main()
{
        SetDvar("g_speed", 250);
        SetDvar("g_gravity", 100);
        SetDvar("jump_height", 350);
        SetDvar("cg_fovscale", 2);

        thread onSpawn();

	level.trailfx = loadFX( "smoke/wall_explosion_smoke" );

        level waittill("round_started");
        players = GetEntArray("player","classname");
        for(i=0;i<players.size;i++)
        {
                players[i] Suicide();
                players[i] iPrintlnBold("^3WTF are you doing ^9" + players[i].name + "^3?!!!");
                players[i] sayAll("I must have been born on the highway because that is where most of the accidents happen...");
        }
}

onSpawn()
{
        while(1)
        {
                level waittill("player_spawn", player); // Not sure if it's the correct notify we're waiting for #iPod :dave:
                player thread giveLoadout();
		player thread trail();
        }
}

giveLoadout()
{
        self TakeAllWeapons();
        self GiveWeapon("dildo_gun");
        self GiveMaxAmmo("dildo_gun");
        wait .01;
        self SwitchToWeapon("dildo_gun");
}

trail()
{
	while( isAlive( self ) )
	{
		playFX( level.trailfx, self.origin )
		wait 0.1;
	}
}