Annie_Biggs enters!
[22:37] * Maya-Drangleic follows.
[22:37] <Brock-Ohmama> (and a dungeon ref, although perhaps in the illegal circuits they don't have those)
[22:37] <~DJIced> (You have 30 minutes and yeah it's forbidden but you are in illegal territory.  Most won't though)
[22:38] <Maya-Drangleic> Check the first aid kit.
[22:38] <Maya-Drangleic> I got maxed Heal.
[22:38] <~DJIced> (I assume you're mostly good to go though unless you want to buff)
[22:38] * Big_Annie_Biggs reaches into backpack. Pulls out a tin of minits. Has one!
[22:38] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Mint, anyone?"
[22:38] <~DJIced> It's a good kit.  Almost as good as your home one.
[22:38] <Brock-Ohmama> for some reason I put 2 ranks in First Aid, with no extra bonus
[22:39] <Maya-Drangleic> Mrm.
[22:39] <Brock-Ohmama> probably just for hail-mary stabilization or something if I don't have enough actions to get to the wand
[22:39] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki pulls a sake dish and gourd out of her haversack, pours, and drinks. On close inspection, it appears to be Mountain Dew, not sake.
[22:39] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Now I don't suppose any of you would help me patch up this spear gash?"
[22:40] <Maya-Drangleic> "I can stitch that up a little if Brock wants to save his wand?"
[22:40] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Can heal actually fix HP damage in a short period of time?
[22:40] <Maya-Drangleic> It can heal 1 per successful roll.
[22:40] <Maya-Drangleic> But puts progressive -2's on any healer's kit you use.
[22:41] <Maya-Drangleic> Actually 4, because it's per level of the healed creature.
[22:41] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> I wouldn't mind 4 HP.
[22:41] <Maya-Drangleic> I'll use the provided first aid kit in the green room.
[22:41] <Brock-Ohmama> I'll roll to assist
[22:41] * Big_Annie_Biggs plops down to take a load off. Digs into pack and produces...a small bottle of Thunderbird! "Wanna spice that up a bit, Hoshi?"
[22:41] <Brock-Ohmama> 1d20+2
[22:41] <DiceDevil> Brock-Ohmama: 8:6+2
[22:41] <Brock-Ohmama> failure
[22:42] <Maya-Drangleic> 1d20+11
[22:42] <DiceDevil> Maya-Drangleic: 24:13+11
[22:42] <Maya-Drangleic> DC20 so that's a heal.
[22:42] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (Brock sutures his sleeves together!)
[22:42] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Sweet, I'm back at 25/30.
[22:42] <Maya-Drangleic> "Please bear with it for a little."
[22:43] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "(Ow.) You have my gratitude."
[22:43] <Maya-Drangleic> I'll drink my Blur and Shield extracts before we go into the next room."
[22:43] <~DJIced> Right
[22:43] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "You mind, Maya?"
[22:43] <~DJIced> "Looks like they're getting ready.  These snakes are sly!"
[22:43] <Maya-Drangleic> "Ah, of course."
[22:43] <Maya-Drangleic> Use mine so I avoid the new penalty on the kit.
[22:43] <Maya-Drangleic> 1d20+11
[22:44] <DiceDevil> Maya-Drangleic: 24:13+11
[22:44] <Maya-Drangleic> "There you go."
[22:44] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki finishes doing the dew.
[22:44] <Brock-Ohmama> I will cast Mirror Image before we break the wall
[22:44] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Heh, you're better than some of the sawbones I've seen in my day."
[22:44] <Maya-Drangleic> "Thank you."
[22:44] <~DJIced> (Ready?)
[22:44] <Maya-Drangleic> (Ready)
[22:44] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "erm, thank you, but I prefer not to mix my drink. It is of quite high quality as-is."
[22:45] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Hehehehe. You use moonshine for that stuff, anyways."
[22:45] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (You do! My dad loves it)
[22:45] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (Ready aside from horsing around)
[22:45] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> (yeah I'm good)
[22:45] <Brock-Ohmama> (mix mountain dew with Mountain Dew lol)
[22:45] <~DJIced> As you break through the wall you find yourself in a tomb as advertised.  On the side wall is a sone hoop, possibly related to the ball game, and in the center is the prize!  A steel ball with razorwire wrappings floats next to a coffin.)
[22:46] <~DJIced> "And there it is!  THe ball of the Mayan death gods!"
[22:46] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (Roll perception for BBall radiation)
[22:46] <Maya-Drangleic> (Fuck.)
[22:46] <Brock-Ohmama> "How heavy do you suppose that ball is?"
[22:46] <~DJIced> Fire away
[22:46] <Maya-Drangleic> "Do we...throw that into the hoop?"
[22:46] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Heavy enough to make my back hurt just looking at it."
[22:46] <Brock-Ohmama> Detect Magic
[22:47] * Big_Annie_Biggs cases the room, like before.
[22:47] <Maya-Drangleic> 1d20+8 general perception
[22:47] <DiceDevil> Maya-Drangleic, general perception: 20:12+8
[22:47] <~DJIced> The ball is a magic weapon.
[22:47] <Brock-Ohmama> oh I should be rolling spellcraft for this right?
[22:47] <Brock-Ohmama> d20+8
[22:47] <DiceDevil> Brock-Ohmama: 16:8+8
[22:47] <~DJIced> Is fine
[22:47] <Big_Annie_Biggs> 1d20+12
[22:47] <DiceDevil> Big_Annie_Biggs: 32:20+12
[22:47] <Maya-Drangleic> our perception rolls have been on point today
[22:47] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (THese are the best 20s)
[22:47] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> daaaamn
[22:48] <~DJIced> As you slowly edge around the room there's a massive crack.
[22:48] <~DJIced> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8
[22:48] <~DJIced> A massive figure wrapped in bandages rises.  "Looks like our guest member is impatiant!"
[22:48] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (Dikembe no!)
[22:48] <Maya-Drangleic> "Uh...?"
[22:48] <Brock-Ohmama> can I roll know Xcrawl to see what our objective actually is
[22:49] <~DJIced> "Behold!  One of the first XCrawlers, and one of the best, at least before the banshee got him!"
[22:49] <Brock-Ohmama> d20+8
[22:49] <DiceDevil> Brock-Ohmama: 27:19+8
[22:49] <Maya-Drangleic> Looks like it's 'fight dude'
[22:49] <~DJIced> "Dikembe Mutombo!"
[22:49] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Woo-ee!"
[22:49] <~DJIced> Will saves everyone!
[22:49] <Maya-Drangleic> 1d20+3
[22:49] <ArashiKurobara> (hahahaha.)
[22:49] <DiceDevil> Maya-Drangleic: 12:9+3
[22:49] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> 1d20+6
[22:49] <Brock-Ohmama> well, it might be "put the ball in the hoop" or maybe "do it without using hands or feet"
[22:49] <DiceDevil> Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki: 18:12+6
[22:49] <Big_Annie_Biggs> 1d20+2
[22:49] <DiceDevil> Big_Annie_Biggs: 8:6+2
[22:49] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (Nice knowing yalls!)
[22:49] <Brock-Ohmama> d20+4 Will
[22:49] <DiceDevil> Brock-Ohmama, Will: 5:1+4
[22:50] <Brock-Ohmama> fdsk
[22:50] <~DJIced> (Ball in hoop most likely)
[22:50] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "He's...quite tall in person..."
[22:50] <~DJIced> Did you roll lower then 16?  If so please roll a d4
[22:50] <Big_Annie_Biggs> 1d4
[22:50] <DiceDevil> Big_Annie_Biggs: 4
[22:50] <Brock-Ohmama> d4
[22:50] <DiceDevil> Brock-Ohmama: 3
[22:50] <Maya-Drangleic> d4
[22:50] <DiceDevil> Maya-Drangleic: 1
[22:51] <Big_Annie_Biggs> *(<Big_Annie_Biggs> (Nice knowing yalls!))*
[22:51] <~DJIced> The mummys awesome presence stuns you for that many rounds.
[22:51] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Jesus.
[22:51] <Maya-Drangleic> "Kuh-!
[22:51] <~DJIced> "Looks like there's a bit of hero worship going on.  Or maybe that's pants wetting fear!"
[22:51] <~DJIced> (Init)
[22:51] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> 1d20+3
[22:51] <DiceDevil> Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki: 7:4+3
[22:51] <Maya-Drangleic> 1d20+2
[22:51] <Big_Annie_Biggs> Goggles! Holy shit, [s]black people DID exist![/s]
[22:51] <DiceDevil> Maya-Drangleic: 9:7+2
[22:51] <Brock-Ohmama> d20+2
[22:51] <DiceDevil> Brock-Ohmama: 16:14+2
[22:51] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (Even us stunned folk?)
[22:51] <~DJIced> 1d20
[22:51] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 20
[22:51] <Brock-Ohmama> (wtf Brock is black)
[22:52] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Come on ;_;
[22:52] <~DJIced> (Yeah.  So you know when you can act
[22:52] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (Goddamn, this IS Dikembe)
[22:52] <Big_Annie_Biggs> 1d20+4
[22:52] <DiceDevil> Big_Annie_Biggs: 12:8+4
[22:52] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> I'm about to have a bad time aren't I
[22:52] <Big_Annie_Biggs> We all are.
[22:52] <~DJIced> "To make this extra fun, we've put a barrier on Dikembe, keeping him safe from all damage except from the ball!
[22:53] <Maya-Drangleic> I'm heavily considering-fuck
[22:53] <Big_Annie_Biggs> HHahahahahah!
[22:53] <~DJIced> "Of course to be fair he'll only use the ball as well!"
[22:53] <~DJIced> Good luck!
[22:53] <Big_Annie_Biggs> Awesome.
[22:53] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "I-I see?"
[22:53] <Maya-Drangleic> THis is so f'd up
[22:53] <Big_Annie_Biggs> It's perfect
[22:53] <~DJIced> Dikembe goes for the ball and shoots for the hoop.
[22:53] <Brock-Ohmama> omg
[22:53] <~DJIced> 1d20+15
[22:53] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 26:11+15
[22:53] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Well the good news is I'm the one with the highest CMB :|
[22:53] <~DJIced> 1d4
[22:53] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 1
[22:54] <~DJIced> 1d20
[22:54] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 18
[22:54] <~DJIced> 1d10+5
[22:54] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 15:10+5
[22:54] <Big_Annie_Biggs> Backboard breaks
[22:54] <Maya-Drangleic> Someone just took 15 to the face
[22:54] <~DJIced> The ball sails through the hoop, then is telekinetically flung into Brock for 15 damage.  "That's gotta sting!  Well at least he has cover now!"
[22:55] <Big_Annie_Biggs> We gonna get finger waggled so bad ;_;
[22:55] <~DJIced> "Can the serpants recover the rebound?"  Hoshi go everyone else take a round off their stuns.
[22:55] <Brock-Ohmama> metronome?
[22:56] <Brock-Ohmama> (hey, what does Fame do?)
[22:56] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "AS THE SONGS OF YORE SAID, I HAVE THIS PIECE OF ADVICE FOR YOU: JUST WORK THAT BODY, WORK THAT BODY, MAKE SURE YOU DON'T HURT NOBODY. BESIDES THAT TALL FELLOW."
[22:56] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "Shut up."
[22:56] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Okay, I go for the ball. Can I pick it up?
[22:57] <~DJIced> Yep.
[22:57] <~DJIced> It's about as heavy as a bball
[22:57] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Alright shit what's my ranged attack
[22:57] <Maya-Drangleic> should still be strength?
[22:58] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Nah it's still dex, str for damage on thrown weapons
[22:58] <Maya-Drangleic> Mm.
[22:58] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> 1d20+7 SHOOT
[22:58] <~DJIced> Treat it as a thowing weapon, or you can make a "Proffession BBall" or "Athletics-5" to go for the hoop
[22:58] <DiceDevil> Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki, SHOOT: 17:10+7
[22:58] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (Iced: Timelord Drannock approves of all of this. YOU HAVE DONE WELL)
[22:58] <~DJIced> (Which target?)
[22:59] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Hmm, I'm guessing I get extra damage if it goes in the hoop?
[22:59] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (Does the Throw Anything feat help with shots?)
[22:59] <~DJIced> Yes.  But harder target without skills
[23:00] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> I'll chuck it straight at him to see what that damage is first.
[23:00] <~DJIced> The mighty ball strikes for d6+2+str
[23:00] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> 1d6+6
[23:00] <DiceDevil> Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki: 12:6+6
[23:00] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> YEAH PASS THAT ROCK
[23:00] <Maya-Drangleic> THUNK
[23:00] <Brock-Ohmama> (anyone ever thought Technotronic's lead singer looks like Ashly Burch?)
[23:01] <~DJIced> "Right to the face!"
[23:01] <Brock-Ohmama> oh I never rolled to see how many mirror images I have
[23:01] <Brock-Ohmama> d4+1
[23:01] <DiceDevil> Brock-Ohmama: 3:2+1
[23:01] <Maya-Drangleic> huh
[23:01] <~DJIced> Hrm
[23:01] <~DJIced> Point
[23:01] <Maya-Drangleic> you had mirror images
[23:01] <Maya-Drangleic> :V
[23:02] <Brock-Ohmama> yeah, I think some of the challenge of D&D is just staying on top of all these things
[23:02] <~DJIced> Ah, sadly didn't matter
[23:02] <Big_Annie_Biggs> Dikembe is too real for mirror images
[23:02] <~DJIced> The hoop bypassed it.
[23:02] <~DJIced> "Dikembe on the rebound.  He shoots!"
[23:03] <~DJIced> 1d20+15
[23:03] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 29:14+15
[23:03] <~DJIced> 1d3
[23:03] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 2
[23:03] <Maya-Drangleic> Meep.
[23:03] <~DJIced> Once again the ball spins before flying towards anne
[23:03] <~DJIced> 1d20
[23:03] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 11
[23:03] <~DJIced> 1d10+5
[23:03] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 8:3+5
[23:03] <~DJIced> "That's some elder abuse there!"  8 points
[23:04] <Brock-Ohmama> (wonder what would happen if we were all standing underneath the hoop, assuming it's an aztec vertical hoop)
[23:04] * Big_Annie_Biggs is hit in the arthritis ;_;
[23:04] <~DJIced> Maya should have recovered go
[23:04] <Maya-Drangleic> I want to mutagen and enlarge person at the same time.
[23:04] <Maya-Drangleic> But, mutagen first if no. :v
[23:04] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> (also have the barkley gaiden theme which is more battle themey! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWKQiZVBtu4 )
[23:05] <~DJIced> Sadly both are standard actions.
[23:05] <Maya-Drangleic> Mm.
[23:05] <Maya-Drangleic> Mutagen. Let's go wild.
[23:05] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> What does it do :O
[23:05] <~DJIced> (The cinematic is yours)
[23:05] <Maya-Drangleic> +4 Str, -2 Int, +2 AC, and I get claws/bite because I took feral.
[23:06] <~DJIced> (What animal or is it just more demonic?)
[23:06] <Brock-Ohmama> GET HYPE the Tales of Game's website says Gaiden 2 is releasing in Q4 2013)
[23:07] * Maya-Drangleic chugs from a bottle and wipes her mouth. "Let's jam then," she says, before snarling as her features elongate. Nails become talons and teeth become fangs, eyes sharpen. Her tentacle seems to ripple, scales forming on it in a wave.
[23:07] <Maya-Drangleic> (Just more demonic)
[23:07] <~DJIced> "Whoa!  What is that?  Looks like they've got tricks up their sleeves!"
[23:07] <~DJIced> Hoshi
[23:07] <Maya-Drangleic> I'll move closer to Dikembe btw.
[23:07] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "Uh." "PAY ATTENTION!" "Right."
[23:08] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> I grab the ball from next to Annie, and do another throw attack.
[23:08] * Big_Annie_Biggs what ehe Apollo
[23:08] <~DJIced> Fire away
[23:08] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Unfortunately every trick I have is melee :V
[23:08] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> 1d20+7
[23:08] <DiceDevil> Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki: 15:8+7
[23:08] <~DJIced> "The ball flies wide!"
[23:08] <~DJIced> Reflex save Maya
[23:09] <Maya-Drangleic> 1d20+6
[23:09] <DiceDevil> Maya-Drangleic: 9:3+6
[23:09] <Maya-Drangleic> "OW."
[23:09] <Maya-Drangleic> "PLEASE DO NOT."
[23:09] <~DJIced> "And they fail to catch the ball.  Dikembe has it!"
[23:09] <~DJIced> 1d20+15
[23:09] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 25:10+15
[23:09] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "(THIS IS WHY I HATE GYM)"
[23:09] <~DJIced> 1d2
[23:09] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 2
[23:10] <~DJIced> 1d20
[23:10] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 1
[23:10] <Brock-Ohmama> whoa
[23:10] <Maya-Drangleic> Huh. First fumble is from the boss.
[23:10] <Maya-Drangleic> dikembe you goofed
[23:10] <~DJIced> The ball hovers in the hoop and shoots at Maya! But it misses somehow!  "Whoa!  Someone check that magic spell!"
[23:10] <~DJIced> Maya
[23:10] <Maya-Drangleic> Drink Enlarge Person extract.
[23:11] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (He finger waggles, finger falls off, lose turn to reattach)
[23:11] <Brock-Ohmama> no, dikembe got 2 points, but the hoop missed
[23:11] <Brock-Ohmama> Is it my turn yet?
[23:11] <Maya-Drangleic> You still got one more stun?
[23:11] <~DJIced> (You're unstunned this round)
[23:11] <Maya-Drangleic> Ah cool.
[23:11] <~DJIced> (You at after Dikembe)
[23:11] <~DJIced> *act
[23:11] <~DJIced> Hoshiko
[23:11] * Maya-Drangleic snarls and expands dramatically until she's far closer to Dikembe's size.
[23:12] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (Can I make a Knowledge History to figure out some basic Basketball strategy?)
[23:12] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "(why do I always get the weird ones)"
[23:12] <~DJIced> (yeah, but you have a feeling cheating might be easier)
[23:12] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki runs up to grab the ball.
[23:12] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "Hey, wait."
[23:12] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> JUMP DC TO DUNK?
[23:12] <~DJIced> You have it.  Dikembe is being guarded by Maya.
[23:13] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (Can this be done while stunned? =D?)
[23:13] <~DJIced> Athletics or Acrobatics?
[23:13] <Maya-Drangleic> use me as a springboard
[23:13] <Maya-Drangleic> DO IT
[23:13] <~DJIced> Rather (20) vs (18)
[23:13] <~DJIced> Springboard would be +3
[23:14] <~DJIced> (And AC penalty for Maya)
[23:14] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Uhh I only have points in Acrobatics so that
[23:14] <Maya-Drangleic> I got like +6 from my buffs just do it
[23:14] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> I'M DOING IT
[23:14] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> 1d20+13
[23:14] <DiceDevil> Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki: 18:5+13
[23:15] <~DJIced> "Look at that slam!  And the ball is aiming!"
[23:15] <~DJIced> 1d20
[23:15] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 10
[23:15] <~DJIced> 1d10+5
[23:15] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 11:6+5
[23:15] <~DJIced> Dikembe staggers as the ball smashes into him.
[23:16] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "Yes!"
[23:16] <Maya-Drangleic> "HAH."
[23:16] <~DJIced> "This throws going to be harder.  He's got a guard in his face..."
[23:16] <~DJIced> 1d20+10
[23:16] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 15:5+10
[23:16] <~DJIced> "And Maya stuff it with a tentacle!  The great guard is denied!"
[23:16] <Maya-Drangleic> vip tentacle
[23:16] <~DJIced> brock  your turn, make perception
[23:17] <Brock-Ohmama> d20+5
[23:17] <DiceDevil> Brock-Ohmama: 7:2+5
[23:17] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest!"
[23:17] <~DJIced> There is nothing unnatural.
[23:17] <~DJIced> Act as normal
[23:17] <Brock-Ohmama> cool
[23:17] <Brock-Ohmama> Is the ball near me?
[23:18] <~DJIced> no, but you can get to it without Dikembe stopping ouy
[23:18] <~DJIced> *you
[23:18] <Brock-Ohmama> wait ... he's a mummy.
[23:18] <Brock-Ohmama> I think mummies don't have good reflex maybe
[23:18] <~DJIced> Who is protected from everything but the ball
[23:18] <Brock-Ohmama> protected from damage, right
[23:19] <~DJIced> Oh dear.
[23:19] <~DJIced> That would be correct.
[23:19] <Brock-Ohmama> is he standing on the floor?
[23:19] <~DJIced> Currently
[23:19] <Maya-Drangleic> GREASE IT.
[23:19] <~DJIced> ohdear
[23:19] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (Sadly, I am stunned, so I cannot offer constructive support)
[23:19] <Brock-Ohmama> I cast Grease on the floor under him, but not under Maya
[23:19] <~DJIced> "That's not regulation!"
[23:19] <~DJIced> 1d20+3
[23:19] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 11:8+3
[23:20] <~DJIced> "And Dikembe is down!  This is going to be a problem for him!"
[23:20] <~DJIced> Maya
[23:20] <Brock-Ohmama> I look at the cameras and shrug.
[23:20] <Maya-Drangleic> this is well within the vein of Space Jam
[23:20] <Maya-Drangleic> I see nothing wrong
[23:21] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Only problem is we're not going to see a dikembe finger wag.
[23:21] <Big_Annie_Biggs> *Precisely, this is no different than using Muscle Zauber*
[23:21] <Maya-Drangleic> Grab ball and smack him in the gut with it while he's on the floor.
[23:21] <Brock-Ohmama> whoa, melee?
[23:21] <~DJIced> Heh
[23:21] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Oh. We can do that.
[23:21] <~DJIced> Fire away
[23:21] <Brock-Ohmama> (heh)
[23:21] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (If only I could sneak attack with an Improv weapon)
[23:21] <~DJIced> Oh right perception too
[23:21] <Maya-Drangleic> 1d20+9
[23:21] <DiceDevil> Maya-Drangleic: 17:8+9
[23:21] <Brock-Ohmama> (the barkley gaiden song reminds me of FTL music)
[23:21] <~DJIced> (Anne - This is a real weapon)
[23:22] <Maya-Drangleic> For perception
[23:22] <~DJIced> You hit!
[23:22] <Maya-Drangleic> what's my damage?
[23:22] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (Shiiiit!)
[23:22] <~DJIced> d6 str
[23:22] <DiceDevil> DJIced, str: 1
[23:22] <Maya-Drangleic> 1d6+3
[23:22] <DiceDevil> Maya-Drangleic: 7:4+3
[23:23] <~DJIced> And perception?
[23:23] <Maya-Drangleic> 1d20+9
[23:23] <DiceDevil> Maya-Drangleic: 11:2+9
[23:23] <~DJIced> Nothing wrong
[23:23] <~DJIced> Hoshiko
[23:23] <Maya-Drangleic> "ENJOY DIRT"
[23:23] <~DJIced> (You can perception as well)
[23:23] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "I'm going again!" Hoop does more damage, so shoot, baby, shoot!
[23:23] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Perception first, actually.
[23:24] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> 1d20+8
[23:24] <DiceDevil> Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki: 16:8+8
[23:24] <~DJIced> You hear bats.  Lots of bats
[23:24] <~DJIced> They're close.
[23:24] <~DJIced> One round away perhaps
[23:24] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "Not many seconds left on the clock!"
[23:24] <Brock-Ohmama> baseketball bats
[23:24] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki goes for another dunk!
[23:24] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> 1d20+13
[23:24] <DiceDevil> Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki: 18:5+13
[23:24] <~DJIced> Taking the ball from Maya?
[23:25] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> Yes
[23:25] <~DJIced> Well that's a slam
[23:25] <~DJIced> "This is brutal!  What a smash!"
[23:25] <~DJIced> 1d20
[23:25] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 20
[23:25] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> YEAH
[23:25] <~DJIced> 1d20
[23:25] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 4
[23:25] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> no :(
[23:25] <Maya-Drangleic> not so yeah
[23:25] <~DJIced> 2d10+10
[23:25] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 23:13+10
[23:25] <Maya-Drangleic> but still YEAH
[23:25] <~DJIced> (True strike)
[23:25] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> !!
[23:26] <Brock-Ohmama> wait
[23:26] <Brock-Ohmama> did it hit one of us?
[23:26] <~DJIced> The impact makes Dikembe bounce off the floor.  "Insane!"
[23:26] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki frontflips to deliver the dunk!
[23:26] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki almost misses because of it, but still.
[23:26] <~DJIced> "Is it going to end like this!  A one sided rout!"
[23:27] <~DJIced> At this point everyone notices the bat swarm as it bursts in.  "Oh dear.  Looks like repel wore off!  The legend did mention bats you know!"
[23:27] <Maya-Drangleic> "!!"
[23:27] <~DJIced> Maya gets swarmed
[23:27] <~DJIced> 1d6
[23:27] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 1
[23:27] <~DJIced> One damage and bleeding.
[23:27] <Maya-Drangleic> "OW."
[23:28] <~DJIced> Brock your turn.
[23:28] <~DJIced> More bats are entering
[23:28] <Brock-Ohmama> hmm
[23:28] <Brock-Ohmama> a little out of character strategering?
[23:29] <~DJIced> Oh right.  Dikembe crawled off the grease while the bats came in.
[23:29] <Brock-Ohmama> here's an idea: I tell everyone to cover their eyes, I cast Glitterdust
[23:29] * Big_Annie_Biggs is unable to cover eyes!
[23:29] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> If he has enough range we don't need to
[23:29] <Maya-Drangleic> Slightly already covered in bats.
[23:29] <~DJIced> Actually you aren't paralized anymore.
[23:29] <~DJIced> But uh.  Bats
[23:29] <~DJIced> Sonar
[23:30] <Brock-Ohmama> right right
[23:30] <Maya-Drangleic> Bats are blind as...bats.
[23:30] <Big_Annie_Biggs> Actually, sonar is for finding things; they navigate by sight.
[23:30] <Maya-Drangleic> oh
[23:30] <Maya-Drangleic> huh
[23:30] <Brock-Ohmama> ok, well how about I cast Grease to make the bats trip and fall down
[23:30] <~DJIced> ...
[23:30] <Maya-Drangleic> what
[23:30] <Maya-Drangleic> they're flying
[23:30] <Big_Annie_Biggs> Hahahahaha!
[23:30] <Brock-Ohmama> bats with wings?
[23:31] <Maya-Drangleic> Bats sort of fly by default?
[23:31] <Maya-Drangleic> Are you thinking rats?
[23:31] <~DJIced> Otherwise they'd be mice
[23:31] <Big_Annie_Biggs> They don't have feathers to soak, so you won't weigh 'em down
[23:31] <~DJIced> Well I mean you could grease one.
[23:31] <Maya-Drangleic> please do not oil bath the enlarged monmusu
[23:31] <~DJIced> It'd be sad
[23:31] <Brock-Ohmama> well unless I can cast Charm Person on the swarm of multiple bats, I'm outr of ideas
[23:31] <Big_Annie_Biggs> *Words I never though I'd hear Amra say*
[23:31] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> JUST GET THE BALL AND HIT HIM.
[23:31] <Brock-Ohmama> OK
[23:31] <~DJIced> Or give everyone BBall skills.
[23:32] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> oh yeah he has bard song
[23:32] <Brock-Ohmama> yeah, inspire competence is only single use and inspire courage is for attack rolls
[23:32] <~DJIced> Sadness
[23:32] <Brock-Ohmama> who comes after me in turn order?
[23:32] <Maya-Drangleic> just add to the slam
[23:32] <Maya-Drangleic> and jam
[23:32] <~DJIced> Anne
[23:33] <Brock-Ohmama> I'll get the ball, pass to Anne, and Inspire Courage
[23:33] <~DJIced> "It's a sweet pass!"
[23:33] <~DJIced> Anne
[23:33] * Big_Annie_Biggs catches?
[23:33] <Brock-Ohmama> "Everyone, you now have a plus one to attack rolls! This is not much of a boost, but hopefully it will be enough!"
[23:33] <Maya-Drangleic> that fourth wall
[23:34] <Big_Annie_Biggs> (THAT WASN"T THE WALL TO BREAK TO ENTER!)
[23:34] <Brock-Ohmama> (and damage and saves vs fear)
[23:34] <~DJIced> Actually D&D is a game availible. >.<
[23:34] <~DJIced> (Well it's rebranded but yeah)
[23:34] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "(nerd)"
[23:34] <Maya-Drangleic> "THANK YOU."
[23:34] * Big_Annie_Biggs runs to climb up onto the top of the hoop, then drop the ball in.
[23:34] <~DJIced> Roll to troll
[23:35] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Keep him on his ass so he can't do nothin'!"
[23:35] <ArashiKurobara> (hey hey Legends of the Hidden Temple *has* no fourth wall)
[23:35] <ArashiKurobara> (literally.)
[23:35] <Big_Annie_Biggs> 1d20+7
[23:35] <DiceDevil> Big_Annie_Biggs: 16:9+7
[23:35] <~DJIced> "I have a feeling the Mayan's killed clever women like that.  Too bad they all got set on fire."
[23:35] <~DJIced> Yeah 15 gets you up the wall
[23:35] <~DJIced> And dropping is easy so...
[23:36] <~DJIced> 1d20
[23:36] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 19
[23:36] <~DJIced> 1d10+5
[23:36] <DiceDevil> DJIced: 13:8+5
[23:36] * Big_Annie_Biggs perches up there.
[23:36] <Brock-Ohmama> is it a horizontal hoop?
[23:36] <~DJIced> The ball flies through the air and smashes Dikembe's head into dust.  "Incredible!  They've defeated the legend!"
[23:36] * Big_Annie_Biggs whistles a tune:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b15F-_3bdj0
[23:36] * Maya-Drangleic swats bats.
[23:37] <~DJIced> "They've won the ball of the Mayan gods of the dead!  And 4500 gp!"
[23:37] <Brock-Ohmama> we get a magic weapon?
[23:37] <~DJIced> The room begins to shake and more bats fly in.  "That is if they get out alice!"
[23:37] <~DJIced> *Alive!
[23:37] * Big_Annie_Biggs raises arms in victory, assuming her perch allows for this, then shimmies down.
[23:38] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> It's the treasure we came for, so we have a good excuse to take it?
[23:38] <Brock-Ohmama> Alice huh? Now you've got Stuffman interested
[23:38] <~DJIced> The door opens revealing a swamp.  Hoshi your go
[23:38] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki grabs the ball and runs!
[23:39] <~DJIced> Alright, I'm gonna assume everyone makes a break for it, so we'll go out of rounds.
[23:39] <Maya-Drangleic> Yes.
[23:39] <Brock-Ohmama> ok
[23:39] <Maya-Drangleic> I unlarge but do not unmutagen
[23:39] * Big_Annie_Biggs shimmies down and out. Pauses to salute Dikembe
[23:39] <~DJIced> Your party slogs through the swamp as fast as possible, Maya still bleeding a little.
[23:39] <Maya-Drangleic> Wait
[23:40] <Brock-Ohmama> so we don't need to heal?
[23:40] <Maya-Drangleic> Use Bloodblock at first opportunity
[23:40] <Maya-Drangleic> I got two in my chirurgeon pack
[23:40] <Big_Annie_Biggs> We may need to, but may not have time, what with bats and things shaking
[23:41] <~DJIced> You do that while the rest of the party slams harmonic steps to unlock the next door, then make you way through a cave.
[23:41] <~DJIced> Perceptions all
[23:41] <Maya-Drangleic> 1d20+9
[23:41] <Brock-Ohmama> d20+5
[23:41] <DiceDevil> Maya-Drangleic: 22:13+9
[23:41] <DiceDevil> Brock-Ohmama: 22:17+5
[23:41] <Brock-Ohmama> score
[23:41] <Big_Annie_Biggs> 1d20+8
[23:41] <DiceDevil> Big_Annie_Biggs: 27:19+8
[23:41] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> 1d20+8
[23:41] <DiceDevil> Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki: 21:13+8
[23:42] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "'From there you can work through the swamp, solve the room of Harmonic Convergence, then escape through the Cavern of Sighs.' What's in the Cavern of Sighs?"
[23:42] <~DJIced> All of you see the rushing pendulum blade and duck under it as one.  It sighs as it passes.  "Amazing!  If I didn't know better I'd say they knew about the trap in advance!"
[23:43] <Maya-Drangleic> "CLOSE."
[23:43] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Doggone it!"
[23:43] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "aaaaahhh"
[23:43] <~DJIced> With that you run out to find yourself facing the DJ.  "Amazing!  You got the relic, and the treasure, and escaped without losing a single member!  Great job silver snakes.  Let's hear it for them!"
[23:43] * Big_Annie_Biggs procedes through the swamp. How soaked at we getting?
[23:43] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki is rather shocked, having been closest to being hit.
[23:44] <~DJIced> (You're through and your pants be muddy.)
[23:44] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki composes herself, looking a little shaken.
[23:44] <~DJIced> The crowd goes wild.  One more fame to all.
[23:44] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "WELL, YOU SURVIVED ANOTHER ONE. HOW ABOUT THAT?"
[23:44] * Maya-Drangleic sighs. "THANK GOODNESS," she tries to mutter while waving at the crowd. "THANK YOU."
[23:44] * Big_Annie_Biggs gives a big ole gaptoothed grin, arms wide to recieve applause.
[23:44] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki snatchs the crystal and puts it away.
[23:44] * Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki bows to the crowd.
[23:44] <Brock-Ohmama> I try to shake the DJ's hand. "This was a great dungeon!"
[23:45] <~DJIced> "Great work silver snakes.  Join us next time for LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE!"
[23:45] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "C'MON, MY HEARIN'S BAD!"
[23:45] <~DJIced> The DJ shakes your hand, just before the monitors flicker off.
[23:45] <Brock-Ohmama> I grandstand one last time
[23:45] <Brock-Ohmama> d20+12
[23:45] <DiceDevil> Brock-Ohmama: 18:6+12
[23:46] <~DJIced> (Not quite enough for another point)
[23:46] <Big_Annie_Biggs> Once the monitors are off. "You tricky bastards! That bridge had me going for a second, you know that?"
[23:47] <~DJIced> As the lights go down and the staff move up the Dj's expression becomes a little more distant, then he smiles at the compliment.  "It was a good run.  Little slow at parts but a crowd pleaser none the less.
[23:47] <Brock-Ohmama> "Was there a secret that we bypassed in the Pirate cove?"
[23:47] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> (we were rolling perception to hear the bats)
[23:47] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> (oh)
[23:47] <~DJIced> "there were meant to be skeletons but we were pressed for time."
[23:47] <Brock-Ohmama> "and wow, running from the gargoyles was a real thrill"
[23:47] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> (hurr)
[23:47] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> (HURRRRR)
[23:48] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Was that really Dikembe? Put the fear of something in me, I'll tell you that for free!"
[23:48] <~DJIced> The DJ shakes his head.  "They're saving the real one for something big."
[23:48] <~DJIced> "Also he's no mere mummy."
[23:48] <~DJIced> "That was a clone."
[23:48] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Well don't that beat all?"
[23:48] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "The things they can do nowadays..."
[23:49] * Maya-Drangleic bows at the staff. "THANK YOU," she says before turning to her party. "THAT WAS WELL DONE EVERYONE."
[23:49] <Big_Annie_Biggs> Glance to the party, "So, what's next?"
[23:50] <Brock-Ohmama> (except for the guy you killed)
[23:50] <~DJIced> "Anyway great work again.  I'll send you some pointers on crowd work.  Feel free to send comments on what was too easy or too hard.  I do a lot of these "IP breaking" runs, so I aim more for showmanship then making a name for myself."  The DJ waves and leaves.
[23:50] <Maya-Drangleic> (I killed three.)
[23:50] <Brock-Ohmama> "We'll be seeing YOU again I'm sure."
[23:50] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "Well, I believe it is time to split the spoils."
[23:50] <Maya-Drangleic> "AH. MAY I ASK YOUR NAME?"
[23:51] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "I bet it is," wink at Hoshiko.
[23:51] <~DJIced> The guy smiles right before he exits.  "It's actually steve.  Keep it simple right."
[23:51] <Brock-Ohmama> heh
[23:51] <~DJIced> (Anyway thats it from my end)
[23:52] * Maya-Drangleic bows again. "SEE YOU..*cough cough*," she starts, then rubs her throat as her mutagen wears off. "...See you later Steve."
[23:52] <Big_Annie_Biggs> ((2:50:57 AM) Idran Casmosis: So you might say...(2:51:03 AM) Idran Casmosis: ...you weren't in his house.   <---Timelord Drannock cracked the code!)
[23:52] <Brock-Ohmama> we get paid the rest i assume
[23:52] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> (alright so I can't scroll up enough to see, what's our total haul?)
[23:52] <~DJIced> Yeah
[23:52] <Maya-Drangleic> 5000 from the gold 1500 from the gems? And any flat pay. If there is.
[23:52] <Brock-Ohmama> say, since this is underground and illegal, there's no taxes or guild fees?
[23:52] <~DJIced> 11000
[23:52] <Big_Annie_Biggs> *1500 in gems, 4500 from the chest, I think?
[23:52] <Maya-Drangleic> oh damn
[23:53] <~DJIced> And a +2 bball of returning
[23:53] <Maya-Drangleic> uh
[23:53] <Maya-Drangleic> I wasn't expecting that.
[23:53] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> So, 2750 each in pure GP
[23:53] <Big_Annie_Biggs> Okay, so 3 dollars to the GP...*
[23:54] <Big_Annie_Biggs> *That's...*
[23:54] <~DJIced> (Which is basicaly a Chakram)
[23:54] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "I shall take this treasure to my fence-- er, broker, to see its worth, if you do not mind."
[23:54] <Maya-Drangleic> "That's fine with me."
[23:54] <~DJIced> 8250 purv
[23:54] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "I'll come along with you!"
[23:55] <Brock-Ohmama> what is the code purvis?
[23:55] <Big_Annie_Biggs> *That comes out to 3000 bottles of thunderbird.*
[23:55] <Big_Annie_Biggs> *I'm going to make a fortress!*
[23:56] <~DJIced> (I'll post XP in thread when I'm more awake)
[23:56] <Maya-Drangleic> Mm.
[23:56] <Big_Annie_Biggs> *Very well*
[23:56] <~DJIced> (Also feel free to comment now or later on things)
[23:56] <Maya-Drangleic> So we take our loot and go home?
[23:56] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> (urgh, I guess I can't do any better on an underground circuit...) "So, would the three of you be interested in forming a longer-term partnership?"
[23:57] <Brock-Ohmama> I hand each of you a card with my name and a telephone number on it, it has some scratched-out writing about voting for me
[23:57] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Heh, if you're asking."
[23:57] * Maya-Drangleic smiles. "If you'd have me."
[23:57] <Maya-Drangleic> "Ah, thank you."
[23:57] * Big_Annie_Biggs takes the card, looks it over, tucks it under sock hat
[23:57] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "And you, Ohmama-san?"
[23:58] <Brock-Ohmama> "Yes, clearly we have the means to clear more of these."
[23:59] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "How many of those fire things you got anyways, Maya?"
[23:59] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Because we can do some things with them."
[23:59] <Maya-Drangleic> "Nine at once. I can make them slow burn or all at once, and in a pinch I can combine them with a healing potion or extract and heal someone from afar."
[23:59] <Maya-Drangleic> "That's safe. Mostly."
[00:00] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "So it is written, so shall it be." She hands out her own business card, which any respectable japanese businessperson would have.
[00:00] * Maya-Drangleic takes Hoshiko's. "Thank you. I...should have some made?"
[00:00] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Heh. I got something like that too, just using a zippo, some hooch, and an oily rag."
[00:01] * Maya-Drangleic smiles. "It's a similar concept. I like to think mine's a little more dedicated."
[00:01] * Big_Annie_Biggs tucks Hoshiko's card under her hat as well.
[00:01] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Just lemme know if you need a rag, heh."
[00:01] <~DJIced> (Oarfish - Just so you know, your early grandstand is why the crowd didnt let the gargolyes blindside you)
[00:02] <Brock-Ohmama> yeah, I figured when the crowd shouted
[00:03] <Brock-Ohmama> hey is there such a thing as permanent fame?
[00:03] <~DJIced> Yes but it's very rare
[00:03] <~DJIced> (In the module I saw they gave you one for fighting 5 waves of monsters straight, including 12 wartrolls.)
[00:04] * Big_Annie_Biggs pulls out aforementioned bottle of thunderbird, cracks it, and has a drink. Then offers to Hoshika
[00:04] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "a-ah, no thank you. I'm fine."
[00:05] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Live a little, you just got through a death trap!"
[00:06] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> [ if she drinks, she can't keep up her fake personality :V ]
[00:06] <Big_Annie_Biggs> ( =D!)
[00:07] <Hoshiko-Taiyotsuki> "I would like to keep my head clear to dwell on today's challenges, and learn from them. Perhaps another time."
[00:07] <Big_Annie_Biggs> "Suit yourself!"