[A1S4] Drilfi vs Moskel + Male Mole Squad

[19:08] <Drilfi_Pythia> "What, is this?"
[19:08] <Moskel> "Do you think you are in the situation to ask questions first?"
[19:08] <Drilfi_Pythia> "I, am the one with the weapon."
[19:08]  * Moskel smokes some more.
[19:08] <Moskel> "And you are surrounded by my underlings!"
[19:08] <Moskel> "So foolish."
[19:09] <Moskel> The underlings are walking closely to you.
[19:09]  * Drilfi_Pythia looks at the assembled moles.  Do any of them seem particularly loyal to Moskel?
[19:11] <Moskel> They have fear on their eyes. This is a gang if they don't complete the job. They gon' die.
[19:12]  * Drilfi_Pythia ignores him in favour of speaking to them.
[19:12] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Have, any of you heard the story of Saint Hassan?"
[19:13] <Moskel> The moles look confusedly at each other.
[19:13]  * Moskel tsks.
[19:14] <Moskel> "I thought you wanted to fight?"
[19:14]  * Moskel takes out somesort of a gun.
[19:14] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Saint Hassan, was brilliant.  He, drew people to him and he gave them riches."
[19:14]  * Drilfi_Pythia shoots him again.
[19:14] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20+7
[19:14] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [17+7] : {24}
[19:15] <Moskel> Hit.
[19:15] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 12d2+7 damage
[19:15] <Tyche[Dice]> (12d2+7) [16+7] : {23}
[19:15] <Moskel> ((Please tell in advance who you are hitting!))
[19:15] <Drilfi_Pythia> ((Moskel.  The guy with the weapon))
[19:16] <Drilfi_Pythia> "But, he grew avaricious.  He, wanted more and more and more.  So, did all the people he worked with."
[19:16] <Moskel> "Hah! Do you want to start this then? I was gonna let you go if you left a blind eye to my business but I guess not."
[19:16] <Moskel> !roll 1d20+7
[19:16] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [6+7] : {13}
[19:16] <Drilfi_Pythia> Miss
[19:16] <Moskel> Moskel raises his gun at his underlings.
[19:17] <Moskel> "What are you guys standing there for? Go for goddamn dumbass."
[19:17] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Stand, down or I, cannot guarantee your safety."
[19:18] <Moskel> Roll for initiative to know the order of who attacks first and whatnot.
[19:18] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Do, not go the way Saint Hassan's, servants went.  Choose, to live."
[19:18] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20+7
[19:18] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [9+7] : {16}
[19:19] <Moskel> Moskel>Underling 1>Drilfi>2>3>4>5
[19:20] <Moskel> "I gave you a warning, didn't I?"
[19:20] <Moskel> The underlings nod in fear.
[19:20] <Drilfi_Pythia> "This, is surviveable for all of you.  Even, You, Moskel.  Stand, down."
[19:20] <Moskel> "You don't want what happen to the mole that died at the pool happened the same to you? Don't you?"
[19:21] <Moskel> "Are you preaching about a God?"
[19:22] <Moskel> "There is only the God of Death, you know?"
[19:22] <Drilfi_Pythia> "I, am preaching about a troll.  A, troll who has done Wonderful, Terrible, impossible Things, just as any one of you is able to do as well!  You, just need to stand down and listen."
[19:23] <Moskel> !roll 1d20+7
[19:23] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [19+7] : {26}
[19:24] <Moskel> Take 15 damage.
[19:24] <Moskel> "They won't listen! If tey disobey me, they know what will happen!!"
[19:25]  * Moskel laughs evilly.
[19:25] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Saint Z, teaches us the value of freedom."
[19:25] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Do, you know that story?"
[19:25] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Saint Z, was the man who killed Death."
[19:25] <Moskel> Underling 1 goes to grapple you.
[19:26] <Moskel> Rolls a 9.
[19:26] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20+12 to resist
[19:26] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+12) [20+12] : {32}
[19:26] <Moskel> Rolls against it.
[19:26] <Drilfi_Pythia> Crit.
[19:27] <Moskel> Dang, you are so flexible and dodgeable that the first Underling won't ever catch you for two turns! Good for you
[19:27] <Moskel> Your turn.
[19:27] <Drilfi_Pythia> "All, you have to do is stand down.  Please, just let me end this."
[19:27] <Drilfi_Pythia> Psi Blade 2, Multistrike 1.  Moskel and Underling 1.
[19:27] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20+7 to hit both
[19:27] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [3+7] : {10}
[19:28] <Moskel> Miss
[19:28] <Moskel> Both.
[19:28] <Drilfi_Pythia> "You, just have to trust me and stay out of the way.  I, will keep you safe."
[19:29] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20-2 Persuasion
[19:29] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+-2) [5+-2] : {3}
[19:29] <Moskel> After you attacked, the moles are more afraid now! Drats.
[19:30] <Moskel> End turn?
[19:30] <Drilfi_Pythia> End turn.
[19:31] <Moskel> 2 and 3 try to grapple you.
[19:31] <Moskel> Roll against it.
[19:31] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 2#1d20+12
[19:31] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+12) [5+12] : {17} (1d20+12) [15+12] : {27}
[19:32] <Moskel> 2 Grapples you successfully! 3 misses the air.
[19:32] <Moskel> 4 and 5 helps in carrying you over to Moskel.
[19:33] <Moskel> "Listen to this deal, how about I sell you and your organs? Or maybe as a pet? Doesn't that sound like a sweet deal to you?"
[19:33] <Drilfi_Pythia> Is he waiting for me to answer?
[19:34] <Moskel> yea why not.
[19:34]  * Drilfi_Pythia Flashsteps out of the grapple and shoots him in the face.
[19:34] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20+7 to hit
[19:34] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [6+7] : {13}
[19:34] <Moskel> Miss!
[19:35]  * Drilfi_Pythia runs to the far side of the pool of liquid.  End turn.
[19:35] <Moskel> Don't fall at the pool fam.
[19:36] <Moskel> The 2-4 chase you, and incidentally. 5 falls down on the pool. Dying ensues. Screaming etcetera.
[19:36] <Drilfi_Pythia> "You, don't have to die this way!"
[19:36] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20-2
[19:36] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+-2) [9+-2] : {7}
[19:37] <Moskel> 3 and 4 are listening to you!
[19:38] <Moskel> 2 tries to hit you and fails.
[19:38] <Moskel> Moskel laughs still.
[19:39] <Moskel> !roll1d20+7
[19:39] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20) [2] : {2}
[19:39] <Moskel> ((what?))
[19:39] <Drilfi_Pythia> ((you missed the space so it only rolled 1d20.  +7 makes a roll of 9))
[19:39] <Moskel> Oh ok.
[19:40] <Moskel> He intimidates the males again.
[19:40] <Moskel> It doesn't work!
[19:40] <Drilfi_Pythia> Important question:  Does that count as an attack?
[19:40] <Drilfi_Pythia> I have a feat that lets me attack people who attack my allies.
[19:41] <Moskel> I wouldn't consider it an attack.
[19:41] <Drilfi_Pythia> Had to check
[19:41] <Moskel> 1 goes to hit you.
[19:41] <Moskel> Rolled a 22.
[19:42] <Drilfi_Pythia> 23 AC
[19:42] <Moskel> Miss.
[19:42] <Moskel> Your turn.
[19:42]  * Drilfi_Pythia shoots Moskel.  Duh.
[19:43] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20+7
[19:43] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [11+7] : {18}
[19:43] <Moskel> Hit!
[19:43] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 12d2+7 damage
[19:43] <Tyche[Dice]> (12d2+7) [19+7] : {26}
[19:44] <Drilfi_Pythia> "It, doesn't have to be this way!"
[19:44] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20-2
[19:44] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+-2) [4+-2] : {2}
[19:44] <Spectator> (That -2 CHA putting in work)
[19:44] <Drilfi_Pythia> ((Can my level 15 feat be Dex to Persuasion?))
[19:44] <Spectator> (haha no)
[19:44] <Moskel> ((wow no feat working in the middle of the fight lmao))
[19:44] <Drilfi_Pythia> ((haha cri))
[19:44] <Drilfi_Pythia> End turn.
[19:45] <Moskel> Are you trying to convince the other moles?
[19:45] <Drilfi_Pythia> Yes.
[19:45] <Moskel> Yea, it doesn't work at all.
[19:46] <Moskel> 2 tries to grapple you again!
[19:46] <Moskel> 11. Roll your thing
[19:46] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20+12
[19:46] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+12) [10+12] : {22}
[19:46] <Moskel> 3 and 4 tries to hit Moskel.
[19:46] <Moskel> They both hit.
[19:46] <Moskel> Total damage of 22
[19:47] <Moskel> Moskel turn.
[19:47] <Moskel> Misses. Tries to intimidate the moles back to his side.
[19:48] <Moskel> Misses by the hair of his fur.
[19:48] <Moskel> "Fucking, when I get my HANDS ON YOU!!!!!!! YOU GUYS WILL DIE BY THE POOL."
[19:48] <Moskel> 1 tries to his ya.
[19:48] <Moskel> Misses.
[19:48] <Moskel> Your turn.
[19:48] <Drilfi_Pythia> "No.  They, will not."
[19:48]  * Drilfi_Pythia smiles.
[19:49] <Drilfi_Pythia> "We, will be perfectly fine."
[19:49] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20+7 to shoot Moskel.
[19:49] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [19+7] : {26}
[19:49] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 12d2+7 damage
[19:49] <Tyche[Dice]> (12d2+7) [16+7] : {23}
[19:49] <Moskel> Hit.
[19:49] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Join, us.  Live!"
[19:49] <Moskel> uHuh.
[19:49] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20-2
[19:49] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+-2) [8+-2] : {6}
[19:49] <Moskel> (hahhahaha)
[19:50] <Spectator> (friggin incredible)
[19:50] <Moskel> You don't convince the others.
[19:50] <Drilfi_Pythia> End turn.
[19:50] <Moskel> 3 and 4 misses their attacks.
[19:50] <Moskel> Moskel in a furious fit, does the anime thing.
[19:51] <Moskel> Where the antagonist has a power-up.
[19:51] <Moskel> Drinks some red potion with hints of silver hue.
[19:52] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Doing, the anime thing where the antagonist has a power-up did not protect Hastur, from Saint Henderson."
[19:54] <Moskel> He grows in size. He goes more feral. His fur is spiked and his eyes turn red. His claws grow. His clothes are ripped until you can see his torso.
[19:55] <Moskel> !roll 1d20+8
[19:55] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+8) [20+8] : {28}
[19:55] <Spectator> (OOF)
[19:55] <Moskel> (dang)
[19:55] <Moskel> (thats adds a tier on the weapon right?)
[19:55] <Spectator> (doubles the amount of damage dice)
[19:56] <Moskel> 32 damage.
[19:56] <Drilfi_Pythia> Is that a melee attack with his fancy new claws or still the gun?
[19:57] <Moskel> Still his gun. He only did that for theatrics.
[19:57] <Drilfi_Pythia> Oh okay then.
[19:57] <Moskel> And to look cooler.
[19:57] <Drilfi_Pythia> Well of course.
[19:57] <Moskel> He roars at his minions.
[19:58] <Moskel> Rolling intimidation again.
[19:58] <Moskel> They abandon you. He looks very terrifying.
[19:58] <Moskel> Your turn.
[19:58] <Drilfi_Pythia> "This, is the best chance you have to survive!  STAND!"
[19:58] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20-2
[19:58] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+-2) [15+-2] : {13}
[19:59] <Moskel> 3 Returns at your side.
[19:59] <Moskel> 4 remains loyal.
[19:59] <Moskel> to Moskel.
[20:00]  * Drilfi_Pythia shoots him again.  It has to work eventually.
[20:00] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20+7
[20:00] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [10+7] : {17}
[20:00] <Drilfi_Pythia> Wait Flurry
[20:00] <Moskel> Furry?
[20:00] <Drilfi_Pythia> Bloodcast 1 HP to cast Flurry 1
[20:00] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20+7-2
[20:00] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20) [8] : {8}
[20:01] <Drilfi_Pythia> Well that didn't work
[20:01] <Moskel> End turn?
[20:01] <Drilfi_Pythia> Okay time for SERIOUS BUSINESS TACTICS.
[20:01] <Drilfi_Pythia> Saint Creed would be jealous of these pro strats.
[20:01] <Moskel> Tactical retreat?
[20:02]  * Drilfi_Pythia runs up to him and puts down, in front of him, SAINT HENDERSON'S UNFLUFFABLE JUDGELINESS.  It is a garden gnome with an extremely large beard.
[20:02] <Drilfi_Pythia> End turn.
[20:02] <Spectator> (YES)
[20:05] <Moskel> 3 tries to hit Moskel.
[20:05] <Moskel> He hits.
[20:06] <Moskel> 7 damage.
[20:06] <Moskel> 4 tries to hit Drilfi.
[20:06]  * Drilfi_Pythia nods encouragingly at him
[20:06] <Moskel> Doesn't do it.
[20:06] <Moskel> Moskel's turn.
[20:07] <Moskel> Moskel keeps a decent amount of distance between both of you guys. Because he is ranged.
[20:07] <Moskel> Shoots.
[20:08] <Moskel> !roll 1d20+8
[20:08] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+8) [20+8] : {28}
[20:08] <Spectator> (oof)
[20:08] <Moskel> (i am sorry, like what the fuck?)
[20:08] <Drilfi_Pythia> Roll for damage.
[20:08] <Moskel> 30 dmg.
[20:09]  * Drilfi_Pythia falls.
[20:09] <Drilfi_Pythia> Somewhere in the universe, a pebble stops a landslide.
[20:09] <Drilfi_Pythia> Hope Springs Eternal.
[20:09]  * Drilfi_Pythia Never Backs Down.
[20:09] <Drilfi_Pythia> 1 HP.
[20:10] <Drilfi_Pythia> "You, can not kill me."
[20:11]  * Moskel tries to intimidate ya.
[20:11] <Moskel> 17
[20:11] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20+1 Insight to resist
[20:11] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+1) [13+1] : {14}
[20:11] <Moskel> You have disadvantage now!
[20:12] <Moskel> Waithold u.
[20:12] <Moskel> -2 to hit, -2 AC. I'm drunk.
[20:12] <Drilfi_Pythia> Yeah.
[20:12] <Moskel> 1 tries to hit ya.
[20:12] <Moskel> 18, doesn't hit ya.
[20:12] <Moskel> Your turn.
[20:12] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Sit, child."
[20:13] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Stay, where it's safe."
[20:13]  * Drilfi_Pythia shoots Moskel.  Again.
[20:13] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20+5
[20:13] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+5) [5+5] : {10}
[20:13] <Moskel> Miss.
[20:14] <Drilfi_Pythia> "All, you need to do is stand down."
[20:14] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20-2
[20:14] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+-2) [16+-2] : {14}
[20:14] <Moskel> Is that persuasion?
[20:14] <Drilfi_Pythia> Yes
[20:14] <Moskel> To who?
[20:14] <Drilfi_Pythia> The underlings
[20:15] <Moskel> Yeah, it doesn't work out. Sorry, call next time.
[20:15]  * Drilfi_Pythia puts the gnome to use with its secondary purpose.  With Moskel at a distance, Drilfi lies prone behind it and uses it for cover.
[20:15] <Drilfi_Pythia> End turn.
[20:17] <Moskel> 2 tries to hit you in ya.
[20:18] <Moskel> 2 rolls an 8 and 18 and misses.
[20:18] <Moskel> 3 tries to hit Moskel.
[20:18] <Moskel> Hits
[20:18] <Moskel> Does 10 damage.
[20:18] <Moskel> (tfw the underling does the work)
[20:19] <Moskel> 4 tries to hit ya.
[20:19] <Moskel> Hits.
[20:19] <Drilfi_Pythia> (Drilfi is the best diplomancer)
[20:19] <Moskel> *Ok, nvm grapples you.
[20:19] <Moskel> 4 tries to grapple you.
[20:19] <Moskel> What's your athletics roll.
[20:19] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20+12
[20:19] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+12) [5+12] : {17}
[20:19] <Moskel> 4 successfully grapples you.
[20:20] <Moskel> Moskel turn since 5 died long time ago.
[20:20] <Drilfi_Pythia> Haha yeah good times
[20:21] <Moskel> He points at 3.
[20:21] <Moskel> DUNDUNDUN.
[20:21] <Drilfi_Pythia> "Stand, Brave, child."
[20:21] <Moskel> He dead fam.
[20:21] <Moskel> 3 dies very painfully.
[20:22]  * Drilfi_Pythia pops that first feat of his.
[20:22] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20+7 to hit Moskel
[20:22] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [3+7] : {10}
[20:22] <Drilfi_Pythia> One day it'll work.
[20:22] <Moskel> Is that against AC?
[20:22] <Drilfi_Pythia> Yes
[20:22] <Moskel> Miss.
[20:22] <Drilfi_Pythia> Yes
[20:22] <Moskel> 1 tries to punch you in the face.
[20:23] <Moskel> Hit.
[20:23] <Moskel> 8 dmg.
[20:23]  * Drilfi_Pythia falls.
[20:24] <Drilfi_Pythia> Somewhere in the universe, a coin flip lands on its side.
[20:24] <Drilfi_Pythia> Hope Springs Eternal.
[20:24]  * Drilfi_Pythia Can Barely Stand.
[20:24] <Drilfi_Pythia> 35 temp HP.
[20:24] <Moskel> Your turn.
[20:25] <Drilfi_Pythia> "I, have been patient."
[20:25] <Drilfi_Pythia> "I, have been gentle."
[20:25] <Moskel> "You shot at me the first chance you took!"
[20:25] <Moskel> "HYPOCRITE."
[20:25] <Drilfi_Pythia> "You, will unhand me and stay out of my way or I, will kill you all."
[20:25] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20-2 INTIMIDATE on the underlings.
[20:25] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+-2) [16+-2] : {14}
[20:26] <Moskel> 2 and 3 are intimidated!!
[20:26]  * Drilfi_Pythia shoots Moskel!
[20:26] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20+7
[20:26] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [18+7] : {25}
[20:27] <Moskel> Hit.
[20:27] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 12d2+7
[20:27] <Tyche[Dice]> (12d2+7) [17+7] : {24}
[20:28] <Drilfi_Pythia> End turn.
[20:28] <Moskel> He roars in pain. Globs accumulates in his body. One by one, suffocating him. He explodes and his blood and organs reach everywhere. Even your lovely gnome and if your body was out, blood reaches there.
[20:28] <Moskel> The blood that touches the pool evaporates quickly. Leaving no trace.
[20:28] <Moskel> 1 is terrified and escapes from the scene.
[20:29] <Moskel> 2 and 3 is shocked that the boss died.
[20:29]  * Drilfi_Pythia shoots 1 in the back on his way out.
[20:29] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d20+7
[20:29] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+7) [3+7] : {10}
[20:29] <Moskel> Roll
[20:29] <Moskel> You miss.
[20:29]  * Drilfi_Pythia shoots AT 1 on his way out.
[20:29] <Moskel> Hasta la vista, brochacho.
[20:30] <Moskel> Roll?
[20:30] <Drilfi_Pythia> Roll?
[20:30] <Moskel> I guess?
[20:30] <Moskel> Idk.
[20:30] <Drilfi_Pythia> Roll for what?
[20:30] <Moskel> A1?
[20:30] <Moskel> *AT?
[20:30] <Drilfi_Pythia> No I mean he shoots at him but he misses
[20:30] <Drilfi_Pythia> Because I rolled a 10
[20:31] <Moskel> Oh ok.
[20:31] <Moskel> Yeah well, no.
[20:31] <Drilfi_Pythia> Drilfi slowly rises, reclaiming his gnomepal and casting a quick spell with Saint Fishgardimore's Juju Bresoritizer.
[20:31] <Drilfi_Pythia> !Roll 1d6+2 HP
[20:31] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d6+2) [6+2] : {8}
[20:31] <Moskel> Gain 1000 EXP!
[20:32] <Moskel> You also gain the magical potion!
[20:33]  * Drilfi_Pythia levels up!  Not Going Anywhere. → Saltspit Liberator
[20:34] <Moskel> 5k build grist, 1k tier one, 500 tier two, 200 tier three, 50 tier four, 10 tier five, 5 tier six
[20:34] <Moskel> The magical potions lets you have animalistic features for 5 turns! Discuss benefits later.
[20:35]  * Drilfi_Pythia looks at the remaining moles.
[20:36] <Moskel> The remaining moles thank you.