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  1. porsche9146 left the room.
  2. [11:45 PM] john: one sec d
  3. [11:45 PM] john: gotta sign in
  4. [11:46 PM] john left the room.
  5. [11:47 PM] john entered the room.
  6. [11:51 PM] guest-546722 entered the room.
  7. [11:51 PM] guest-546722 left the room.
  8. [11:54 PM] guest-546923 entered the room.
  9. [11:54 PM] guest-546923 left the room.
  10. [11:54 PM] ubel: u jello bro
  11. [11:56 PM] deltafivenine left the room.
  12. [11:56 PM] ubel: u jello
  13. [11:57 PM] d: I think I accidentally sent john on a suicide mission
  14. [11:57 PM] ubel: jellin so hard dr. scholl's gonna sue
  15. [12:01 AM] ubel: http://i.imgur.com/dX9UUQq.gif
  16. [12:01 AM] ubel: ay d u made out of preservatives
  17. [12:01 AM] ubel: cuz i think u jelly
  18. [12:02 AM] d: did you just smoke a bowl or something?
  19. [12:02 AM] ubel: ive seen gelatin less jello than u
  20. [12:03 AM] d: I've seen spaceships less high than you
  21. [12:03 AM] guest-546497 changed nickname to john
  22. [12:03 AM] john: http://gyazo.com/cf843c92c32a65296e941ce602a081f0
  23. [12:03 AM] john: Yo
  24. [12:03 AM] john: Lol
  25. [12:04 AM] john: Im not high
  26. [12:04 AM] john: IM doing fucking good at this risk game though.
  27. [12:04 AM] john: sorry lol
  28. [12:04 AM] d: damn I oughtta play risk sometime
  29. [12:05 AM] ubel: d u gotta be filin' taxes
  30. [12:05 AM] ubel: cuz u need to W8 up.
  31. [12:05 AM] john: you wanna play online risk D?
  32. [12:07 AM] d: I"m trying to do some hw now so not right now
  33. [12:07 AM] d: but thanks
  34. [12:08 AM] ubel: if john was any more jello
  35. [12:08 AM] ubel: bill cosby would endorse him
  36. [12:09 AM] d: if ubel was any higher
  37. [12:10 AM] d: he'd run out of breeatable atmosphere
  38. [12:10 AM] john: Woah
  39. [12:10 AM] john: Wait ubel is high
  40. [12:10 AM] john: News...
  41. [12:11 AM] d: I like to think he's high on something
  42. [12:11 AM] d: because I don't like to think he's normally this dumb
  43. [12:11 AM] john: I must've already died then D. Casue i spent the entirety of friday, taking bong hits
  44. [12:11 AM] john: And eating edibles.
  45. [12:11 AM] ubel: do so jello a third grader would eat him
  46. [12:11 AM] john: 14 hours of being stoned as fuck.
  47. [12:11 AM] john: Ubel....
  48. [12:11 AM] john: Nigga...
  49. [12:12 AM] john: What is that weed called
  50. [12:12 AM] ubel: john u so jello u in the same product line as the goddamn puddin pop
  51. [12:12 AM] d: ubel you're so high that if you were a baloon you'd pop
  52. [12:13 AM] d: muthatfuckas would pop
  53. [12:13 AM] d: the nigga would pop
  54. [12:13 AM] ubel: d u so jelly you hang out with bread and peanut butter
  55. [12:14 AM] d: ubel u so high that people jump off of you to end their lives
  56. [12:14 AM] ubel: d u so jelly you must be elton john
  57. [12:14 AM] ubel: cuz you an ancient fruit
  58. [12:14 AM] hoccy: the Finns are doing tactics now
  59. [12:16 AM] d: ubel u so high that the FAA is freaking out
  60. [12:17 AM] john: lol
  61. [12:17 AM] ubel: d u smuckers as fuck
  62. [12:17 AM] john: "Scientists discover new ultra effecient space travel method, making space elevators
  63. [12:17 AM] john: obsolete"
  64. [12:17 AM] mike entered the room.
  65. [12:18 AM] guest-548138 changed nickname to mike
  66. [12:18 AM] john: "Marijuana is the name of this new discovery"
  67. [12:18 AM] ubel: john u so jelly u get shelved next to marmalade
  68. [12:20 AM] john: Look ubel
  69. [12:20 AM] d: ubel u so high that they installed a few elevators in you when they built you
  70. [12:20 AM] john: I have 10 super dank cookies and 2 grams of fire weed
  71. [12:20 AM] john: If you want me to get above you and help you out.
  72. [12:20 AM] john: But i would probably die
  73. [12:21 AM] ubel: john u so jello i can mold you into festive shapes and colors like rainbow christmas trees
  74. [12:21 AM] hoccy: the Finn in the front looks like he's done
  75. [12:21 AM] d: hey I smoked a weed a few weeks ago called OG
  76. [12:21 AM] d: and that was the best high I've had
  77. [12:22 AM] ubel: d not u cuz the only jello u can be is a goddamn rainbow
  78. [12:22 AM] d: not the strongest, but the best
  79. [12:23 AM] john: Lol D
  80. [12:23 AM] john: There are somemany strains that are mixed with OG
  81. [12:23 AM] john: That are just called OG
  82. [12:23 AM] d: uble u so high that giraffes crane they necks upwards to look at you
  83. [12:23 AM] mike: d u so jello sorority girls make you into shots
  84. [12:23 AM] john: That i doubt you got OG OG.
  85. [12:23 AM] d: yeah, I konw nothing about strains lol
  86. [12:24 AM] john: But good try D>
  87. [12:24 AM] d: who dis nigga mike
  88. [12:24 AM] finalcut747 entered the room.
  89. [12:24 AM] guest-548519 changed nickname to finalcut747
  90. [12:24 AM] john: But yeah OG is like the granddaddy of all that is dank.
  91. [12:24 AM] john: WOAH final.
  92. [12:24 AM] john: Haven't seen you in a while.
  93. [12:24 AM] d: fake
  94. [12:24 AM] finalcut747: d u so jello u prolly have that nasty ass skin shit that shows up on poorly set gelatin
  95. [12:24 AM] john: LOL
  96. [12:24 AM] john: Okay im gullble.
  97. [12:24 AM] mike left the room.
  98. [12:25 AM] finalcut747 left the room.
  99. [12:25 AM] john: Oh shit
  100. [12:25 AM] d: final us so high that your boy sherlock jumped off you and died
  101. [12:25 AM] john: Didn't even notice ubel used mike earlier lol
  102. [12:25 AM] ubel: d u so jello u prolly ain't even know he sure as tits didn't die
  103. [12:26 AM] d: ubel u so high that u don't know that that was a given
  104. [12:26 AM] d: because according to actual sherlock holmes lore he lived
  105. [12:27 AM] d: dats how high dis lil nigga is
  106. [12:27 AM] ubel: bitch he lived according to all of it dumbass
  107. [12:28 AM] hoccy: last 10k now
  108. [12:28 AM] ubel: literally no storyline in which he didn't die
  109. [12:28 AM] ubel: jello
  110. [12:28 AM] ubel: er
  111. [12:28 AM] ubel: did die
  112. [12:28 AM] ubel: jello
  113. [12:29 AM] d: ubel u so high that niggas
  114. [12:30 AM] ubel: d u so jello u come in fun flavors like melon and pina colada
  115. [12:32 AM] d: ubel u so high that the statue of liberty has her eye on you
  116. [12:32 AM] ubel: d u so jello you sell exceptionally well to mormons
  117. [12:33 AM] d: is that a thing?
  118. [12:34 AM] ubel: fact: mormons love jello
  119. [12:35 AM] d: ubel u so high that you know shit like that
  120. [12:35 AM] ubel: u so jello that there's always room for u
  121. [12:36 AM] d: u so high that everest climbers be like yo nigga what it do
  122. [12:37 AM] ubel: u so jello after u was born yo momma had to leave u in the fridge to set up
  123. [12:37 AM] hoccy: 5k left
  124. [12:38 AM] hoccy: shit is going down now
  125. [12:39 AM] d: ubel u so high that you're supported by flying butresses
  126. [12:40 AM] ubel: bitch flying buttresses were made to support the wall so that they could put bigger
  127. [12:41 AM] ubel: windows in without the weight of the roof collapsing shit
  128. [12:41 AM] d: nigga
  129. [12:41 AM] d: roll with it
  130. [12:41 AM] ubel: learn your gothic architecture, bitch
  131. [12:41 AM] d: I did once, in seventh grade
  132. [12:41 AM] ubel: obviously not
  133. [12:42 AM] ubel: u so jelly u sold in a glass jar
  134. [12:43 AM] d: u so high that the clouds say daaaaaaaaaamn
  135. [12:43 AM] hoccy: BROKEN SKI
  136. [12:43 AM] ubel: bitch I'm sober as shit
  137. [12:43 AM] ubel left the room.
  138. [12:43 AM] hoccy: DARIO COLOGNA
  139. [12:43 AM] john: lol
  140. [12:43 AM] john: Perfect perfomance from ubel.
  141. [12:44 AM] hoccy: well thats him gone
  142. [12:45 AM] d: weed wore off finally ubel?
  143. [12:45 AM] hoccy: I think he went to get more
  144. [12:45 AM] hoccy: holy
  145. [12:46 AM] hoccy: three russians vs a norwegian
  146. [12:46 AM] d: lol I like how after taking 500 'high' jokes he suddenly had to clarify his state of mind
  147. [12:46 AM] d: the lil nigga probably ran out of 'jello' jokes to shoot back at me
  148. [12:46 AM] d: white falg accepted
  149. [12:47 AM] hoccy: FUCK
  150. [12:47 AM] d: I think I'mma go too
  151. [12:47 AM] hoccy: triple russian
  152. [12:47 AM] d: hot
  153. [12:47
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