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- [11:45 PM] john: one sec d
- [11:45 PM] john: gotta sign in
- [11:46 PM] john left the room.
- [11:47 PM] john entered the room.
- [11:51 PM] guest-546722 entered the room.
- [11:51 PM] guest-546722 left the room.
- [11:54 PM] guest-546923 entered the room.
- [11:54 PM] guest-546923 left the room.
- [11:54 PM] ubel: u jello bro
- [11:56 PM] deltafivenine left the room.
- [11:56 PM] ubel: u jello
- [11:57 PM] d: I think I accidentally sent john on a suicide mission
- [11:57 PM] ubel: jellin so hard dr. scholl's gonna sue
- [12:01 AM] ubel: http://i.imgur.com/dX9UUQq.gif
- [12:01 AM] ubel: ay d u made out of preservatives
- [12:01 AM] ubel: cuz i think u jelly
- [12:02 AM] d: did you just smoke a bowl or something?
- [12:02 AM] ubel: ive seen gelatin less jello than u
- [12:03 AM] d: I've seen spaceships less high than you
- [12:03 AM] guest-546497 changed nickname to john
- [12:03 AM] john: http://gyazo.com/cf843c92c32a65296e941ce602a081f0
- [12:03 AM] john: Yo
- [12:03 AM] john: Lol
- [12:04 AM] john: Im not high
- [12:04 AM] john: IM doing fucking good at this risk game though.
- [12:04 AM] john: sorry lol
- [12:04 AM] d: damn I oughtta play risk sometime
- [12:05 AM] ubel: d u gotta be filin' taxes
- [12:05 AM] ubel: cuz u need to W8 up.
- [12:05 AM] john: you wanna play online risk D?
- [12:07 AM] d: I"m trying to do some hw now so not right now
- [12:07 AM] d: but thanks
- [12:08 AM] ubel: if john was any more jello
- [12:08 AM] ubel: bill cosby would endorse him
- [12:09 AM] d: if ubel was any higher
- [12:10 AM] d: he'd run out of breeatable atmosphere
- [12:10 AM] john: Woah
- [12:10 AM] john: Wait ubel is high
- [12:10 AM] john: News...
- [12:11 AM] d: I like to think he's high on something
- [12:11 AM] d: because I don't like to think he's normally this dumb
- [12:11 AM] john: I must've already died then D. Casue i spent the entirety of friday, taking bong hits
- [12:11 AM] john: And eating edibles.
- [12:11 AM] ubel: do so jello a third grader would eat him
- [12:11 AM] john: 14 hours of being stoned as fuck.
- [12:11 AM] john: Ubel....
- [12:11 AM] john: Nigga...
- [12:12 AM] john: What is that weed called
- [12:12 AM] ubel: john u so jello u in the same product line as the goddamn puddin pop
- [12:12 AM] d: ubel you're so high that if you were a baloon you'd pop
- [12:13 AM] d: muthatfuckas would pop
- [12:13 AM] d: the nigga would pop
- [12:13 AM] ubel: d u so jelly you hang out with bread and peanut butter
- [12:14 AM] d: ubel u so high that people jump off of you to end their lives
- [12:14 AM] ubel: d u so jelly you must be elton john
- [12:14 AM] ubel: cuz you an ancient fruit
- [12:14 AM] hoccy: the Finns are doing tactics now
- [12:16 AM] d: ubel u so high that the FAA is freaking out
- [12:17 AM] john: lol
- [12:17 AM] ubel: d u smuckers as fuck
- [12:17 AM] john: "Scientists discover new ultra effecient space travel method, making space elevators
- [12:17 AM] john: obsolete"
- [12:17 AM] mike entered the room.
- [12:18 AM] guest-548138 changed nickname to mike
- [12:18 AM] john: "Marijuana is the name of this new discovery"
- [12:18 AM] ubel: john u so jelly u get shelved next to marmalade
- [12:20 AM] john: Look ubel
- [12:20 AM] d: ubel u so high that they installed a few elevators in you when they built you
- [12:20 AM] john: I have 10 super dank cookies and 2 grams of fire weed
- [12:20 AM] john: If you want me to get above you and help you out.
- [12:20 AM] john: But i would probably die
- [12:21 AM] ubel: john u so jello i can mold you into festive shapes and colors like rainbow christmas trees
- [12:21 AM] hoccy: the Finn in the front looks like he's done
- [12:21 AM] d: hey I smoked a weed a few weeks ago called OG
- [12:21 AM] d: and that was the best high I've had
- [12:22 AM] ubel: d not u cuz the only jello u can be is a goddamn rainbow
- [12:22 AM] d: not the strongest, but the best
- [12:23 AM] john: Lol D
- [12:23 AM] john: There are somemany strains that are mixed with OG
- [12:23 AM] john: That are just called OG
- [12:23 AM] d: uble u so high that giraffes crane they necks upwards to look at you
- [12:23 AM] mike: d u so jello sorority girls make you into shots
- [12:23 AM] john: That i doubt you got OG OG.
- [12:23 AM] d: yeah, I konw nothing about strains lol
- [12:24 AM] john: But good try D>
- [12:24 AM] d: who dis nigga mike
- [12:24 AM] finalcut747 entered the room.
- [12:24 AM] guest-548519 changed nickname to finalcut747
- [12:24 AM] john: But yeah OG is like the granddaddy of all that is dank.
- [12:24 AM] john: WOAH final.
- [12:24 AM] john: Haven't seen you in a while.
- [12:24 AM] d: fake
- [12:24 AM] finalcut747: d u so jello u prolly have that nasty ass skin shit that shows up on poorly set gelatin
- [12:24 AM] john: LOL
- [12:24 AM] john: Okay im gullble.
- [12:24 AM] mike left the room.
- [12:25 AM] finalcut747 left the room.
- [12:25 AM] john: Oh shit
- [12:25 AM] d: final us so high that your boy sherlock jumped off you and died
- [12:25 AM] john: Didn't even notice ubel used mike earlier lol
- [12:25 AM] ubel: d u so jello u prolly ain't even know he sure as tits didn't die
- [12:26 AM] d: ubel u so high that u don't know that that was a given
- [12:26 AM] d: because according to actual sherlock holmes lore he lived
- [12:27 AM] d: dats how high dis lil nigga is
- [12:27 AM] ubel: bitch he lived according to all of it dumbass
- [12:28 AM] hoccy: last 10k now
- [12:28 AM] ubel: literally no storyline in which he didn't die
- [12:28 AM] ubel: jello
- [12:28 AM] ubel: er
- [12:28 AM] ubel: did die
- [12:28 AM] ubel: jello
- [12:29 AM] d: ubel u so high that niggas
- [12:30 AM] ubel: d u so jello u come in fun flavors like melon and pina colada
- [12:32 AM] d: ubel u so high that the statue of liberty has her eye on you
- [12:32 AM] ubel: d u so jello you sell exceptionally well to mormons
- [12:33 AM] d: is that a thing?
- [12:34 AM] ubel: fact: mormons love jello
- [12:35 AM] d: ubel u so high that you know shit like that
- [12:35 AM] ubel: u so jello that there's always room for u
- [12:36 AM] d: u so high that everest climbers be like yo nigga what it do
- [12:37 AM] ubel: u so jello after u was born yo momma had to leave u in the fridge to set up
- [12:37 AM] hoccy: 5k left
- [12:38 AM] hoccy: shit is going down now
- [12:39 AM] d: ubel u so high that you're supported by flying butresses
- [12:40 AM] ubel: bitch flying buttresses were made to support the wall so that they could put bigger
- [12:41 AM] ubel: windows in without the weight of the roof collapsing shit
- [12:41 AM] d: nigga
- [12:41 AM] d: roll with it
- [12:41 AM] ubel: learn your gothic architecture, bitch
- [12:41 AM] d: I did once, in seventh grade
- [12:41 AM] ubel: obviously not
- [12:42 AM] ubel: u so jelly u sold in a glass jar
- [12:43 AM] d: u so high that the clouds say daaaaaaaaaamn
- [12:43 AM] hoccy: BROKEN SKI
- [12:43 AM] ubel: bitch I'm sober as shit
- [12:43 AM] ubel left the room.
- [12:43 AM] hoccy: DARIO COLOGNA
- [12:43 AM] john: lol
- [12:43 AM] john: Perfect perfomance from ubel.
- [12:44 AM] hoccy: well thats him gone
- [12:45 AM] d: weed wore off finally ubel?
- [12:45 AM] hoccy: I think he went to get more
- [12:45 AM] hoccy: holy
- [12:46 AM] hoccy: three russians vs a norwegian
- [12:46 AM] d: lol I like how after taking 500 'high' jokes he suddenly had to clarify his state of mind
- [12:46 AM] d: the lil nigga probably ran out of 'jello' jokes to shoot back at me
- [12:46 AM] d: white falg accepted
- [12:47 AM] hoccy: FUCK
- [12:47 AM] d: I think I'mma go too
- [12:47 AM] hoccy: triple russian
- [12:47 AM] d: hot
- [12:47
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