AU Madness

Based off the recent alternate universe posts.
A SvFoE text story-
For everyone at /sveg/ that makes me laugh.

•AU Madness
•Marco sits at the kitchen table, scratching his head in confusion as he tries to solve a rather difficult crossword puzzle.
•As he chews his pencil in frustration, his recently added and slow minded identical brother Blarco, slowly walks into the kitchen.
•Though Blarco seems like he isn't looking directly at Marco and instead looking off into the distance. He is somehow able to make his way to Marco's side.
>Blarco: "Hello my red brother."
•Marco: "Hello Blarco."
•Marco dosen't even look up as he returns Blarco's greeting.
>Blarco: "I would like to know where I can find a pitcher."
•Marco: "Mom cleaned one recently, it should be next to the sink drying off."
•Blarco walks away from Marco, still looking off into the same direction, towards the kitchen sink. Where he grabs the now dry pitcher without even looking at it.
•Curiosity gets the better of Marco and he looks up from his crossword to see what Blarco's doing.
•Blarco is simply rummaging through the fridge and taking out a few lemons.
•Marco: "Hey there... buddy. What exactly are you doing?"
>Blarco: "I am making lemonade."
•Marco shakes his head at this. It was the 8th time Blarco had made lemonade today.
•While Marco went back to his crossword and Blarco proceeded at his task of making a cold drink. BBM, Marco's self titled bad boy brother, walked into the kitchen with a confident swagger.
>Blarco: "Hello my blue brother."
•BBM: "Don't talk to me freak. Hey Marco man, spot me a few bucks."
•Marco: "I'm not giving you any more money."
•BBM: "Come on man! Why do you have to be like that? I just wanna buy a drink for myself."
•Marco: "The last time I gave you money you bought a bunch of fireworks, which you lit and threw into the shower when Marcia was in there."
•BBM: "Oh yea, what a riot. I got her good that time."
>Blarco: "She read those hidden poems you wrote out loud to everyone after that."
•BBM: "Shut up freak! Why do have to remind me of that?"
•Marco: "As long as you keep up these pranks then I'm just gonna have to cut off your allowance."
•BBM: "Man! You always pull this garbage on me!"
>Blarco: Red receives a lot of garbage from you blue.
•BBM: "Shut up! Whatever Marco, be that way."
•BBM stomps into the kitchen for a meal. Silently cursing as he made his way to the cupboard filled with snacks.
•Marco rubs his tired eyes as he still struggles with the crossword.
•Blarco simply begins to cut the lemons in half.
•From the opening that lead into the living room, walked in Sol, the more somber and intimidating of all the Marco siblings.
•Sol: "Marco, I have come to inform you that I will be leaving in a short while. My Lady has requested my presence and aid with an important matter."
>Blarco: "Hello my purple brother."
•Sol: "Do not speak to me inferior one."
•BBM: "What exactly does that oh so polite Lady want with you now?"
•The trouble maker of the brothers asked Sol, as he took a seat next to Marco with snacks in hand.
•Sol: "It does not matter. I live to serve my Lady with utmost devotion."
•BBM: "I'm sure you do. Your always at her beck and call, serving her in the way only a man can. Pleasing her in any way she wants you to."
>BBM wiggles his brows as he said his comment towards Sol. Marco looks at BBM and scrunches his face in disgust at his brothers implication.
•Sol simply raise's his eyebrow at this.
•Sol: "What is it your trying to imply deviant?"
•BBW: "Nothing, I'm sure having some chick order you around all the time is really great. 'Cough-lapdog-cough'."
•Even hearing his trouble making brothers insult did little to get a reaction from Sol, whose face remained passive.
•Sol's hands however, began to clench tightly.
>Blarco: "Yellow brother happens to love dogs."
At Blarco's words, a purplish mass of slimy tentacles and a monstrous face slammed against the kitchen window from the outside.
•The creature roard with a gurgling shriek as it slamed it's head against the window.
•Such a scary looking creature would have frightened anyone else, but the brothers inside didn't even Flinch.
•Monco: "Can I come in now!?!"
•Marco: "That depends. Have you eaten another dog recently?"
•Monco: "No!!!... Just a few squirrels."
•Marco stares at his monstrous brother in dissapointment as Monco looks down in shame.
•Monco slides to the bottom of the window, out of sight from within the house. Leaving a trail of slime on the window.
>Blarco: "He is my favorite."
•Marco: "Right Sol, if Lady needs you then you don't really have to let me know every time."
•Sol: "I only thought it prudent that I did so."
•Marco: "Well before you leave Sol, I could use your help."
•Sol: "What is it you require?"
•Marco: "Your an intelligent guy, so can you figure out this crossword I've been trying to do since this morning?"
•Marco hands Sol the crossword, who quickly begins to examine it.
•At that, a feminent figure walks into the kitchen. With headphones in her ears and her hips sash saying back and forth as she loudly (and badly) sang the song she was currently listening to .
•BBM: "Oh boy here we go. Make way for Marcia everyone!"
•BBM groans to himself as he watched his sister dance into the room with her eyes closed and her mouth open in song.
•Marco and Sol ignored the newcomer, while Blarco began to match and move his hips just like Marcia as he poured water into the pitcher.
•As Marcia danced into the kitchen, BBM kicked an empty chair into her path.
•Unable to see where she was dancing due to her eyes being closed. Marcia ended up walking into the chair.
•Almost tripping on impact as she hit the chair. Marcia was quick enough to steady herself as she slightly struggled to keep balance.
•Once she was still, Marcia quickly pulled out her earbuds and looked around herself. Glaring at BBM once her eyes landed on him.
•Marcia: "What the heck Mark! You almost made me fall!"
•BBM: "Aww don't complain, your alright."
•Marco: "That wasn't cool dude! Marcia could have really hurt herself."
•BBW: "She's fine, quit both of your belly aching."
•Marcia: "Why do you always have to such an annoying little-"
>Blarco: "Hello pink brother."
•Marcia: "I told you I'm a girl Blarco!"
•Blarco said nothing as he continued to move his hips and added the suger to the now almost finished pitcher of lemonade.
•Marcia: "Ugh, whatever!"
•Marcia gave BBM one last glare as she walked around the chair towards Marco.
•Marcia: "Marco can you drop me off at the mall with your bike?"
•Marco: "I don't know Marcia, I've gotta stay here and keep an eye on Monco. He's been eating a lot of things recently."
•Marcia: "Come on Marco! You've taken Star to the mall already."
•Marco: "I'm sorry Marcia, but I've got my hands full. Next time though, I promise."
•Marcia: "You know I'll hold you up to that."
•Marcia turned away from Marco and made her way towards the kitchen. She took extensive care not to walk too close to Blarco.
•Grabbing a drink from the fridge, Marcia took a seat on the kitchen table and tried to relax.
•BBM however, began to toss a few of the crumbs from his snack into Marcia's hair
•Though she tried to ignore it at first, after the fifth toss landed in her hair, Marcia snapped.
•Marcia: "What is your problem!"
•BBM: "Quit your shouting, I'm just having some fun."
•Marcia "Yea, at my expense! Why can't you just leave me alone for once?"
•BBM: "Cause your reactions are priceless."
•Marcia: "Marco, tell him to leave me alone!"
•Marco: "Alright, alright. Seriously Mark, can't you just leave Marcia alone for once?"
•BBM: "Jeezus man! Why do you always take her side!"
•Marco: "Cause your always picking on her!"
•Sol: "Your also always instigating childish pranks that do nothing but drive people away from you."
•BBM glared at Sol, who ignored it and looked back down on Marco's crossword.
•BBM: "Man I don't need this, you guys do nothing but hassle me for every little thing I do!"
•BBM quickly stands from his seat and storms out of the room.
•Marco attempts to call out to his brother, but is interrupted by his crossword being shoved into his face.
•Sol: "There. I have completed the crossword you have struggled with."
•Indeed, Marco could see that every square was filled.
•Marco: "Aw no Sol. When I asked for your help, I didn't mean to solve the puzzle for me."
•Sol: "I did what you ask me to do. If there is any fault here then it lies with you for not giving a clear explanation."
•Marco could only cover his face with his hand at his brothers blunt frankness.
•BBM returned to the kitchen, with his signature blue hoodie in hand and made his way to the kitchens back door.
•Marco: "Where are you going?"
•BBM didn't even look at him when he answered.
•BBM: "Out."
•Marco: "Mark, come on."
•BBM: "'sigh' I'm just going to the school to hang out with Janna under the bleachers."
•Sol: "That gypsy girl is nothing but trouble Mark. We've told you many times before that you shouldn't be associating yourself with her."
•BBM: "Shut up! Your one to talk, doing every single little thing that creepy chick tells you to do! I bet she has you doing all sorts of messed up stuff in the bedroom!"
•Marco: "Mark! Don't-"
•Sol: "Do not speak of my Lady in such a way!"
•Sol's cold and blank demeanor finally broke at his brothers new insult.
•Sol: "Lady is a pure, innocent, and perfect being! A representation of what all princesses, even all woman, should aspire to be like! She is the very goddess of perfect behavior and I will not stand here and let you insult her in such ways!"
•Sol: "To imply that my Lady would even so much as think to commit any lewd or vulgar act is pure falsehood!"

•Elsewhere
•Lady squirmed in her bed as she held one of her servant Sol's uniforms close to her face.
•She trembled and shivered as she crossed her legs tightly. Almost painfully so.
•She breathed heavily and gasped as she pulled the uniform closer to her bosom, wrinkling the thin plain sleeping gown she was wearing.
•She felt very warm and sensitive, especially around the lower parts of her body. And as she rubbed her legs together, her gasps became louder.
•Lady: "Ooohhh Sol."
•Lady's breathing grew deeper and deeper.
•Lady: "Sol! Where are you?"
•Sweat began to run down her forehead and her once neat hair went wild as she rubbed her face against the uniform.
•Pushing it closer to her body, lady took one of the sleeves and brought it between her legs, eliciting a loud moan.
•Lady: "Ah! Ohhh Sol! Your Lady needs you here baaaad!"

•Sol: "The next time you suggest my Lady has committed a vulgar act. I will personally teach you proper manners in a form most familiar to you!"
•BBM and Sol looked at each other with death stares as Marco and Marcia stared at the both of them with worry. Afraid the two might come to blows.
•Blarco simply stirred the lemonade within the pitcher. Not noticing the tension within the room.
•After a long silence, BBM finally relented.
•BBM: 'Tch' "I don't have to listen to this, I'm leaving."
•As BBM opened the door, sudden realization came to Marco.
•Marco: "Mark wait!-"
•To late. The moment BBM turned the doorknob. A mass of purple tentacles and slime burst through the door and trampled over BBM.
•The Monster Marco known as Monco laughed maniacally as he ran from the kitchen into the living room.
•Monco: "Bahahaha! In at last! Where are those laser puppies hiding?"
•Quickly, both Sol and Marcia sprang into action. Running after their monster brother while groaning at having to chase him around the house once again.
•Marco stood up from his seat to check on his trampled brother, seeing that he laid sprawled on the floor, passed out and covered in slime.
•Marco sat back down and rubbed his temples, feeling the beginning of a new headache.
•Blarco came to Marco's side with a pitcher and a glass cup in his hands. He placed the objects onto the table in front of him and placed a hand on his siblings shoulder.
>Blarco: "Family problems are always fun."
•With that, Blarco slowly left the kitchen, leaving the pitcher of lemonade with Marco.
•Once Blarco had left, a new figure stepped into the kitchen.
•It was another Marco, one that looked exactly like the Marco sitting down, but one that possessed a mole under his right eye while the sitting one did not.
•Marco walked into the kitchen, noticing the tired state his near twin was in.
•Marco: "I'm guessing your having some family problems?"
•The sitting Marco simply shook his head in defeat.
•Marco: "Always."
•Sitting up, Marco grabbed the pitcher of lemonade and asked Marco if he'd like a glass.
•Marco nodded as he grabbed the glass cup.
•With that, Marco poured Marco a glass of lemonade.
End