It's My Dick In A Box!

(Hidden): -is now the Judge- What are the charges?

DeathPortal: XP

(Hidden): Baliff Ares, what are the charges brought?

Ares01: The defendant Kalas is hereby charged by Shade of slapping the latter with a dickinabox.

496827: ^

DeathPortal: (Hidden) your as awesome as a: Giant Space Gandalf.

(Hidden): Prosecutor Shade, witnesses?

496827: I call Ares01 as a witness.

496827: , your honor.*

(Hidden): Ares, Step forward.

(Hidden): Wait... you're the Bailiff...

(Hidden): How can you be a witness?

Ares01: I saw it.

Kalasnikov47: Objection, no he can not

(Hidden): Overruled.

(Hidden): Ares, will you swear on the bible that you saw this occurrence?

Ares01: Sure.

(Hidden): Kalas is guilty as charged.

Kalasnikov47: WHAT!

Kalasnikov47: objection, on what grounds!

(Hidden): Kalas, you are found guilty under the charges of slapping Shade with a dickinthebox.

(Hidden): How do you plead?

Kalasnikov47: Not guilty

(Hidden): Too bad.

Kalasnikov47: damn.

(Hidden): as the Unbiased judge, you're guilty.

Kalasnikov47: Actually....you would seem biased your honor

(Hidden): You're not being punished with anything though, because this is your first offense.

Kalasnikov47: Oh ok. then yeah i did it.