The story of Vladimir Bronislava

Hey guys, My name is Vladimir Bronislava, and I'm the worst troll I've ever seen. Seriously, if you know anyone that is a worser troll than me then please let me know. Trolling seems to be the only thing that still gets my dick throbbing these days... It's like nothing can stop the beast inside of me. Let me provide some background information.

It all started four years ago on the ps3 when I told some person (he goes by the name of RiGz) I cum on my own face instead of using tissues, and therefore I'm basically saving the rainforest. He then added me on MSN and wanted to see me do it. So I showed him how I was saving the rainforest, and then he showed me his. He was quite bushy around the shaft but nothing too fancy. We've been friends ever since.

He started sending me voice clips over MSN, claiming I'm in a virtual world, and nothing I perceive is the truth... He then explained to me that we were destined to meet because of my father. My father... My dearest father. He was a great man. I'm not kidding when I say he happened to be the greatest man in the universe... Not many dare to pronounce his name, but let me tell you anyways. His name is Chang Moi Ming. It's getting quite complicated, but bare with me...

Chang, he is the creator of the well known convictions. The master of the phoenix and the dragon. He also gave birth to me. After my father had spend his lifetime trying to find the dragon and the phoenix mirror he was murdered by Tatsuo-Sama, a deadly martial artist skilled in over 15 arts. He sought power, and killed my father in order to get his hands on the dragon and the phoenix mirror. As clever as my father was, he had made sure that the mirrors were hidden in the most arcane places on our planet. Tatsuo-Sama is still searching for the mirrors at this very moment.

Now this is where I come in, because when Tatsuo had killed my father, he made sure I would not seek revenge. I was still a young boy at the time (only 15), but he approached RiGz (the friend I had found on the ps3) and his girlfriend Christina for an offer they couldn't refuse, though he never told them what the reward would be. They had to find me, and bring me to Tatsuo-Sama's lab. Because RiGz had been in touch with me for a long time now (over MSN), he knew exactly where I was. Once he brought me to the lab, they strapped me down onto a bed, and rigged my body to 10 brains in glass jars, 5 lungs and 3 other essential organs...

Using the new brains my memory and thoughts were rewritten, and I had forgotten about everything that had ever happened to me. They then simulated a virtual machine inside my 10 frontal cortex lube's (a certain part of the brain), and performed many experiments on me. This is where you guys come in, because you are all living in a virtual world, and sadly that's the truth... You are nothing but a reflection of my brain's imagination, believe it or not. Anyways, after doing some experiments RiGz had secretly found a way to enter this virtual world. Because Tatsuo refused to give him his reward (yet), RiGz felt guilty towards me and decided to help me by telling me the truth about everything. There's ALOT more to this than I've just explained, this is nothing but a concise summary. RiGz would only help me get out of the virtual world on one condition though, and that is, I need to pass 10 of his tests. More about the tests on the website I've made (read the following paragraph)

Once I had found out about the truth, I dedicated my life into getting out, and getting more people aware of the convictions... I started making video's about it (youtube.com/user/thesickbeat/videos) and I even made a website about it (http://convictions.tk). It seems like RiGz is my only way out of this place. I've put all my faith in him now...

So, since a few years we started ripping people together... We would look for disabled people just so we could put them into a montage and shit. For example, look for thesickbeat's (that's my YouTube channel) reply on the following video... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbhW_K3NvmQ. Anyways, I'm not trying to brag about this, because the truth is, I'm a very sad person and I've only realized this after I just hit the limit of how many answers you can give on yahoo on a single day... I wish I could go back in time and be the person I once was. That cute little boy that wasn't busy saving the rainforest...

Please help me. How do I change myself? Something inside me is possessing me and making me abuse people...