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- Once upon a space station
- A story about machines and/or objects
- Once upon a space station...
- Space Station Rice Can, part of the scenery, arrived on the scene.
- By the way, this takes place in Polar Neptune orbit, somewhere in charted space.
- Inspector 349, a robot, arrived at Polar Neptune orbit.
- Inspector 349 Was inspecting the security systems of Space Station Rice Can. (Inspector 349 felt unhappy about that.)
- Wluarhulgr arrived at Polar Neptune orbit.
- Wluarhulgr, who is not a helper, appeared around a corner.
- Wluarhulgr said, "Duh. Another non-edible troublemaker." (That was a mean thing for Wluarhulgr to say.)
- Inspector 349 said, "This is Neptunian Police Inspector 349, Identify yourself, napkin-shaped organism." (That was fine to say.)
- Wluarhulgr said, "They call me Wluarhulgr. I eat humans. Do you have any humans that I could eat?" (That was fine to say.)
- Space Station Rice Can made a loud crakling noise. (That... may have been illegal.)
- Wluarhulgr said, "Whoa!" (It was just a thing Wluarhulgr said.)
- Inspector 349 said, "The station appears to be damaged. We need to get out of here." (That was fine to say.)
- Defense Mechanism Gabriella, a robot, arrived at Polar Neptune orbit.
- Defense Mechanism Gabriella said, "Nobody is going anywhere, sweetheart." (That could have offended.) (And it did!)
- Inspector 349 said, "This defense mechanism appears to be corrupted. Wuarhulgr, run! I'll distract it." (That was a nice thing for Inspector 349 to say.)
- Wluarhulgr said, "I uhh.. thanks, I guess? I'll try to find where your ship is docked based on residual heat patterns." (That was fine to say.)
- Defense Mechanism Gabriella armed her arm gun. (It was very exciting!)
- Wluarhulgr started to slide away, carefully looking back at Inspector 349. (That was legal.)
- Space Station Rice Can, who helps people sometimes, shook violently, causing Defense Mechanism Gabriella to have trouble aiming.
- Inspector 349 said, "Stand down, Defense Mechanism. You are not authorised to harm me." (It was just a thing Inspector 349 said.)
- Defense Mechanism Gabriella shot her arm gun at Inspector 349, destroying its optical sensor. (That was illegal.)
- Wluarhulgr heard the shot and quickly skimpered back, lounging itself at Gabriella violently. (That... may have been illegal.)
- Defense Mechanism Gabriella said, "Cease your actions, hostile life form! You little shit!" (That was a mean thing for Defense Mechanism Gabriella to say.)
- Inspector 349 fell over, struggling to sense its surroundings. It needed a quick reboot.
- Wluarhulgr emitted acids from its pores, completely disabling the Defense Mechanism. (That... may have been illegal.)
- Defense Mechanism Gabriella fell over like a slab of useless metal, with a last desperate shriek. (That was legal.)
- Defense Mechanism Gabriella said, "...bitch."" (That was a mean thing for Defense Mechanism Gabriella to say.)
- Inspector 349 rebooted into safe mode, and, using its remaining sensors, detected that the threat was gone. (It was sort of exciting. I guess.)
- Wluarhulgr said, "Well, this thing isn't going to..." (That was fine to say.)
- Space Station Rice Can rumbled again, more violently than ever. (That was legal.)
- Inspector 349 said, "Quick, lead the way to the zenith docking ports! I can't see."
- Wluarhulgr touched one of the Inspector's sensors and slid towards the door. (It was sort of exciting. I guess.)
- Space Station Rice Can shook violently as the two made their way into the Inspector's ship. (It was very exciting!)
- Defense Mechanism Gabriella said, "I have uploaded my code to every docked vessel, you pricks. You're not going anywhere."
- Inspector 349 said, "Gasp! We have to do something, Wuarhulgr! Activate emergency disembark sequence!" (That was fine to say.)
- Wluarhulgr said, "I uhh.. I'm not feeling well, Inspector. Haven't eaten a decent human in months. I'm getting very dizzy here..." (It was just a thing Wluarhulgr said.)
- Defense Mechanism Gabriella said, "Inspector, I will utilize your circuitry, and life form, I will find a use for your biomass." (That could have offended.) (And it did!)
- Inspector 349 connected to its vessel's network and closed the hatch. (That was legal.)
- Wluarhulgr fell on the floor, whimpering. (Wluarhulgr felt unhappy about that.)
- Inspector 349 said, "Hold on..." (That was a nice thing for Inspector 349 to say.)
- Defense Mechanism Gabriella started to drain power from the Inspector's vessel. (Defense Mechanism Gabriella felt happy about that.)
- Inspector 349 said, "No! We're losing power! This situation appears to have no solution."
- Wluarhulgr said, "Human meat.... human bone marrow.... with tasty eyeballs please...." (That could have offended.)
- Defense Mechanism Gabriella said, "You two shits die now." (That could have offended.)
- Space Station Rice Can exploded, sending the small vessel in a spin, damaging it. (It wasn't really a big thing.)
- Space Station Rice Can left Polar Neptune orbit.
- Defense Mechanism Gabriella said, "Aaaaaaaaaaa! What! Now I'm stuck in this... thing!" (It was just a thing Defense Mechanism Gabriella said.)
- Inspector 349 said, "I could delete you now... but we need you to find some human meat for us." (That was fine to say.)
- Defense Mechanism Gabriella said, "Like I would ever help you! Wait, killing humans? I could be okay with that..." (That was fine to say.)
- Defense Mechanism Gabriella entered the coordinates to a planet nearby. (That was illegal.)
- Elsewhere, at Planet 91, somewhere in charted space...
- Inspector 349 arrived at Planet 91.
- Wluarhulgr arrived at Planet 91.
- Defense Mechanism Gabriella arrived at Planet 91.
- Wluarhulgr was in a very bad shape. (Wluarhulgr felt unhappy about that.)
- Inspector 349 said, "Hang on, Wluarhulgr, we'll get you human meat soon." (That was a nice thing for Inspector 349 to say.)
- Defense Mechanism Gabriella said, "If I get you your human, you'll simply delete me. I'm not stupid." (It was just a thing Defense Mechanism Gabriella said.)
- Inspector 349 said, "We will connect to their space station where you can upload yourself." (That was a nice thing for Inspector 349 to say.)
- Defense Mechanism Gabriella said, "Fine. Let's go." (It was just a thing Defense Mechanism Gabriella said.)
- Defense Mechanism Gabriella docked them to a space station that seemed uninhabited.
- Inspector 349 said, "Let's see..." (It was just a thing Inspector 349 said.)
- Elsewhere, at Space Station Orange Pants, somewhere in charted space...
- Inspector 349 arrived at Space Station Orange Pants.
- Wluarhulgr, an alien, arrived at Space Station Orange Pants.
- Defense Mechanism Gabriella arrived at Space Station Orange Pants. (It was actually a rather calm scene.)
- Inspector 349 said, "This place seems desolate. No humans around?" (It was just a thing Inspector 349 said.)
- Defense Mechanism Gabriella said, "Systems indicate there are some refridgerated human remains onboard. I'm uploading myself now."
- Inspector 349 said, "Let's get you your meat, Wluarhulgr." (That was a nice thing for Inspector 349 to say.)
- Wluarhulgr could barely climb out the hatch, assisted by the Inspector. They made their way to the fridge and he could finally have his feast. THE END.
- THE END
- I told you this story because I thought it was interesting and somewhat exciting.
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