Battle Lines

Felix Pre Battle Lines
vs. Cinnamon
"Public drunkenness is against University Policy 3491! Time for some disciplinary action!"

Vs. Vigilance
"So is this going to be a fight or another philosophy debate?"

vs. Flag
"You never paid much attention in class Mr. Flag, so let's see if you pay attention in battle!"

Vs. Strider
"Good to see you Lady Strider, you missed your term paper's due date by the way. I'll let it slide if you can manage to defeat me."

vs. Magnus
"Curious.......a hairless ape walking on two legs. It managed to dress itself even!"

Vs. Lucita
"I guess we don't have to worry about magical safety protocols today do we Lucita? Bring it on!"

vs. Contra
"After I knock you unconcious I do recommend that you seek some help my boy."

vs. Lucifer
"Ah Lucifer, I have a whole desk full of disciplinary reports on you mister. I guess someone needs to set you straight."

vs. Tome
"Oh wow Calamitous Tome leader of the Canterlot Historical Society! What an honor! I can't believe I actually get to spar with you in person wow! Do you think if I manage to beat you I can be considered for induction into the society?"

vs. Moonlight
"Your going to need to find your nerve miss Moonlight if you hope to overcome my magic!"

vs. Timber
"OH my....what is that Stench!?"

vs. Boris
"Communism is a failed ideology that inevitably leads to corrupt and oppressive dictatorships which then ultimately collapse in on themselves!"

vs. Ash
"Miss Ash Maker did you read the pamphlet I gave you. You know the one that said 'STD's and You'? It's very educational."

False Flag pre-battle lines
vs. Cinnamon
-"Im about to make your outsides hurt as much as your insides, you misrable drunk!"

Vs. Vigilance
-"Oh Luna yes! This is gonna be some great stress relief!"

vs. Felix
-"Oh thank Luna this is a fight and not one of your lectures, otherwise i'd already be knocked out cold!"

Vs. Strider
-"Hey Strider, that dress makes you look like a colt... just thought I should let you know"

vs. Magnus
-"Im still pissed you killed Light Luster, guess I owe you for that..."

Vs. Lucita
-"Time to blow out the candles you psycho bitch!"

vs. Contra
-"Wow I get to kick 7 times the tail for the price of one! What a deal!"

vs. Grayscale
-"You should really get some glasses, at the very least it'd give you a chance..."

vs. Lucifer
-"Go head and get up again, i'll kick your ass twice as hard the second time, punk..."

vs. Tome
-"Lets put a gentlecolt's wager on this fight, I win I get all your cash and that nifty mansion, you win... well you wont win hehehe..."

vs. Moonlight
-"Well miss Flower... are you sure youre in the right place? This is a fight you know..."

vs. Timber
-"No seriously dude, why the fuck are you even here? The forest is that way Smokey..."

vs. Boris
-"Time to kick some commie flank... some of us like having cash asshole!"

vs. Ash
-"Are you sure youre in the right competition? The strip club was a few blocks over..."

Lucifer Pre Battle Lines
Moonlight "Sweetie I'd rather not fight you, have a thing against hurting sweethearts like you"

Cinnamon "You know your a pretty cool mare, an extreme alcoholic, but your still pretty cool, you sure you wanna fight?"

Timber "Your a big fucker ain't ya? wouldn't you rather be fucking a deer?"

Ash "You know I'd rather go and fuck instead of fight, but how bout we compromise and you get naked while we fight?"

Magnus "You know, I'm starting to wonder if all humans have a stick up there ass like you, Lets rip it out and see if it's natural"

Lucita "Your kinda hot, let me help you snuff out the flame for you, then we can fight"

Boris "Oh shut up you fat drunk fucknut and put up your sword before I cut your heart out"

Felix "Oh my the nutty professor wants to fight. What are you gonna do, throw a book at me?"

Vigil "So how's sunbutt doing, her ass still sore from last time?"

Contra "You have seven voices in your head? And people say I'm fucking nuts"

Grayscale "What are you gonna do? try and figure out what color I am?"