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  1. [21:28:27] @Imanalt: o.o
  2. [21:30:12] @Imanalt: :(
  3. [21:31:19] Lexie: b a pervert
  4. [21:31:21] Lexie: w/
  5. [21:31:23] Lexie: nubnub
  6. [21:31:25] @Imanalt: she
  7. [21:31:26] @Imanalt: not
  8. [21:31:27] @Imanalt: here
  9. [21:31:31] @Imanalt: otherwise i would be
  10. [21:31:32] @Imanalt: :(
  11. [21:31:33] Lexie: be patient nigga
  12. [21:37:40] @Imanalt: o.o
  13. [21:37:42] @Imanalt: you should
  14. [21:37:45] @Imanalt: make nubnub come back
  15. [21:37:45] @Imanalt: imo
  16. [21:39:18] @Imanalt: :(
  17. [21:39:25] Lexie: unmute me
  18. [21:39:27] Lexie: ur high
  19. [21:39:32] Lexie: u have an excuse
  20. [21:39:34] Lexie: ^______^
  21. [21:39:36] @Imanalt: LOL
  22. [21:39:39] @Imanalt: you arent
  23. [21:39:40] @Imanalt: muted
  24. [21:47:22] @Imanalt: o.o
  25. [21:47:24] @Imanalt: kf
  26. [21:47:25] @Imanalt: fk
  27. [21:47:35] Lexie: hi
  28. [21:47:39] @Imanalt: hi
  29. [21:47:45] @Imanalt: would you rly
  30. [21:47:48] @Imanalt: not fuck me :(
  31. [21:49:06] @Imanalt: idk do chicks even like big dicks
  32. [21:49:20] Lexie: .
  33. [21:49:32] Lexie: no comment
  34. [21:49:34] Lexie: ur makin me feel
  35. [21:49:36] @Imanalt: is that
  36. [21:49:37] @Imanalt: a yes or no
  37. [21:49:38] @Imanalt: :(
  38. [21:49:39] Lexie: weird
  39. [21:49:42] @Imanalt: o
  40. [21:49:42] @Imanalt: sr
  41. [21:49:43] @Imanalt: y
  42. [21:49:44] @Imanalt: :(
  43. [21:49:48] @Imanalt: im too high
  44. [21:49:54] Lexie: k
  45. [21:49:57] Lexie: be high
  46. [21:50:00] Lexie: without being horny
  47. [21:50:13] @Imanalt: o.o
  48. [21:50:18] Lexie: just find some ugly bitch
  49. [21:50:18] @Imanalt: being high normally doesnt mke me horny idk
  50. [21:50:26] Lexie: and get her to give u neck
  51. [21:50:30] @Imanalt: lol
  52. [21:50:34] @Imanalt: i literaly cant even
  53. [21:50:36] @Imanalt: get out of myr oom
  54. [21:50:40] Lexie: ik
  55. [21:50:41] Lexie: x)
  56. [21:50:45] @Imanalt: how do i
  57. [21:50:49] @Imanalt: find some bitch to fuk
  58. [21:50:52] @Imanalt: if i cant get out of my room
  59. [21:50:59] Lexie: yellowpages
  60. [21:51:00] Lexie: ?
  61. [21:51:02] @Imanalt: also i dont even have any condoms n_______N
  62. [21:51:18] Lexie: u dont need condoms to get head
  63. [21:51:27] @Imanalt: o just head
  64. [21:51:36] @Imanalt: boring imo
  65. [21:52:00] Lexie: damn alty
  66. [21:52:02] Lexie: is u like
  67. [21:52:09] Lexie: an expert or somethin o_O
  68. [21:52:14] @Imanalt: i wish
  69. [21:52:15] @Imanalt: lel
  70. [21:52:23] Lexie: energ
  71. [21:52:26] Lexie: is all u need
  72. [21:52:28] Lexie: and ur hands
  73. [21:52:31] @Imanalt: LOL
  74. [21:52:32] Lexie: until u guys meet
  75. [21:52:34] Lexie: ^_^
  76. [21:52:37] @Imanalt: im bad w/ hands
  77. [21:52:38] @Imanalt: tbh
  78. [21:52:47] Lexie: DAM NIGGA
  79. [21:52:54] Lexie: IT CANT BE THAT HARD
  80. [21:52:57] @Imanalt: no lik
  81. [21:52:59] @Imanalt: i get it done
  82. [21:53:00] @Imanalt: but its just
  83. [21:53:01] @Imanalt: a bit meh
  84. [21:53:05] Lexie: .
  85. [21:53:06] @Imanalt: fsr
  86. [21:53:06] @Imanalt: idk
  87. [21:53:16] Lexie: imma save dis convo
  88. [21:53:19] @Imanalt: :(
  89. [21:53:19] Lexie: to pastebin
  90. [21:53:21] @Imanalt: why :(
  91. [21:53:23] Lexie: and show u it
  92. [21:53:24] Lexie: tomorrow
  93. [21:53:28] @Imanalt: :(
  94. [21:53:31] Lexie: ur gonna love it
  95. [21:53:32] Lexie: im sure
  96. [21:53:33] Lexie: ^_^
  97. [21:53:34] @Imanalt: ugh why is
  98. [21:53:36] @Imanalt: july so far away
  99. [21:53:37] @Imanalt: :(
  100. [21:53:41] @Imanalt: or even june
  101. [21:53:45] Lexie: wut happens in july>
  102. [21:53:49] @Imanalt: sometime around then
  103. [21:53:52] @Imanalt: is when im meeting nubnub irl
  104. [21:53:54] @Imanalt: n_n
  105. [21:56:20] Lexie: do u expect
  106. [21:56:22] Lexie: her
  107. [21:56:39] Lexie: to preform sexual activites
  108. [21:56:41] @Imanalt: uh
  109. [21:56:43] @Imanalt: y
  110. [21:56:44] Lexie: the first time u meet
  111. [21:56:45] @Imanalt: >.>
  112. [21:56:45] Lexie: dam
  113. [21:56:45] @Imanalt: <.<
  114. [21:56:46] Lexie: WUT
  115. [21:56:51] Lexie: R U SERIOUS?
  116. [21:56:55] @Imanalt: well
  117. [21:57:03] Lexie: i dont see energ being like that
  118. [21:57:05] Lexie: lmfao
  119. [21:57:07] @Imanalt: lol
  120. [21:57:11] @Imanalt: you havent
  121. [21:57:12] @Imanalt: seen her horny
  122. [21:57:13] @Imanalt: LOl
  123. [21:57:25] Lexie: o.o
  124. [21:57:28] Lexie: she has been
  125. [21:57:29] Lexie: before?
  126. [21:57:30] Lexie: LOL
  127. [21:57:33] Lexie: I WANT
  128. [21:57:39] Lexie: PASTEBIN
  129. [21:57:40] Lexie: RITE NOW
  130. [21:57:42] @Imanalt: i dont think
  131. [21:57:44] @Imanalt: my texts
  132. [21:57:46] @Imanalt: go back far enough
  133. [21:57:49] @Imanalt: to still have a good log
  134. [21:57:54] Lexie: qqqqqqqqq
  135. [21:57:57] @Imanalt: let me check tho
  136. [21:58:45] @Imanalt: nope
  137. [21:58:47] @Imanalt: not quite
  138. [21:58:54] Lexie: ;-;
  139. [21:58:57] @Imanalt: but yh
  140. [21:58:59] @Imanalt: she definitely
  141. [21:59:00] Lexie: wtf does she say lmfao
  142. [21:59:02] @Imanalt: has some p horny tendencies
  143. [21:59:03] @Imanalt: n___n
  144. [21:59:06] Lexie: LOOOOOOOL
  145. [21:59:09] Lexie: damn it
  146. [21:59:11] Lexie: i wish
  147. [21:59:13] Lexie: i wuz alty
  148. [21:59:14] @Imanalt: not very often
  149. [21:59:15] @Imanalt: does it come out
  150. [21:59:16] @Imanalt: but
  151. [21:59:27] Lexie: wut is she into o.o
  152. [21:59:34] Lexie: LOL
  153. [21:59:38] @Imanalt: like she made one comment about if she came to my school id miss class every day cause she wouldnt let me leave and would just be fucking me
  154. [21:59:38] @Imanalt: 24/7
  155. [21:59:39] @Imanalt: LOl
  156. [22:00:29] @Imanalt: she hasnt been
  157. [22:00:31] @Imanalt: as horny recently
  158. [22:00:33] @Imanalt: as she was over the summer
  159. [22:00:34] @Imanalt: :(
  160. [22:00:36] Lexie: dam
  161. [22:00:40] Lexie: she must be gettin
  162. [22:00:43] Lexie: some good dick
  163. [22:00:44] @Imanalt: lol
  164. [22:00:46] Lexie: behind the scenes
  165. [22:00:48] @Imanalt: not as big as mine tho :(
  166. [22:01:05] Lexie: idk
  167. [22:01:08] Lexie: there are some
  168. [22:01:11] @Imanalt: n
  169. [22:01:14] @Imanalt: im like
  170. [22:01:14] Lexie: pretty big dicks out there
  171. [22:01:16] @Imanalt: 99th percentile
  172. [22:01:17] @Imanalt: :(
  173. [22:01:19] @Imanalt: idk
  174. [22:01:26] @Imanalt: my dick is legit v big O.O
  175. [22:01:32] Lexie: so is mine
  176. [22:01:35] Lexie: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  177. [22:01:42] @Imanalt: ?????
  178. [22:01:43] @Imanalt: lol
  179. [22:01:46] Lexie: idk
  180. [22:01:46] @Imanalt: pics imo ;)
  181. [22:02:00] Lexie: *goes on google images*
  182. [22:02:08] @Imanalt: ok so
  183. [22:02:10] Lexie: *types girls with big dicks*
  184. [22:02:12] @Imanalt: w/ a quick google search
  185. [22:02:17] @Imanalt: roughly 1 in 500 guys
  186. [22:02:20] @Imanalt: have a bigger dick than me
  187. [22:02:26] Lexie: .
  188. [22:02:29] @Imanalt: if nubnub were getting dick, it wouldnt be bigger than mine
  189. [22:02:30] @Imanalt: :(
  190. [22:02:35] Lexie: idk
  191. [22:02:42] Lexie: also if u and energ fuck
  192. [22:02:46] Lexie: i want a sex tape
  193. [22:02:50] @Imanalt: that would
  194. [22:02:50] @Imanalt: be
  195. [22:02:51] @Imanalt: illegal
  196. [22:02:52] @Imanalt: js
  197. [22:02:53] Lexie: ^_^
  198. [22:02:54] Lexie: IK
  199. [22:02:56] Lexie: LOOOOOOOOOL
  200. [22:02:59] @Imanalt: lol
  201. [22:03:05] Lexie: wen does she turn
  202. [22:03:06] Lexie: 18
  203. [22:03:08] Lexie: o.o
  204. [22:03:14] @Imanalt: uh
  205. [22:03:16] @Imanalt: end of august iirc
  206. [22:03:26] Lexie: hit her up then
  207. [22:03:27] Lexie: o,o
  208. [22:03:32] @Imanalt: lol
  209. [22:04:16] Lexie: i have cookies ^_^
  210. [22:04:22] @Imanalt: o.o
  211. [22:04:49] @Imanalt: i wonder
  212. [22:04:51] @Imanalt: if i need ot buy
  213. [22:04:52] @Imanalt: big condoms
  214. [22:04:54] @Imanalt: idk O.o
  215. [22:05:43] @Imanalt: i dont suppose
  216. [22:05:45] @Imanalt: you know anything about that
  217. [22:05:46] @Imanalt: n___n
  218. [22:05:56] Lexie: the condom store???
  219. [22:05:59] Lexie: IDK
  220. [22:06:01] @Imanalt: lol
  221. [22:06:25] Lexie: dude i have had sex with like one guy
  222. [22:06:27] Lexie: he fucked me over
  223. [22:06:29] @Imanalt: lol
  224. [22:06:35] Lexie: so i dont trust those niggas no more
  225. [22:06:37] @Imanalt: :(
  226. [22:06:38] @Imanalt: rude
  227. [22:06:44] @Imanalt: srsly tho do chicks like bigger dick sidk
  228. [22:06:55] Lexie: dude idk
  229. [22:07:10] Lexie: i have had sex with one dude o.o
  230. [22:07:16] Lexie: his dick was average i guess
  231. [22:07:21] @Imanalt: you dont know what
  232. [22:07:23] @Imanalt: other chicks like??
  233. [22:07:27] @Imanalt: also roughly how long
  234. [22:07:27] Lexie: I DONT KNOW
  235. [22:07:28] @Imanalt: was his dick
  236. [22:07:29] @Imanalt: O.o
  237. [22:07:36] Lexie: IT IS BASED ON PREFERENCE
  238. [22:07:42] Lexie: dam alty x)
  239. [22:08:06] @Imanalt: you should
  240. [22:08:07] @Imanalt: try mine
  241. [22:08:08] @Imanalt: imo
  242. [22:08:08] @Imanalt: ;)
  243. [22:08:10] @Imanalt: it is like
  244. [22:08:12] @Imanalt: 8 inches
  245. [22:08:13] @Imanalt: O.O
  246. [22:08:23] Lexie: .
  247. [22:08:29] Lexie: Dude
  248. [22:08:35] Lexie: u gotta stay loyal
  249. [22:08:38] Lexie: 2 energ
  250. [22:08:39] Lexie: :C
  251. [22:08:43] @Imanalt: n_n
  252. [22:08:43] @Imanalt: shes
  253. [22:08:45] Lexie: wait wtf
  254. [22:08:45] @Imanalt: so far away tho
  255. [22:08:46] @Imanalt: :(
  256. [22:08:49] Lexie: im not sad about that
  257. [22:08:52] Lexie: LOL
  258. [22:08:55] @Imanalt: youre happy
  259. [22:08:59] @Imanalt: that im not staying loyal
  260. [22:09:00] @Imanalt: yn
  261. [22:09:09] Lexie: dude i live farther away from u than energ
  262. [22:09:11] Lexie: so fuk off
  263. [22:09:12] Lexie: nigga
  264. [22:09:19] @Imanalt: no
  265. [22:09:20] @Imanalt: you dont
  266. [22:09:22] @Imanalt: do you?
  267. [22:09:26] @Imanalt: im in vermont
  268. [22:09:30] Lexie: no
  269. [22:09:31] @Imanalt: shes in fucking vancouver
  270. [22:09:35] Lexie: i live in
  271. [22:09:39] Lexie: illinois
  272. [22:09:41] Lexie: o_O
  273. [22:09:44] @Imanalt: ya youre
  274. [22:09:46] @Imanalt: way closer
  275. [22:09:47] @Imanalt: than she is
  276. [22:09:48] @Imanalt: n_n
  277. [22:09:49] Lexie: ,,
  278. [22:10:21] Lexie: FK
  279. [22:10:22] Lexie: I AM
  280. [22:10:23] Lexie: GDI
  281. [22:10:26] @Imanalt: ?
  282. [22:10:30] @Imanalt: oh yh
  283. [22:10:31] @Imanalt: see
  284. [22:10:34] @Imanalt: told you so
  285. [22:10:34] Lexie: :CCCCCCC
  286. [22:10:42] Lexie: i dont want ur dick
  287. [22:10:50] Lexie: im content
  288. [22:10:52] Lexie: w/ my gf
  289. [22:10:56] Lexie: ^_____^
  290. [22:11:19] @Imanalt: 3some
  291. [22:11:20] @Imanalt: imo
  292. [22:11:21] @Imanalt: is your gf
  293. [22:11:23] @Imanalt: bi?????
  294. [22:11:30] Lexie: ya
  295. [22:11:33] Lexie: but fuck off dude
  296. [22:11:38] Lexie: imma show energ
  297. [22:11:39] @Imanalt: has your gf
  298. [22:11:40] Lexie: pastebin
  299. [22:11:40] @Imanalt: slept w/
  300. [22:11:41] Lexie: of dis
  301. [22:11:42] @Imanalt: guys????
  302. [22:11:45] Lexie: ^_^
  303. [22:11:47] Lexie: ^_________^
  304. [22:11:48] @Imanalt: ask her what she thinks about dick size
  305. [22:11:48] @Imanalt: n_n
  306. [22:12:03] Lexie: i will if i get a chance
  307. [22:12:09] @Imanalt: o.o
  308. [22:12:10] Lexie: if she says she likes little dicks
  309. [22:12:15] Lexie: wut will u do
  310. [22:12:17] Lexie: w/ nubnub
  311. [22:12:22] @Imanalt: idk :(
  312. [22:12:25] Lexie: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  313. [22:12:29] Lexie: but ya
  314. [22:12:34] Lexie: im not having a 3some
  315. [22:12:38] Lexie: w/ u and my gf
  316. [22:12:42] @Imanalt: why not
  317. [22:12:43] Lexie: im greedy
  318. [22:12:44] @Imanalt: ?????????????
  319. [22:12:48] @Imanalt: ok then
  320. [22:12:50] @Imanalt: have both of us
  321. [22:12:52] @Imanalt: for yourself
  322. [22:12:53] @Imanalt: ;O
  323. [22:12:56] Lexie: NO
  324. [22:12:57] Lexie: DUDE
  325. [22:12:59] Lexie: STOP
  326. [22:13:02] @Imanalt: :(
  327. [22:13:03] Lexie: QQ
  328. [22:13:13] @Imanalt: how many chicks
  329. [22:13:15] @Imanalt: have you slept with
  330. [22:13:15] @Imanalt: O.o
  331. [22:13:28] Lexie: 2
  332. [22:13:35] @Imanalt: mmmmm
  333. [22:13:37] @Imanalt: at once yn
  334. [22:13:43] Lexie: on multiple occasions w/ both
  335. [22:13:45] Lexie: ya
  336. [22:13:47] @Imanalt: DAMN
  337. [22:13:48] @Imanalt: VIDS PLS
  338. [22:14:02] Lexie: we used to do that shit everyother weekend for awhile
  339. [22:14:08] Lexie: senior year of hs
  340. [22:14:09] @Imanalt: damn
  341. [22:14:10] @Imanalt: vids
  342. [22:14:11] @Imanalt: fucking
  343. [22:14:12] @Imanalt: vids
  344. [22:14:13] Lexie: n
  345. [22:14:14] Lexie: N
  346. [22:14:16] @Imanalt: you cant say this and then not provide
  347. [22:14:19] Lexie: i was 17
  348. [22:14:21] Lexie: att
  349. [22:14:22] @Imanalt: so???????
  350. [22:14:26] Lexie: ,
  351. [22:14:28] Lexie: illegalt
  352. [22:14:30] Lexie: rite>
  353. [22:14:31] Lexie: idk
  354. [22:14:31] @Imanalt: psh
  355. [22:14:32] Lexie: IDK
  356. [22:14:32] @Imanalt: who care
  357. [22:14:38] Lexie: I do nigga
  358. [22:14:44] Lexie: and we didnt video tape LMFAO
  359. [22:14:46] @Imanalt: smh
  360. [22:14:47] @Imanalt: you
  361. [22:14:48] @Imanalt: should
  362. [22:15:00] Lexie: the other one
  363. [22:15:08] @Imanalt: also
  364. [22:15:08] Lexie: is pretty much out of our lives
  365. [22:15:09] @Imanalt: how old are you
  366. [22:15:10] @Imanalt: now?
  367. [22:15:11] Lexie: for awhile
  368. [22:15:12] Lexie: :C
  369. [22:15:13] Lexie: 18
  370. [22:15:16] @Imanalt: mmm
  371. [22:15:20] @Imanalt: you made it sound like it was
  372. [22:15:21] @Imanalt: a while ago
  373. [22:15:22] @Imanalt: O.o
  374. [22:15:28] Lexie: it wasnrt
  375. [22:15:30] Lexie: wasnt
  376. [22:15:32] @Imanalt: also post another pic of yourself, that one yesterday made you look so old
  377. [22:15:32] Lexie: x)
  378. [22:15:33] @Imanalt: n_n
  379. [22:15:40] Lexie: x)
  380. [22:15:41] @Imanalt: like legit i would have guessed
  381. [22:15:43] @Imanalt: late 20s
  382. [22:15:43] @Imanalt: O.o
  383. [22:15:46] Lexie: lolol
  384. [22:16:08] Lexie: i will find a young looking one tomorrow i guess
  385. [22:16:10] Lexie: im tired
  386. [22:16:12] @Imanalt: why not
  387. [22:16:13] @Imanalt: tonight
  388. [22:16:13] Lexie: nite alty [:
  389. [22:16:14] @Imanalt: o.o
  390. [22:16:17] @Imanalt: oh youre
  391. [22:16:18] @Imanalt: going to bed?
  392. [22:16:19] @Imanalt: hawt
  393. [22:16:22] • @Imanalt follows
  394. [22:16:23] Lexie: ,
  395. [22:16:25] Lexie: LOL
  396. [22:16:34] @Imanalt: w/ your gf yn
  397. [22:16:38] Lexie: n
  398. [22:16:40] Lexie: shes not here
  399. [22:16:45] @Imanalt: oh
  400. [22:16:45] @Imanalt: go
  401. [22:16:47] @Imanalt: find her
  402. [22:16:49] @Imanalt: n_n
  403. [22:16:56] Lexie: good night
  404. [22:16:59] @Imanalt: also where the fuck is nubnub
  405. [22:17:00] @Imanalt: :(
  406. [22:17:01] @Imanalt: gn
  407. [22:17:19] Lexie: shes probs being horny
  408. [22:17:22] @Imanalt: oh
  409. [22:17:22] Lexie: w/ another man
  410. [22:17:23] @Imanalt: ok
  411. [22:17:25] @Imanalt: like me
  412. [22:17:25] @Imanalt: yn
  413. [22:17:30] Lexie: n
  414. [22:17:32] @Imanalt: bs
  415. [22:17:36] @Imanalt: you should
  416. [22:17:38] @Imanalt: give me her number
  417. [22:17:40] @Imanalt: i coudl make her horny ;)
  418. [22:17:46] Lexie: ,
  419. [22:17:48] Lexie: n
  420. [22:17:57] Lexie: i could make her horny
  421. [22:18:00] Lexie: better
  422. [22:18:01] @Imanalt: n
  423. [22:18:17] @Imanalt: you woudl send her
  424. [22:18:17] @Imanalt: nudes
  425. [22:18:18] @Imanalt: yn
  426. [22:18:29] Lexie: i did
  427. [22:18:33] Lexie: yesterday
  428. [22:18:34] @Imanalt: oh damn
  429. [22:18:35] @Imanalt: send me
  430. [22:18:36] @Imanalt: yn
  431. [22:18:37] Lexie: n
  432. [22:18:41] @Imanalt: :
  433. [22:18:42] @Imanalt: :(
  434. [22:18:48] Lexie: LETME
  435. [22:18:48] @Imanalt: how do chicks even take nudes
  436. [22:18:48] @Imanalt: like
  437. [22:18:49] Lexie: SLEEP
  438. [22:18:50] @Imanalt: full body
  439. [22:18:51] @Imanalt: or what
  440. [22:18:53] @Imanalt: idk
  441. [22:18:59] Lexie: to guys
  442. [22:19:03] @Imanalt: and how does that picture get taken
  443. [22:19:03] Lexie: u should do neck down
  444. [22:19:12] Lexie: if it is a girl u trust full body is k
  445. [22:19:13] @Imanalt: how do you take a pic of you nude
  446. [22:19:15] @Imanalt: from neck down
  447. [22:19:16] @Imanalt: O.o
  448. [22:19:22] Lexie: only if its a guy lol
  449. [22:19:28] @Imanalt: how do you take
  450. [22:19:30] @Imanalt: a pic either way
  451. [22:19:37] Lexie: full body nigga
  452. [22:19:38] @Imanalt: just ask someone "yo can you take a pic of me nude yn"
  453. [22:19:42] @Imanalt: HOW DO YOU TAKE FULL BODY NUDE
  454. [22:19:46] Lexie: LOL
  455. [22:19:48] Lexie: I HAVE
  456. [22:19:51] Lexie: A BIG MIRROR
  457. [22:19:52] @Imanalt: oh
  458. [22:19:53] Lexie: IN MY ROOM
  459. [22:19:54] @Imanalt: ok
  460. [22:19:57] Lexie: IM GOING
  461. [22:19:58] @Imanalt: LOL
  462. [22:19:59] Lexie: TO SLEEP
  463. [22:20:00] @Imanalt: gn
  464. [22:20:07] Lexie: nite ^_^
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