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You both like Blockland.
You: wow
You: hey
Stranger: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
You: fick u
You: nice meme
Stranger: ok
You: buddy
Stranger: ALRIGHT BOY
You: who are you
Stranger: THIS IS A STICKUP
You: >:^(
You: >:^^^^^^^(((((((((((((((((9
Stranger: GIVE ME YOUR RARE PEPES
Stranger: AND NO MEMER GETS HURT
Stranger: what are you shitlord
You: YES
You: LOL
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i did it
You: who ru
Stranger: i am the faggot known as cone2
Stranger: kill me pls
You: ho u
Stranger: rude
Stranger: reporting 2 badspot
You: i will rek u kid
Stranger: >:^(((((
You: i'll get u hecking banned
Stranger: wow
Stranger: frick u
Stranger: u frickin frick
You: heck off
Stranger: rude
Stranger: im telling my mommy
Stranger: shes gonna give you a good lesson
You: i bet u use a membrane keyboard u casual
Stranger: i bet u use
Stranger: a
Stranger: a
Stranger: mac
Stranger: yeah thats right
Stranger: u frick
You: o yea i use linux mint 17.2
Stranger: :(
You: i bet ur a windows fag
Stranger: i bet ur
You: show me ur source code
Stranger: a relly big fag
You: O YEA
You: U CANT
You: CAUSE THEY DONT GIV IT 2 U
Stranger: :..........................................................................................................................^(
You: i bet u cant even sudo apt-get
Stranger: i bet u cant evn poop
Stranger: cuz ur eet poop
Stranger: u frick
You: i did this morning
You: get rekt
Stranger: hahaha im so clevr
Stranger: cleaver
You: i'll frik u up
Stranger: excuse me
You: ur excused
Stranger: but i have the edgiest memes and pepes
Stranger: ur frikin ded
Stranger: man
Stranger: is ur ip 333.shitlordisgey.4092 and ur address 020 meme street nerdland faggtotcountry
You: how can u have my mac adress if i use a linux CHECK MATE HACKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr
Stranger: pls dont report 2 bedpost :(
Stranger: he stol my cande
You: ur gettin banned kiddo
Stranger: WELL FRIK U 2 BUDDY
Stranger: IM ACTULLY ROTODNO
Stranger: AND BDPSOT IS MY COSUN!
You: o yea im actually badspot
Stranger: oh
You: wtf are you doing
Stranger: ok
You: on here
You: rotondo
You: go fucking get to work on forgettable dungshit
Stranger: :(
Stranger: im gunna tell my mum
Stranger: that u r bully me
You: the end user agreement on blockland says you cant >:^))))))))))))))))))
Stranger: wow
Stranger: u hackr
Stranger: ur relly not nice
You: Well well well... It seems as though you have once again, despite your best efforts, become a pawn in one of my rather elaborate ruses, and it seems as though the end result of said ruse has left your state of being of a lesser quality than before you were dealt the card hidden up my sleeve, while being none the wiser! And yes, while it is true that I, OP, am a faggot, it remains unclear whether or not your social status on this website will remain at its current level, or if it will take a turn for the worst! After all is said and done, at the end of the day, you will have to accept the fact that you go the short end of the deal! I hold no remorse or regret, for I am and always shall be....... A MASTER RUSEMAN
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