TES S1 2

Zach: Let's get a look at Excalibur!
Volt: Ok.
They venture off into the field.
Zach: War rages! Watch out!
Zach tackles Volt, saving him from a flying block of obsidian.
Zach: Watch out for those cannons/
Volt: *GASP* Is... that.... E-E-E-E-Excalibur?
Zach: Sure is. Floating there, magnificent.
Volt: DUCK!
A hurrah of flaming arrows whiz by them.
Zach: That was close. AUGGH!
Zach was shot in the neck by a flaming arrow.
Zach: Gackkkk.... helppppkkk...meeeekk....
Volt rushes him to the medic camp. An hour passes. Zach wakes up.
Zach: *GASP* Pheeeeeww.... My neck is sore.
Volt: Hear, eat a golden apple.
Zach eats it.
Zach: Better. Let's go into the mines.
They venture off.
Volt: What's that black-grey-white-bumpy stuff?
Zach: Bedrock. Keeps us from the Void.
Volt: Ah. So, I was wondering-
A large pile of gravel collapses and surrounds them.
Volt: AUGGHH! ZACH! NO!
Gravel falls on Zach. Seconds later, a shovel is seen.
Zach: Aw heck naw, no measly gravel is gonna stop me.
Volt: Now what?
Zach: I say we dig out the gravel.
A wall of gravel is dug out by a stranger.
Stranger: THE RED REGION HAS RELEASED A WITHER UPON US! COME TO THE BATTLE!
Zach: Let's go!!!
Volt grabs Zach and flys up the mine.
They burst out, only to discover their village being torn apart.
Zach: This... will end. NOW.
Zach equips his diamond sword, Dragonair.
Volt: Go and get to the left side. Wrap your sword around the Wither's tail, I'll flame him in the heart.
Zach: Got it. So, I'll go in, trap his tail, and you'll flank the torso. Got it.
Zach sprints off to the Wither, but it quickly notices him.
Volt: Dodge that projectile!
Zach notices the small wither skull coming at him. He quickly equips a Flame enchanted bow and shoots the skull, exploding it.
Zach: I'M BETTER WITH A BOW, ANYWAYS!
He equips the sword and catches the tail.
Volt: I'm coming in!
Volt quickly nails the Wither in the heart, causing a mild explosion.
Zach: Phew! That was close.