Hotel Fourcannon

On a dark, misty highway...
Cool wind in my mane,
Warm smell of estrus, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance I saw a shimmering light My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway;

I smelt that familiar smell
And I was thinking to myself,
"This could be Heaven....nope its Hell"
Then she lit up a light spell and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the Hotel fourcannon
Such a crazy place (Such a crazy place)
Such a shamefur place
Plenty of room at the Hotel four cannon
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find us here

Mary o Nette mind is twisted, she got her puppet bands
She's spanked a lot of pretty, pretty mares she calls friends
How they dance in the townsquare, sweet lewd sweat.
Some ERP to remember, some ERP to forget

So I called up Booze Hound
"Please bring me my wine"
He said, "We haven't made that cannon here since nineteen sixty nine"
And still those bat pones are skreeing from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the Hotel fourcannon
Such a crazy place (Such a crazy place)
Such a shamdfur place
They got liven'up at the Hotel fourcannon
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
When your waifu dies

Golden's on the ceiling,
Feldspars working the mine,
And she said "We are all just Lucyne's here, trapped in our own mind"
And in the Greens chambers,
They roll a d20
They can try as hard they'd like,
But, there's no straight ship for thee~

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the thread I was before
"Numbers~" spoke the blue sweed,
"They all speak to me...."
You can loggout any time you'd like
But Mr Bones won't let you leave!