20% response rate

      if "america" in message.body.lower():
       messageoutput = "*burger*"
      if "ganonhorse" in message.body.lower():
       messageoutput = "Ganonhorse *h*"
      if "what is love" in message.body.lower():
       messageoutput = "http://i1196.photobucket.com/albums/aa402/telerimoses/traindotlove.png"
      if "jason" in message.body.lower():
       messageoutput = "http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/100328926/images/nabutso/Hhh.JPG"
      if "thanks for watching" in message.body:
       messageoutput = "thanks for streaming~"
      if "hi pot" in message.body:
       messageoutput = "hi       "
      if "hello pot" in message.body:
       messageoutput = "hi ~     "
      if "night" == message.body:
       messageoutput = "night :3"
      if "bye " in message.body:
       messageoutput = "bye"
      if "rekt" in message.body:
       messageoutput = "scrub"
      if "get rekt" in message.body:
       messageoutput = "rekt    "