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Scizor300

lol ea

Mar 14th, 2013
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  1. EA in 2010:
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  3. Command & Conquer 4:
  4. >gameplay copied inexpertly from Dawn of War
  5. >drops the story of the previous games entirely
  6. >kills the series so effectively, the next installment had to be released as a Facebook game
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  8. EA in 2011:
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  10. Dragon Age2
  11. >5 maps in the entire game
  12. >forced homosexuality
  13. >waves after waves of enemies, put in to pad out the game
  14.  
  15. EA in 2012:
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  17. Mass Effect 3:
  18. >previous decisions had no effect
  19. >gameplay copied from Gears of War
  20. >warscore mechanic with multiplayer & iOS tie-in for getting the best ending
  21.  
  22. Star Wars: The Old Republic
  23. >bought the alpha version of a generic MMO engine over the objections of the engine maker
  24. >$300 million to develop
  25. >became a ghost town and forcibly went F2P after 6 months
  26.  
  27. Medal of Honor: Warfighter
  28. >gameplay inexpertly copied from Call of Duty
  29. >panned by even the gaming press as a forgettable disaster
  30. >fails to sell even 500K units
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  32. EA in 2013:
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  34. SimCity:
  35. >cities can only have 15K people
  36. >forced social intergration
  37. >couldn't be played for a week at launch due to server overload, "always online" can be defeated with a line in the config file
  38.  
  39. How can a company fuck up this bad?
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